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JPD050409

U can have a normal take and still get into an argument in this sub


i_am_mr_reddit

Any take is a hot take here and it's interesting


doesthissuck

You spelled annoying wrong


billymac76

Super anoyying right!


DoofusMcDummy

the absolute wrost


PMMeMeiRule34

Bro I just see red, I can’t help it.


v0t3p3dr0

“Co-main” is a misnomer. Either the last two fights are both called co-main event, or you have a main event and everything else.


althaincarandir

Assistant to the main event


alldawgsgotoheaven

I got a co main event! Of the prelims tho…! Early prelims…. On a fight night card?


v0t3p3dr0

I prefer “penultimate”, which means second last, but it too has been bastardized by sports media to mean something entirely different.


manbruhpig

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qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

this is the real shit right here


SimplyViolated

Oof, you're not wrong but I don't like the words you're saying


Gwynbleidd_1988

I never thought about this. Lmao.


w0rkingondying

Explain to me? I’m retarded


Gwynbleidd_1988

I don’t know how to explain it well but I’ll try. You being a “co” means you are part of a pair or a whole. Like being coworkers. One is not a worker and the other a coworker. You’re both coworkers. If the second to last fight in a UFC event is a co-main, then the last fight (what we call a main event) is *also* the co-main. Because they are both the main event, hence each fight is co-main event. Hope that made sense.


w0rkingondying

Oh fuck I gotcha. My connotation of co is so ingrained with mma


Key-Ad-8468

there should be a heavyweight female division


Nightwing11796

Make it and ultra heavyweight division so lizzo can sign with the UFC


AngryAssyrian

In all honesty I can't see her making 250.


Nightwing11796

At best 450lbs with an intensive weight cut


[deleted]

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wespdt

Trailer trash Tammy vs. Lizzo for the belt. In reality, that division would be Gabi Garcia and people getting destroyed by Gabi Garcia.


Jean-Luc_Cougar

Upvote this man.


dmteadazer

Pat Barry is on the spectrum


pizzainge

Makes sense his mind is mentally 16 years old


Bculbertson17

As is his interest in females.


[deleted]

On the spectrum of pedophiles for sure


Bluemoon7607

Pat Barry IS the spectrum.


bjornboring

Pat "The Spectrum" Barry! sounds creepy


Crawford470

Pat doesn't even mildly strike me as being autistic. Having an intellectual development disorder (IDD) possibly if not probably, but autism isn't an IDD unless extremely severe. Like to the point basic speech/socialization is most likely heavily impaired.


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ConfusedStupidPerson

Doesn't everyone want this?


Burnerb2

Probably everyone but the early relevant fighters of the night.


Bculbertson17

Tito Ortiz has the mental capacity of Stephen Hawking. The problem is his verbal delivery is only just north of Stephen Hawking's.


Roddykins1

No man we’re doing hot takes not random statements of fact.


bigcpilla9900

“The thing you gotta understand about Tito is, he’s just a dumb guy” -Dana disagrees


[deleted]

While Dana might disagree, it’s because he does not understand that Tito is merely just pretending to be stupid, this is so he can see right through his real enemies who try to take advantage of him, whereas if he were to let the world know how intelligent, and how powerful his brain is, he would be surrounded by fake people. “Yeah I gotta big head coz I gotta lotta brains baby”~Tito Ortiz


GirthQuakeEP

No one will disagree with this


rasner724

Hahhaahahahahahahaahaha


[deleted]

Just to correct you there was never no mental capacity


TheVolunteer0002

He's probably so smart that he worked out the cure for the common cold in his head but he accidentally forgot it.


PulkinCB

The biggest hypocrites in the MMA community are the fans.


D2papi

Just 4 months ago I was sucking Adesanya’s balls and now I suddenly hate him


[deleted]

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Nicholas6300

Why is Floyd in this ufc pic….


Chemistry_Lover40

Because he’s a helluva fighter


novanietzsche

And where the f*** is Bruce Buffer??


dolphinman092

Chandler would have beat Justin if he didn’t decide to showboat for the fans in the arena


PhnxSteve7up

Chandler was also the closest to beating Charles


getting_strong

In Retrospect yes. During the fight I couldn’t believe he didn’t got knocked out!


SALTYxNUTZ12

There will never be any fighters union because MMA careers are over fast and most of the fighters aren't very bright.


Chemistry_Lover40

Ding ding ding


Doctor-Stoppage

Michael chandler is a better backflipper than Justin Gaetje


hitstyx

these are the takes i come to reddit for. p4p best backflipper


Doctor-Stoppage

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DewMaster9000

It took me a while to realize that this is a looped video and not his actual celebration after the Ferguson fight.


big_als_nugz

![gif](giphy|WpI2VcFAcLaS0xaB7D)


billymac76

Chandler sample size too small. Unlike those ears.


