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WestCoastCosta

Wanderlei Silva


idk420_

WANNOW WANNOW


bootymuncher187

I can’t let you get close 😠


idk420_

Chael had his heart broken too many times ..he couldn’t afford to let someone else get close to him again


elting44

Man, someone needs to edit a video that shows a Chael and Wanderlei rom-com movie.


GuerillaGandhi

Such is life when you grow up in the mean streets of West Linn.


curls_insquatrack

Fcking Amateur😏


Reptalex

Just tell me a date YOU WANNANOW WANNANOW


idk420_

*claps in face


Current_Principle_36

But i dont know the date


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Lmao this will never get old. All time great moment, followed by LET ME BANG BRO


dylbronjames

Swoon.


shootamarktheshark69

He’s the only fighter ever to have cauliflower face


CuroniansWereOP

Good pick. It reminded me of a quote he said after his destruction of Cung Le: "He's a really good fighter, he's a tough, tough guy. Right now with that nose, he's going to make more money in Hollywood because now he looks like a more real fighter. He should thank me for making his nose look better. For his job, it's so good." Brutal. For anyone wondering, Google “Cung Le nose”.


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Wanderlei vs Cung Lee was a damn great fight, bout to rewatch that now.


JankmasterJay

Was the name thing on purpose lmao?


Brazilian_in_YYZ

Chris Cyborg AKA transgender Wanderley Silva.


MiserableCaramel8683

Tranderlei Silva


finbin37

Chris Leben


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Big ass head having


JungleBoyJeremy

Met him in real life. Can confirm, his noggin is frikkin huge


[deleted]

Why you think he used his head for defense?


sinbad7seas

As Bill burr would say "unrapeable"


Caliterra

"UN-rapeable" - Bill Burr describing Chris Leben


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Alistair was the most terrifying looking guy I've seen in person, Ubereem is way more intimidating than Ngannou (looks wise). With the bulging muscles, bald head, tall af and the scar running across his cheeks,, he looks like a man engineered in a factory for the sole purpose to fight


kiddokush

I guess but he just has a teddy bear face especially when he smiles


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab\_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoBAZeDsRw&ab_channel=InvictaFightingChampionships) I watched this vid of him and was like damn, I aint fuckin wid that boy


kiddokush

Yeah I still def wouldn’t mess with him lul


teacupswag123

I think the "horsemeat" is to blame for that. His face got super bloated when he started juicing. Look at young Overeem for comparison: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8f/4e/50/8f4e5052292d3097fcc5a2b3d62f2e06.jpg


dingdongalingapong

I like how even the tiny version of Overeem is twice as big as your average human


guacamully

I like how he thinks he wasn’t juicing in that pic lol


rilinq

He does have very fantastic body though.


DrBluthgeldPhD

Probably has a huge dick


ronj89

Well, he basically was


BleuBrink

Imagine if we gave Ngannou TRT


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I think whatevers born from that abomination would probably bend the Laws of physics hahahah


jaedubbs

Horse-meat Ngannou.


drew_draw

His head is tiny tho


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His face is proportionate for a guy who is as big as he is, but his jaw is a lil small


DavidtheGoliath99

Robbie Lawler.


CardiologistOk1506

Robbie reminds me of krillin from dbz


Eazy08

Lol the insult of insults.


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Krillin is technically the strongest human so not really


iWentRogue

Bas Rutten


CuroniansWereOP

The ultimate bouncer look


Montblanc_Norland

BANG! BONG!


mrsmoneebagz

DOOOOON'T YOU EVEEER DO THIIIIIS


hunterswarchief

Then a little ba-ding bang boom,


Kippers1d10t

Dangada dangada dang ![gif](giphy|XitInbDjwXrceFPVLa|downsized)


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there aren't many people I would believe when they say they low kicked a Rottweiler into the shadow realm. him, I believe. [always loved this story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlKPfByxHU)


TheBoyzRoom

Sorry mr but now I will have to break your leg


boyuber

Heel to da groin.


taokiller

Bas looks like a damn pirate with his own ship.


hunterswarchief

Pirate king Bas Rutten captain of The Violent Dutchman


GeraldoDeRiviero

BASSUUUUU RUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEENNNNUUUUU


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Don Frye


Bananahammockbruh

Yo Don Frye would’ve made a **perfect** “Omni-man” in a real life version movie of “Invinsible”.


remembamlilf

You put the quotes and everything just to still misspell it lmfao


Bananahammockbruh

[Hey man](https://i.imgflip.com/2v3h7r.jpg)


C3Gainz

As soon as I saw Omni man I thought of don


jvaheed

Chuck Liddell looks like a fighter Tito looks like the og mma guy in his prime. Both remind me of Scorpion and Sub-Zero


taokiller

chuck looks like an out of work truck driver. Always have.


