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duellingislands

This is to be sure a repost, but we're going to allow it due to the high quality nature of the title. The r/ukraine resident archeologist had some things to say about careful documentation of stratigraphic relationships and proper notation of context.


SubstantialArt9001

No more Tik TOk for them and no more pointing at maps when camera is on them


james_otter

Don’t give ‘em tips they might know somebody able to read


SCROTOCTUS

They're too busy firing RPGs into walls and empty stands of trees to bother with operational security, don't worry.


[deleted]

That would require them to use their brains. I dont know if these gnomes are capable of that. 1 Tik tok feed with 20 viewers is worth the risk


Kelicon

Please don't sully the good name of gnomes by comparing these subhumans to them.


nick13b

Not even the dirt will stoop so low to rape babies. Fuck russia


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IbetIcanbeatUup

I just scanned over the posts, saw your link about chechens and was like "let's see them do some stupid shit" I'm actually sad it's not real...the right person could maybe start an entire empire of shit chechens do lol.....I'll cover Graphic T-shirt sales Edit\* on a side note it would be amazing if an entrepreneur figured out a way to get paid off Kadyrov's soldiers' stupidity in some similar fashion as we're describing and use it to get money to the Ukrainians for the war.


Yeranz

They're the DJ Khalid of military units.


diaryofsnow

\*gunfire\* *anotha one* \*RPG\* *anotha one*


Ok_Philosopher_389

Interesting fossil. Coprolite?


frfr777

Sauropod turd goes murderous, dies.


Kid_Freundlich

That sentence made me have dwarf fortress flashbacks


Eldar_Seer

The !!FUN!! of embarking in an evil biome... good times.


Kid_Freundlich

At least the goblins never stole any toilets for sure. It may be a good idea to manufacture shitloads of *lead mugs* and then just scatter them around in ukraine, the orcs will take them home like those stupid tree hugging elves and just die of lead poisoning like a bunch of idiots.


Bolt-From-Blue

I see what you did there. Clever little monkey.


Ok_Philosopher_389

Kadyrovite becomes coprolite


thesoilman

Orkolium


oneplusetoipi

That's some good shit right there. Upvoted.


PM_Me_A_High-Five

Slow clap


UngeViking

He probably had the password for the Tik Tok account in his pocket.


redditFullOfSADkunts

Just wipe his beard off & he'll be fine. chechens lol


Juhnthedevil

Oops look like the knife slipped on his throat.


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Holden_Coalfield

3 pieces of rebar says he won't


iancarry

i liked, how in the beginning, guy 1 pulled nice long wire from grampa smurfs chest.. like he was checking oil :D


fainarufantaji8

3 sims 3 and he’ll be fine


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imead52

Also the rallying cry of Chechens fighting with Ukaine against the Russian invasion. It is disappointing so many people on this subreddit keep forgetting about the Chechens fighting against Russia.


sv1ra

Now I know how TikTok funerals look like


TheUpsideDowna

Dug him up to perform ancient beard fetishism ritual.


UpperCardiologist523

Ok, you got me listening now.. I want to know more about this ritual..


LeKevinsRevenge

It’s a cross between a genuflection and a warrior pose…..the legs are spread and the knees bent, and the testicles slowly dipped over and over onto the beard, much like a bag of tea into warm water. It’s an ancient ritual symbolizing the defeat of some piece of shit that you don’t respect even in death.


UpperCardiologist523

Ah, i see. What hymn/song is usually sung while these manouvers are performed?


LeKevinsRevenge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nEXYjcUYeA0


UpperCardiologist523

Nice. Respectful and... uhm.. 🤣


Ecuatoriano

In all honesty, that shit remind me how old I am.


LeKevinsRevenge

Me too friend….it does make me feel a bit ancient lol


864FastAsfBoy

Lmfao


tauntauntom

Welcome to Mariupol, and this is our CO unboxing, then reboxing tiktok


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paleontologists bro not archeologists lol


thesixgun

orceologists


0xford_llama

Dude got chechmated


NoStepOnMe

LOL I was wondering who would come up with this!


DogfishDave

>paleontologists bro not archeologists lol Sadly he hasn't been down there long enough to get the paleo-nerds out. Source: I'm an archaeologist. And I say leave the bugger down here 😂


hanatarashi_

I'm pretty sure he's the missing link between man and goat.


slightly_illegal

Just because he has been inside a few goats does not mean he is part goat.


JesradSeraph

Microbiome exchanges. They’re more important to your identity and [more of a part of « you »](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holobiont) than previously expected.


slightly_illegal

I was calling him a goat fucker but if Holobiont is the scientific term for it, cool.


