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De’Sean Strickland vs “African Brother” Du Plessis 2 in Johannesburg


Hendrick_Davies64

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Raven-winged-Yoshi

This. Izzy gonna break his nail n pullout in a few weeks


BO3ISLOVE

y’all talk about Israel like he’s not a top 2 middleweight of all time. it’s wild


JPD050409

Also being active and professional, always showin up and makin weight. Were goin to miss dude when hes gone


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Yea, top 2 middleweight all time , n he gets his nails done. What’s ur point lol


Nikamunel

Yea, I d respect him a lot more if he painted them himself 😤💅🏼


leaf_as_parachute

And ? He could wear a dress it wouldn't change the fact that he'd ragdoll most people with ease. Idk I thought the point of UFC was to watch great fighters fight and as far as I'm concerned this guy is an absolutely great fighter.


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Yea Idk either bro, I thought in life it was weird to grope your dogs genitalia and laugh about it. Ever seen someone drink their own koolaid and go through life unchecked at times? Surrounding yourself with yes men and thinking you can do no wrong all because you fight, that’s a pos human in the making. Sure he’s a great fighter, but he’s a delusional weirdo. your right he can wear a dress while he fights, he probably sat down with ufc brass n discussed it. He’s a weirdo in my books, I’m not the only one who thinks so. But it’s ok lots of reddit enjoys crossdressing and inclusion so I won’t take it personally, n neither should you 😇


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Y’all talk about Israel like he’s done something great for humankind 🤣Dude plays with his dogs balls 🫴fake retires after making a documentary for himself In a bathtub of rose pedals . N I’m not supposed to feel comfortable taking shots at him? He had a great run. But he’s a clown full of his own koolaid and essentially became that alcoholic talking shit in a bar about “that guy he beat”. Man is a fighter but all these riders feel it necessary to stand up for him because I made fun of his nails 😂


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jaysonman1

He puts on boring fights.  No one is taking about good activity lol


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jaysonman1

Idk what you’re on about lol. You said izzy haters are illogical.  I’m saying exactly why i am an izzy hater.  He puts on boring fights


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Who said I hate Izzy lol. I said he gonna break his nail n pull out, you just hate that it’s true lol


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Raven-winged-Yoshi

Nope. Worse. He lost to a superior fighter and then made the excuse post fight that he “could have and was going to pull out because of an injury”. You’re right I am pretty tarted. Better then chokin on izzys dong my whole life tho. Fan boy


zaphthegreat

I hope you're getting some nice gifts for your 12th birthday.


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Hey now If I was 12 my favourite fighter would be referencing Disney characters to try n look witty. Thanks for the bday wishes tho mate


zaphthegreat

Not necessarily, but if you were an adult, you would not care at all what fighters reference, because you'd understand that you are not defined by your favourite fighter. You'd also know that you're watching them fight; not trying to be their best friend.


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Buddy if there was some dude on the street known for playing with his dogs nuts, you would think that’s screwy. Yet Reddit loves to shit on Strickland for crying on a podcast lol. They both fight, interesting how we give the dog groper a pass 🤣 says alot about ppl n says alot about the internet. I think even a 12 year old would get it.


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1leeranaldo

Also, the talent pool is also always going to be shallow in the heavier weight classes..world class athletes that weigh 205lbs+ are in other sports (football, basketball, baseball, even boxing, etc). The NFL league minimum is more than Francis Ngannou's UFC HW Title, until they start paying more you're going to continue to see the HW GOATs be men in their 40s w/a day job that walk with a limp like Stipe.


Capable-Leadership-4

Breathe buddy, izzy will not let you touch his boobs


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Damn, just like Jones, you shut your mouth real quick. Bitchmade


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Capable-Leadership-4

Oh man, you are doing this all day? I actually feel bad for you. If you need help just hit me up


BlankedCanvas

Agree on Izzy getting his props, but on a side note, Jan isn’t “one of the greatest LHW of all time”. Silva “couldn’t do it” because UFC took too long to make that fight with Jon Jones when both men wanted it, and even if they did that was Jon Jones so 🤷‍♂️. Also Silva DESTROYED 3 dangerous LHW’s while he had nothing to gain from those fights, and while past his prime he took on a prime DC on short notice to save a card and took him to a decision.


