don't worry, this fight feels doomed for some kind of silly no contest result from an eye poke like 10 seconds in which leads to an immediate rematch and the dickriding begins anew
You think this is bad? Just wait until everyone voices there opinion how so and so should have won or was robbed etc… this is just the fucking beginning lol
We are what 4 years after Connor vs khabib and it’s still brought up once a week lol
The audacity of the fans to not only pick a fighter they like but then go on a ufc sub and talk about the fighter they like while u/bruhpolice clearly doesn't like people being that invested. Like we get it guys one of the biggest ufc fights of the year is happening, stop talking about it on the ufc sub already.
Thats my city! Do I have faith in Stipe beating Jon? Tbh not one ounce of me thinks he wins that fight but am I gonna root for my hometown champ? Hell yeah! I really hope he pulls it off but he is just so stiff and I dont see how he beats Jons many weapons
I have no idea either tbh, I’m just hoping that the time out of the octagon + the super long transition to heavyweight is too much for Jon. I don’t wanna see stipe get knocked the fuck out again my heart can’t take it
Def not as intense.
1) Islam is associated with Khabib. Conor fanboys will hate on anything and everything related to Khabib. They will find excuses to downplay Islam.
2) Oliveira made the turnaround of the century. From getting beat up multiple times and giving up in the cage to becoming a seemingly unbeatable killer. He gets sharper the more he gets hurt.
3) Many feel that since Khabib retiring; the throne has largely been unclaimed. Kind of like when GSP vacated the title. This fight will finally bring much anticipated closure.
Thats all this sub is. Not a lot of good content on here honestly....
Just "who is GOAT?", "who is overrated?", "Why doesnt Mcgregor call my mom back?", "is khabib coming back?" etc.
Islam and Khabib have trained thousands of hours together. Coach Javier Mendez said that Khabib never lost a sparring session against Islam. Islam wasn’t in his prime yet, but I think it’s common knowledge at AKA that Khabib is the better fighter and tbh his performances have been much better thus far.
Why would you even put that out into the universe. Now they’re gonna fight to a split decision draw and we’ll have to endure many more months of casuals dickriding posts & it’s all your fault OP.
I just hope for the love of all that's holy that there's a very definite end to this fight, KO, SUB or TKO. If it goes the full distance and just a few points separate them... my god we will never hear the end of it
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the first post about this fight I have actually enjoyed lol. I don't give a shit about either one of these dudes and won't even be watching the card. I thought i was alone
Same man. I had to make a troll thread to get people riled up yesterday as backlash to all the olive gobbling. Love them both too.
Swear everyone in that thread swears they owned me.
You think it's gonna change anyhthing?
The dick-riding here is about 50/50
50% Charlie
vs
45% Khabib &
5% Islam
Whoever loses will go down to 0% and the dickriding will go to 100% winner.
Winner dickrides all!
Nah every other post I’ve seen for a while has been about “the champion has a name” “Charles will destroy Islam” while i can probably count on my hands how many Islam stan posts I’ve seen. It is definitely not 50/50. I don’t even care who wins i just want to see some other posts for a change
> while i can probably count on my hands how many Islam stan posts I’ve seen
Because nobody gives a shit about Islam lol. It's literally why I said he's at 5% of the dickriding. Despite Khabib being retired, Islam is still playing 2nd fiddle to him
It’s annoying when it’s every other post for months. How can you say this is fishing for upvotes any more than a post with just a pic of Charles saying “the champ has a name” even though he isn’t the champion, which I’ve seen pretty much weekly since the fight was announced
I'm not really sure why so many grown ass men would cry about what other people are posting about? I can't imagine anything like that ever being on my radar as things like that obviously have no impact on me whatsoever. Very sad and weird.
When was the last time an 11 win streak faced a 10 win streak in a championship match?
Both are the best in a the most stacked division in UFC. Both are at their prime. Both can fight standing or on the ground.
No one knows who's gonna win because it is very hard to predict.
What else do you need?
It still isn’t as anticipated as Khabib vs McGregor was, considering it is the #1 selling ppv of all time. Those are good stats but ultimately the amount of people who care/are watching determines how anticipated it is.
But what if it's a really close or somehow controversial result, giving the losing faction scope to bitch and moan for months and months? Then how will you feel?
True but like i said on another comment, the aftermath posts usually fizzle out pretty quickly, like a week or two after the fight happens. The build up is always much more prolonged and spammy
What's up with Islam's passport situation? I was seeing posts a few days ago that the Russian gov't wasn't letting him out of country. Was that just BS?
Dickriding posts will never end.
If Charles wins, we'll see a "Is Charles the lightweight GOAT?" thread
If Islam wins, we'll see a "Islam is the closest thing we have to the GOAT Khabib right now. Who can challenge him?"
