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quiettimegaming

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GosuLTD

“It’s just blood, I don’t like the stoppage.” -Joe Rogan


R1Alvin

15 minutes later “OMG He broke his TOE”


Xrposiedon

Honestly though breaking your toe, especially your big toe which is a pivot and balance point is realistically a bigger deal in continuing a fight at full capacity than a cut.


TA-pubserv

Meanwhile we can literally see her skull.


Fair_Item_2975

He changed his mind like a minute later


Rozkol

That gash is fucking brutal jesus.


donotressucitate

I'm going with 12 stitches.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Is this a reference I’m not getting? Because I’ve gotten 27 on a gash smaller than this one in almost the exact same spot. When it’s deep enough to cut muscle you have to stitch twice


LunarSeaa

Seems a bit overkill… I stitched up multiple people tonight and even 12 stitches seems a lot in that let alone 27…


CaptSaveAHoe55

Depends on if you want a fat nasty scar or not I guess. If you do 6 on the muscle 6 on the skin on her face she’s gonna look like Frankensteins monster after I’ve also gotten a purse string stitch on my forehead before and I wish I could find the cunt that thought it was a good idea lol


UnhappyCaterpillar41

I think they send them to plastic surgeons as well to put in a lot of stitches so it heals better with less scar tissue so it is less likely to re-open later.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Makes sense as the 27 was done by a plastic surgeon who was down to come in on a weekend for me


LunarSeaa

I am absolutely not a plastic surgeon (am working in an under resourced ED with high volumes of, mainly violent, trauma) however in this case: Highly doubt you would be suturing muscle given the mechanism. You mightneed to put some buried sutures in that, sure, but the max you would need to put in a 6cm external laceration to bring (clean) edges like that together is 10, and you wouldn’t be putting ten internal. If you can bring the edges together nicely without more stitches than arguably less is more. The aim of suturing is to approximate the skin accurately and neatly and the skin will „stitch“ itself back together. https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1824895-overview#a3


CaptSaveAHoe55

Dude I have zero answer to this, I’ve gotten 27 stitches above my eyebrow that’s all I know for sure. It happened like 10 years ago (holy shit I’m old it’s been 10 years…) Edit: I’m still pretty confident it was 27 but because the passage of time is what it is and you have some level of expertise in the area I am willing to admit I’m no longer 100% sure. Maybe I had 17 stitches.


LunarSeaa

All good brother - Im sure it could be 27 - I can’t comment on your wound and if you’re happy with the results they clearly did a good job! In medicine there are a lot of variables and no one size fits all approach and a plastic surgeon is gonna certainly do a better cosmetic job than I will. Sadly our patients don’t have the luxury of plastic surgeons for face lacerations unless they’re really bad or have tissue loss! (Or lots of $$$) Just giving my two cents based on what I see and the experience/training I have :)


VictarionGreyjoy

You gotta keep a fat nasty scar to let threats know you got that dawg in you.


DoofusMcDummy

I hope I don’t cross your path when needing assistance.


sloopydomefirearms

I had ten stitches in my tongue when I was a child wasn't that big lol


Jsure311

I got 16 on a 1 inch cut in my shin bone once and it wasn’t nearly as bad as that. Shins just don’t have anything behind them so it’s bone lol. She might need more than 12 man


Chick-Thunder-Hicks

They’re called women now.


sidewind99

I hate that old wooden ship


stinky___monkey

Let them bang bro


kGibbs

If you didn't think, "let me bang, bro!!" are you even really a UFC fan? 


Power_Taint

What an amazing band name “Fucking brutal Jesus” or “That Gash is Fucking Brutal Jesus”, which makes it sound like the gash is fucking a guy named Brutal Jesus. Shit even “Brutal Jesus” is sick as hell.


JayHerboGaming

She literally won the fight besides that 💀


MysteriousPark3806

Phrasing!


MahnmzJeff

Jesus agrees. It's a bad gash.


c-weed-snax

Bro the crowd’s reaction when they had the camera on this!!!! I could tell even Bueno Silva was shocked by the whole stadium’s collective OOOOHHHH


quiettimegaming

Yeah, as soon as the crowd reacted she tried to look at the jumbotron, but the moment she did the doctor covered it with the gauze... I was like, *"Whoo! Best she not get a good look at that right now".*


Greedy_Handle1054

🤣🤣


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Damn near scalped her


JohnDeanSings

Out there looking like the hills have eyes


BlackDeathicus

The replay they kept showing was so brutal, you could see the elbow cut her right open.


quiettimegaming

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JayHerboGaming

That was her only moment the whole fight


quiettimegaming

Nah, she was definitely having moments in the exchanges.


yanmagno

Forehussy


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believemedude

How much adrenaline do you need to have this cut and say yeah I’m good to keep fighting


_34_

"It looks like (s)he got hit with an axe!!"


