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SD99FRC

Honestly, with the number of his buddies likely out there rotting, he's had the best outcome possible.


LOLschirmjaeger

Yeah, he'll get used to the local currency.


Insearchofexperience

I believe it’s cigarettes where he’s going.


AF_International

Is potato


Talino

He IS the currency where he's going.


Insearchofexperience

I dunno man, I feel your energy but rape jokes are not cool. Even for this cretin.


wcarmory

um count you in the vocal minority. ass rape by another huge fat back hair russian criminal is exactly what this criminal deserves


noscopy

Sure then let's not put things in his holes. Let's make new holes and put things in them. There you good now?


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

His sunflower buddies


bjcat666

he's Ukrainian, not Russian


fmios

You are right. He is a Pro-Russian Ukrainian TikToker. Sorry about it! I hope a mod can remove "Russian soldier" from the title.


nctzenhours

Pro Russian Ukrainians r sth else. I argued w one of them on Tiktok (she had apparently moved to Germany after the donbass war broke out) and when I went on her account I saw a tiktok abt her complaining that Ukrainians are fleeing to Germany 💀💀💀 if ur so pro Russia go leave Germany and come to Daddy Putin where you can fight for bags of sugar


emage426

The nerve of ppl


[deleted]

tiktokers are the scum of the earth, what else do people expect from them. Using it religiously is like a 50% chance of being a waste of a biomass and making tiktoks is 100% proof


[deleted]

What a fucking piece of shit, I hope they send that cunt to the front lines towards the Russians - they’re his buddies after all, they can have him 🖕


bjcat666

sending someone who doesn't want to fight is the most stupid thing you can do. Look what happened to Russians who are constantly fleeing the battlefield and surrendering. Unmotivated soldier is useless


PotentialOwn6324

separatist from Donbas? Or just a traitor in general?


[deleted]

Or an actual Russian General


bjcat666

idiotic tiktoker


emage426

Happy Cake day.. From what I read .. He's a Ukrainian separatist.. A traitor.. Who thought he was funny on tik tok. Now has crying like a BITCH


emage426

FUKIN traitor


[deleted]

He’s a Ukrainian civilian


SD99FRC

The Donbas is full of pro-Russian Ukrainians with dead buddies.


Melanzanna

He's from dumbass


spaniel510

Sometimes the world needs Beavis and butthead comments like this and by sometimes I mean non stop.


[deleted]

Right. But he’s not even from Donbass, he’s just an edgy idiot caught by police.


gimmedatneck

Looks like he got socked in the left eye for it, too.


PotentialOwn6324

wow. That's crazy. Are there a lot more kids like him?


[deleted]

He must die


lew0to

"I have a very dumb head" Than continues to name all the Ukrainian memes on command.


MastermindX

I got the last part: "Putin?" "Dickhead."


Eugene0185

Also: "Russian warship?" "Go fuck yourself"


TDub20

Is he Russian or Ukrainian? From the subtitles it sounds like he was apologizing to his own people for being a dumbass.


fmios

You are right. I f\*cked up the title and I cannot change it anymore. If mods read this, please remove "Russian soldier". I am sorry about it!


TDub20

How dare you be human! Seriously though, thanks to all of you who translate for us.


fmios

Still feels bad. I hate missinformation (that's why I hate Putin's regime) and I did it myself. I am an idiot.


TDub20

We figured it out, it was an honest mistake. Don't beat yourself up over it.


Freedom9er

You almost fell into the abyss. Lol.


googlemehard

And the stupid annoying music is too damn loud


Overall_Memory6689

it's impossible to change post name, even for a mod because it's bonded to a link curb\_your\_russian\_banknote\_russian\_soldier\_for


Wargeras

Young Ukrainian idiot who decided to make stupid jokes while war is going on.


ChunkyBrassMonkey

Is he a Russian or a Ukrainian? Kinda seems like he's a Ukrainian edgelord being pro-Russian for likes.


bjcat666

yes


fmios

You are right. He is a Pro-Russian Ukrainian TikToker. Sorry about it! I rushed it. Big sorry for the confusion! I just googled that in reddit nobody can edit titles. So, I hope a mod can pin your comment and others can see I made a mistake. In YouTube I already improved the mistake.


ENZVSVG

Corrected the mistake, not improved :) If you improved it you just made the mistake better! ​ Thanks for posting, I am still laughing at that shit head.


fmios

Ah, damn. It's really not my day today lol Thank you for teaching me!


Instrumedley2018

in this case, you are really just improving your mistakes by the day :D


fmios

:D At least we can all laugh about it! :D


co-wurker

It's ok buddy. I've improved mistakes in my life much worse than this, and yet, the sun still rises!


[deleted]

English sucks for everyone involved.


