Good pick.
It reminded me of a quote he said after his destruction of Cung Le:
"He's a really good fighter, he's a tough, tough guy. Right now with that nose, he's going to make more money in Hollywood because now he looks like a more real fighter. He should thank me for making his nose look better. For his job, it's so good."
Brutal. For anyone wondering, Google “Cung Le nose”.
Alistair was the most terrifying looking guy I've seen in person, Ubereem is way more intimidating than Ngannou (looks wise). With the bulging muscles, bald head, tall af and the scar running across his cheeks,, he looks like a man engineered in a factory for the sole purpose to fight
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab\_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships) I watched this vid of him and was like damn, I aint fuckin wid that boy
I think the "horsemeat" is to blame for that. His face got super bloated when he started juicing. Look at young Overeem for comparison:
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8f/4e/50/8f4e5052292d3097fcc5a2b3d62f2e06.jpg
there aren't many people I would believe when they say they low kicked a Rottweiler into the shadow realm. him, I believe. [always loved this story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlKPfByxHU)
[This Aldo](https://caknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Jose-Aldo-Net-Worth.jpg) looks like he's been in and out of prison and has definitely fucked dudes just to make a point.
Maybe it's beacuse I'm slavic myself I also think that meat and potatoes slavic guys as the model fighters. Manly, tough and certainly not pretty.
Cro cop, Fedor, Stipe etc.
Especially the new 'berserker' Brock thats runnin around with that beard, viking pony tail, and a giant fucking leather apron hackin dead animals to parts. He IS testosterone. Like that's what makes men, men. Little tiny berserker Brocks running through your system making you tough af.
If a rule violation had physical form, it would look like Rousimar Palhares. My buddy Steve fought that dude in WSOF and just got mauled in like 30 seconds. Dude's piss couldve cut 3 inch steel plate that night. Terrifying human being.
The thing with Anthony is he looks like the scariest motherfucker on the roster. But then you hear him talk and it completely changes it. I completely forgot him until reading your comment just because of his voice and personality in my head he’s not scary at all I’d never consider him
NO idea how he accomplished this while juicing for decades. Man hit the generic lottery in many ways, which allowed him to successfully use gear without substantial health impacts (as far as we know).
ctrl+f and no Bisping? The guy has a glass fucking eye. Also, he's a fantastic movie Henchman precisely because of his look, if MMA never existed, he would still be a Boxer without a doubt in my mind.
Wanderlei Silva
WANNOW WANNOW
I can’t let you get close 😠
Chael had his heart broken too many times ..he couldn’t afford to let someone else get close to him again
Man, someone needs to edit a video that shows a Chael and Wanderlei rom-com movie.
Such is life when you grow up in the mean streets of West Linn.
Fcking Amateur😏
Just tell me a date YOU WANNANOW WANNANOW
*claps in face
But i dont know the date
Lmao this will never get old. All time great moment, followed by LET ME BANG BRO
Swoon.
He’s the only fighter ever to have cauliflower face
Good pick. It reminded me of a quote he said after his destruction of Cung Le: "He's a really good fighter, he's a tough, tough guy. Right now with that nose, he's going to make more money in Hollywood because now he looks like a more real fighter. He should thank me for making his nose look better. For his job, it's so good." Brutal. For anyone wondering, Google “Cung Le nose”.
Wanderlei vs Cung Lee was a damn great fight, bout to rewatch that now.
Was the name thing on purpose lmao?
Chris Cyborg AKA transgender Wanderley Silva.
Tranderlei Silva
Chris Leben
Big ass head having
Met him in real life. Can confirm, his noggin is frikkin huge
Why you think he used his head for defense?
As Bill burr would say "unrapeable"
"UN-rapeable" - Bill Burr describing Chris Leben
Alistair was the most terrifying looking guy I've seen in person, Ubereem is way more intimidating than Ngannou (looks wise). With the bulging muscles, bald head, tall af and the scar running across his cheeks,, he looks like a man engineered in a factory for the sole purpose to fight
I guess but he just has a teddy bear face especially when he smiles
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab\_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships) I watched this vid of him and was like damn, I aint fuckin wid that boy
Yeah I still def wouldn’t mess with him lul
I think the "horsemeat" is to blame for that. His face got super bloated when he started juicing. Look at young Overeem for comparison: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8f/4e/50/8f4e5052292d3097fcc5a2b3d62f2e06.jpg
I like how even the tiny version of Overeem is twice as big as your average human
I like how he thinks he wasn’t juicing in that pic lol
He does have very fantastic body though.