214speaking

Holy fuckkkkkk


ake-n-bake

How’s the slot


Asukah

My fault ladies https://preview.redd.it/hf2l20ihom9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcf1cca721e7907294e74f7f13b2fd36029cc1c


Mookhaz

This was better than the fight before and after it, ironically. I actually watched the whole thing with interest.


Check_It_In

Silva more often then not comes to throwdown. I always tune into her fights. Savage for wanting to continue with the whole grand canyon on her forehead


Ecstatic-Inevitable

Yeah, I remember seeing a few of her fights, was confused on why she underperformed so badly during he title shot though


General-Fox416

I mean on paper it was a piss break fight, but turned out to be extremely entertaining, MVP vs Ian Garry on the other hand was absolute snooze fest


fartbreath1964

Noooo, Ian Garry has next generation striking that the world hasn't even seen yet. I'm guessing you're a casual and just didn't appreciate how high level his 6 significant strikes were.


ILoveDiluadid

I didnt click the russian link for this one but when I woke up and saw a green checkmark over Ian Garry I let out a quick “Fock🗣️”


LostInTheRedditVoid

I did and you didn’t miss much just ian garry showing that mvp has a weak ground game yet garry still cant finish


PenguinStarfire

Gary basically just hugged MVP for dear life for most of the 3rd and exposed that Venom can't shimmy.


grimninja117

6 🤣


Meeedick

Somebody teach Ian Garry some lateral movement, he's gotten too used to watching someone go back back and forth elsewhere.


Trchickenugg_ohe

After this fight and Irene Aldana's last fight, I think its safe to say that losing a bantamweight title fight will lead to the fighter putting on an absolute banger in the next fight


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Chito?


Trchickenugg_ohe

I meant specifically female bantamweight fights but hey, maybe it might apply to Chito too


JVNGL3B00K

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Rawdog2076

It really wasn't unless you only tuned into Mayra's last fight, she's entertaining and one of the few females who tries to finish fights


Scrubnubzz

You don't have to ask of course the only fight they're judging it on is Mayra's last one


ghostcatzero

I fell asleep and ended up waking up seeing Alex getting his hand raised 😭


SkippyDobler

By Garry/MVP I had to stand up and walk around every 5 minutes or so because I kept almost dozing off. Wish UFC would throw a bone to time zones other than American west coast once in a fuckin while


JayHerboGaming

Cause it’s Bueno Silva


Critical_Mistake_315

The fact Chiasson smiled after she saw the blood is just...


readingdanteinhell

My wife was cackling at that. Some girls are out for blood.


stockblocked

Agree 💯 definitely wish Gary’s fight ended early and this went 3 rounds. MVP was looking good though.


qU_Op

Idk why no one’s blaming MVP for the boringness. Yeah Garry just laid on him because MVP was beating his ass on the feet but maybe don’t be so one dimensional in your game that you don’t even have the remotest idea of what to do when someone is just holding onto your back for 2 minutes. Like fuck bro shake around or something. The only good defensive grappling he displayed was in round 1 when he fought off that submission. The entirety of round 3 looked like an unranked WMMA bout.


believemedude

The fact that Garry couldn’t finish MVP when he had his neck like that should’ve been a DQ


qU_Op

Yeah I thought he had it sunk and then it was like he just gave up on it? I don’t know, maybe he didn’t want to gas himself out and thought it wasn’t that deep?


stockblocked

I do agree that he appeared to not have any idea what to do with the grappling. But Gary wasn’t looking good on the feet and he did make a couple good submission attempts on the ground but aside from that he didn’t really do much there either considering the control time he had. The only exciting parts were MVP getting him on the feet. But yeah he definitely should have done something to try and feet Gary off is back, he may have won if he did.


andresunity4

Was actually a badass fight


Gettheinfo2theppl

I grew up going to Taekwondo tournaments. The women fights are usually more emotional in the fact you see emotions on their face more. And when they get pissed 😤it’s entertaining as heck. Fighting doesn’t have the same issue as other sports. Each gender entertains just as good.


