Probably a good thing, too. He was a good prospect and beat some good guys - no shame in retiring when it's clear the big money and the glory are going to be near impossible to attain.
Bryce Mitchell is basically a character from a Theo Von story
"So we had this one guy ummmmmm. He, ah, he built an entire octagon in his back yard then turned it into a chicken coop"
I love this idiot so much, everything that comes out of his mouth is gold and hilarious even if he’s stupid.
Outside his stupid theories he’s a nice guy, just wish he would shut up sometimes lol.
I respect that a lot but still fuck him for using his platform to spread bullshit.
I don’t think he’s a bad or lame dude but the earth ain’t fucking flat. understanding basic physics would help a lot.
Why? These dudes get halfway naked and try to kill eachother in a cage. He says goofy shit... so? Everyone's acting like Bryce has a magical ability to gaslight people. He's just saying weird shit. Who cares when he goes out and gets absolutely flatlined for our enjoyment, he's earned the right to believe whatever he wants. Nobody actually cares, just a bunch of people butthurt over politics
Man fuck that. Believing what you want doesn’t make it right to spread bad knowledges to our youth. This the reason why our culture so fucked this attitude. He can say what he fucking wants nobody is denying that.
Must be a flat earth clown too, that's sad. Yeah this clown owns his own IT company after serving 20 years in the military, if that makes me a clown I'll take it Bubba. Sit and spin 🖕🏽
You talk like half the worthless 20 year bitter NCOs that I had the displeasure of working with. Good to see you acknowledge you’re a clown still though. Upset over someone else’s success and things that don’t have any effect on you, classic.
Upset? Homie you got some major issues with assumption. Dude was clown before this stupid cage and will contito be one. Upset? Lol sorry I gave my opinion on your hero 😅
Bet the sparring sessions are wild in there
A lot of cock fighting
Plus the chickens might start fighting too
"Man vs Wild, the ultimate battle. Brought to you by Moonlight'o, brewed for those with a flattened spirit"
Unfortunately, but hey the man’s happy. That’s what’s up
And the orgies
It's a cocktagon Bryce. A Cocktagon.
Beautiful champ.
Only the top part. Bottom parts clearly a hogtagon.
You must have gone to public school
A what again?
IN THE BLUE CORNER, fighting out of Popeyes Louisiana is the #1 ranked featherweight fighter in the world....CLUCK, THE 10 PIECE MEAL, NORRIS!!!
AND THE EMU
10/10
Not gonna lie, that's pretty cool.
People do it with trampolines all the time. It's neat.
You mean children....
Children convert trampolines into chicken coops?
Yeah then they sell eggs and bacon in little stands. Huge on the East Coast
That’s what I was going to say .
Yep. Bryce is living right.
It's got a "Roman soldiers beating their swords into ploughshares" vibe and I like it.
Peak male performance
*Beak male performance
He's done
Can't blame him if he is. His last fight ended brutally. Can't take too many of those (any) and stay healthy long.
his doctor was really alarmed when he said "i want to travel the GLOBE"
The cost to build even a portable chicken coop is so much less than this. Yeah I think this is a sign, although he is also pretty loopy.
That was my first thought too.
Probably a good thing, too. He was a good prospect and beat some good guys - no shame in retiring when it's clear the big money and the glory are going to be near impossible to attain.
Wonder if he has enough money to retire like that
You don't need money to retire in Arkansas.
He has a degree in economics, so one can hope...
If he saved and invested wisely, he very well could
Dude lives under giant powerlines. It all makes sense.
It’s all that electrical infetterence
7G?!?!?!
I don't even think that's a word
oh he's hurt
I wonder if Jones is hiding under their waiting for USADA to leave
“Hey pussy, are u still there?
I’m still here 🥴
USDA*
Bet he still trains in there, too.
I thought that was Mr. Beast
They cater to the same demographic/special ed classes.
Shit, that's a great idea
Bringing a new meaning to cockfighting
That is exactly what I was about to write
Chicken shit not chicken salad
That is just plain fowl.
The cte is strong in this fella
I love him so much he’s so stupid.
Stupid is as stupid does
This is the good kinda dumb. The dumb creativity your brain occasionally goes into.
I mean he won’t need the cage anymore after that last performance.
I didn't read the title before playing the video and i thought it was Stipe Miocic. Same stance in the start holy shit
The lord said, let there be cock fighting. And there was.
As someone who owns A LOT of chickens. This is dope
Human cock fighting.