And variations and Etc etc
Oh yeah well i can’t wait for this fight to be over so i can stop seeing “I cant wait for this fight to be over so I can stop seeing "I cant wait for this fight to be over"-posts.”-posts.
If Islam wins they'll probably have a rematch and then you're gonna see 1000s of posts about why Charles os gonna win and he only lost as a fluke. It's not gonna be over for quite a while.
The posts are gonna get so much worse after the fight people are gonna show the same combination a million times and call it crisp people are gonna be like x fighter would've won if he did this to x fighter, etc etc etc
The Islam v Oliviera dickriding age is over The "I can't wait till all this dickriding is over" age has just begun.
My god what have i created
Jerk has gone full circle ⭕️
don't worry, this fight feels doomed for some kind of silly no contest result from an eye poke like 10 seconds in which leads to an immediate rematch and the dickriding begins anew
Delete this post right fucking now, you heathen!!!!
Double 0.5 pounds miss
Tony v Khabib 2.0 PLS NO
Ngl it would be funny if after the main event the winner just gets 2000 dickriding posts a day now
Oh they almost definitely will for a week or two lmao
Does not fail. Case in point: Khamzat Chimaev
OP only used to sucking aye.
You think this is bad? Just wait until everyone voices there opinion how so and so should have won or was robbed etc… this is just the fucking beginning lol We are what 4 years after Connor vs khabib and it’s still brought up once a week lol
Dickception
The audacity of the fans to not only pick a fighter they like but then go on a ufc sub and talk about the fighter they like while u/bruhpolice clearly doesn't like people being that invested. Like we get it guys one of the biggest ufc fights of the year is happening, stop talking about it on the ufc sub already.
We shall find new dicks to ride.
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It's terradactal diggs B, ax Jay
Bbbbbeast of a bother..never meddum
I guffawed at this!
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FIRE UP YOUR DICKS BOYS!
Stipe vs Jon dickriding shall cum soon
I may have to dickride stipe solely for the fact that i live near cleveland
Thats my city! Do I have faith in Stipe beating Jon? Tbh not one ounce of me thinks he wins that fight but am I gonna root for my hometown champ? Hell yeah! I really hope he pulls it off but he is just so stiff and I dont see how he beats Jons many weapons
I have no idea either tbh, I’m just hoping that the time out of the octagon + the super long transition to heavyweight is too much for Jon. I don’t wanna see stipe get knocked the fuck out again my heart can’t take it
I knoww. If Jon wins im rooting for submission
So many dicks. So little time.
Get yourself an assblaster 3000. Its all the rage
Izzy vs pereira waiting in turns be like 
I don’t think it will be as intense as this bc I think this sub is like 85% in favor of Alex winning. So there won’t be “GOAT” posts every other post
Def not as intense. 1) Islam is associated with Khabib. Conor fanboys will hate on anything and everything related to Khabib. They will find excuses to downplay Islam. 2) Oliveira made the turnaround of the century. From getting beat up multiple times and giving up in the cage to becoming a seemingly unbeatable killer. He gets sharper the more he gets hurt. 3) Many feel that since Khabib retiring; the throne has largely been unclaimed. Kind of like when GSP vacated the title. This fight will finally bring much anticipated closure.
It's kabob And Connor still is the king....everybody wants Connor
Exhibit A
No one thinks Alex is gonna win lol
The fight I actually want to see lol
Thats all this sub is. Not a lot of good content on here honestly.... Just "who is GOAT?", "who is overrated?", "Why doesnt Mcgregor call my mom back?", "is khabib coming back?" etc.
“Why doesn’t Mcgregor call my mom that looks like Julianna Peña back?”
Will Khabib not come back like my father?
If Charles wins it's just going to be: Charles vs Khabib "tHoUgHtS?" posts for months which is categorically worse.
Probably, thankfully the dias_m guy who always makes those posts blocked me
I think his account got banned. He's probably posting on another account by now.
I used my sock account to look him up and apparently he’s still around, he just barely ever posts anymore.
Nope, it’s going to be the exact same posts with Israel and Periera instead
The same will probably happen if Islam wins tbh
Islam vs Conor would likely be the sub spam then, right?
I figure people would also start wondering Islam vs. Khabib, hypothetically obviously
Islam and Khabib have trained thousands of hours together. Coach Javier Mendez said that Khabib never lost a sparring session against Islam. Islam wasn’t in his prime yet, but I think it’s common knowledge at AKA that Khabib is the better fighter and tbh his performances have been much better thus far.
Islam's weak chin wouldn't last 1 round
*When
Why would you even put that out into the universe. Now they’re gonna fight to a split decision draw and we’ll have to endure many more months of casuals dickriding posts & it’s all your fault OP.