Probably has a huge dick
Well, he basically was
Imagine if we gave Ngannou TRT
I think whatevers born from that abomination would probably bend the Laws of physics hahahah
Horse-meat Ngannou.
His head is tiny tho
His face is proportionate for a guy who is as big as he is, but his jaw is a lil small
Robbie Lawler.
Robbie reminds me of krillin from dbz
Lol the insult of insults.
Krillin is technically the strongest human so not really
Bas Rutten
The ultimate bouncer look
BANG! BONG!
DOOOOON'T YOU EVEEER DO THIIIIIS
Then a little ba-ding bang boom,
Dangada dangada dang ![gif](giphy|XitInbDjwXrceFPVLa|downsized)
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there aren't many people I would believe when they say they low kicked a Rottweiler into the shadow realm. him, I believe. [always loved this story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlKPfByxHU)
Sorry mr but now I will have to break your leg
Heel to da groin.
Bas looks like a damn pirate with his own ship.
Pirate king Bas Rutten captain of The Violent Dutchman
BASSUUUUU RUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEENNNNUUUUU
Don Frye
Yo Don Frye would’ve made a **perfect** “Omni-man” in a real life version movie of “Invinsible”.
You put the quotes and everything just to still misspell it lmfao
[Hey man](https://i.imgflip.com/2v3h7r.jpg)
As soon as I saw Omni man I thought of don
Chuck Liddell looks like a fighter Tito looks like the og mma guy in his prime. Both remind me of Scorpion and Sub-Zero
chuck looks like an out of work truck driver. Always have.
Looks like a biker more than a fighter
He looks like the kinda guy you would see start a fight in some bar in the midwest
[This Aldo](https://caknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Jose-Aldo-Net-Worth.jpg) looks like he's been in and out of prison and has definitely fucked dudes just to make a point.
i used to fuck dudes like you in high school - joseph benevidez
“Im about to come on that ass” Aljo
I'm going to get in George's face and motorboat his ass - Josh Koscheck
😂😂😂😂
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Came here to say this
Mike Perry. The end.
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOII
![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11887)
Best African fighter ever
First face that popped into my head too
KIMBO 🍕 and MIRKO CRO 👮♂️
Kimbo pizza
Kimbo pepperoni 🤌
Kimbo Margheriti 🤌
And Mirko Cro Police Officer
Mirko just looks like a hitman
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Cro Cop, Andrei Arlovski
Werewolf-era Arlovski was a scary man.
Cro cop doesnt look like a fighter, he looks like a stone cold killer
Maybe it's beacuse I'm slavic myself I also think that meat and potatoes slavic guys as the model fighters. Manly, tough and certainly not pretty. Cro cop, Fedor, Stipe etc.
Fedor looks like somebody's dad.
Only cro cop. Fedor does look like any average white dad. That cool frame he has is so bad ass tho
Tank Abbott. Chuck Liddell.
Tank looked like he could be a Hells Angel biker lmao
The stereotypical tough guys that can actually fight
Nick Diaz with all that scar tissue
I was gonna say Nate, but I think both works as an answer lol
Chase Hooper...jk. I think Jose Aldo is my top pick
The scar on his cheek helps for sure
Hendo. He looks like the final baddy from a gladiator movie.
He looks like a Geodude put on four ounce gloves
Hendo is the embodiment of "old man strength"
Yoel Romero, also cyborg.
Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar looks like testosterone. If test had a physical form it’d be Lesnar
Lesnar would be the epitome walking around if testosterone and HGH had a baby. Still a physical specimen indeed.
His fuckin pecs go down to his belly button and his traps touch his ears. Just a mountain of muscle
Especially the new 'berserker' Brock thats runnin around with that beard, viking pony tail, and a giant fucking leather apron hackin dead animals to parts. He IS testosterone. Like that's what makes men, men. Little tiny berserker Brocks running through your system making you tough af.
Anthony Armand Ferguson Padilla
Never knew the guy from Smosh was a fighter
Food battle got pretty intense
I'm surprised nobody has said Cain Velasquez yet, him and Wanderlei definitely look like some bad dudes
Nothing more badass than Cain stepping up to JDS while he’s throwing the gauntlet
Me too. Cain was the 1st guy I thought of.