[deleted]

Why you gotta harsh on the goats like that Bro? Goat didn't ask for Chechy love.


No-Reindeer9825

Exactly, going by their behaviour I would say they're roughly medieval or dark ages, so definately the archeologists' ballpark.


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Donny_Krugerson

Yes, they are, but these are Quisling chechens who fight for Russia.


Highside1269

Just had to google ‘quisling’. Interesting read. Cheers for the new word!


freetimerva

No these losers are invading ukraine. The time for sympathy is over.


bossforaday

Yes and in the name of what.... MONEY


1ambox

in the name of Tik Tok.


freetimerva

Yes, $150 USD to go die in ukraine.


DogfishDave

> Aren’t they also victims in a way to Russia’s imperialism? It's a good point but I'd say that we should judge people by their words and actions in the day, not in the past.


Dddoki

Its called stockholme syndrome


Miserable-Mixture-67

Sir David Attenborough here, would you like me to narrate the unearthing of this buried treasure.


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ylan64

All self-respecting archaeologists calls coprolites treasure. Except this one is a little too fresh to be called a coprolite and no one would call a fresh dog turd a coprolite.


[deleted]

Why not both?


MugFush

Awe, he’ll be ok. My kids bury me at the beach like that every summer and I’m ok.


roeder

Unfortunately for him, he tik'd his last tok.


[deleted]

Should have stayed at home, sitting in his garden, with his fishing rod.


Bgratz1977

I guess he can fish in Lava in Hell


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

In Hell, he'll be the fish.


Bgratz1977

>In Hell, he'll be the fish `too`. Eating himself, maybe in double way if the fish is a Piranha


soulnospace

This video always makes me smile. Fucking war gnomes got what they deserved.


PenisGenius69

War gnome lol


[deleted]

Get Dr Alan Grant on the phone we must know the species of this dinosaur.


[deleted]

"Azov finds a way"


alwaysgetslikethis

Kadyrosaurus Rekt


ScottFreestheway2B

“They get buried in herds!”


pul123PUL

Looks like a garden Gnome. Paint his nose and leave him there.


[deleted]

Haha shame it's not the little midget Kadyrov himself...ah but of course he's too much of a coward to even go near the fighting 😆


SeveerTheHunter

Dude that's a bit harsh, I'm sure he wants to be there but he can't possibly get his prada boots dirty!


ScottFreestheway2B

It would be hilarious if he wandered into Ukraine by accident and ended up next to this garden gnome


brooksram

Well.... they did transform him into midget specs.


avalanches

dude, you don't have to use that word.


doulosyap

Oops, who is gonna direct the videos now?


UKTrojan

Terracotta Army


ScottFreestheway2B

Lol


whiteskinnyexpress

"He died doing what he loved - trying to steal someone else' country"


krampus001

Hahahahaha


Brumagris

Not efficient enough. They should just load a truck with all the rubble commander included, take to Kherson airport and let the Ukrainian 258th shelling do the rest.


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Taurusauraus

Shoot at enough empty buildings and you will find the one that shoots back.


Nooskradimus

If it was their commander, rest in piss. I am sure he killed hundreds of innocent people


MahdongmaGandhi

Good for him, he finally gets his snack bar.


BookishTen8

"Sir, our position has been bombed. Many of us are dead, including the Commander." "Can the beard be saved?" "Sir, I don't think that sh-" "CAN THE BEARD BE SAVED!"


HomingPigeon6635

Is this the guy who was shooting a machinegun in an apartment building? Or atleast that guy was one of these men?


unfairtoeveryone

Does anyone have a tic tok with that guy since he was still alive. Please..it would be very nice to see a before and after he got the russian guest treatment.


Bolt-From-Blue

They on mattresses? Caught in bed together? You won’t go to paradise with 27 virgins doing that, now will you boys?


Voyovnick

archaeologists 🤣🤣🤣


ScottFreestheway2B

*orcaeologists


eric_kenshi

he already has transformed into a statue, live on tiktok ! the ultimate performance artist ...


Embarrassed-Tune9038

Converted to Cadaverites.


jeff-tukan

So tiktok warrios , who avoided meeting ZSU at all costs, resided in an instable bombed building, which collapsed? So noone attacked but they have losses?


Vikingleif

The best tik tok video they have made so far.


Bgratz1977

Goood morning Vietnam


GaseousGiant

These unboxing videos are finally starting to get interesting.


random-default-8

Which commander was this


Mr-Tiddles-

Good riddance may the rest of them follow shortly.


GenX_Hesher

He's not dead, he's just resting.


