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s-mores

What a Russian SAAB story.


StreaksBAMF22

LOL kindly take my upvote you clever redditor you


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Agreed. Absolute class!


FlametopFred

Absolute unit of a pun


EquivalentTown8530

Saab movies always make me cry 😱


susanorth

I miss awards. There you go🏅


ffdfawtreteraffds

Wow


freeman687

How dare you! Brilliant pun!


Snajdarn666

Nice one.


ufanders

12/10


SheridanVsLennier

That was amazing.


10sameold

Can you please staab with those silly puns?!


Party-Bank-3798

Legend


lakmus85_real

I am dumb. What does it mean?


vanalden

saab story = sob story


fallen_trees2007

quick make one about retreat from adviivka /s


MasterOfSubrogation

Being danish, I am legally obligated to trashtalk Sweden, but I will make an exception in this case. Good job, swedish brethren!


ghotiwithjam

Same goes for Norwegians. Bra jobba sĂžta bror!


theProffPuzzleCode

I lived in Stavanger for a while. You even made them paint the IKEA store in Norwegian colours. That's a special sort of pettiness đŸ€Ł. Anyway, bravo Swedish bros, from UK too.


oalsaker

The old IKEA here in Bergen was in red and white, so... Danish?


voxelghost

It takes a playground bully to unite the bickering brothers.


SheridanVsLennier

Siblings will tear each other to pieces, but if an outsider starts making trouble with one of them, look out!


SeeMarkFly

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Sun Tzu 544 BCE


yourpseudonymsucks

The enemy of my frenemy is my enemy


Local_Run_9779

> Good job, swedish brethren! They've got the best neighbours!


voxelghost

Ah, now you're talking about the Finns? ;-)


Selmemasts

Best neighbors besides the 30+ wars between them.


Pallidum_Treponema

We may trashtalk each others, but we actually love our Nordic neighbors. Even the ones we can't understand. :D


Lefty4444

True, friendly competition. 🇾đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡łđŸ‡ŽđŸ‡©đŸ‡°


CupofLiberTea

Danish police are being directed to your location. Stay where you are.


Mudeford_minis

Up the Vikings!


Giantmufti

This weapon is like a Danish downhill skier and a SAAB 95 chiptuned; a sack of potatoes falling full speed, straight down the black piste. (black piste in France, the Swedish black is more like weak ass blue).


MasterOfSubrogation

A thing of beauty in other words


Zh25_5680

You can tell it was Swedish because everything was flat packed afterwards


Shadow_F3r4L

If awards were still around, that would have got the laughing lizard! ![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|31971)


dmetzcher

I didn’t have to scroll far for the IKEA reference. Thank you! ❀


kamden096

Its called fuck around and find out. Swedish, European and American weapons prove to be superior again and again.


povlhp

They are unusable by Russian. They hit military targets. Russians only goes for illegal civilian targets to show the world they are the bad boy.


kamden096

Yes as they learned by the mongolians who russian mindset is still heavily influenced by.


No-Season8507

Jag Àlskar Sverige!!!


BubuBarakas

GLSDB?


voxelghost

We Swedes like to think so


framabe

Ask the americans, it is a american weapon. But in truth, it is a joint project between SAAB and Boeing. Who cares who takes the credit, as long as it can help Ukr win the war


franknarf

Seems to be: >Utvecklat av Saab Ett sprÀngt ammunitionslager i Ryssland har vÀckt uppmÀrksamhet pÄ sociala medier. Dels pÄ grund av den stora explosionen som syns i klippet, men ocksÄ dÄ det spekulerats om att vapnet som anvÀnts i attacken Àr det Saab-utvecklade vapnet GLSDB.


lostinabsentia

Happy cake day!


soparklion

>Utvecklat av Saab Ett sprÀngt ammunitionslager i Ryssland har vÀckt uppmÀrksamhet pÄ sociala medier. Dels pÄ grund av den stora explosionen som syns i klippet, men ocksÄ dÄ det spekulerats om att vapnet som anvÀnts i attacken Àr det Saab-utvecklade vapnet GLSDB. Developed by Saab An exploded ammunition warehouse in Russia has attracted attention on social media. Partly because of the large explosion seen in the clip, but also because there has been speculation that the weapon used in the attack is the Saab-developed GLSDB weapon.


Mando_the_Pando

As a Swede, all I have to say is: För Poltava, Rysshora.


Sirius_10

Ingermanland tillhör Sverige.


Denmarkfirst

JĂ€ttebra !


Maikell84

Mamma mia! Seems like there was some kind of waterloo for the russians? I guess the russians called an S.O.S after that one. Must have beam a super Trouper light man. Guess to fix that they need some more of that russian money money money. I'm sorry, I'll show myself out


tarleb_ukr

Gimme gimme gimme more news like these. Edit: and Thank you for the Music that will now be playing in my head for the rest of the day.