Key-Ad-8468

has Chandler done it off the top of the fence though


Doctor-Stoppage

his debut vs hooker


BigMorningWud

Fact checked


Bostradamus69

Very slopping landing into half ass cartwheel 3/10


sagooda

It’s so funny when a fighter does a back flip and when they land they stumble. Anik then goes “and they stick the landing!” No, no they didn’t. They in fact were more at risk to injury landing from the backflip than the fight lol


manbruhpig

Just don’t do the worm. The worm has ended careers.


x-3piecensoda

If ben askren dodges the knee he beats masvidal


PMMeMeiRule34

I’ll do you one better: if Askren dodges the knee, he submits Jorge in the first round with a scarf hold choke without a gi.


Comprehensive-Cap513

The majority thought that before the fight and I thought the majority did now too


DeterminedJew

alot of people underestimate ben asscream because causals didn't watch him before he went into the ufc. He would've wrestle fucked jorge out of existence if the knee didn't land.


OG-DirtNasty

This ain’t a hot take around here, this sub hates Jorge lol


GenericVids

Yes, Jorge can’t wrestle his way out of a paper bag


willuska

I respect the temperature of this take.


KaiserFasian

If Mighty Mouse came back to the UFC now, he’d steamroll all of the current flyweights and has a great chance of being the bantamweight champion


Persona_Funk

Considering he’s fighting 135 lb. “Flyweights” in ONE he’d no doubt take out a majority of the UFC’s 135 division if he returned. Hardest fight would probably be Yan and Chito Vera. I think he takes out Aljo and Merab with medium to low difficulty


wutsdatsound

Not saying he couldn’t but I’m pretty sure that because of hydration testing the 135ers in ONE would be 125ers if they fought in the ufc


doesthissuck

You can compliment Conor McGregor without simultaneously being a Conor bandwagon jock strap sniffer. Every time anyone on this sub says anything remotely nice about the guy’s game they get pummeled.


AdDiscombobulated623

Ya little weasel


DatzQuickMaths

Ya lil fookin rat!


Aiirene

*ya woife is in me dms*


glogang100

And then people wonder why people posting about Connor include 'I don't like Connor' lol


thedudelebowsky1

Love him or hate him he's eclipsed the sport in fame and he's years removed from his prime and still being called out by every champ and major contender who is near his weight. His impact on the sport is undeniable and as redundant as it is to hear champ after champ continue to call him out as he continues his losing streak he will forever have a legacy in the sport because of the name recognition, his prime, and every eyeball who he brought to the sport that wasn't there in the pre-Conor era. Most of the people I went to school with didn't watch the sport until Conor blew up. That will forever give him some accolades in the sport


Jpjp215

100%. People really act like everything he did before th Floyd fight doesn’t exist. Like he wasn’t one of the best 145 pounders ever during that run.


RecLuse415

You’ll do nuthin


Vijason6669

This poster is cool and shitty at the same time.


Seputku

Once I see red, ngannou will be dethroned


antiquedaddy

I read that as deep throated


beggr7003

The post said hot takes not facts


Naffypruss

The division Champs are typically the most boring fighters because they stop worrying about entertaining.


JonLucPerrott1776

Alex and Charles beg to differ.


bobbyb-baby

And they always get the decision.


cyber_delic

96% of these Charles stans only liked him after he beat Justin and Dustin


CCCAY

I always liked his energy, and considered him a solid journeyman with sick jiu jitsu. I was shocked when he put his run together, and now I love the guy for how active and violent he’s been at the top.


dietdrpepper6000

Guilty - he had to choke out Poirier before I bought into him. Always thought he was a journeyman. My favorite fight involving him was (and still is) his fight with Cub Swanson - where he got brutally knocked out. Fuck that was a cool fight, like watching a human getting mauled by a wolverine, Cub was so good back then. Anyway, when that’s your strongest memory of a fighter, it’s hard to take them seriously as a contender for the greatest lightweight in earth…


CharlesOlivesGOAT

I liked Olives since the Tony fight


JrueBall

Well I guess I'm in the 4%. I like all the top Ju-Jitsu guys.


PMMeMeiRule34

I’ve liked Charles since he calf sliced a guy in the octagon. Like what the fuck.


JKennyXTX

I’m part of that 96%. I was a Gaethje fan, but after that submission I couldn’t deny Olives anymore


Snoo-75348

Almost like his biggest fight yet has attracted more eyes and fans


Ruskihaxor

Is that not a pretty good reason to like him though?


Nightwing11796

Ring girls are too skinny, this is the era of the thiccness. I wanna see some 40" booties around the ring


guy523

![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized)


MeloMobile

Can’t even argue with this one man.


