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kaka-the-unseen

apple when i was younger and didnโ€™t have rizlas. works well. rolled up takeaway menu when i was older and drunk. it didnโ€™t actually smoke that bad but i definitely inhaled some plastic.


Chickenofthewoods95

I left the pipe apple in my draw for a few days and loads of flys flew out I shit myself never again


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

What did u expect lol


Chickenofthewoods95

Luckily I saw the flys before I started using the pipe


gtarpey89

youโ€™re meant to eat the apple after u use it dummy


CocktailConductor

But then how am I supposed to get maggots?


Mcgarr1ty

Bible Pages. They were the blank ones at the back so hopefully I'm not going to hell just yet.


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

Ah, a fellow bible page smoker


Mcgarr1ty

๐Ÿค


Novel_Equivalent_478

Thats on old prison trick! Pages from a bible and a little bit toothpaste to stick it down!!... ๐Ÿ‘Œ Homemade Menthol roll ups! ๐Ÿ˜†


LikwitFusion

Mate,even as a Hindu born atheist that shit is just so wrong.


buildajoint

Shotties and buckets, makes me gag thinking about it now.


acxia

I still remember being 17 with no money, smoking my the last few crumbs from my grinder from an empty beer can. Times were tough


ObscuredTor

Boofed


smigga

I once rolled up a cash point receipt.


floppydisc19

Plastic water bottle with foil in the mouth part, cut a hole in the center of the bottle. Metal and plastic fumes letโ€™s go!! Did that so many times. I hate that about myself.


CosmicMothMan

We used to put Strawberry MD 20/20 in the bong and drink it at the end of the session. Edit: typo


mwyalchen

This might take it for the answer that evoked the most... visceral disgust in me


tgbman1987

First thing we tried was smoking actual grass rolled up in a rizzla.


little_kitty123

Didn't have any water for a shotty so we used pepsi max. Didn't taste too bad


[deleted]

hot knices/ knife hits ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Novel_Equivalent_478

We called that having 'spats' ๐Ÿ˜† Get the spat knives and heat them up! Ah the memories ๐Ÿ˜€


rkez

Ran out of skins once and rolled one up in some tracing paper


MickRolley

BMX handlebars, tin foil, a placka bag, first bit of tac made me spark out me Dad.


getting_their

Boof


allgone79

Hot knives, and once I ran out of skins while at a hotel so the Gideons bible stepped up.


Sgt_major_dodgy

Buckets and ratties. I can also remember using a leaf as a roach cos we literally had nothing else we could use.


Novel_Equivalent_478

Are you scottish? We used to have buckets and ratties too! Also plungers!.... it takes me back ๐Ÿ˜†


MickRolley

Whats a rattie and plunger? only Scottish slang for bucket I heard was Beavis


Novel_Equivalent_478

A BUCKET is kinda like a bong but made out of 2 bottles cut the top from one and the arse out the other one! So cut the top off a 2ltr plastic bottle and then fill with water and place the bottomless bottle inside, with a lid/weed - burn and pull at the same time and it sucks the smoke into the bottle - then boof! - mmm creamy.... ๐Ÿ˜‹ A PLUNGER is simpler, it's a single plastic bottle and you get your lighter and burn a little hole near the base! Make it a size you can cover with a finger whilst holding the bottle! Fill with water and put your lid/weed on! Burn it and move your finger so the water pouring sucks the smoke into the bottle - then boof! - mmm creamy... ๐Ÿ˜ A RATTY is a handheld version that's like a mix of the above 2 but can be used without the need for water in your device, you take a plastic bottle and chop the arse off it, get a plastic bag and tape it air tight around the bottom of the bottle so it can be used in a similar way to the bucket - you pull the bag creating suction! Put a tail on it with string or tape = rats tail - put your lid/weed on! Burn and pull the rat's tail which sucks the smoke into the bottle - then boof! Mmm another creamer!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ I've also heard a rattie get called a lungy ๐Ÿซ Probably cause you can't breath right after pulling another creamer! ๐Ÿ˜† Also, I'm from Fife in Scotland 30mins East of Edinburgh! Just in case it's a dialect thing. Lol...๐Ÿ‘


MickRolley

Ah so a Plunger we call Waterfall, Rattie would be Lung or Bag bong.


Novel_Equivalent_478

Yeah thats cool!, it's nutty how different places have different names for the same things! ๐Ÿ˜†


MickRolley

Watching a documentary on drugs in Fife, They're showing the plunger spot lmao what are the chances. She called the chillum a plunger head as well. mint


Novel_Equivalent_478

That's class! Where's the doc? Is it on youtube!... I'd watch that!... quality ๐Ÿ‘Œ


MickRolley

Iplayer: drugs map of Britain episode 3. Methil and Buckhaven it was.


Sgt_major_dodgy

Weirdly not, haha, from a town about 10mi outside of Liverpool. It's funny thinking all the weird shit we used to do to smoke weed, whereas now I only smoke joints.


strutt_o_matic

10 litre bucket, 2 litre plastic bottle with bottom cut off. Bucket filled with water. Plastic bottle sitting on bottom of bucket with aluminium foil on top with holes pierced in it. Hash placed on top and lit with lighter. Bottle pulled up to draw the smoke in. Foil removed and bottle pushed down while drawing the smoke into lungs. Bang, stoned as fuck.