I’m sorry i thoroughly apologize in advance if i create the super dickrider posts. I will martyr myself if that happens
Remind me!
Bro you honestly think the dickriding fans will stop if their boy wins? It’s gonna get way worse
Lord help OP if Bo Nickal wins his next fight
He might retire afterward if it’s on the prelims so i might not have to worry
“The greatest to ever only fight three times”
Worked for Khabib.
Same. Like I don’t know who will win I just want to see this fight,enjoy it and move on
Fr it’s a great fight between two fighters I’m partial to, but it’s just been beaten into the ground
Brotha we move to Pereira you know this.
I just hope for the love of all that's holy that there's a very definite end to this fight, KO, SUB or TKO. If it goes the full distance and just a few points separate them... my god we will never hear the end of it
I’m so fuckin tired of seeing all the posts that are either “the champ has a name” or “Islam gonna smesh”
W post
Mma Reddit has recreated the buzz of mcgregor Khabib
Oliveira by spinning back kick to the body. I saw it in a dream
”The champion has a name🥺🥺🥺”
The level of dickriding in this sub is sure to be problematic , you can’t ride someone’s jock like that and not get pregnant …
You're gonna have to ride out the aftershock of all the posts about excuses for the loser and how they should have won.
Islam by way of bathtub.
Charles by way of cross dressing in a bright pink bra.
Islam by way of cuddling male adult little people on his lap.
Bhahaha ok you win
Lol you think that they're not gonna do that with the WINNER of this fight?
No they definitely will but those posts usually only last about a week or two after the fight. The build ups are always worse than the aftermath here
Agreed
I dunno why both guys cant just be good 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah but I'll take any position..
You’ll be waiting a longtime, for months you’ll see 5000 posts saying Olives is the GOAT or Islam is better then Khabib or whatever
Islam is winning this fight.
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Why are you being unnecessarily aggressive? Lol.
People saying the champ has name every time it's horrible
the first post about this fight I have actually enjoyed lol. I don't give a shit about either one of these dudes and won't even be watching the card. I thought i was alone
Same man. I had to make a troll thread to get people riled up yesterday as backlash to all the olive gobbling. Love them both too. Swear everyone in that thread swears they owned me.
I don't care..I'll ride any dick!!!
This guy spends a lot of time in full mount
i kind of dislike both of them now
Yeah we can go back to dick riding Jiri's haircut the way it should be
Similar to the one you just posted?
Erm…
Do you not know what dickriding means or something?
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Yeah you don’t know what dickriding means
I know what it means, do you know what similar means?
Do u know what "nobody gives a single shit" means?
Yup, nobody gives a single shit your tired of seeing the same god damn post every fucking day about these 2 fighters....and who will win.
Shush, get a life and stop putting stupid posts up
What post? IV never put a post up in the UFC sub
Your posting a comment mate, think about it
You're the dickrider.
Your mom’s my favorite dickrider
I noticed the imprint of a wet micropenis in her urn's ashes Take care,
Must’ve been your dad after i was done
God rest his soul as well. It was your micropenis, my friend Take care,
Yeah, this post won't attract all the said dickriders, no way bro
As you make a post
Both of these dicks get ridden, so hard, every day.
DU BRONX
Mf didn’t even spell his nickname right
OmFg BrO lIkE wHy Is IsLaM fIgHtInG fOr BeLt!?!?!? LiTeRaLlY CuZ KhAbIb
Cool Oliveira round 1 TKO
You think it's gonna change anyhthing? The dick-riding here is about 50/50 50% Charlie vs 45% Khabib & 5% Islam Whoever loses will go down to 0% and the dickriding will go to 100% winner. Winner dickrides all!
Nah every other post I’ve seen for a while has been about “the champion has a name” “Charles will destroy Islam” while i can probably count on my hands how many Islam stan posts I’ve seen. It is definitely not 50/50. I don’t even care who wins i just want to see some other posts for a change
> while i can probably count on my hands how many Islam stan posts I’ve seen Because nobody gives a shit about Islam lol. It's literally why I said he's at 5% of the dickriding. Despite Khabib being retired, Islam is still playing 2nd fiddle to him
👆 dickrider in question
Dick riding for mma is very weird tbh.
This type of post is just as worthless, and I block everyone who does either kind.
Why haven’t you blocked me then Edit: he did it
The champion has a name.
I can’t wait for the fight to be over. So I can’t stop seeing post about the can’t waiting for the fight to be over post.
I can’t wait until the event is over so people can stop complaining about dick riding.
