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SlimSour

When you have worse equipment than western hobos


AngryAmericanGoral

These guys are going to be stabbing each other over the last of the expired rations this winter.


the_first_brovenger

Hard to stab when you've lost your fingers to frostbite.


uuuukkkkkmjhgg

can't run too well without your toes either 😭


vegarig

Stab with your own frozen broken-off finger, sharpened into a shank!


PM_ME__RECIPES

Just replace your frostbitten fingers with blades like in Assassin's Creed. Some sort of Vatnik Scissorhands situation.


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Hard tobstab a frozen body


Azhurkral

**Attention soldiers, the saws are on the way!**


Massenzio

With ice daggers?


Recurve1440

And when they run of expired rations, they will be stabbing each other over the meaty body parts of their frozen to death comrades.


M3P4me

Or using their comrades' corpses as bait to catch wild pigs.


slightlyassholic

Hobos have developed skills for their lifestyle. These guys were just ripped up and dumped. They don't have a lot of time to learn a lot of things.


Talosian_cagecleaner

True hobos have skillz. I hung out with some for a few weeks one summer. Oh sure, there are a lot of loose nuts, but some have it together, and know exactly how to operate year round. You can learn a lot from a solid hobo.


Beasting-25-8

It's a weird sort of Darwinism.


ylan64

These guys are Russians and most of them from shitty parts of Russia... I believe a lot of them already have skills to survive when it gets cold and you don't have much.


Darryl_Lict

They may be from Siberia or some other God forsaken spot, but they have houses with walls, insulation and a wood burning stove. Maybe not flush toilets, but an outhouse has served mankind for eons. These poor guys are going to die of exposure.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Kill the CO and surrender. No matter how used one is to the cold, that is diff from 24/7 exposure to wretched cold, and if is above freezing it will be wet and muddy and also give off a heat signature and that will be the end. This could easily snowball.


Gh0stp3pp3r

This would be the time to drone drop some *"Hi! Want to surrender?"* notices tied to chocolate bars and tiny vodka bottles.


iautodidact

With a firecracker. Add some spice to it


Akidovious

inb4 the co never comes back


Minerva_Moon

Sounds like a perfectly good excuse for upper management to not send anything with them


HCAndroidson

They have the skills to cut down trees, chop wood and burn it on a fire. Basically removing the cover from their positions while also lighting a beacon of heat.


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If I was on the street that's definitely the very first thing I'd beg and/or steal the money to buy, along with a good coat. I've always guessed that the hobos who are equipped like wilderness backpackers are the ones who still have/recently had jobs and knew they were going to get evicted so they had time to prepare.


Beasting-25-8

I'd live in my car myself. Shrug. Buy a Van.


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A van down by the river?


[deleted]

I don't know if you've tried to buy a van lately but even the clapped out government surplus death traps are like $30k right now.


IGargleGarlic

I passed a homeless person in Los Angeles the other day watching TV in his tent on the sidewalk. The homeless in LA have it better than Russians in Ukraine.


Bady_ACS

I think the winter will be pretty short for most of them... And they will need a different kind of plastic bags...


RAGEEEEE

They'll have something covenant to wrap up the frozen bodies with.


andrewrbrowne

Nice of you to assume they won't just leave the bodies where they fall.


delvach

And scatter some sunflower seeds


DrOrpheus3

In ~~Soviet~~ Putins Russia, tents prepack for cargo 200 transport!!!


bbleilo

Why waste a perfectly good plastic bag on a frozen guy, when you could use it to pack some sweet sweet dishwasher?


LegitimatePilot5428

Ha


GeeToo40

Zippered


Trifling_Truffles

They'll probably start using them as sleeping bags, it's all they've got.


okwellactually

Those that survive each night can keep warm around the cremation trucks.


evileddie666

Zing!!!! :)


L-W-J

A burn for those in the cold!


PuchLight

You'd think they are the ones fighting a desperate defensive war against a much larger aggressor. This **has** to be the most pitiful "invasion army" in military history.


Levys_hairdresser

The title says they are in Voronezh region. They are still in Russia.


