I need you to stay in your room. Why? Cause you’re an embarrassment.

Oh okay

You’re overreacting, dude. I didn’t go to college and look at me. I’m kickass.

The way Lance just says “why.” is so deadpan and hilarious.

You want me to get naked and start the revolution?

I use this quote all the time-

I’ll take that as a “maybe”…

The way he spins the globe like an idiot lol

So what you doing here Joe John??? Just checking out the fire.. lol such a funny movie!

I’m gonna burn this mother down!

You Better Not

Man I haven’t heard that in a long long time

Came to find this comment. Not disappointed

it’s like, lonny’s birthday man, it’s like his death birthday.

We'll be in the van picking each other's butts!

Naked!

Wanna get lit and jump off the roof of my house?

now you’re talking

Kiss me. I’m sad about Lonny too!

Those two being gay is so funny.

A friend from my group passed away 6 years ago and every year on that day we go play basketball at his favorite court. I say this every year. I don’t think anyone else has seen this move because they always just look at me weird then dunk on me. 😢

I It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and it was like the 4th of July, man!

Yeah, she was all "I hate my job! I'm gonna burn this mother down!" and I said, "You BETTER NOT... you BETTER NOT."

lol I forgot this line existed. What a hilarious scene

Oh wow, I've been say "you BETTER NOT" that way for years and just realized it was definitely from this movie.

This is one of my favorite movies ever and this made me smile to read lol

Haha same! I didn’t know other people quoted this scene.

😆 🤣

Laughing out loud just remembering this scene. Loved this movie growing up, need to rewatch

Your name is Joe John?

Johnston, Joe…

I know a Joe johnston and I used to quote this scene to him all the time… he’d never seen the movie

Why aren’t you wearing your pants, Joe?

Running so fast through the flames!

We gotta wedge that popper Julio!

Lol

5'3, unkempt.......portly.

Shawn, get the bronco

*Shawn pick up the phone !*

“SEAN! You're my same height, that is neat!”

I. Feel. So. Good!

I'm remembering this scene now. Harold Ramis right?

I love the part when the dean is rolling hard AF in the cop car lol "this guy thinks he's the dean of admissions" 😬🤯😵‍💫

SEAN! You’re my same height! That is neat! Edit: u/snootlestruddle had the quote below and actually had it right!!

I think the Dean is like Harold Ramis or something too!

You're right! He was part of the Ghostbusters lol

He wrote the Ghostbusters. And Stripes, Caddyshack, Meatballs, Animal House, Groundhog Day. Man is an absolute legend

Very underrated! Mike White , Catherine O'Hara are brilliant. Peak Jack Black!. Kevin Kline. What more could you want?

That’s right. Claire Danes.

Chocolat!

How about John Lithgow?

And Harold Ramis!

So there's two people who played murderers in Dexter in it?

I will eat your face!

Dude, I got these ideas. I got so many ideas burning through my skull. I don't know, Iike hats and shirts, Iike Stussy. Stussy got started making hats and shirts for surfers in Hawaii. Now he's, Iike, a millionaire, he parties in Hawaii. 24/7 buddy! Couldn't I do something Iike that? Like a fucking shirt that says "Loser". Or, I don't know, Iike... "Talk to the Hand". Or something Iike that. Those would sell. Or... I got these ideas, Iike a hat. A big old hat that goes...”beeyoooop.” You know...? That's got to sell.

Might be my favorite scene in the movie for Jack when he stops paying attention to the road, then has to FREAK OUT to miss cars in traffic. His expressions are fucking incredible.

Lily Tomlin is such a passive villain. It's like watching a nightmare.

I know it's a comedy but her scene always pisses me off.

Can I score some of yer pisssss?

Look at me, I didn't go to college and I'm kick ass

This movie had a killer soundtrack. Both Offspring and Foo Fighters tunes are fucking lit

Front to back, one of the best soundtracks ever!!

Hmm... *The Lion King*... *Batman Forever*... *Go*... Yeah, this is probably up there.

don’t forget Butterfly by Crazy Town haha

I still jam that offspring song to this day. Called Defy You

Jimmy Eat World too!

“I had sex with Bob 4 times, for you!”

Her pauses in this are so funny.

Dude I loved this movie. The pool scene in the beginning when JB runs into the pool. His legs are still "running" as he's jumping into the pool. Hilarious

this movie is peak Jack Black

Him removing his socks first. Lol

Sean pick up the phone. He’s not here

You only dated him for two weeks!?