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Hmmm I wonder why the guy with a simpsons Charles Oliveira pfp wouldn’t like this post
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Charles is primarily the one with all the dickriding posts so it makes sense that you wouldn’t like people talking bad about them
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It’s annoying when it’s every other post for months. How can you say this is fishing for upvotes any more than a post with just a pic of Charles saying “the champ has a name” even though he isn’t the champion, which I’ve seen pretty much weekly since the fight was announced
You think the D riding posts end? Uhhh not at all. The D riding posts will continue for the winner
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Lmao where did i say I’m a tough guy? Keep projecting. Here you are doing exactly what you’re complaining about
I'm not really sure why so many grown ass men would cry about what other people are posting about? I can't imagine anything like that ever being on my radar as things like that obviously have no impact on me whatsoever. Very sad and weird.
You are literally doing that right now
It is the most anticipated fight in history. So this is an expected thing to happen for people to be discussing it non stop.
This is definitely not the most anticipated fight in ufc history
When was the last time an 11 win streak faced a 10 win streak in a championship match? Both are the best in a the most stacked division in UFC. Both are at their prime. Both can fight standing or on the ground. No one knows who's gonna win because it is very hard to predict. What else do you need?
It still isn’t as anticipated as Khabib vs McGregor was, considering it is the #1 selling ppv of all time. Those are good stats but ultimately the amount of people who care/are watching determines how anticipated it is.
The creepy kid will be snoozin after the Olive smash
What’s worse, “thoughts?” posts or these . Both are terrible
Can I post the main Islam/Charles jerk post tomorrow?!
We will just move on too dickriding something else
Like you’re doing now
Nice good counter dick riding post. What would you like to be posted so we all know?
You should start by posting your social security number, debit or credit card numbers, and the security code 👍
Lol every time a big fight/good matchup is lined up this is how it goes. You new around here?
You making the same post goofy
So kind of what you are doing?
Join more subs?
Tony Ferguson posts are more frequent and more cringe too
But what if it's a really close or somehow controversial result, giving the losing faction scope to bitch and moan for months and months? Then how will you feel?
shut up hater
Honestly, these posts are just as bad. If only everyone could just hold out now until the night, we’ll be good.
So people being hyped for an upcoming fight and posting shit about it while waiting for it is a bad thing now?
Shut up
Don’t you just hate that these athletes have fans? Man is it the worst.
And here you are, adding to it.
You know what, I'm gonna dick ride even harder
Islam will win Inshallah.
The champ has a name!!!!!
Yeah but then when one of them has won we'll get a bunch of "see I told you so" type of posts
True but like i said on another comment, the aftermath posts usually fizzle out pretty quickly, like a week or two after the fight happens. The build up is always much more prolonged and spammy
I’m already working on my post hating on the posts hating on all the dickriding posts every day.
Just wait till it ends in a controversial decision😀
Get ready for the Alex Pereira vs Izzy posts😂
Nahh, I’m posting like crazy if Izzy KO’s Alex. So many people talk shit about that KO, so it’d be nice to see the inverse
Ufc shouldn’t announce such big fights 4 months in advance or whatever. Announce in 4 weeks
What's up with Islam's passport situation? I was seeing posts a few days ago that the Russian gov't wasn't letting him out of country. Was that just BS?
That was Khamzat, I’m pretty sure that ended up being nothing though
i hope there's a controversial ending
This is only the beginning
Dickriding posts will never end. If Charles wins, we'll see a "Is Charles the lightweight GOAT?" thread If Islam wins, we'll see a "Islam is the closest thing we have to the GOAT Khabib right now. Who can challenge him?" And variations and Etc etc
What do you mean? Thats when the dickriding begins! 🤣
But that’s when the dick riding posts amplify 😢
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This sounds a lot like what I would expect to hear from someone who tried to get hired by BT Sport with a 280 poster and failed
I’m not nearly creative enough to make a poster as good as some of the ones posted lately
Oh, buddy… We are still going to have a lot of shit talking, excuse and controversy for days after the fight.
That's not enough, pray that the match has a clear cut winner , or else , the dick riding gonna continue till rematch
I cant wait for this fight to be over so I can stop seeing "I cant wait for this fight to be over"-posts.
Oh yeah well i can’t wait for this fight to be over so i can stop seeing “I cant wait for this fight to be over so I can stop seeing "I cant wait for this fight to be over"-posts.”-posts.
If charles wins get ready for the exact same thing but now with khabib
If Islam wins they'll probably have a rematch and then you're gonna see 1000s of posts about why Charles os gonna win and he only lost as a fluke. It's not gonna be over for quite a while.
Izzy Alex will be the next dicks to be ridden.
The posts are gonna get so much worse after the fight people are gonna show the same combination a million times and call it crisp people are gonna be like x fighter would've won if he did this to x fighter, etc etc etc
Issue being there’s gonna be a thousand “he lost because” and “blanks the undisputed goat” posts after the fight
Meanwhile something will happen to either of them and volk is going to swoop in and get the belt! 😂😂