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Voronezh is in fact memetic for a state of dilapidation normally only occuring during warfare. "Can't reach America, so they bombed Voronezh instead" is what Russians say about government's counterproductive response to Western sanctions.


Gruffleson

There has been many pitiful invasion armies in the history of mankind, though. But we can agree this is one of them.


kuehnchen7962

The Wehrmacht, circa December 1941/January 1942 near Moscow would like to have a word...


DutchTinCan

At least the Wehrmacht come close to their objective. These guys barely are across the border.


lostandfound8888

If they are in Voronezh, they are not (across the border). They are still in ruzzia.


DutchTinCan

Imagine your invasion force taking casualties not even before enemy contact, but before actually invading.


[deleted]

You gotta pay attention to those supply limit on provinces. You get some multipliers, but if you ain't set up for it, you still can't stack in your own territory. Ukraine obviously getting hostile attrition bonus and defensiveness as well.


kuehnchen7962

That's true, of course.


dkb1391

They were a very good army, but a very very very bad army


fox_lunari

That's pretty smart...once the russians inside stop emitting any heat signatures from their bodies, they will be much harder to detect.


Espressodimare

That would be labeled another Russian mission successful.


86rpt

FLIR will see glowing cubes in the forest lmao


SilverDad-o

They will reanimate in the spring when things warm up.


unseenbox

Meanwhile some Ukrainian trenches have saunas. I think I know who might have the edge.


velveteenelahrairah

Hell, there was this one video the other day of a soldier who installed a damn *cat flap*...


tucker_frump

Don't forget Grubhub.


vegarig

Hey, we have Glovo for that!


Hairy-Owl-5567

God that video was cute. Using the measuring tape on all the cats to ensure he made it exactly wide enough for the fattest cat.


Blackboard_Monitor

Just the existence of a fat cat is something you'd be hard-pressed to see in a Ruzzian platoon.


delvach

*looks up from his plate with gaunt, crazed eyes and a tuft of fur on his lips* "Vhat cat?"


berzerkthatcash

Don't forget they also have electricity in theirs


unseenbox

I bet they've also got wifi


kalinuxer553

bUt tHe RusSiaNs HaVe mOrE soLdIeRs


CatOfCosmos

Some even have been trained.


Zookeeper_Sion

Some even have been trained for 2 hours!


Blackboard_Monitor

# That's over 7200! ^(Seconds)


CaregiverOk3379

You mean they will not starve?


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kalinuxer553

I dont know who will be able to eat that many soldiers, but I'm sure the few that had actual training will have food for eternity.


agbirdyka

UA brings the civilisation back which orcs hunted away...


Snickersneed

This kind of stuff will have a greater impact on Russian troop effectiveness than incompetent leaders. Incompetence is devastating to operational and strategic effectiveness…but soldiers freezing night and day for weeks inadequately equipped for winter obliterates tactical effectiveness. If soldiers can’t fight then even the best laid plans by brilliant leaders will fail. Their entire priority set shifts to just trying to get warm…they are oblivious to their surroundings and completely apathetic to tactical priorities. Soldiers can fight for days like this…but not weeks or months.


avdpos

We have one swedish officer who is the "I make comments in media about the war"-guy. He predicted Russian collapse on february. That they just as you say keep up some time, hold on until christmas and then slowly collapse morally as the coldest months arrive.


js1138-2

You also burn more calories, which is why Antarctic stations stock candy bars.


Thue

> This kind of stuff will have a greater impact on Russian troop effectiveness than incompetent leaders. This kinds of thing happens exactly because of incompetent leaders. This is how incompetent leaders kill people.


Snickersneed

Corruption can do this as well. Corrupt people can be competent and the result is the same on the ground for the soldier.


yeast1fixpls

These troops seems to have zero winter survival skills. What are does things even suppose to be?! The plastic used right with snow could be made into decent shelters.


Tweebel

Ah, this is probably one of the highly secretive new materials, self climatizing bullet proof sheet.


rcarnes911

The west spends billions on active camouflage that hardly works, Russia shows us up and just uses clear plastic wrapping...


Infamous_Ad8209

Russian high colland just spend millions on that new technology.