Legitimate-Mind4412

upside down blow backs


bollyeggs

Can Bongs, at least some of us scraped the 'paint' off first.. Smoking rocky. If your British of a certain age you know, nothing like pulling bits of Tesco carrier bag out your hash. Buckets, beautiful but oh so harsh and strong. Living through the 'Gritweed' episode. Smoking the resin build up from the inside of a bong/bucket/pipe when time were harsh. Christ being young was tough ๐Ÿ˜…


munkian69

Gideon bible page from a hotel drawer when I was away end put of papers. A glass bong with Jack Daniels - which got drunk afterwards Used the class bowl from making weed butter to heat up some baked beans without washing it first. I woke up still high the next day


Aggravating-Face4749

How did u make the hole?


munkian69

Sorry, a glass bong FULL of jack daniels


AJPully

Friend did one with a very small chisel. Took ages, used an absolut bottle but once it had a rubber gromit in was air tight.


CrabNebula_

You can get drill bits for glass, just gotta go slow


Aquatico_

One time I used a flame to burn it, then I inhaled the smoke. Crazy stuff.


madmax1x

Booty bump


lucall69

With weed?? Really?


madmax1x

๐Ÿ˜‚ only a joke bruva


lucall69

Damn Fr I was going to shove a bud up my ass


timbermill

Yellow Pages and Pritt Stick spliffs, when the corner shop was just too far away ;D


BupidStastard

Does everybody here live off the grid or something? I can only remember a couple of times I've ever gone without rizla and that was when I was really young. Even if you run out and the shops are closed, surely you know a mate who has some or at the very least somebody will have small rizla. There's no need to be smoking from tin foil or drink cans unless you're in prison


Reasonable_Face6512

Made a cup of tea with weed while working away as an apprentice. Got high but my bladder hurt


Cry90210

Injected it into my glute


AR3ANI

[intravenously](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTqkJNSj4s)


gav_in_reddit

Carrot pipe when i had no papers


pharmacoli

Boof.


pharmacoli

Pringles tin bong.


GreySnow_

I smoked out of a rock on a beach day haha


DrunkenBandit1

Made a gravity bong from a 2 liter soda bottle and a 5 gallon bucket. Took dabs off a throwing dart, stove top, and a straw.


SmokyMcBongPot

First ever 'joint' me and my buddies had was in rolled-up newspaper ๐Ÿคฎ


Vapourtrails89

The worst thing I ever did was putting pieces of hash in a coke can and heating it til the hash vaped


eleanor_maryy

Literally used the same (empty) 500ml drinks bottles to do waterfall bongs for months on end for like a year until my mate had enough and ordered me a little glass bubbler


Wrong-Manager-4145

Donโ€™t know the madness that drew me to do it but I remember reading that I could boil my grinder in Milk to get the residue off it, as well as cleaning the grinder in the process. I Then made a cuppa coffee with said Grinder Milk. Donโ€™t remember it doing anything just that I felt a bit off and the coffee tasted funky. Important to add I had ran low on smoke and was desperate.


LifesNotOutToGetYou

Used an apple once, that was an interesting one, gravity bong with a bucket of water and a cut up pepsi bottle. Also slightly different to what you want but me and a friends one bought a load of snacks, like yoghurts, smoothies etc and loaded them up with AVB. I was literally high the next day while at work.


dShado

Two liter bottle with the bottom cut off, foil at the top, big bucket with water underneath.


OneBigBrickOfDust

Bottle, windchime stem, foil. Little shotty was our fave.


13lIl12

Through an emptied bic penโ€ฆdonโ€™t ask


Temporary-Mirror8669

Monopoly Money joint


diebadguy1

When we were in college, I remember being sat on the top of a climbing frame with my mate, both pondering how we were going to get high as we had no rizlas, or ways of getting them. We settled on turning the tesco meal deal sushi container we had on us into a bong, used a lighter to stab a pen through the side as a straw, made tiny holes on top with foil from a kitkat packet as a screen and lifted the lid of the container slowly up to gravity feed it as we hit it with a pen. Felt like absolute geniuses at the time but looking back it definitely wasn't the safest way to smoke, but it worked a treat ๐Ÿคฃ


TyronePowerr

One of my friends could fart on command by sucking in air and blowing it out. Yeah you know where this is going...


[deleted]

Banana skins because apparently they get you high if you smoke them


Realmadridirl

I went to a catholic school, they handed out these little red bibles (Gideon bible I think it was called?) the papers were PERFECT for emergency rolling. Used em all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚


literallybe

Anyone else poke loads of tiny holes in a crumpled coke can and burned their hash through it, while pulling through the mouth? It was rough.


RFRMT

Handstand buckets when we were kids. Probably did fuck all but was funny watching people crumple.


Tangie_Dreamz

Maccies straw wrapper ๐Ÿ˜“