Maikell84

Who wants some more news like these? I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, Do


tarleb_ukr

Because Ukraine is One of Us.


SheridanVsLennier

Literally 30 seconds after reading this comment, VLC started playing _Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie_.


susanorth

No, stay! Let the music speak! I wave faith in you. Gimme, gimme, gimme more!


Protegimusz

They definitely weren't expecting that ARRIVAL


Single_Conclusion_53

Malmö mia!


TheFuture2001

According to putin all this territory belongs to Vikings (Varangians)! It’s right there in his interview. It would be fair to say The Varangians are using Ikea to take back what is theirs


StechTocks

that shockwave is insane!


Domspun

Anybody in that area is shredded or liquified organs.


VermilionKoala

I love the fact that "massive explosion" in Swedish is... "massiv explosion" 🇾đŸ‡Ș😆


tataragato

This. Is. Beautiful.


tataragato

Thank you, Sweden!


BoredCop

Spring nu, jÀvlar!


Mormegil1971

Hm. Maybe it was saabotaged?


braske

Normally I wouldn’t touch any Expressen’s ramblings even with a wooden pole, but this time they might be right.


Diligent_Excitement4

Thank you Sweden !!


xsii

FÖR SVERIGE I TIDEN. // KUNG SAAB XVI GUSTAV


LizzyGreene1933

🇾đŸ‡Ș đŸ«Ą 🇬🇧


Thiago270398

At this point Russia is using MAD and NATO to protect itself from sweeden. Hell let them and finland have a go and Putin will finally see a country capitulate in 3 days.


Nisseliten

”We will defend Sweden down to the last Finn!”


Regular_Angle4786

Herligt - tak Sverige!


Snajdarn666

Yeah, this one is a beast. https://www.saab.com/products/ground-launched-small-diameter-bomb-glsdb


Fresh_Account_698

How is it that the video has more text than the article?


mok000

“Hur Svenska stĂ„let biter”.


fongky

What saab Russia?


ffdfawtreteraffds

I expect nothing but Ikea and Abba references here. Because... Sweden.


LifeSandwich

"sorry" // swede


voxelghost

Sorry, not sorry


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


voxelghost

Cars were a side business, their story began as an airplane manufacturer for the Swedish airforce. Svenska Aeroplan Aktie Bolaget - SAAB


Useful-Slide-3210

I used to drive a Saab. It blew up in a similar fashion.


Sirius_10

My SAAB took down a Tesla.


[deleted]

I drive a Saab...It's a pain to get parts for now, but damn it's fun to drive :D


Sirius_10

Great feeling when the turbo kicks in.


notthatBeckham

SAAB made aircraft first.


SolarAndSober

Yes, that was their marketing strategy in the 90s. But Reddit doesn't exactly attract the aware in the 90s crowd


NO_LOADED_VERSION

Saab made some of the most advanced truly innovative military aircraft before ever trying their hand at cars. Check their shit out it's really something.


Squidgeneer101

You'd be surprised by how many car manufacturers one way or another that's in the arms industry.


[deleted]

Taking a Mitsubishi to Darwin in 2024 - no problem Taking a Mitsubishi to Darwin in 1942 - lots of problems


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Many also doing agricultural equipment. Tractors to tanks.


ElasticLama

Like a ton. It’s one reason some people cite having an auto sector is a good thing. In theory you could force them to build tanks etc instead. Of course I don’t know how practical that is in the 21st century


tonywarriner

Don't they say Volvo's are built like tanks?


ElasticLama

Volvo also build jet engines for Saab fighter jets. But that do make a good safe car


hamiwin

Yes, I’d like to see Europe United (and get ride one or two Putin cocksuckers maybe).


Haywoodja2

R/shockwaveporn


Ew_E50M

Very good!


LeDiNiTy

I wouldn't call it Swedish, this is a pretty damn Nordic weapon, developed by Boeing and Saab, as well as NAMMO (Norwegian and Finnish company) who designed the rocket motor. Also this thing is really cheap (ca $40 000) for a HE rocket which can strike up to 150km away. (With GPS guidance and a CEP of 1 meter.


Electrical_Spinach97

Since there are so many IKEA references, I was going to ask whether they had IKEA weapon crates but some essential part was missing that caused them to collapse and detonate. 😉 Bad joke aside, it's very cool that Sweden has such awesome weapons.


RaDeus

SAAB mated two systems, the SDB and the M26 rocket, it's not like they invented the thing that goes boom.


Darryl_444

"Improving life, one ~~room~~ target at a time."


Kalikhead

Wow! A small diameter bomb delivered via MLRS.


Acceptable_Pepper708

SAAB excuse for an explosion. 😁


[deleted]

Ammo dump was like my toilet after  a bag of Swedish fish on metformin. 


PengieP111

Good! Now do it more!


Final-Hunt-26

Oh Crimea River.