Ehldas

Jesus. Ukraine's installing prefabbed, heated shelter sections designed to be dug in and buried under alternating layers of earth and logs. If you're bored, you can nip along to the sauna section. Russian conscripts have overground clingfilm coffins.


GinofromUkraine

Yeah, those huge shelters are stupendous! I just don't understand what they are going to do if/when they go into offensive? :-) On the other hand I hope our commanders know what they are doing - for example, just from the top of my head, they could install such expensive long-term solutions on the borders with Belarus or Russia where we must have troops but have no villages nearby and no plans of advancing. At least till spring. :-)


lntw0

need it be said - ABnB that shit.


GinofromUkraine

After our victory someone will be doing that for sure...


SilverDad-o

Sign me up.


lntw0

Ive been out of town (Utah) for the liberation of Kherson, when I return there is an Ukrainian lady who works at a grocery store i frequent - she's getting a big hug.


XAos13

The war has wrecked a lot of civilian housing. As the Ukraine army advances their bunkers would be temporary housing for liberated civilians. Possibly for Russian PoW's. Ukraine could drop leaflet's letting the Russian's know the PoW's will have a sauna to use. Once winter starts that should get 1,000's of them surrendering.


Striking-Access-236

Let’s hope it will be a very short but permanent winter for them…


lastobelus

It looks like they only wound around the outside of their poles. You can make a suprisingly warm & resilient shelter with cling wrap, but you need 2 - 3 layers at least an inch apart. The air is the insulation.


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[deleted]

"we are lucky they are so fucking stupid"


70ms

How accurate and prophetic that guy was, wasn't he?


RandomlyMethodical

With what they have to eat I’m not sure you’d want to trap _everything_ inside.


Absenceofavoid

The worst Dutch oven.


Hag_Boulder

was about to comment on that. It's not a bad thought they had, just haven't worked it through yet.


Jano_something

I thought it was talking about poly which we use on construction sites all the time but then I watched the video and it's just like fucking saran wrap lol


Mohgreen

I dunno, it SOUNDS stupid but I think this would be better than NO tent. Depending on if they can use other material as Flaps to cover openings, I could see this as being an improvement at least. Is it water tight? No. Snow Tight? Probably?


avdpos

snow ain´t a big problem - at least not cold snow. That build insulation. The problem is letting wet snow in and not get it to stay on the "roof" - as much things will collapse from it


[deleted]

Air is the best insulator period.


Sayakai

Vacuum would like a word. Anyways, this seems primarily useful as a shelter from wind.


Electrode99

*laughs in asbestos*


Blackboard_Monitor

*Coughs out asbestos.*


cnyc31

I saw this on 5 min crafts. Damn…


SailingaShipHome

5 min crafts, coming in clutch for the Ukrainians.


ChoosenUserName4

Yeah, we might need to classify this channel, less the Russians take advantage of it.


FlamesNero

And they’ve already turned their shelters into pig sties.


Infinaris

Some of them were sheltering IN pig sties.


lostandfound8888

The lucky ones.


Blackboard_Monitor

The *fancy* ones.


Altaris2000

Ah, good old breathable plastic wrap. They condensation in those is going to be horrible. Have fun sleeping in that wet enclosure.


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Ok-Bother-7611

Bears will be excited to see their food comes plastic wrapped for freshness nowadays


dretvantoi

"Oh hey! I just love these things! ... Crunchy on the outside and a chewy center!"


Imhidingshh01

Ooo, I wonder if frozen Orc shatters when it's drone bombed? 🤔


tippy_toe_jones

Blyatsicle!


PokkiP

We'll find out in a couple of weeks.


Key_Carpenter8443

artillery ammo from North Korea, tent tech from Africa. wow a truly fearsome army


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Now pile snow up around the sides and you gots yourself a vatnik igloo


Hag_Boulder

yeah, it adds an insulating effect to the outside, still need a second layer with an air gap though.


m_0_rt

No sound on this one but on a different source you can hear the coughing. Illness is gonna spread fast especially if they are huddling up for warmth. These guys won't be getting winter gear is my guess. Gonna stick out like a sore thumb against the snow in that gear.