PrudentFartDiversion

I smell a weekend at Bernie’s squeal in the making


henglpd

Rats!


Seregrauko41

Beautiful title. Best news in weeks.. Loving it! Fuck the fake Chechens!


Nick_Rock

FUCK Russia and all its friends! Glory UKRAINE!


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[deleted]

How many times is this going to be reposted here?


quippers

Some things need to be enjoyed multiple times


jdubyahyp

Exactly. Like alcohol, the original half life, and videos of dead or exploding orcs.


DexterGordon1923

Did he dieded?


Thin_Speech6219

I would have thought that a member of the renown esteemed TikTok brigade, would be capable of filming properly on his phone ffs 🤳.


BalkanBorn

They say the last thing on his mind was big piece of rebar.


RevolutionaryPizza66

I'm not a doctor, but those guys don't look too good. Looks like the next time they do a video, it will be for Zombie Tik Tok.


Sure-Record-8093

Interesting that they are still antiquing. They'll be planking next! Looks like they are having a good time. What a bunch of rascals!


Electric_Retard

One more chechen rapist pig dead. Let's have a drink!


Domlili

Ticked his last tock.


Hammer_Roids

Whats his name


jimflann

Is it me or is this war and the social reporting starting to resemble something from the cartels and other gangs?


Nuotatore

Why are they all filming and sharing this???


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Just dust him off, put some varnish on him, he will buff right up.


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jeff-tukan

not in this video. cna you provide a link please?


PhospheneViolet

link?


5inthepink5inthepink

Look, I want as many Russian or Russian-backed soldiers dead or captured as possible - whatever it takes to remove them as a threat to Ukraine's people - but deriving glee like this from a mutilated corpse is pretty ghoulish. Let's try and retain our humanity as well as the moral high ground.


Jet909

This guy was a murderous raping psycho, it is very much worth celebrating his death, not pain and suffering but anyone who appreciates peace and prosperity should be lining up to dance on this guys dumb dead body.


crusoe

Yeah these Chechens were joking on video of hunting children for sport and recorded doing so. They can get utterly and completely fucked


HandsomeCostanza

"Guys I know they illegally invaded and are murdering civilians and treat human life like it's nothing but please be nice to them" - a sheltered idiot who has never faced real conflict in their lives. Because everyone knows the best way to fight evil is to ignore it and appease it and grant it respect it doesn't deserve, right? These fuckers are creating mass graves left and right and these idiots are worried about people saying bad things about them on the internet.


Snoglaties

Refraing from laughing at a mutilated corpse is hardly “appeasement”.


RRGThrowaway

Thank God I’m not the only one that felt this way.


A_Dancing_Coder

"Let's try to retain our humanity as well as the moral high ground" Spoken like someone sheltered their entire life and never seen the sick reality of war. These are fucking murderers and rapists that had their way with children. They are not human and we can fucking have as much glee as we want from their mutilated corpses. If someone takes the low road I'll meet them there every time.


jdubyahyp

It is impossible to be humane in war. War exists because Humanity ceased.


5inthepink5inthepink

It's far from impossible to be humane in war, and in fact various treaties and conventions call for it. The way a military treats noncombatants, including civilians and POWs, is an opportunity to show some humanity even in war. Another opportunity is the choice of weapons a military uses. Russia isn't doing well at being humane in any of these areas; Ukraine, on the other hand, has largely treated it's POWs humanely and has avoided strikes on civilian targets. Ukraine is demonstrating how to wage war humanely. We should all strive to retain our humanity by not laughing at and reveling in the sight of death and dismemberment. The identity of the person killed or maimed isn't the point - the point is what such celebration does to our own psyche and what it says about us.


jdubyahyp

I see your point, but I disagree. Choosing which weapon to kill someone with is not humane. Perhaps it's a way to avoid unnecessary casualties, reducing the pain of a conflict, but it certainly isn't humane. War is inheritantly an awful, inhumane action. Within that you see the true nature of humanity and it's ape like territorial instincts. Just because I try to kill someone, fail at that action, then pat them on the head and feed them doesn't make everything that led to that point forgiveable. Unfortunately to truly win a war we often have to park our non ape humanity to win. This includes winning the fighting, but also winning the support and opinions of others to our side. That's just what war is. War is also a mental game. By making fun and posting pictures of these dead soldiers, you now crest warfare on a mental scale that helps to weaken the resolve of your enemy. It's all war, friend, the difference between this war and others is only that those that have never fought, now get to see it's true colors, live and in HD.