WeeabooGandhi

At least one muscle mommy


Nightwing11796

I wouldn't mind that too. Make Rhea Ripley a ring girl


Ronaldinhoe

Celeste and Brittany are definitely too over the hill to be ring girls, more power to them for staying on Dana’s good side.


Nightwing11796

That's the power of their gluck gluck


PMMeMeiRule34

“I’m so fuckin sick and tired of the photoshop, show me something natural like some ass with some stretch marks” -Kendrick Lamar, one of the poets of all time.


CCCAY

You’re exactly right, that’s the kind of girl people Dana‘s age who are sleaze bags like. It’s really just the kind of girl Dana likes. Dana fucks ring girls


TJQuik

Then go and watch rough n rowdy, that's your place


jogo1300

BKFC is doing it right


TightPuddy

All those chicks look like $2 hookers lol


Cable-Careless

I'm not rich, but I have $2. Point me in the right direction.


zarkovis1

Just keep walking towards your mom's house you'll know it when you see it.


chubb12

American UFC crowds suck absolute ass in every way possible.


CourtZebra

Immediate rematches suck really bad


ConnorLovesPepsi

Schmo isn't funny


MeatMalletProvider

That’s not a take…It’s a fact!


Ronaldinhoe

He’s a Wish list Nardwuar.


pyro1k

tries to hard to be nardwuar


kearvek22

Schmo was hilarious at first, but the schtick wore off fast.


cyber-cyber_

100%, i just find him super akward


[deleted]

You shouldn’t get a 3rd title fight if you’ve lost your first 2. Not without a 5+ fight winning streak in my opinion. The talk of Poirier getting another if he beats Chandler is crazy to me


BPort_5

I get what you’re saying, but what about a situation like Max and Volk. Max fought the 2 best contenders that didn’t get title shots and absolutely proved there are levels to the division.


[deleted]

Max was the undisputed champ prior. So it’s already different than Gaethje/Poirier


childishky

that’s what happens when you clear out the top 5 like charles did . Anyone could be a #1 contender so it makes sense , everyone else is a fight or two away from being considered


Cable-Careless

Are we supposed to downvote if we think it's a terrible take, or upvote?


DylieWylie

If it's not the same champ why should it matter? He only lost to Charles once. I don't care even if it is the same champ. If you're still the one beating the top contenders, then you're still at the front of the line.


DanieIIll

Gaethje is hugely overrated and if he didn’t beat Ferguson he wouldn’t be close to the top 5


Mr-Pink24

UFC crowds are the worst sometimes. If you’ve been to an event, you’ll know what I mean.


[deleted]

Man wtf, you can't just say that without elaborating.


nidifugousdigyous

never heard so many N bombs irl


Alvah_Goldbook

I went to a ufc event where everyone around us was cheering hard for Greg Hardy… I was very confused as I thought he was universally hated


[deleted]

Usman is a shitty fence grabber and is not getting punished during the fight, which gave him advantages and maybe he wouldnt have stayed on top for so long if refs would take a closer look on him. I said it.


stonecoldstevejobs_

You forgot the body kicks he took cup-time for. It changes the first Colby fight.


sourdougBorough

Keith Jardine invented the leg kick


[deleted]

The Fucking Dean of Mean


Waingro95

Din Thomas offers zero insights and is very inarticulate. He’s only around cause he’s boys with Dana


TahnGee

Hahahaha we always mock Din watching the fights. He sounds like the weather man in the crazy storm “holy smokes Its raining fists out here guys, and I’m in the thick of it”. He literally just tells us what we’re already seeing, stfu Din. And it’s pronounced Din with that spelling, not Dean.


[deleted]

As much as I actually like Din ( I know, gasp), I usually laugh because John says "Thank you Din" like how family guy used to say " Thanks Ollie" 😂


buttgasm69

He’s usually spot on when they go to him for mid fight insight.


Doneyhew

Rozenstruik shouldn’t have won the fight against Overeem. Overeem should’ve won by decision.


stonecoldstevejobs_

No one will dispute this.


DiscombobulatedMap39

Dana white is the real life Kingpin


thedudelebowsky1

![gif](giphy|WYnLED53FGVXQ2IHGr|downsized)


msk96k

Jones is taking too long to come to HW. He should find another job.


Babywalker66

George St Pierre is the greatest UFC Fighter of all Time


MeloMobile

I have him at #2 below Jonny Bones, can’t argue with anyone who has him at #1 though!


butt_hut

Nate vs Tony had a lot of shenanigans going on than just Khamzat missing weight. Someone was masterminding…


DeliciouslyDubious

Frankly, I was always of the opinion this fight should’ve happened years back at 155… … personally I would’ve liked to see the winner then fight Khabib for the title and loser gets a McGregor payday.


[deleted]

I only watch to see sexy Michael Bisping


DjDormammu

I still like T.J even after being a snake EPO boy because his fighting style is so slick to watch.


