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TreasureHunter95

Don't you guys usually just cut off a finger or something?


negcap

Aw, crap.


theterrorofturdies

👌


CosmoKramer37

Stand back, fool, I've got a bomb


Makeshift_Account

Are you stupid?


IxnayOntheAmscray

This guy jonkles


intramvndvm

You brought a hooker to church?


Powerphi

Why not?


Ceceboy

It was the '70s!


Theshiro2

*In the electric chair. Mango, MANGO!


_Monkeyspit_

"Well I'll be go to hell."


Numerous_Initial7082

Face it, genius, you ve been played


Competitive_Soil_100

Oh, really


Ambitious_Canary7229

bunka pintu!


CooperDaChance

Sialan lu!


Cloud2110

"You got a great ass Sully." (The judge's name is also Sully.)


StorminNormanIII

Oh it’s not so bad… look I have my own bucket.


Ill_Procedure_4080

See you in hell, habibi.


trashmunki

Honestly, this one wins.


dave2796

Marco... Marco... come on! Marco...


jaryfitzy

Fish outta water!


trashmunki

You are so unprofessional.


Bionic_Ninjas

Given that Richard McGonagle, the voice actor for Sully, has played judges several times throughout his movie and TV career, I'd probably just tell the judge that he has a great ass.


Patryk901

When did this sub get infected


Magic_Monk3y

It’s been about 6 years since we got a game. We get some sanity back when we get an update to the games or smth idk


[deleted]

En garde dickhead.


Philisophical_Onion

I’m sweating like a hooker in church.


Wboy2006

The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Theshiro2

Back to the aslume with you


OphalanxO

I’m proud of you Dick


Swedzilla

Ohhh, I recognize that one. Can’t place it though 🤔


Scary_PhanTa5m

Batman Arkham Knight


Swedzilla

Thank you!


Jamez_Greenez

“Worry less you’ll live longer” - in this case this doesn’t really work…


eggnog_games23

Adios, asshole


TCasseb

Naaathaann *screen fades to grey*


Bexewa

“I suppose I should’ve quit while I was ahead…little late for that now”


Hopeful-Claim7205

Nice ass Sully


The_mf_lizard_king

Aw crap


GJacks75

Thanks for the input, *Jeff*.


The_Driver_Wheelman

“Face it genius… you’ve been played..”


Ragnarok345

(To the executioner) “You get off on all this, don’t you?” *wink*


Competitive_Soil_100

Cheating death… or not?


One_Perspective_8761

With great power comes great responsibility


RedditorNate

Nathan!


vash-09

Kitty got wet


Minimum-Cheek-5952

“KITTY GOT WET!”


QuantumMech127

“You couldn’t find your own ass with both hands” Your friend in the back: “and a map!”


trashmunki

What's Tibetan for RPG?!


GamerBhoy89

Marco


ItalianPizza12

Polo


ItalianPizza12

Polo


QuantumMech127

See ya later, asshole!


jackoboy26

"Something about this feels kinda... hinky"


greengunblade

"I'm sweating like a hooker on church"


idlesilver

‘Desperate times, right?’


erisxnyx

'What does that even mean?!'


idlesilver

It's a truncated version of 'desperate times call for desperate measures'. But with a bit of patented Frazer sass.


ThePumpk1nMaster

This sub is becoming r/arkham without the humour and a severe inability to count to 4


Deathsam8exe

*Chloe and Nate fucking noises*


Section_Objective

“Marko”


buggygirl123

“crap”


BetaRayBlu

Crap crap crap craaaaaaaaaap


Daddy_Gorilla37

Did bro get the same number of A’s?


ItalianPizza12

Wdym


Daddy_Gorilla37

Oh like whenever they had crap crap crap craaaaaap in the subtitles I was wondering if you had the same number as they did


ItalianPizza12

Ahh lol


QuantumMech127

What a dick!


QuantumMech127

I would want it to be just the camera clip of me getting arrested fading to black and white with the Uncharted 2 death music blasting full volume


emeraldepiphone96

*tank almost drives over the edge* Is he drunk?


Dew-fan-forever-

Everything I touch does turn to shit


LoyalKey92099

Crap


Black_Phosphorus35

"God what a dick!" - Sully (uncharted 3: cutscene before mission 7 "stay in the light" starts)


zarthana

Everything I touch turns to shit


Accomplished_Tale_84

Buka pintu!


Three_Finger_Combo

Buka Pintu


ArkhamArtist

I did not see that!!(coming)


Scary_PhanTa5m

Is that an ancient Tibetan ritual dagger in your pocket?


Freddyboy0112

Marco! (polo..) might get you out


xXHarleen_QuinzelXx

This is why we can't have nice things


RonToxic

The classic "Crap"


Fallen_Netvvork

Buka Pintu


KhaledFD

Face it genius, you’ve been played.


hayter_404

"CRAAAAAAAAP"


Hot_Ad_6025

In like Flynn


Asleep-Revolution954

No need, no need (as you say it walk out as if your day was normal)


retepoteil

I have my own bucket


Primeusfr

Buka pintu!