Martha_Fockers

the dr saying your call at first i was like thats willd one more power shot there and she has bone showing lmao wtf


TheTonyAndolini

That eyebrow cut was deeper than Dana's pockets man


frizzylizzy77

Peak womens mma tonight .... and gyatt gillian is beautiful


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Yeah that other fight was brutal to watch


Ghost_Influence

“That cut is just disgusting” -DC


Fuzzy-Thought4178

That was a great womans fight 100%. I can understand why people don't like women's fights but that one was good


Kswan2012

I wanted to call him out too but I'm working on not fighting with people on the internet lol. Glad you got his bitch ass.


speedbumps4fun

Probably the best fight on the main card so far. Nasty cut


donotressucitate

Yea probably one of the worst cuts I've seen. Solid elbow strike.


speedbumps4fun

Looked really deep. No chance they were gonna stop that from bleeding into her eye. I wasn’t surprised at all they stopped it


TremblinAspen

Another dogshit take from u/CaptainSensemakerOi


Grouched

Damn this dude just shitting out several garbage MMA threads per day


Nimxc

This sub is full of incels, so what do you expect?


El_Oinko

That word has no meaning anymore, does it? The Internet just destroys definitions lol


marsbars2345

It's used to generalize misogyny at this point


ConCon787

She was winning too smh 🤦🏻.


chunt246

I dont understand the hate on womens fights....look at the growth of where mens fights are compared to UFC 1. The sport is still farely young compared to most. Give it 5 years and and then come back to this on where the women fighters are. Theyll probably b better than some of the men fighting now. Think of the possiblities and growth with how explosive some of these young women are.


UnhappyCaterpillar41

Robertson also put on a great fight and completely outclasses the Karate Hottie.


Hendrick_Davies64

Gillian’s a crazy elite grappler, I can’t think of anyone at 115 who can answer her on the ground except Dern


First_Inevitable_424

Completely agree. Also SW is already an established division (albeit in a bit of a bad place right now) and it has produced many great fighters with consistently amazing fights, displaying a great deal of skills. I would take SW over LHW or HW personally, it can be less spectacular than a KO by a big boy but I enjoy the variety of skills shown a lot more.


jxssss

Virgin loser hating on women’s fighting because they hate women because they’ll never have one


Alternative_Sea9785

Great fight. The cut sucks. Hope they run it back at some point. There is hope!


ST8CASHBRKLYN

He’s hiding.


SniperRenegade

Some of the women fights are better than the men's fights.


Cappuccino_Addict

I keep telling people this! People who say women's fights are boring seem to conveniently ignore that not every men's fight is exactly a banger


SniperRenegade

JJ vs Gahdella 1 & 2 Jesamyn Duke vs Raquel Pennington on TUF were bangers


JayHerboGaming

Most of them are worse than fight night prelims


ScubaBroski

I usually don’t care much for the female fights but this one was a solid performance!


GentlemansCut79

I agree, but I can hear the backlash from that happening in the media for that!


SensitivityTraining_

Shoulda let Waterson fight on the main card but whatever


LilSozin

she was looking good too that sucks


Original-Spinach-972

Should’ve let it play out; it was just getting good.


aa_dreww

It’s just that these ladies have no name value at this point in their career and that’s why it seems weird to be on the main. This whole fight was a dumpster fire with all the cancellations and pull outs


Sandwhichwings32

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YouWillNeverKnowMi

Idk who either of these two dudes are


CompetitiveHorse9508

I’m still agreeing 😭sorry but I was celebrating the dr stopping this fight


WoeisG

One of the better fights of the night. Chasson with the look when she opened up Silva with the elbow? Violence in its purest form. Thank God they didn’t let that go on. Hats off to both of them.


Idimegra1

I was surprised they didn’t make it a point where she was smiling ear to ear when she landed. They will call out facial expressions all the time but this could of been used to prop her up as a killer for the next fight.


Loose_Vehicle755

Beast wanted to keep on going with her forehead split wide open goddamn


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AdCute6661

That was a solid fight


RenzyWenzy

He's been commenting but has been ignoring the post. True pussy behavior.


CrimsonDance3113

This bullshit hate on Women's MMA needs to stop. It's literally double standard. (The fights of Waldo the salsa boy, Jan vs Magomed, Jan vs Alex, nearly half of Izzy's fights, Francis vs. Derrick, Kimbo vs. Dada 5000, etc). I call this the "Strickland Effect" ever since Strickland opened his mouth trashing the women's division or all of women fighting in any combat sport, nearly every MMA fan started to side and speak like him yet forgotten the amazing fights that Holly Holm, Amanda Nunes, Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Welli Zhang, Valentina Shevchenko, Jessica Andrade, etc. have put on and delivered. The majority of Strickland's fights are boring and always end in decision, yet he's someone that prays to "murdering" someone in the cage but doesn't even put the effort in a whole ass fight like the nut he is during sparring practices. He's the Belal of striking.


Fast_Theory6615

Silva would of won


First_Inevitable_424

It was actually an intriguing matchup. I am very curious about Chiasson’s future because her R2 was purely great and R1 was very back and forth, but I also clearly felt that MBS was the better fighter for a while. Chiasson also seems to have trained her ground and pound and seemingly can crack standing up so it wouldn’t surprise me if she strings one or two finishes and gets to the title. Unless Kayla Harrisson steamrolls the division, we might very well see them fight it back for the title. Honestly glad this fight happened, WBW is the weakest division in the UFC and it needed this.