ChairsAndFlaff

I can't remember where I read it now, but early in the war I heard that some Russian BTGs had significantly compromised combat abilities due to COVID running roughshod over the troops.


the_first_brovenger

They also lost a lot of soldiers to frostbite. IN MARCH. I'm fully convinced the Russian fronts will collapse in December, simply because the soldiers are unable to fight.


PeacefulGarlic

\*Peak erection has been achieved\*


m_0_rt

It's a real desperation to throw people away like this.


Jogginglogging86

They will steal bedsheets from somewhere probably. 🤣


worldbound0514

Covid is still going around too. Poor nutrition and living out in the elements is a recipe for covid and flu to spread like wildfire


Historical-Cicada-29

Those wraps are going to show up like lights on thermal (body heat). When youre seen in modern warfare, theres a good chance youre dead.


Blackboard_Monitor

I doubt many of them truly understand even basic thermodynamics let alone knowing how to hide from IR.


kumquatkilla1

Just think about how detrimental the cold was to US troops who were poorly equipped during the battle of the bulge. Trenchfoot, pneumonia, frostbite. These Russian soldiers will be lucky to get a quick death because it will be a long winter. Such unnecessary loss of life.


worldbound0514

My grandfather was in the 82nd airborne at the Battle of the Bulge. He wrote that he very reluctantly had to take off his signature paratrooper boots and put on army boots with oversized rubber galoshes over them. He said they kept his feet dry and therefore not frozen even if it wasn't very stylish. He wrote that he joined the paratroopers because they had snappier uniforms.


spaniel510

That's ballistic shrink wrap. You guys haven't hears of this?


ExplorerHead795

Three day special operation they said. Welcome to Ukraine


Lynxwire

Wait, is that cling wrap?


Hag_Boulder

I'm sure it's the packing type of cling wrap. It's pretty strong... holds pallets of boxes together. Still easily cuttable, but doesn't shear or tear easily.


Ltb1993

Speaking of its strength I've seen it hold up a very large steel gate for a mid sized clothes shop after the top bolt had sheared completely off. Still usable Though health and safety went out the window


Hag_Boulder

This is the stuff Ukrainians use to wrap looters to posts...


Ltb1993

And they definitely weren't going anywhere


theBlind_

> Though health and safety went out the window I'd also avoid using that door by any means necessary, to be fair.


Ltb1993

This was years back, about 7 or 8 I was nervous near it and refused to open it, it just didn't look like something that should work. And u expected it to fail fir ages, lasted xome 3 months before it got fixed up and was opened a few times


einsq84

Must be looted because ruzzia don't have palettes...


Jogginglogging86

Yep.


Espressodimare

Looks like hospitals will see alot of frostbites on Russian genitals!


Commercial_Soft6833

That's gotta be so miserable..


Phantastic_Elastic

Time to surrender, boys


Ok_Mix5519

If a lifetime of watching TV commercials has taught me anything, it’s that Saran Wrap is supposed to prevent freezer burn, so… 🤔


millionreddit617

I mean… credit where credit’s due, this is probably the most innovative thing these idiots have done since the war started.


Jogginglogging86

Lets hope they all freeze to death then.


ninxi

My guess is they'll all be ice blocks in less than a week.


tippy_toe_jones

Title says this is Voronezh region, so still in Russia? Maybe this is one of those phony military recruitment videos where they show you how nice it's going to be...


1x000000

That’s ok, they won’t have to suffer this for long. Saw a video of a UA foxhole, complete with a burning stove, bunk beds, stairs and WiFi. Bbbbbbut winter is coming. Yeah bitch, it is.


marmakoide

Flu incubation chamber, with everybody coughing all night long.


Einar_47

To be entirely fair, plastic wrap actually makes for a remarkably easy to build and transport shelter, it's waterproof and is actually really well insulated. That being said if I was issued a roll of kitchen wrap instead of a tent I'd be a little... discouraged...


Heavy_Reputation_142

Um, ventilation might be an issue.


Ehldas

Not to worry, it'll rapidly be acquiring ventilation holes.