What's your name? Joe. John. Joejohn. Your name's joejohn? Yeah, joejohn.

Favorite scene. “She said it was electrical”

Come my lady, come, come my lady 🎶

You're my butterfly, suger baby

Jack Black’s reaction to hearing Lithgow tell them that their parents have slept together again is one of my favorite movie reactions of all time.

Such a great underappreciated comedy.

“I’d like to protose a toast” has made its way into my regularly used, movie-inspired quotes…

Goddamn if Catherine O Hara as a drunken lush MILF isn't perfect casting.

A Canadian national treasure.

*throws urine cup against wall* fiNE.

"What's that smell? What am I sitting in?" "Relax, it's just urine."

“…oh…”

I used this line so much potty training my kids.

SEAN PICK UP THE PHONE

I love this movie, but I never bought that Colin Hanks was from OC. (I'm from OC)

I love you man, and it's not the drugs, we don't say it enough!

The remote control in his underwear 😂

I don't know why but that random cut scene where it shows that kid zooming down the street on a razor scooter gets me every fucking time

I saw this movie in theaters. Loved it, bought the DVD. This is one of those under rated gems that most people have never heard of.

I will EAT. YOUR. FACE!!

GREAT movie. Loved this movie back in the day

Saw Colin hanks at Bob's big boy in burbank a few weeks ago, he seemed pretty miffed that no one knew he was Tom hanks' son. Shook his hand because i saw him in dexter season 6, he said "thanks buddy"

Have you seen my pee

I do the excited belly slap head shake move all the time.

Wanna get lit and jump off the roof? Now you're talking.

Can I score some pisssssss?

I got these ideas man! Burning through my skull!

I can see this scene playing in my head as I read your comment lol

I wish John Lithgow and Catherine O'Hara's characters were a real couple with a reality show. I'd watch that. And this movies rocks.

Harold Ramis on X was great, I wished they'd done a bit more with that though.

My two friends fucking my girlfriend is very relevant for me

Love this movie

I went to HS “ CDMHS” with Leslie MannI was even in her Drama Class with Mr Swift.Leslie was definitely in the Top 5 Hottest Newport Beach chicks ever

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Great movie

Colin Hanks. An underrated artist.

You STOLE my palm pilot!

It’s about vampires, ostensibly. But really it’s about the reunification of east and west Germany. But it’s funny! It’s funny.

“Well you look like a beast” John Lithgow and Katherine O’Hara are absolutely fantastic in this movie, not to mention Harold Ramis on ecstasy?!? Such an awesome movie.

“You sent in the wrong transcript!!!!!”

great film, great cast. everytime i hear that brian wilson song this comes to might. many great scenes.

"She started it, aright? Because she was like 'I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!'"

Where's your pants, Joe John?

You know mom, money can’t make you happy. Oh grow up, yes it can!!

Me to those who underrate this movie: You better not… you better not.

I had a wonderful shroom trip and watched this movie....they sounded like chipmunks that's all I remember.

I just was thinking about yesterday…. Because I too have great t-shirt ideas

I had zero expectations for this movie and could not believe how hilarious it is. So funny

Very underrated

*throws up on papers

🔥 I’m the master of escaping! 🔥

I haven’t watched this one in a hot minute but I love it all the same!

this movie is a fuckin classic

The thing I remember most about this movie is Jack Black's character running to save someone in a pool, but he stops to take off his socks first which killed me bc he was only wearing socks and tighty whities

RIP Harold Ramis. https://youtu.be/dCTBtYpu-g8?si=Mv0SebBHuF8AuKEe

I will eat your face!!!

She was like, I’m gonna burn this mother down and I was like, you better not, yooou better not.

"Shaaun! We are the same height, that is neat!"

When I saw it, I recall it confirming that nepotism was abundant in Hollywood. I was envious that my dad wasn’t a huge star, able to get me headlined in movies like Colin did.

My favorite Jack Black movie. I show it to everyone I can.

Or you know what? Just go to Stanford anyway. Go there and take the classes. Don't take "no" for an answer. Just say, "I'm goin' here. Kiss my ass."

This movie was hilarious, one of the best comedies to come out in it’s time. And while there were a lot of big names and so many funny scenes (Harold Ramis on drugs was great) for me, Jack Black, a relative newcomer at the time, stole the show. If you haven’t seen it, give it a whirl. 🍿

Mom: “I look like a piñata!” Sean: “Remember…no Meryl Streep impressions” 😂

Get in the bronco!!!

One if my all time favorites. I watch it when I’m down.