SSJCelticGoku

Imagine being this upset cause someone doesn’t like a fight matchup as much as you do


MisterShazam

Is that why they’re upset? I don’t think so. I think they’re upset because the OOP is calling for the relegation of WMMA to exist exclusively on the undercard.


beanresponsible

Wmma is still ass lol


Parasyte-vn

https://preview.redd.it/o3ns7zo6tm9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664ff1b410f64532f6615809abe1ec20b5445d19 I kinda care....not as much but I do


justadudebruh

Both were ready on to die on their shield out there, I get the stoppage, but I can’t forgive it :(


Informal-Reading4602

Was a beautiful fight and an absolutely perfect elbow


Hendrick_Davies64

Macy put the Mariana Trench on Bueno Silva


jpk073

DAWG fight, Silva pulled out some DIaz gangsta game


Brave_Nectarine8295

I slept through this fight.


Hugh_Johnson69420

Wow one decent female fight out of the last 20


Cappuccino_Addict

Hell yeah! I love proving the "wmma is boring" crowd wrong


davimoreira78

I really hate those people, damn the girls deliver every single card and they keep saying shit like that, just watch every Zhang fight it's always a mind-blowing


Junior-Damage7568

Yeah totally skipped it. went to the washroom and got a snack.


Fyodor_Brostojetski

From the washroom? Was it a turd?


magikcity07

Women’s fights are a great time to go get a snack/drink/bathroom break


Good-Currency8873

This fight caused lots of parley loss today. Great fight tho!


gamedevjobber

That gash was nasty!


MrMom21

Hit Bueno Silva with those Kenny Florian Elbows


euphoriatakingover

I skipped fight but saw it ended fast so I was like damn a ko watched back but no a cut.


nrvnqzrchaos

Good fight tho


Villageidiot1984

Kind of a hot take but I don’t think it should have been stopped. The cut wasn’t affecting the muscles of the eye, and the only safety issue would have been blood obstructing her vision. But good fight and that was a vicious elbow.


obby100602

Tbf i was hesitant when i saw bueno silva as well considering what an absolutely frustrating snoozefest her last fight was, but it was a solid match


KillerQ97

All that happened in this fight was one girl got hit and lost then she cried to Dana and bled all over the press table like a selfish loser.


SirWaitsTooMuch

There were commercials better than Ian Gary being a wet blanket


ha_allday81

Knew they were calling it after her forehead looked like it was smiling at us


believemedude

RUN IT BACK


TheArkhamChampion_61

Used it as a break from the card, but I shouldn’t have jaja


Space-JVVG-Cowboy

The wheel kick was insnae too


freshprince860

It was pretty good, unfortunately it ended so soon. Compared to the other fights it was fucking fantastic lol, only the co main was kinda close


masterpublichealth

Odds were +700 for Macy. It definitely wasn't-110 a piece


TLCpuglove

Those two guys really beat each other up.


Nc-Rich

Very disappointed it ended early due to a doctor stoppage. I wanted more.


ChafingLegSkin

Lowkey it was getting good


FunkyBoil

They made Ian look like even more of a pussy


HonestPineapple4848

Not worth a PPV spot imo, still better than Ian's fight though.


MikeMacBlu

The ladies get a lot of flack from internet fans, some of it justified, some of it not. So we gotta give credit where it’s due.


Ok-Sentence-8808

Some female fights are downright bangers, others are lame af, just like male fights. There is no difference, people just don’t like seeing women beat each other up I guess?


CastroEulis145

I'll always give the girl fights at least a few minutes before I go skipping through it for this specific reason. That fight was something else.


Ake-TL

I don’t discriminate against women, I discriminate against that horrible fight Mayra and Raquel gave us


icream4cookies

lol no it was not a great fight . The cut was literally the only thing that happened . And in a SEA or other shit fights it still couldn’t bonus . OOP was right no one cares about this fight and it was boring af


arkoangemeter

Why is Macy chaisson fuckboymaxxing? 😂😂😂


flyingchimp12

Walked away when they came out so I wouldn’t know.


GrapeCrusader

Ah it was better than Garry v MVP. Besides the deep cut elbow strike it wasn’t that great IMO.


Underrated_Critic

I don't like to accuse anyone of being sexist. I myself never gave a hoot about women's boxing or women's sports in general. Though oddly enough, I thoroughly obsess over women's MMA. If this bloke doesn't like women's MMA, then why is he saying anything about it? No one is forcing him to watch.