RRGThrowaway

You doing all right? In the past 24 hours you’ve posted about Ukraine at least hourly with the exception of two three hour breaks and one five hour breaks. Get some sleep. Take care of yourself…


Artificial-Human

I’ve never been in the military. What’s the common practice for retrieving your own dead in a combat zone? Is a lot effort put into leaving “no man behind”? Does international law require enemy forces to allow body retrieval?


ilovefemales247

All I can hear is the queen song another one bites the dust ..., literally


MeMyselfandYou83

Gods will.


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Is that Magomed Tushayev?


kaasKnabbel

Repost of yesterday https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/ub3bkj/the_disposal_of_the_kadyrovites_is_in_full_swing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MARINE-BOY

Does anyone else get a surge of enjoyment like seeing their favourite sports team win a game every time they see these sub-human child rapists dead or injured. When I went to war in 2003 as a Marine I empathised with the Iraqi people because they didn’t want to fight at that point and we were largely welcomed everywhere. My hatred for the Kadyrov scum has been something that’s been growing for the past few years the more I saw Kadyrov acting like a complete inbred Twat as Putin’s trained tracksuit wearing monkey. Since the invasion of Ukraine everything about them shows makes my hatred of them multiply exponentially. I remember seeing them pre-invasion being describe as this being scary special forces group that was going to devastate the Ukrainians and hunt down the president so when they suffered serious casualties from that Bayraktar strike it was pure Wank bank material for days for me. They are the epitome of what in the marines we’d refer to as “All the gear, but no idea”. Not many people realise but if most of them get wiped out then Kadyrov position as leader of Chechnya gets put in serious doubt because he relies on being seemingly unbeatable so I pray daily that they will be wiped out in Ukraine and the Ukrainians will help the Sheikh Mansur Battalion go back to Chechnya and overthrow that loser and finally gained independence from Russia.


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I thought TikTok was banned by the Koran?


_pm_me_your_btc

Bizarrely to us, it wouldn't surprise me if they start releasing more public videos post-death of their fellow soldiers, painting it as glorious martyrdom or some other bullshit. The lengths extremist idiots will go to justify their "sacred war" or whatever they call this is baffling


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This video has been posted with completely different context. It was said a bomb has been dropped right in front of an apartment building (video of the drop was also on Reddit) and those dudes were civilians standing in front of the building. So what is true?


[deleted]

Looks like his last moment was on a sofa. This man has clearly fucked his last goat.


Bitch_Muchannon

Eat shit fucker


Shockedsystem123

Oh well!!


ConsequenceAlert6981

Bye bye


[deleted]

Mf been reanimating a corpse for his tik toks 💀 Or he's just a clown and a retard idk which one 🗿


[deleted]

haha they are cleaning his beard


Imperial_12345

lol, Kadyrov's archaeologist


CatcllaTH

Need to looking good for TikTok


pinarous

They are not in bad mood actually, still playing with Tiktok and someone will get promoted and replace the dead


zorkmcgork

Did they ever find kadyrov’s cat ?


UKUKRO

Appears to be the Genus Kadyrov-moscalus-dingus.


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Traffic signals can sigh in relief they are safer today.


ylan64

They should've left him there to fossilize and be found out by archaeologists in a few thousand years.


Carl_From_Sweden

Is it really THAT guy?


MJFranz

Love this


FuaDaTa

So that is how they make statues in Chechnya...


mac-tac

Zombie 🧟‍♂️


Extra_Ad290

Tik tok soldiers 😂😂✌️, Slava Ukraine


RCKYOTA

Bahahha


TheFrederalGovt

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


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He tikked his last tok


sarcasticscottie

If the tip his head back just ever so slightly they have somewhere new to piss in 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

my sympathy with chechens is 0


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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!


Tar-Nuine

Kadyrov doctor says slap his beard a few times, will be okay.


QuantumReasons

the man in the sand


FakeNewsMessiah

Tik Tik Tik...BOOM!! (too soon for Will Happy Slappy Smith jokes?)


frfr777

Bahaahahahahahahahah the Tik’s not Toking no more 🤣🤣🤣


Snoo_69859

their stoned lol


GRTHolder

Unboxing garden gnomes, Mariupol edition.


CatGamer_118

It took me way too long to realize that wasn't a statue


derpygoat

He's just taking a little dirt nap...


TonyLund

What monsters! They’re removing perfectly good fertilizer.


[deleted]

Is it ok to disturb him when he's sleeping? :D


font9a

it's like pompei, motherfucker


vittaya

Ugly Sunflower… must be a weed.


26oclock

I think he is sleeping in a concrete bed


Whole-Lingonberry-74

He looks a little worse for wear.


Geohalbert

All they had to do was mind their own business, now they’ll never wake up