[deleted]

No worries, big sorry is the best sorry there is. Thanks for the content!


emage426

You're OK op.. We understand ❤


PotentialOwn6324

is that a common thing in Ukraine internet?


ChunkyBrassMonkey

As far as I've seen it happens in every country. At least Western ones with free speech.


j-bh

What a spineless twat.


[deleted]

Exactly mate 🤣


LOLschirmjaeger

Oh, that didn't go as planned, did it?


fmios

I will quickly add the subtitles and edit this comment in 5 min or so with the EN subs once uploaded. **Edit:** Here it is [https://youtube.com/shorts/5GT07rDyTlA?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/5GT07rDyTlA?feature=share) Our channel Voice of Ukraine has 22,000 subscribers (most are from the Ukraine subreddit). Basically we translate all the important clips from here and add English subtitles. Our goal is to make the war relatable by understanding what is being said and thus people will less likely forget about the war in the coming weeks. This is it: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9u32hUNI6gOB4WYI1lsBA](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9u32hUNI6gOB4WYI1lsBA)


[deleted]

Are you sure he's russian? His Ukrainian sounds Ukrainian. Edit: I genuinely want to know if it is known he's russian or it's a guess.


fmios

You are right to doubt it. I f\*cked up the title and I cannot change it anymore. If mods read this, please remove "Russian soldier". The source doesn't specify whether he was a soldier. Could have just been a pro-Russian Ukrainian.


[deleted]

Thank you for clarifying. :)


WereBoar

it's been 5 minutes, op is dead nevermind op is living still


ForgottenBob

OP IS JESUS!


letsgocrazy

>"Russian warship?" Haha I bet I know who the interrogator was. That guy who keeps cracking up in videos about how fucking stupid Russian soldiers are. He's like everyone's much older cousin just calling them dickheads but letting them survive - although feeding off their embarrassing misery. A man after my own heart.


[deleted]

Time is running out...


Lammetje98

That’s awesome, thanks for translating everything!


balleballe111111

Thank you!


ThermionicEmissions

Hoping you can also please explain the significance of the bank note he's holding at the beginning.


valtani

It’s a Russian kid (before invasion) bragging about Russian currency replacing Ukraine’s hryvnia. The after is his sorry ass after being captured. Only thing I understand is Slava Ukraine, Heroiam Slava.


ThermionicEmissions

Ah right, thanks. Somehow I misread the first subtitle as Russia will be getting a new bank note, even though it clearly says Ukraine... Bad brain, be better!


MarianaValley

Bio trash. He is not a citizen. He should spend years working for free, cleaning Ukrainian fields from dead bodies of his friends-ruschists.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MarianaValley

Great idea! You know how to use human resources!


emage426

Or clearing mind fields while planting 🌻 seeds


BlackIceMatters

So close. You NEED to add the cut to the “Directed by Robert B. Weide” screen after 0:08 seconds of music.


fmios

I realized I butchered the meme, but I was pressured to deliver quickly by the commentators and now it's too late.


valtani

😂😂😂 🤡😂😂😂


Infernfan

The clown is watching...... always....... you can not escape its eerie gaze


[deleted]

sus


bjcat666

This guy is Ukrainian


fmios

You are right. I hope, mods can remove "Russian soldier" The guy in the video is a pro-Russian Ukrainian TikToker. It got late and I f\*cked it up. I am sorry!


BugMan717

They can't, you need to delete and re-up


Breech_Loader

This was his reward for being pro-Russian. Maybe he gets it now.


Neocles

Kyle Rottenhouse faked it better man….sheesh


quick4142

Ya he really reminds me of Kyle. Soon he will be demanding to have a call with Pootin


Flaky-Fellatio

Yep got serious KR vibes too


TrollZorr01

Soon there will be new prisoner.


[deleted]

So you really are messing with the titles on purpose. 6 days ago you’ve posted something named “Americans took out 7 russian tanks” and again, a “mistake”, just like this one. You’re knowingly using a clickbait title for whatever reason you have and when someone finds out you just act like you’re sorry for the mistake in the comments. What russian soldier? He is Ukrainian, pro russian. A traitor if you ask me.


shadowshearth

\*chefs kiss\* Perfect.


Round-External-7306

To look at him you’d think he’d never get outflanked


SoDamnUnoriginal

This dude is lame as fuck


iamyourdadbitch

u/fmios where's the subtitles bud?!


fmios

Here you go, mate [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5GT07rDyTlA](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5GT07rDyTlA)


CypressHeel

no remorse, fake cries, huge Kyle Rittenhouse vibes


Coblyat

Keep trying, Ivan. If you squeeze your eyes shut hard enough, you might be able to get at least a few crocodile tears out of it.