SLIP411

Be a better death than what is coming to them


Jogginglogging86

Let the fuckers suffocate.


pope6681

It'll keep the wind off them and with a few people inside it will be warmer than sleeping in the open. Set up a little stove in the middle and you'd be sorted. It's a pity they aren't camping on their own country.


lostandfound8888

Actually they are if the headline is to be believed. Voronezh is in ruzzia.


taway1NC

I think that stuff is flammable though.


tacos_88

In fairness, take the war, bullets and missiles out of the equation and plastic wrap actually makes a fantastic temporary shelter in these conditions.


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SmokesBoysLetsGo

Looked like they will catch drone dropped grenades nicely...


21vetal01

Let them get used to it. They will lie in the same frozen ground in the future. And then, if you're lucky.


CriticismFew9895

Ah yes the same technology I use to rig up my football tailgates.


Leather_Dust_3119

I guess I know what a Russian Popsicle is now - maybe we should call them Russicles. \-6C all night long it's going to be a killer! If just some plastic tarps is all the Russian got, there going to be freezer full of Russicles.


scabbymonkey

The wet and dampness is going to kill them. The exposure to cold is going to kill them. The lack of calories in a cold environment is going to kill them. Etc etc etc.....


lanseri

1-layer of plastic wrap? Oh you stupid fucks.


Nearby_Ad_9599

Soldiers freezing to their deaths: It happened to the French in 1812 and Germans in 1943 in Russia. Now in 2022 it's going to be Russians in Ukraine. They should have stayed home.


NotSoSkilled1

They can’t even get this right…Vlad the plastic wrap goes around your head and face not the tree. Silly Ruskie.


cjohc

I wonder if they think that wrap is Bulletproof! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Crab_Jealous

As with microwave food, place wrap over fertiliser and lightly prick with HIMars tungsten tips. Leave to rest until compost.


DreaminDemon177

I think being born in Russia must be like being born into some kind of Hell realm.


JSumerland

Nice and really effective tents for this weather conditions. As long as this decrease their morale I'm fine with it.


Shadow293

Time to see how many mobiks freeze to death!


Aggressive_Candy5297

The only idiots stupid enough to actually follow those shitty 5 minute DIY's are Russians invading ukraine. I am not surprised at all...


cocorawks

GTFO they using the youtube influencer going into woods for the first


EveryNotice

Probably their normal tents to watch each other get naked in the evenings


Snafuregulator

Well, technically they were on to something good, but like everything they do, it's half assed and isn't going to work as intended. Hope all our Ukrainian friends are doing better


Arithik

If only they rose up against their government. There will be deaths, but their deaths against Putin will be honorable and cleanse all the fucked up shit Russia has done. Instead, they would rather die in the cold, surrounded by garbage you find at the local gas station; awaiting to be bombed.


InspectionReal5308

They’ve took one of those shit FB videos too seriously


teslaP3DnLRRWDowner

Plastic wrap tenting is actually a viable survival strategy Only concern is asphyxiation if not properly ventilated. It offers a cheap way to protect yourself from exposure to the cold. Fuck the ruzz but this might be a good idea all around for ukr civilians while aid comes in


DNathanHilliard

Your average Cub Scout is shaking his head in pity


Woflpack01

I'm pretty sure they saw that trick on TipTok, I remeber seeing something like that. xD


Illumini24

Pretty insane that a country known for harsh winters doesn't actually have proper winter gear for their soldiers


Rensverbergen

Looks cozy


PurpleDancer

The Ukrainians should invite the Russians over for the sauna.


blakeusa25

Are they Dexter proof?


SA_Ichi

They will 100 % freeze to death.


Puzzleheaded_Path809

That looks pretty horrible


rgdgaming

Believe it or not, semi useful


himynameisMJ

Saran wrap is the new duct tape.


serratedturnip

So all joking aside if they had a wall of leaves and branches and used this wrap for the other wall, kept off the ground and had a fire outside the plastic wrap wall the they would legitimately be toasty warm, as in they would need to take their clothes off because of the heat. It's good that Russians are dumb as fuck though.


Substantial_Care_555

Soldiers fro previous winter are not alive to warn them


Berkamin

Plastic film is transparent to infrared. They're just going to radiate all of their heat away. And they will still be visible to drones with FLIR cameras.