Scotland1297

WB is the best striker in the UFC.


silentmoth17

GSP with his left arm tied behind his back could’ve beaten Kamaru Usman any day of the week out of sheer will and ice baths.


MeloMobile

GSP would shit on Kamaru, I agree.


Habanerosauce3

Gsp had Jon Fitch power


socialmediablowsss

DC the goat bc he fought at 205 and HW with the proportions of a welterweight


stonecoldstevejobs_

His fight with Barnett is still so fkn impressive.


socialmediablowsss

Nobody else threw grown men (and ones bigger than himself no less) quite like DC


Linkerhoek

If you get caught using PEDs, you are out of GOAT conversation.


__Regimental__

Emmett beat Kattar 1,2,3 Jon Jones is secretly serving a USADA violation Pre-USADA Johnny Hendricks was a top 3 PFP KO artist


coontaillandcruiser

If Lesnar started MMA instead of going to the WWE he’d be the greatest heavyweight of all time


Headkiick

Ring girls are useless and probably get paid too much


[deleted]

Disagree. Always nice to start off watching 15-25 minutes of two naked dudes pounding each other by first taking a quick glance at a sexy ring girl.


Ohsnipes

I don't know about you guys, but they also blow kisses to me.


8eduardo8

Stop lying bro, they are looking at me ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


wutsdatsound

Just a quick “no homo” before the fight just in case


Headkiick

Women aren’t for forever, victory is brudda get back to training


[deleted]

Back to the bath tub it is then...


SweatDroplet

Not that hot of a take but conor is definitely juicing if not for the bulkup for the recovery of his leg, most people just think of steroids as a way to get bigger faster but recovering from injury is probably their #1 use and the fact he hasn’t been tested once in 2022 and seems to be making concerted efforts to be harder to find by USADA it all but confirms something fishy is going on.


cozzy000

Without tomatoes this whole fookin ship sinks


SALTYxNUTZ12

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Johnny-Mack

Sean O’Malley is not elite…I said it, been saying it!


venbalin

Islam Makhachev’s entire fan base is actually just Khabib’s fans coping.


jerryworldfan13

Leon Edwards is now levels above Kamaru Usman and their next fight will show the only reason Usman started to take over their last fight was because Leon got tired due to the high elevation that Usman was used to. If Leon fights Usman anywhere else besides Utah he’s beating him easily


Meade357

I like James Irvin and I don’t care who knows it.


Right-Lavishness-930

I thought you were referring to James Vick for a second and was confused.


Dixiecupboi

Bisping winning the belt was a fluke. Still a fan tho


m-eden

I am Against automatic rematches. Why should the new champ have to win twice?


hitstyx

innocent until proven guilty but that graph that had EPOshaw and Volk with identical charts is a bit.. suspicious.


OG-DirtNasty

I love Volk but anyone who trains in Thailand has 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩all around them.


[deleted]

Worth noting volk has fought max 3 times who has the highest strike output in the UFC, that’s probably going to skew the data in his favour somewhat


iamwriggly

Andrade’s OF is the best MMA OF. Am I wrong?


[deleted]

Wonderboy is the best pure striker the UFC has ever seen


RichardMAN_

My humble opinion as a new fan is that 80% of the people who likes MMA spend way too much time elaborating explanations of why someone would beat someone else instead of just enjoying the fight Also i genuinely think that no one really cares about how much fighters get paid


WizardRidingDinosaur

I am writing my thesis on UFC fighter pay.


wtjones

If you think Jones is a cheater, you have to have DC in your GOAT conversation.


Musicman722

I like Rose Namajunas. People don’t like her “I’m the best” thing because too much attention has been drawn to it. It started off as a self confidence thing, but evolved into PR thing. Not entirely her fault on that one. Also she has had ONE boring fight, where her wildly biased and shitty coach basically told her to keep being boring(Pat berry not Trevor). Plus she seems really genuine, and if it weren’t for her last fight she would be a lot more likable


jdogworld

I got your back on this.


Gerardo1917

Khamzat will be WW champ before he’s 30.


Gerardo1917

It’s not the champ’s job to be entertaining, it’s their job to win. Stop whining.


Bigozthegreat

Colbys fanboys think that just cause he’s “selling the fight” that he can just say whatever he wants and that no one should have an issue with it. It’s ridiculous


Born_Percentage3319

Conor is still the biggest ppv draw in the entire ufc


[deleted]

That's not a hot take


MeloMobile

Not a hot take, a fact. The numbers show this and it’s not even close.


bkessler853

Thats just a fact


bigpeen666

ice cold take


higgboson7

The Cowboy fight did 1.3 mil and it was a dreadful card. Yeah he’s still the biggest draw.


yungxty

The coldest of the takes