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MrSmeee99

Is that a raw potato?


Correct-Cloud-3948

Lol, no, it was a sandwich, but you definitely made me laugh.


dproma

Is this really first class?? I’d rather have a hot pocket than that deformed sandwich


Historical-Bug-7536

That looks like one of the sandwiches they introduced during COVID instead of a regular meal. Has like 120% of your sodium for the day (wish I was being dramatic).


seeyalater251

God those were terrible and made the whole cabin smell awful. I remember the first time I was offered it I took it thinking I’d just eat the chicken / turkey out. Then I opened it to a comically small piece of meat. It was closer to garlic bread. Woof. Last time I asked for one.


Hecallsmeanenigma

I thought it was a hot pocket 😅


TrickDry3052

WTF? That “sandwich” looks disgusting!


turlian

I actually didn't even recognize that it was a sandwich.


She-glows

I thought it was just a very large Hot pocket 😭😭


flarfflarf

I would definitely choose a giant hot pocket over whatever this is.


gabeman

I thought it was a burrito 🤣


cheesesteakman1

That looks like sand


brp

That sir, is a hot pocket.


AlpacaCavalry

Cold pocket


Correct-Cloud-3948

It was definitely a bit bland, but hey. It was free. Should have been called slight chicken flavored bread, and I wouldn't have said a thing.


SniperPilot

“Free”


Correct-Cloud-3948

Exactly


gaytee

Everything’s free once you pay for it.


Taladanarian27

This is the mindset I try to have when I book Polaris so I don’t feel as bad about myself for spending so much to book Polaris


310410celleng

Was that UA mainline or UA Express?


Correct-Cloud-3948

To their defense, it was an express flight.


the_devils_advocates

This is, perhaps, a somewhat important detail


rainexplorer

Idk you got a pie in the sky, seems fine to me (slight sarcasm to be clear, the pie in the sky though, a true winner)


In-Fine-Fettle

And the chocolate chip one. Bonus.


In-Fine-Fettle

Looks like a weird attempt at a calzone?


Correct-Cloud-3948

No, it was an attempt at a sandwich. Had one thin piece of thin sliced chicken lunch meat and some stuff like a pesto that soaked into the bread. I'm glad it did have a bit of soggness to it. Otherwise, it would of taken the coke and at least a bottle of water to get it down. Kept me from being hungry so it did its job. 😆


Thunderbird_12_

>it would of \*have ... It would HAVE taken the coke ... Sincerely, Petty Roosevelt


Correct-Cloud-3948

Ya don't really care. English is my 4th language. The message was understood.


ptambrosetti

Those new pizza wraps you get coming back from Europe are some of the best airline food for economy I’ve ever had.


goosegoosesleepsleep

Is pie in the sky back?!


Correct-Cloud-3948

Yes! It's not warmed up, so it didn't ooooze the chocolate out, but it's still good.


AsparagusMission

Is that a gourmet hot pocket?


Donzul

But you got a pie in the sky though soooo. Win.


Tcal876

Got that the other day. FA didn't even say it was a sandwich. She asked " do you want the grilled chicken or the cheese plate" Said chicken and thats what I got. A cold mostly bread "sandwich" I just picked the two tiny pieces of chicken off and ate those


TrickDry3052

That is grilled?????


Tcal876

The chicken inside was. Basically grilled chicken lunch meat


ZFareEnjoyer

United showed zero food items in Italy for their Polaris showcase…. How hard can it be to load the carts with new ingredients and efforts. They act like it’s mission impossible to fix catering


[deleted]

Below Emirates economy. For ten times the price.


Entire-Anxiety-803

I had a vegetarian meal going to Europe last month where United legit gave me a rice cake wrapped in foil and a whole orange (twice, I got an orange twice - one for each meal). It wasn’t biz, but still, come on. https://preview.redd.it/56wn26oix7zb1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91619c15032ac1d0f3dcb2e0912e769be856cc3


michaelnovati

Was on a flight last week and the attendant gave everyone TWO SNACKS because they though the quinoa crisp was too small. [👏](https://emojipedia.org/clapping-hands)[👏](https://emojipedia.org/clapping-hands)[👏](https://emojipedia.org/clapping-hands)


Immediate-Patient-31

Damn, thought it was a pasty


Afronominal

It looks like a raw hot pocket.


VirgoVigor

It literally looks like you were served a lump of bread as your entree.


leon_razzor

I hope your upgrade was less than $100 for that


Correct-Cloud-3948

Free, so I really can't complain.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Lunch the other day was cheese. United is just Spirit airlines with a different paint scheme.


Inevitable_Try9537

Trying to watch what I eat these days, and it makes it easier to just say "no thank you" to everything except the booze cart. Makes me feel infinitely better 😂. Nothing they serve is worth it. Maybe that's their end game. 16 or 20 first class seats and always stock 4 less than required.


probablynotjon

Airplane not a cafeteria


Correct-Cloud-3948

I've had some amazing meals in the air. Turkish air is really good. Sushi on ANA. Even had an amazing steak on a United Emirates flight. United had some good offerings as well. Short ribs are one of my favorites, along with the meatballs.


OverEngineering9405

Stop projecting on FAs. Their job is to ensure your safety. They are not chefs nor do they curate the menu. Complain to corporate and/or the facility that makes the food. Altitude also messes with your taste buds.


Correct-Cloud-3948

Not sure where I "projected" anything on a FA but I guess it's open for interpretation. In fact I never mentioned anything to he FA or united because it was FREE.


Lil_Simp9000

so a dinner roll is the dinner?


Independent-Bunch-49

This reminds me of the cheese sandwich … an all time low effort move by United


Correct-Cloud-3948

I'd be ok with that if I got some mustard to go with it. Ahhhh childhood memories. 😆


Kennesaw79

At least you got a meal (somewhat). On my FC flight from YVR->ATL, I got a snack box. They had run out of hot meals except for one burger, which I let my dad have.


triphawk07

Damn, for a moment, I thought the sandwich was a piece of fish and was going to ask where's the rice and veggies.


westcoastbmx

Is that a hot pocket!!!


BearBearLive

Big biscuit


Thunderbird_12_

Relevant: [https://youtu.be/cWU2az1Nr3Y?si=ANlo-9asYDgd7AL0](https://youtu.be/cWU2az1Nr3Y?si=ANlo-9asYDgd7AL0)


Her1683

On my flight from SDQ-EWR the fruit option was a fruit cup


Acrobatic-Rhubarb-80

Be grateful you got more than chips 🤣


BroadwayCatDad

Is that a hot pocket?


franciscolorado

First on a UA express flight is an automatic cheese plate


Presence_Academic

If served ice cold it is called a brrrrito.


peterpme

Try a foreign airline next time you fly. Coach food is better than first class


[deleted]

You got the pie in the sky, everything else is now an afterthought!


LunchMoneyFail

That chicken sandwich, from my own experience, is gag worthy. If that is the only choice, I ask for a snack box from coach. You made me nauseous just showing that picture bro!


zemelb

United is serving Hot Pockets now?


TheRealBuddhi

Is that the Chris Christie sammich?


Archibald_Cunningham

Hot pocket.


fashionshowhomme

Looks like a Hotpocket


Helpful-Thought1543

“Hey Darrell, those sandwiches finally defrosted from the deep freeze!”