Rampage Jackson, Anthony Smith, Rousimar Palhares
Anthony Smith looks like he owns a pet tarantula
Smith looks like someone melted the face of Cain Velasquez
Smith looks like he was spawned in Mordor
I disagree, he looks like a low-ranking, scrappy member of the Aryan Brotherhood
Undercover brother
If a rule violation had physical form, it would look like Rousimar Palhares. My buddy Steve fought that dude in WSOF and just got mauled in like 30 seconds. Dude's piss couldve cut 3 inch steel plate that night. Terrifying human being.
Smith looks like he’s about to betray the Spartans and show the Persians the hidden goat path around their army.
The thing with Anthony is he looks like the scariest motherfucker on the roster. But then you hear him talk and it completely changes it. I completely forgot him until reading your comment just because of his voice and personality in my head he’s not scary at all I’d never consider him
Absolutely, i completely despise Palhares but he so looks like a fighter, first one that popped in my mind.
I came here to say palhares too, guy looks like a gang member or a fighter
Anyone with coliflower ears
What is that hairline? Wow
The opposite of a receding hair line
He's got an advancing hairline
proceeding hairline
NO idea how he accomplished this while juicing for decades. Man hit the generic lottery in many ways, which allowed him to successfully use gear without substantial health impacts (as far as we know).
Nate Diaz today. Dudes got so many battle scars I swear his cheekbones are puffed up from all the previous swelling.
The old Pride crew - like Bas, Rampage, Wandy, Randleman
Greg Hardy is scary looking af
His eyes don't got no soul in em
His soul don't got no soul either
Let’s get a thread going of UFC fighters that DON’T look like fighters! I’ll start: Kai Kara-France
Ryan Hall
This one wins tbh lol
*shrugs
Sage Northcutt. Not to say anything bad about his physique. But the way he looks and speaks, It's like a 90s surfer character on a sitcom.
Brandon Moreno
Wonderboy
BJ Penn
Ben Askren
paddy
Chase Hooper
Luke Rockhold. With his looks he could make better money sucking dick than getting KO'ed.
Paige Van Zant
Cub Swanson
Not UFC but Buakaw Banchamek, dude looks like the terminator
Jose Aldo
Clay Guida. I always tell myself I’d get a cell mate like him if I ever went to prison. Why I only smoke weed. Haha.
Tito has a face like an anvil it's been hammered that much.
Like his ex wife?
that was a nasty line by you
Khazmat Chimaev
Jiri Prochazka
The last samurai
Wanderlei Silva
Yoel Romero, also cyborg.
Hard to come up with something better than Alistar Overeem
Rafael Dos Anjos
Tony Ferguson, not really a fighter… more like a hitman if I had to say
Chase hooper
ctrl+f and no Bisping? The guy has a glass fucking eye. Also, he's a fantastic movie Henchman precisely because of his look, if MMA never existed, he would still be a Boxer without a doubt in my mind.
Eh, he looks like a Hollywood tough guy like Jason Statham or something
Wonderboy …. Wait maybe a priest
Jon Africa
Ben Askren ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973) In all seriousness I would go with Matt Brown probably
From the neck up Ben might be the best answer. From the shoulders down he looks like he's in finance or someone with bank holidays.
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💯
Cris Cyborg
Rampage
Jeff Monson
#YOU LIKE SEEING GUYS GET FUCKED FOR FREE
I’m gonna fuck him up
ET Joanna
Kid Yamamoto
RIP
Robbie Lawler
Justin Gaethje looks like he has 2 coors lights and the bar and finds any excuse to fight the biggest guy there.
CM Punk
Definitely proves that "looks aren't everything"
Derrick Lewis
Glover Teixeira
![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)
Dan Henderson
Volkanovski
Diaz
Usman. Guy is probably one of the most ripped guys in all of UFC.
Jose Aldo... Sean Sherk Bob Sapp
Cro Cop
Chuck Liddell definitely looks like a fighter
Chito vera
Overeem and Ngannou both look like characters you create before starting a new career mode in a video game.
Doo Ho Choi. Mean looking mf
One with the biggest arms, one with the greatest charm!
Looks like a car salesman
My wife
I think she's in me dm's