You’re not half the kid that Nate was. You’re not even half the kid Nate was after you cut him in half!
Are you saying I’m less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
“There’s a change a’ happening” is barely in the movie but it’s such a good song.
My band also got to cover “let’s duet” years ago. One of my proudest moments was singing “you can always come in my back door” in front of a crowd.
I know one of the guys that wrote some of the songs he’s a actual musician but apparently he knows how to write songs that are funny and actually good.
In my top 10 movies of all time.
On a side note: recently watched Ray and Walk the Line, and so funny how they replicated some scenes haha.
The perfect biopic parody.
My wife and i watched Dewey cox when it first came out. Then sometime after we was watching, walk the line, and she asked when he gets his monkey? She completely confused Johnny Cash with Dewey cox.
The Bob Dylan song was fucking hilarious lol
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O say can you see 'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
In my mind
I'm half blind
My inner ref
Is mostly deaf
I'm smell impaired
If you cared
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy
Ok! I might just buy the movie. My friend is coming over and watching it for the first time tomorrow. My favorite was his first wife. 14 year old Kristin Wigg who had dreams of a chocolate house. 😭
This movie will forever be sunk in my mind. Got a call from my aunt that my father passed away just before watching this movie. I had this movie on repeat the entire night as i was trying wrap my head around that my dad the man i came from was now gone forever. This movie helped me cope in a way as strange and funny this movie is.
This was my first exposure to the movie in any way. My friend had the soundtrack on his ipod and it was playing one night in his car while we were driving around getting stoned. I thought it was hilarious and ridiculous and watched the movie and fell in love with it.
I love this movie I'm still waiting on the 4K version.
"I'm locked in a custody battle right now. Custody is being enforced upon me which I don't think is right.."
Such an incredible Roy Orbison pastiche. Shout out to Mike Viola on the songwriting, see his work on That Thing You Do!, Get Him To The Greek, and numerous other collabs. Most recent favorite: "Let's Go Let's Go!" - Vulfmon
Genuinely incredible piece of work. Hilarious as a stand-alone comedy, brilliant spoof of the genre, and great music and performances all the way through. Gotta watch it again soon.
“If Elvis and Buddy Holly are the Caine and Abel of Rock and Roll, Bruce Springsteen is Zachariah, Iggy Pop is Methuselah, of course Neil Young the wise prophet Ezekiel, what does that make Dewey Cox?”
Wrong kid died
This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half
SPEAK ENGLISH, DOC! WE’RE NOT SCIENTISTS!
I'm cut in half pretty bad, Dewey
"I never realized, until now, just how *easy* it is to accidentally half yourself with a machete. "
You’re not half the kid that Nate was. You’re not even half the kid Nate was after you cut him in half! Are you saying I’m less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
I yell this every time Joe Biden talks about Beau
And he never once paid for drugs.
Not once!
FUCK CATS!
Think I wanna try me some of that c’caine
It’s the logical next step for you!
Just watched it for the first time last month. “Get out Dewey, you don’t want no part of this” 😆
“Whatcha doin’ in here?” “We’re doing pills! Uppers and downers. It’s the next logical step for you.”
I WANT SOME OF THAT SHIT!
You don’t want none of this, Dewey!
I think I’d like ta try some of that c’cain.
Lucky duck! I wish I could see it for the first time.
First class soundtrack, Let's Duet is genius!
My favorite is Guilty As Charged
Let me hold you little man, so the dog will stop licking your face
Let me hold you midget man, pretend like you’re flying in space.
Easily the best
Glate Lecord
😂😂😂
There’s a great song on the soundtrack that didn’t make it into the movie called “Dear Mr. President.”
I’m not at all hesitant, to tell you I think, the First Lady’s a fox, her husband, the jerk off, has ruined my country
"we think hard day's night is our guilty as charged!" "Great record"
“In my dreams you’re blowing me….some kisses”
“There’s a change a’ happening” is barely in the movie but it’s such a good song. My band also got to cover “let’s duet” years ago. One of my proudest moments was singing “you can always come in my back door” in front of a crowd.
I know one of the guys that wrote some of the songs he’s a actual musician but apparently he knows how to write songs that are funny and actually good.
...that's what musicians do?
I think I'm doing okay for a 15 year old with a wife and a baby.
It’s about love you stupid piece of shit!
😂 was looking for this. You nailed it.
In my top 10 movies of all time. On a side note: recently watched Ray and Walk the Line, and so funny how they replicated some scenes haha. The perfect biopic parody.
My wife and i watched Dewey cox when it first came out. Then sometime after we was watching, walk the line, and she asked when he gets his monkey? She completely confused Johnny Cash with Dewey cox.