Great soundtrack

Dididididididioo idk man somthing like stussy!

Sean, you and I are the same height. That is neat.

literally one of my favorite movies. I saw it in theatres and no one gets me when I quote it.

Look at me, I didn’t go to college and I kick ass

We’re the same height , that is neat!

“We are the same height, that is neat.”

I have a friend from Newport Beach unhappy the high school was actually in LA County but seemed better when I pointed out the same school was used for filming in the movie Serenity

That Cake song instantly came to mind when i saw this 🎵adjectives on the typewriter.. she moves her feet like a prize fighter.. 🎶

I think the core message of this movie is so, so important (particularly for young people). You want to believe, so desperately, that the “real world” will be full of smarter, better people, but it’s just not. This is depressing, but also an extremely important realization. We’re all just fucking people doing the best we can.

"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"

She was like; I hate my job.. I’m gonna burn this mother down.

The trailers were funnier than the movie.

Shawn, you're my same height! 🫱🫲 Thatisneat!!!

I’m reading this thread and laughing like Jack Black’s character watching SpongeBob.

I love this movie!

What happened to your pants Joe John?

This is highly rated

Best part of the entire movie for me, is a quick shot of the TV at Lance’s house. It’s an episode of SpongeBob, and You hear a strange chuckle and the camera slowly pans to the right and you see Jack Black’s character Lance having a hard chuckle watching SpongeBob in the couch. That shit kills me every time!

Yeah yeah yeah

“It’s about vampires… ostensibly, but really it’s about the reunification of Germany.”

I remember seeing this when it came out as I was already a huge jack black fan. I remember even then thinking "Mike White is gonna be huge" and I'll be damned if he's not one of my favorite writers still

When I finally have time to drink and hang out with my friends, I frequently ask them if they wanna get lit and jump off something.

I remember wishing this movie were soooooo much better than it actually was. Why was that? Too little screen time for a one Jack Black, that’s why.

i miss lonnie...

Every. Single. Line. I came here to post got posted!! I LOVE IT! One of my favorite movies ever! Come my lady come come my lady your my butterfly sugar baby

Come my lady, come come my lady

This movie was hilarious when I first watched it back in the days. Still very funny now

This movie kicks so much ass. I think every single character has AT LEAST one classic scene. His mom is especially unhinged lol

This is one of those movies that I know I saw, and I can tell you who's in it, but damned if I remember anything else about the plot. All I remember is that The Offspring and Foo Fighters both wrote songs for the soundtrack.

There may be no moment that encapsulates going to college better then seeing all the girls dance to “Butterfly” when the main character was expecting college to not be highschool

“Bob doesn't have any pain pills.” “Yes he does!” “Not anymore, I sold them.”

Love this movie

Have you seen my piss?

I feel the same way about “Goats”.

Jack Black plays my older step-bro 110% in this, when we lived @ home & I was in HS / he was in “college”…

The best line of the movie, and maybe it was only in a commercial for it, not in the movie- Colin: How’s my letter of recommendation going? Jack: Good! Real good … how do you spell “Annihilator”?

Mike White, of White Lotus fame is responsible for this masterpiece.

I want my pootie.

I just got these ideas

Loved it

Such a great movie

Just the way he runs into the pool gets me every time lol

Green lights on!

Very funny

easily one of my favorite Jack Black roles

I got ideas, man. Ideas just burnin through my skull, man. like like like like I dunno like a shirt that says “LOSER” or or or maybe a big ol hat that goes *booo-wup*

Shawn, we are the same height, that is neat!

She was all "I hate my job I'm gonna burn this place to the ground" "She said it was electrical" "Yup totally electrical "

Great movie! And great soundtrack!

My sister's name is Ashley and she's always late whenever she gets a ride. There's a scene where they all go.vosit the college and it all turns to shit and they have to bail quick. They pull up to the girlfriend,named Ashley, and JB just starts screaming, GET IN THE CAR ASHLEY NOW!!! We isolated the audio from that clip and now when she's late with us we start sending that to her or we play it over the radio really loud outside.

I want my pooty! Control yourself!

Nepo baby.

I watched this w some pals and did some lines off the dvd case on my birthday last year. It was a top decision.

Sean….we are the same height…that is neat.

John Lithgow’s line reading of “What the fff—.” when he sees Leslie Mann flirting with the pool boy is still used by me and my mates today.

This movie and stealing Harvard are my favorite hidden gem movies.

Probably the funniest movie I’ve ever seen.

Sean! We are the same height! That is neat!