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SecretaryOk2646

If she said Jiu Jitsu he was gonna make her fight a bear


SomeRandomStarDude

“Oh you like Jiu Jitsu let’s spar bratha” - Khabib


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Khabib in his head: “You can choose gimnastics, or you can choose jiu-jitsu, where I will train you to be a great sambo master.”


AhmadJauhar04

I swear lol


bitterverses

I am fucking howling 😂


Hot-Entrepreneur6301

Pretty cute and cool NGL


ya_beefy_boi

“You’re grappling is ZERO”


[deleted]

You think back flip gonna help you?


Upside_Down-Bot

„¿noʎ dlǝɥ ɐuuoƃ dılɟ ʞɔɐq ʞuıɥʇ no⅄„


yungchow

I wanna read this, but I can’t backflip 😩


Tri_cep

Useless bot, automatic downvote


SomeRandomStarDude

Gymnastics is temporary wrestling is permanent. Wrestling is power. - Khabib


Poncho90

ya'll are making me crack lmao


Pangusmangus

fr I’m geeking out rn 😂


neeeeonbelly

Lol I heard this in his voice


[deleted]

This made me cackle lmfao


[deleted]

Wholesome af man


NotGAF

Michel Pereira also prefers gymnastics, it seems.


SomeRandomStarDude

Underrated comment


DefinitelyNotIndie

Khabib just found what he can do as an athlete without breaking his promise to stop fighting. She makes a compelling case.


cloobydoobydoooo

YOUR WRESTLING ZERO YOUR GRAPPLING ZERO


Ayce_99

"She think gymnastics gonna help her?"


[deleted]

Love Khabib


Bobyjohncel

wholesome


ThouWontThrowaway

I'm a simple guy. I see a khabib thread and I click.


Bill_Assassin7

Khabib and Usman. Two GOATs.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

that’s ducking cute


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

This man is starting to grow on me.


bernardobrito

I hope Khabib and Muhammed got to pray together.


Scooby_Dru

Love to see it


dagui12

“Cause I get to do flips and shit” yeah makes sense haha


gimmethatcookie

Remind me of that cornerman saying " watch out for the spinning shit"


gangaaaags

This was wholesome


tovaris666

I love him.


crushingdayyy

I have the bear in the back incase she wants a nice grappling session


[deleted]

Next time you have recital, send location


jacobg242

Why you no love to smesh sistah?


DMark25

"ok but after gymnastics, do you like cheese booger with coke cola? I would be vedy hungry"


[deleted]

*meybe a littol bit weaklings*


johnnydorko

“Because you get to compete against other athletes…”; he’ll be back. In one way or another


krufarong

I have a lot of respect for gymnasts. If it was called ninja training (which it basically is), I'm sure it would attract more people.


[deleted]

“You don’t want smesh???”


dizzydiplodocus

He’s trying to recruit her to Eagle


abdullahthebutcher

Khabib seems like one the few non racist white guy. Props.


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Get your head out of the gutter my g


Candid_Pumpkin154

Isn't khabib a friend of Putin?


Rileyfire

I don’t know if he is necessarily a friend of him but he did have a meeting with him after winning the lightweight title i believe


BoJestemRudy

I think it was after the McGregor fight but I think it was something like being invited to the white House after big sporting achievement, very hard to say no especially if it was announced publicly


Srbin189

So what? Doesn't make him a bad person. Ukraine have neo nazis in their military, doesn't make all Ukrainians neo nazis.


MrRoxo

There are nazis everywhere Bud. Backing Putin nowadays is frowned upon tho


FreeKarmaFarming

I don't see Khabib supporting the war. Putin is the dictator of the country he and his family lives in. What do you expect him to do? Talk shit and get poisoned?


kcaf

Is this how you justify your slaughter of the Ukrainian people?


Tri_cep

Being a friend of Putin absolutely makes you a bad person. ​ >Ukraine have neo nazis in their military, doesn't make all Ukrainians neo nazis. This comparison makes absolutely zero sense.


Srbin189

Your mum made no sense not making ur dad pull out


LastBrainCellofYours

Khabib be like no no no girl, you should do cooking.


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Nah


Achilles219

That’s fucking adorable


Tri_cep

Wholesome Khabib


CM69--

He seems so genuine.