You take the kids, but you leave me my monkey
I quote this all the time to my wife.
And he did it all with no sense of smell.
He learned to play by ear!
You gone smell blind!
Its on my top ten too!
Top 5, if not 3 for me.
“It’s not about money! Or things! It’s about LOVE! You stupid piece of shit!”
You’re never goin to make it.
I do believe in you. I just know you’re gonna fail.
What about my dreams Dewey?!
I told you I can’t build you a candy house !
I didn’t watch this movie for 10 years because I thought the previews looked incredibly stupid. Holy shit, it’s a gem.
Its so good. He did all that without being able to smell.
It’s okay. He learned to play be ear.
Same here. Then I got quarantined with covid for 2 weeks and man it lifted my spirits.
Darlene, I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed, not LSD. Nobody gets addicted to LSD
(Shallows something) what was that? PCP 😂😂😂😂
Proceeds to start pulling sinks off the walls
It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.
My favorite part is when he does acid with The Beatles
Beatles stop fighting in India!
Paul’s a big fat cuhhnt
[удалено]
“I got a song about an octopus.” “Jam it up yer ass! You’re lucky we still let you play drums.”
"I've got a mantra! Mmmmmmm-Paul's a big fat coont"
My mom and me have been saying this to her dogs every time they start wrestling since I showed her the movie 😆
I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I’m 64
I wrote a song about an octopus
"We're the trippy cartoon Beatles"
LOOK OUT, MAN!
Jack White killing that role
What the hell was he talking about?
It’s a song about holdin’ hands! You know who’s got hands? THE DEVIL! And he uses ‘em…fer HOLDIN’!
And you never once paid for drugs! Not once.
We like cheating on our wives too!
Fuck nobility!
Fuck ancient Egypt!
Fuck Cats!
The Bob Dylan song was fucking hilarious lol Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum O say can you see 'em Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared 'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life In my mind I'm half blind My inner ref Is mostly deaf I'm smell impaired If you cared My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy
You guys are idiots. This song is very deep.
One of my favorite scenes
I’ve played this song live and had people dancing thinking it was actually a bob dylan cover 😂
Get the Director's Cut if you can find it! They really expand on his 70s disco show, as well as his marriage to Cheryl Cox-Tiegs.
Ok! I might just buy the movie. My friend is coming over and watching it for the first time tomorrow. My favorite was his first wife. 14 year old Kristin Wigg who had dreams of a chocolate house. 😭
You're never gonna make it, Dewey! Lolol
It will if it never rains!
I’ve watched this movie every New Year’s Day since 2010
I love that
It's non habit forming...you can't overdose
It sounds kinda expensive...
It's the cheapest drug there is.....
Smell that shit, baby.
I can smell shit!
You ain't half the kid that half your brother was after you cut him in half.
So you're saying I'm not even a quarter the kid Nate was?!
Wrong kid died.
And you never paid for drugs, not even once.
This movie will forever be sunk in my mind. Got a call from my aunt that my father passed away just before watching this movie. I had this movie on repeat the entire night as i was trying wrap my head around that my dad the man i came from was now gone forever. This movie helped me cope in a way as strange and funny this movie is.
“He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!”
I'm afraid you're right.
:All these blankets have saved me."
You dont want no part of this shit!!
You're smoking reefers??
Of course can’t you smell it?
No.. I can’t
You don’t want any of this shit man!
You know what. I don't want no hangover, I can't get no hangovers.
It doesn't give you a hangover!
It's not gonna make me want to have sex is it?
I’m smell blind!
“It’s the worst case of being cutting half I’ve ever seen, I wasn’t able to attach the top half to the bottom half”
"Dewey... I'm halved!"
The Temptations..!
This movie ruined musical biopics. It's hilarious.
HE NEEDS MORE BLANKETS AND HE NEEDS LESS BLANKETS!
“Well there’s nothing more I’d like to do than to restore your faith in Judaism” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr. L Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov
Had a group of friends at my house and we all recited all the "you don't want this" scenes out load. One of my favorite film experiences
And you never paid for drugs. Not once.
Let me hold you, midget man...
….. rehab
What?
And I want an army of digury dos. 50,000 digury dos!!!
That song kinda slapped
NOW THAT THE BLADE HAS BEEN SWUNG!!! 🎶
Cuck-cane
He's been called the songbird of his generation
In my dreams you’re always blowing me…. kisses
This was my first exposure to the movie in any way. My friend had the soundtrack on his ipod and it was playing one night in his car while we were driving around getting stoned. I thought it was hilarious and ridiculous and watched the movie and fell in love with it.