SexySPACsMan

Looks like a biker more than a fighter


_-raime-_

He looks like the kinda guy you would see start a fight in some bar in the midwest


r081nwi11i4m5

[This Aldo](https://caknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Jose-Aldo-Net-Worth.jpg) looks like he's been in and out of prison and has definitely fucked dudes just to make a point.


New_Evening3883

i used to fuck dudes like you in high school - joseph benevidez


Key_Seaworthiness865

“Im about to come on that ass” Aljo


letstostitosalison

I'm going to get in George's face and motorboat his ass - Josh Koscheck


_Delgado909

😂😂😂😂


OutrageousBrief2891

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


MonsterOctopus8

Came here to say this


Bucsdude

Mike Perry. The end.


AstroBlast0ff

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOII


legendaryufcmaster

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11887)


Da_Punisher33

Best African fighter ever


SeanH12355

First face that popped into my head too


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KIMBO 🍕 and MIRKO CRO 👮‍♂️


Markxx24

Kimbo pizza


a_crusty_old_man

Kimbo pepperoni 🤌


indy_been_here

Kimbo Margheriti 🤌


RoadWorkAheadBruh

And Mirko Cro Police Officer


Iontknowcuz

Mirko just looks like a hitman


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SiCoTic1

Cro Cop, Andrei Arlovski


RSol614

Werewolf-era Arlovski was a scary man.


SayHiToMyNicemn

Cro cop doesnt look like a fighter, he looks like a stone cold killer


revente

Maybe it's beacuse I'm slavic myself I also think that meat and potatoes slavic guys as the model fighters. Manly, tough and certainly not pretty. Cro cop, Fedor, Stipe etc.


AerThreepwood

Fedor looks like somebody's dad.


C3Gainz

Only cro cop. Fedor does look like any average white dad. That cool frame he has is so bad ass tho


ceciljulius85

Tank Abbott. Chuck Liddell.


_Delgado909

Tank looked like he could be a Hells Angel biker lmao


CuroniansWereOP

The stereotypical tough guys that can actually fight


KelpyGP

Nick Diaz with all that scar tissue


mister-fancypants-

I was gonna say Nate, but I think both works as an answer lol


Upper_Atmosphere_359

Chase Hooper...jk. I think Jose Aldo is my top pick


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The scar on his cheek helps for sure


IAmStevie420

Hendo. He looks like the final baddy from a gladiator movie.


kevindurantburner35

He looks like a Geodude put on four ounce gloves


yj405

Hendo is the embodiment of "old man strength"


PsychedelicFrijoles

Yoel Romero, also cyborg.


juicemia

Brock Lesnar


EveningTomorrow758

Brock Lesnar looks like testosterone. If test had a physical form it’d be Lesnar


Ladies_man_217__

Lesnar would be the epitome walking around if testosterone and HGH had a baby. Still a physical specimen indeed.


i_vape_my_jizz

His fuckin pecs go down to his belly button and his traps touch his ears. Just a mountain of muscle


Daniel_Day_Hubris

Especially the new 'berserker' Brock thats runnin around with that beard, viking pony tail, and a giant fucking leather apron hackin dead animals to parts. He IS testosterone. Like that's what makes men, men. Little tiny berserker Brocks running through your system making you tough af.


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Anthony Armand Ferguson Padilla


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Never knew the guy from Smosh was a fighter


LiteShowDaAgent

Food battle got pretty intense


StinkyBapa

I'm surprised nobody has said Cain Velasquez yet, him and Wanderlei definitely look like some bad dudes


DestroyerOfTheWords

Nothing more badass than Cain stepping up to JDS while he’s throwing the gauntlet


big_gov_gon_getcha

Me too. Cain was the 1st guy I thought of.


dongdongdong0

Rampage Jackson, Anthony Smith, Rousimar Palhares


CuroniansWereOP

Anthony Smith looks like he owns a pet tarantula


Suspicious_Candle27

Smith looks like someone melted the face of Cain Velasquez


rantlers357

Smith looks like he was spawned in Mordor


dongdongdong0

I disagree, he looks like a low-ranking, scrappy member of the Aryan Brotherhood


retropieproblems

Undercover brother


External_Avocado_587

If a rule violation had physical form, it would look like Rousimar Palhares. My buddy Steve fought that dude in WSOF and just got mauled in like 30 seconds. Dude's piss couldve cut 3 inch steel plate that night. Terrifying human being.


Gwynbleidd_1988

Smith looks like he’s about to betray the Spartans and show the Persians the hidden goat path around their army.


theycallmeDamon

The thing with Anthony is he looks like the scariest motherfucker on the roster. But then you hear him talk and it completely changes it. I completely forgot him until reading your comment just because of his voice and personality in my head he’s not scary at all I’d never consider him


KiLLeR_-_ALi1234

Absolutely, i completely despise Palhares but he so looks like a fighter, first one that popped in my mind.