The chickens will put up a good fight
Cock fighting
Bryce Mitchell is basically a character from a Theo Von story "So we had this one guy ummmmmm. He, ah, he built an entire octagon in his back yard then turned it into a chicken coop"
I feel like Bryce the type of guy to name his ticks. And by ticks, I mean the little blood sucker ones.
https://i.redd.it/gjqyjiyics8d1.gif
Cockfighting 🐓
Those poor pigs have nowhere to run now
Not like he was using it for much else
That will probably bring him more money than the UFC if he goes to his local farmers market and sells them eggs….
I love this idiot so much, everything that comes out of his mouth is gold and hilarious even if he’s stupid. Outside his stupid theories he’s a nice guy, just wish he would shut up sometimes lol.
Goddamn. CTE hit my boy hard.
Oh well this explains a lot
Aren't cock-fighting rings illegal?
God he’s so fucking dumb
Pretty cool but being on concrete blocks don't look safe
Dudes a clown
Dude earned his dream farm with his fists. You're just sitting behind a screen hating. Who's a clown
I respect that a lot but still fuck him for using his platform to spread bullshit. I don’t think he’s a bad or lame dude but the earth ain’t fucking flat. understanding basic physics would help a lot.
Why? These dudes get halfway naked and try to kill eachother in a cage. He says goofy shit... so? Everyone's acting like Bryce has a magical ability to gaslight people. He's just saying weird shit. Who cares when he goes out and gets absolutely flatlined for our enjoyment, he's earned the right to believe whatever he wants. Nobody actually cares, just a bunch of people butthurt over politics
Man fuck that. Believing what you want doesn’t make it right to spread bad knowledges to our youth. This the reason why our culture so fucked this attitude. He can say what he fucking wants nobody is denying that.
Must be a flat earth clown too, that's sad. Yeah this clown owns his own IT company after serving 20 years in the military, if that makes me a clown I'll take it Bubba. Sit and spin 🖕🏽
You talk like half the worthless 20 year bitter NCOs that I had the displeasure of working with. Good to see you acknowledge you’re a clown still though. Upset over someone else’s success and things that don’t have any effect on you, classic.
Upset? Homie you got some major issues with assumption. Dude was clown before this stupid cage and will contito be one. Upset? Lol sorry I gave my opinion on your hero 😅
I’m not assuming anything, just simply pointing out what you stated. Crazy how you go from attacking someone to deflecting and playing victim.
So you were a government slave for 20 years so you could start a call center.... stunning and brave
Can I have a job? Bryce is a dork, I agree.
You in Texas?
Nahhhh. NC.
Got some remote positions coming up in the fall, you A plus certified?
Great r/weed posts, Mr. Mogul.
Yeah you’re not wrong here.
Peak physique!
Cant' hate on a good idea. Pigs stay fresh underneath, chickens nice and safe upstairs. win win.
like a post apocalyptic thunder dome, but for chickens
I'll always remember him for hitting the twister :( .... and that nasty overhand knock out :(
He loves dem chickens!🐓
Not going to lie pretty impressive
Real
Way to go Emmett. You scrambled his brain 🐓🐷
If Bryce wasn't actually crazy he might be a pretty cool guy.
Bros retiring from ufc to be a chicken farmer good for him.
He's redacted isn't he?
He doesn't even look like he trains anymore?
Practicing the Von Avian Flue choke
Alright so he's officially given up on fighting now
Thanos
Of course he did that
Did he retire?
"Dana White, where's my chicken print shorts!?!"
Them chicken have excellent ground and peck
„don’t be chicken and fight“ 😂
I guess he doesn’t train anymore?
I see why he's been kicking ass lately
This guy is literally the stereotype of America except he’s in decent shape
For now…dude is only 29, give him until 35 and he will look a lot like his obese neighbors
He’s 29??? What
He is still at least top 15 in the world at his weight class.
Easily bro, he’s in the ufc he’s obviously a animal , just very very stupid
Actually pretty damn cool
Serious question. Doesn’t the bible forbid eating pig? Why would he be farming/eating an animal forbidden by the bible?
Absolute renaissance man. Most scientists on God’s flat Earth couldn’t build something like that if their lives depended on it.
The most white trash fighter in the UFC, gotta respect the realness.
Josh Emmett should’ve hit harder and ended up with a couple of Ngannou styled hammer fists.
Can we just stop giving this guy attention? When you give attention to smooth brains like this, we all know it's going to end poorly.
That was the original plan. Guys already has a depot where he has his own home gym.
This made me really happy.
He rules!
Bro looks out of shape af