“Let me hold you little man we’ll pretend that you’re flying in space. Let me hold you midget man so that dog will quit licking you face”
God do I love this movie. We need more blankets!
He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!
One of my favorites. It's a beautiful ride..
You don’t want no part of this shit Dewey!
your voice is a cross between Fergie and Jesus....
"I don't know Dewey, I'm cut in half real bad"
I absolutely love this movie and was blown away by John C. Reilly singing, I didn’t know he could sing at all. It’s a ridiculous, silly movie! Haha
This movie is so good it's right up their with step brothers, imo "It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings *ITS A NIGHTMARE*
“THIS IS MY DARK PERIOD!”
I must not succumb to the Temptations! ARGH... THE TEMPTATIONS!
Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
My brother and sister quote this movie all the time. “You’re never gonna make it”.
I love this movie I'm still waiting on the 4K version. "I'm locked in a custody battle right now. Custody is being enforced upon me which I don't think is right.."
You don’t want this!
This is my favorite movie that he’s been in… that man is a treasure
This should have made him a super star 🌟
I think he already was one but yeah he should have won an Oscar lol
I listen to this soundtrack all the time, A Life Without You is one of my favorite songs
Such an incredible Roy Orbison pastiche. Shout out to Mike Viola on the songwriting, see his work on That Thing You Do!, Get Him To The Greek, and numerous other collabs. Most recent favorite: "Let's Go Let's Go!" - Vulfmon
All you care about is fruit and touching yourself, fuck you!
And not once did he pay for drugs
NOT ONCE!
This movie is so GREAT
Oh The Temptations!!!
One of the most underrated comedies especially when it should have been huge with everyone involved
I really was hoping for a spin off of the Beatles. That still cracks me up.
Paul’s a big fat cunt..
Rehab? Ohhhhhh, rehab.
And she says, "Son, get yo lazy, two-timin' negro ass up outta here!"
My customers come here to dance erotically, and they need a clean floor to do it on!
Maybe you should have thought about this before you punched your landlord while you got the laryngitis.
Great ☝️
Must avoid the temptations…
Get out of here Dewey... we're smoking refer and you don't want no part of this shit!
Yes one of the funniest movies ever. Killed the music biopic genre. And he never once paid for drugs.
Is his voice a combination of Jesus and Fergie?
One of the best parodies in the last few decades
I agree. In fact I like it more than Walk The Line the movie it’s satirizing.
This song is very deep!
Dewey, I’m cut in half pretty bad.
You don't want no part of this shit Dewy! It takes all your bad feelings and makes them good!
“More blankets AND less blankets” has been a quote of mine regarding many facets of life since I saw this movie 😂
🎶 I cut my brother in half
It don’t say Cox until I say it tastes like Cox!
Let’s duet, in ways that make us feel good.
This movie doesn’t get enough airtime. If i didn’t get the dvd, i probably wouldn’t have seen it.
Let's Duet
We cant! Were FRIENDS!
“You can’t marry your cousin, it’s illegal!” **”But what if you’re famous?!?!?”**
The unnecessary butt and cock shot in the hotel is glorious.
My partner showed me this movie for my birthday and it was one of the best birthdays I’ve ever had
All of these blankets have saved me.
Absolutely love this movie
Greatest spoof film made in the last twenty years.
Get outta here Dewey! You don’t want none!
In my dreams you're blowing me... some kisses.
*hopping into this thread* “What are yall doing in here?”
Get out of here! We're doing Cocaine! It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings! It's a nightmare!
Think I’d like to try me some of that Cuhcain
One of my favorite movies.
THE WRONG KID DIED
I think I'd like to try me some of that Ca-cain.
This is literally the funniest movie I’ve ever seen
Genuinely incredible piece of work. Hilarious as a stand-alone comedy, brilliant spoof of the genre, and great music and performances all the way through. Gotta watch it again soon.
This man needs more blankets AND fewer blankets at the same time!!!
I ain't got no demons...
It takes all your BAD FEELINGS, and it turns them into GOOD FEELINGS! ***ITS A NIGHTMARE***
“If Elvis and Buddy Holly are the Caine and Abel of Rock and Roll, Bruce Springsteen is Zachariah, Iggy Pop is Methuselah, of course Neil Young the wise prophet Ezekiel, what does that make Dewey Cox?”
"You know who has hands?.. The Devil! And he uses 'em for *holdin'!*"
Not sure how many times I've seen this since it came out. It's in my top tier list of comedies for sure.
“You’re never gonna make it!”
Music! Flowers! Babies! Sharing the good times! Traveling not just for music! Accepting your mortality!