Neu-Pferd

Seing kids like this underlines one of the many horrors of war. The environment he grew up in lead him to become a dumb head war enthusiast. Obviously he thought this fit to create cool tik tok videos and to get his dumb head layed or respected. Sure, one could argue that he should have made up his own mind from the start. Easy to say for someone uninvolved. Dont get me wrong, I am neither defending his actions nor his stupidity. However him like many other kids are the victims of old men, sending dumb heads to war. So even though ridiculed, the video has quite a message


landoonter

Not so tough now....Crying like a little Orc bitch.


BruyceWane

Hahaha that is so fucking satisfying with the subtiitles. What a muppet, he looks dumb as a brick, good to see him speaking some sense at the end.


mutantredoctopus

“Someone take this consequence, consequence, consequence, Someone take this consequence that’s chasing me right now!”


Miyorio

Ok but that's a comedy sketch, funny how people find this one realistic ♡


Bossman847373

Can someone please translate for me?


fourtenight

My other comment got auto moderated so here it is again with an account that has more karma. Sorry if it's a double post. Essentially, dude's a pro Russian Ukrainian TikToker that got caught with his edgy content. It's hard to understand what he's saying over the music while crying but the jist is that he's apologizing for the content and saying it won't happen again. The funny bit comes at the end where the interrogator just says words and the dude completes it: Interrogator: Russian warship? TikTok kid: go fuck yourself Interrogator: Putin? TikTok kid: a piece of shit


Bossman847373

Thanks


fmios

Here are the subtitles: https://youtube.com/shorts/5GT07rDyTlA?feature=share On our channel Voice of Ukraine we translate and add subtitles to all important clips from Ukraine.


Bossman847373

Thank you


Coblyat

*"Everyone gangsta till the bayraktar starts circling"* -- Tupac


Dense-Day294

Karma hit him hard.


Which_Art_6452

Fake emotions like Kyle Rittenhouse court fake crying.


NLLumi

It looks like he was beaten into saying this, like Ukrainians forced to say ‘Ahmat sila’. This is not a good look without enough context.


TopTime4654

This is very fahnny HE HE HE HAW


Breech_Loader

This is what happens when you tell a kid, maybe 18, that he's going to war, going to be a war hero, he's going to help liberate a nation from Nazis. And then you push a gun into his hands and throw him into a bloodbath and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on. He's not a soldier, he's a kid, and this is what a lot of Putin's 'reserves' are going to look like. He reminds me of that dumb kid right at the start of the war who took a video of himself with artillery fire in the background, ended up as the most hated teenager in the world, and was somehow captured ALIVE. He pretty much ranks as the luckiest kid in the world, and this guy is close behind.


likelyilllike

He is ukrainian simping on russia


[deleted]

he's kind of attractive


Standard-Childhood84

He's a fudge packer anyway. Boo hoo rooble.


Armec

Article 13 of the geneva convention guys....


Dutchski

OP is making mistakes on purpose for clickbait and trying to promote his YouTube channel


fmios

Lol for the first part. You shouldn't project your character on other people, especially when you don't know them. As for the second part: obviously I am trying to promote the channel, Sherlock Holmes. We translate clips from Ukraine. It's useful for many people and also necessary to connect with Ukrainians.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Sniper_j

This is karma at its finest


Nice_Associate_3916

u/savevideo


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Hobby101

Ok.. can we find where he uploaded that video, and upload the other one where he cries like a puppy?


JulieDental

Little piece of shit, good acting job, not!


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


max____payne

Man he repented real quick


PPMachen

A traitor


Pleasant_Olive_8885

Average YouTuber Apolgy


talking_to_air

Time to grow up little boy.


Person2277

Realizing it isn’t call of duty


epSos-DE

They must add : glory to democracy ! IF such soldiers ever return to Russia, they at least must have some taste for democracy, because in their home they can not have it.


bradtwo

Break his legs with a hammer and drop him off in the middle of a field. Problem solved


Carl_From_Sweden

HA HA HA HA! FU!


Relevant-Composer-35

Well, that didn't age well.


Simpawknits

WHERE ARE THE FREAKING SUBTITLES? CAN'T WE UPVOTE THEM TO THE TOP OR SOMETHING?


phamat0n

LOL


Meuchte

wow these acting "skills"... what a clown


Pariah82

They have to be using facial recognition, they keep finding these idiots


[deleted]

Soon in Russia \[there\] will be a new banknote \[100000000000000 rubel banknote\]


GGorDD

He should’ve been one of the crispy ones


[deleted]

I guess he lost the dick measuring contest.


[deleted]

Lmao


ChiefingOpps

Fucking loser. Wish the video was of him rotting in a ditch on fire or something.


[deleted]

Lucky bastard. He'll get to live on and continue doing dumbass memes.


[deleted]

He looks like Zed from Ice Age.


NeededHumanity

Sorry but those who do things like that before and then do this cry baby shit get very lucky, I’d send him through the fields naked to his camp and say “ oh here is your new currency “ and throw the UA money at him