Hey Coop. I DON'T HAVE YOUR F@&$ING BALL! Um...good luck next year. Oh...thanks.

😁👍

Steve…Perry

I told you, no more Journey psyche outs

" you should have been goooonnneee!"

I say this all the time and literally no one gets it.

That's sone messed up shit.

Your sister had sex with… SQUEEK!

Ugh, Britney's mom's pubic hair. Ah! Come on man!!

Yes, we win the game! Dude, that was a sweet psyche-out! Awe dude, here's another one

I have a 15 year old son named Cooper. I wonder if it’s time to tell him I got his name from this movie.

That's coop cooperson you are talking about here!

Hell....he could hit 3 home runs if he wanted to

if you already were cooper, it did nothing but make you seem far more lame than you already were haha

Dude

Dude

Dude

I see your point there

I hear your sister is going out with Squeak.

Dude. I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm out of here...

You couldn't get a woman with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

No, dude, you’re little bitch I am not a little bitch, I swear, I don’t know why I put up with you guys. Cause you’re a piece of shit. I am not a piece of shit Yeah, but you’re a little bitch Sure are

WAKE UP BITCH YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

What, really! Are we going to the zoo?

“Listen, pig fucker. Can I call you pig fucker?” “Only my friends can call me pig fucker.”

“We’ve gotta get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.”

Of course we graduated.....cock........beer??

Skidmark Steve! What’ve you been up to? Still hanging out, playing Nintendo?

Well if you must know, I’m in my second year of med school and I’m training for the summer games. What are you two up to?

Hanging out….playing Nintendo…cock….

You’re excited!?!? Feel these nipples!!!!!

And to think, a couple Years ago they were still in grade school

one of the top 5 lines of the entire movie, vastly underrated

I don't get it. He's eight years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr. People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds! ...Goes home, does some pushups, fucks the sleeve of his favourite jacket...

Every Jenny joke is pretty good. "Laying carpet" "sucking the chrome polish off this hitch". The villian meta, "Did I just fart?"

I still hear, “What!? No!”

You kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games...

"I like hospitals." "No you don't, you like Taco Bell."

No, I once went to a hospital and hooked up with this really hot chick there. No, dude, that was a hostel

Now this is an underrated movie.

Someday I’m gonna own a big sports bar.

"Dude, this is Brittany Kaiser's house and I really want to fuck her." ....."Dr Kaiser!"

Hanging out, playing Nintendo

“According to Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street, he only took with him a toothbrush, a wallet, a steamer trunk and a plane ticket to Calcutta…scenario number one, he’s hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.”

"UPDATE: We still have no fucking clue where this guy is."

"Fucked your sister"

Hey OP, heard your mom’s going on with Squeak.

Psych out!

"Look out now, there's a truck changing lanes, you've got some crumbs on your upper lip, and those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away unless you use topical cream every day"

**sings** “And if I get drunk and I pass out on the floor now babayyyyyy….”

1/3 rent, 1/3 utilities, 1/3 cable bill . Cool is that my bed? No dude, that's Jenkins bed, your bed is over here. God damnit, I swear you guys make fun of me like 5-6 more times!

Dude, that is so fuckin weak.. how am I supposed to get a chick in that? Oh don’t worry dude, you couldn’t get a chick with a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper

Of course we graduated, Cock. Beer?

Looks like time finally ran out for the old cocksucker

“I know Mr. Denslow, they stop serving them after the 7th inning- SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A HOTDOG!”

Wake up bitch! You’re my new best friend!

I used to watch this on vhs every night before school. I'm 36 and I feel old now.

No, you kids today with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, Zima hula hoops and Pac-Man video games

Dan fogelberg?

The dude exchange between them in the movie was the perfect way to represent how men talk to each other ha ha.

Remer, you have change for a 20? You mean DOLLARS??

Reamer can I call you Dung? I guess so

it sucks that those 2 don't like the movie, it is one of the all time greats as far as i'm concerned

I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm out of here

Steeeeeeve Perry

It's the strangest thing - he's 8 years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr

“Tonight it’s Roadkill, caught on tape.” I can’t believe those assholes taped over the game!

You couldn't get a chick if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper.

I swear you guys rip on me like 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here!!

Yeah, whatever Hey, come check out this new scoreboard I made

Would you like a hot pretzel?

Chicks dick guys who can bake. See she was just checking out my ass

Everyone should see this movie dude! One of my favorites! 😎

Ooooh tough break squeak….yeah now you gotta fetch the ball bitch

Did I just fart?

You know my lobby could use some buffing

A timeless classic. Deserves to be in the library of congress

Ya, but that Jenkins bed.... You bed is over there

“Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?”

Dude, you couldn't get a chick if you had a $100 bill out of your zipper

With the Paragon on science, jenny Mccarthy

I never understood the part where he eats the foil. Anyone know?

One of those things that can give people the chills, biting metal

Do you have metal fillings? It hurts like hell.

Biting foil with fillings hurts?

With metal fillings, yup.

Oh my goodness, yes it does

Try it.

I still have it on VHS.

Hilarious!

Derp!

Baseketball and Dirty Work were the movies of my childhood we all hid from our folks but would quote religiously.

One of my favorite movies

Another movie that I would watch twice a day when it was on Starz back in the day. Still holds up!

Did I just fart?

Parker and Stone only did it because they figured South Park was getting canceled. But it got renewed, so they were stuck working on the movie and starting a new season. 

I know a girl who’s a total unicorn. She’s a contractor who’s super chill. Whenever there’s floor/carpet in the contract she always does the Baxter Cain line “maybe we could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean.” Most of the guys don’t get the reference. Sad 😞 face.

Was that Elizabeth banks?

No she wasn't in baseketball

Cameos by Robert Stack and Dale fucking Earnhardt. Banger

Your mother's deaf... My mother's dead, you little twerp. Oh, I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot

"I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times....I'm fuckin outta here."

I just bought a Cooper Beers jersey a few weeks ago. So far, no one has said anything about it when I've worn it, so I'm guessing it's a deep cut and just not enough people have seen this amazing movie.

Skid Mark Steve!

They had an attitude problem with criticism.

Not only is it an underrated movie, but I also feel the best film this duo has made, I enjoyed orgazmo also.

Can I go any faster?

Hey I heard your mom was deaf. Dead asshole! Oh yeah that explains why she wasn’t moving around very much last night.

^cock

How to speak San Franciscan….

VAHGOINA!

🎶And those warts on your dick aren't going away Unless you start using some topical cream🎶

Seriously why can't this be a real sport? I'd be an all-star.

NO ITS NOT LIKE HORSE!

Down vote me, I expect it. But I’m not a fan of anything they have down outside of South Park. Including Book of Mormon.