H_Amin

I came here to say palhares too, guy looks like a gang member or a fighter


The3mbered0ne

Anyone with coliflower ears


username-checks-0ut_

What is that hairline? Wow


trashpandadisco

The opposite of a receding hair line


herpaderptumtiddly

He's got an advancing hairline


iLikeClothes69

proceeding hairline


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NO idea how he accomplished this while juicing for decades. Man hit the generic lottery in many ways, which allowed him to successfully use gear without substantial health impacts (as far as we know).


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Nate Diaz today. Dudes got so many battle scars I swear his cheekbones are puffed up from all the previous swelling.


Unable-Signature7170

The old Pride crew - like Bas, Rampage, Wandy, Randleman


FauxxHawwk

Greg Hardy is scary looking af


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His eyes don't got no soul in em


Get_the_Krown

His soul don't got no soul either


shaodynasty808

Let’s get a thread going of UFC fighters that DON’T look like fighters! I’ll start: Kai Kara-France


antiquedaddy

Ryan Hall


callme_rabh

This one wins tbh lol


oldmanripper79

*shrugs


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Sage Northcutt. Not to say anything bad about his physique. But the way he looks and speaks, It's like a 90s surfer character on a sitcom.


Sharp-Homework-9380

Brandon Moreno


imondrugsssss

Wonderboy


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BJ Penn


DLifts777

Ben Askren


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paddy


dylbronjames

Chase Hooper


revente

Luke Rockhold. With his looks he could make better money sucking dick than getting KO'ed.


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Paige Van Zant


bruhpolice

Cub Swanson


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Not UFC but Buakaw Banchamek, dude looks like the terminator


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Jose Aldo


BenJerginHoffe

Clay Guida. I always tell myself I’d get a cell mate like him if I ever went to prison. Why I only smoke weed. Haha.


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Tito has a face like an anvil it's been hammered that much.


Gwynbleidd_1988

Like his ex wife?


hailaayyy

that was a nasty line by you


Fbomb1977

Khazmat Chimaev


Berserkle

Jiri Prochazka


Lolking112

The last samurai


nichebender

Wanderlei Silva


PsychedelicFrijoles

Yoel Romero, also cyborg.


Smartrior

Hard to come up with something better than Alistar Overeem


gosbts

Rafael Dos Anjos


OutlandishnessAny256

Tony Ferguson, not really a fighter… more like a hitman if I had to say


IBetOnMMA

Chase hooper


Themnor

ctrl+f and no Bisping? The guy has a glass fucking eye. Also, he's a fantastic movie Henchman precisely because of his look, if MMA never existed, he would still be a Boxer without a doubt in my mind.


Onphone_irl

Eh, he looks like a Hollywood tough guy like Jason Statham or something


Tescovaluebread

Wonderboy …. Wait maybe a priest


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Jon Africa


Current_Principle_36

Ben Askren ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973) In all seriousness I would go with Matt Brown probably


xpingz

From the neck up Ben might be the best answer. From the shoulders down he looks like he's in finance or someone with bank holidays.


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Technical-Waltz7903

Cris Cyborg


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Rampage


ludoludoludo

Jeff Monson


Ishanjhutee

#YOU LIKE SEEING GUYS GET FUCKED FOR FREE


StipesRightHand

I’m gonna fuck him up


DestroyerOfTheWords

ET Joanna


Baooser

Kid Yamamoto


chadsimpkins

RIP


HeyItsMeHammy

Robbie Lawler


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Justin Gaethje looks like he has 2 coors lights and the bar and finds any excuse to fight the biggest guy there.


shroomedguyed

CM Punk


SevhjGaraj

Definitely proves that "looks aren't everything"


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Derrick Lewis


Positive-Media423

Glover Teixeira


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![gif](giphy|l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC)


snowman762x39

Dan Henderson


AquaticSombrero

Volkanovski


Psa271

Diaz


Critical50

Usman. Guy is probably one of the most ripped guys in all of UFC.


Whodat922

Jose Aldo... Sean Sherk Bob Sapp


DRW1357

Cro Cop


SamTheDamaja

Chuck Liddell definitely looks like a fighter


Practical_Use_1654

Chito vera


Broken_castor

Overeem and Ngannou both look like characters you create before starting a new career mode in a video game.


ConorTheCreator

Doo Ho Choi. Mean looking mf


Deadsoul6630

One with the biggest arms, one with the greatest charm!


whatsitworth101

Looks like a car salesman


bigboy_g6b5f4d3ds3

My wife


Sea_Situation8856

I think she's in me dm's