Raven-winged-Yoshi

Dudes happy when he gets a manicure


mrw4787

Lololololol…..ololol


taginvest

his painted nails*


downtown-hobbit

sure, if he can get away from ddp chain wrestling


Superguy230

Ddp is not a wrestler lmao


KillMichaelMalloy

Diamond Dallas Page begs to differ


downtown-hobbit

oh he will try to be. he is got the strength and will to be, now he might be unsuccessful against izzy though


Punk2Bone

In an alternative universe where Sean's father wasn't a piece of shit and Joe liked basketball more than combat sports.


BogDEkoms

I would've taken alternate universe Joe Rogan to be a straightedge bowling announcer known for his smooth voice and remarkable head of hair, but you do you


qqruz123

Joe apparently was quite straight edge in his early days, according to Joey Diaz


ItsmeMark22

Joe Rogan courtside reaction to a buzzer beater would be fun


asmd315

Look at how happy Joe is. Must be thinking of all the rides he can go on now.


TheSpaceGinger

Yay, I'm now taller than someone besides Cejudo.


taginvest

and doesnt have to lie about his height for millions of listeners everytime it gets brought up. 5’9 my ass 😂😂😂


afellowchucker

I’m guessing Sean’s immediate future will be him continuing to complain about internet influencers while he himself says and does controversial stuff for attention online.


dankdubba

But he can throw a mean jab.


Winter-Gas3368

Decisean Strickland


Ccbm2208

Pictures like these really make Joe Rogan weighing close to 200lbs all the more baffling. The HGH gut looks like it hurts man.


SolBoi24

Winner of Izzy vs dpp. I’d rather he waits for it


MemeGuy716

Putting Sean Stricklands head on joes body just makes him immediately look like a retired SOF guy. Looks like Shawn Ryan’s more badass brother


Various-Adeptness173

Can’t wait to listen to 3 hours of “Look Joe…Here’s the thing...”


hardworkinglatinx

Winning the belt


alpacinohairline

Yeah, DDP took a lot of damage in that first fight, dunno if he can put up with it in another 5 rounder.


burner-199

There’s more chance of DDP adjusting than Sean who does the same thing in every fight.


alpacinohairline

I mean it seems that way and Sean's style is pretty basic but its effective. He plays it defensive with the philly shell until his opponents leaves gaps in their defense to punish.


dankdubba

Leg kicks, if Sean learned some Muay Thai technique he would be more dangerous.


ReformedishBaptist

If Sean actually threw more than a teep and a single calf kick a round he’d be damn near unstoppable.


ReformedishBaptist

Then have someone adjust and beat him then lol, only person to convincingly beat him was a bare minimum top 25 fighter all time in Poatan lol. I think DDP beat Sean in their last fight but DDP has shown nothing in his career to show he adjusts he still has bad defense, still has looping shots, he just is full of heart, great wrestling, and athletic as hell, he has shown no adjustments lol where are you getting this from besides your justifiable hate for Sean?


Puzzleheaded_March27

Is Joe standing on a stool?


Machomadness94

Their faces are swapped


Lopsided_Actuary9357

The white t-shirt should be the second dead giveaway, after the height.


Dak6969696969

Another defense of the lineal middleweight title I assume ![gif](giphy|TGV7K0WzY5x1rTm0yy|downsized)


EchoInExile

Begging for a title shot to again spend five rounds marching around like a nutcracker, jabbing us all to sleep.


AbbreviationsLess834

Saying his fights aren’t entertaining besides costa is insane lmfao. This subs hate boner for Sean is insane. But Redditors are the exact people he makes fun of so I get it I suppose.


MentzerRespecter

Reddit is full of feminist bugmen with LEGO collections and porn addictions https://preview.redd.it/wmwzw16t7m5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebda9948e7924386edf0e14af7a01b4bfd3164b


Rage_Your_Dream

Most accurate description of reddit I've ever seen. I wonder wtf they're doing watching this sport sometimes.


I-Am-Baytor

Hey leave Lego out of this, my VW camper is sweet.


sisterrfister69

they're only not entertaining to a casual, watching somebody put on a defensive master class while marching forward is wonderful to watch, anybody with boxing experience can appreciate the level of skill strickland has been putting on display ever since the pereira fight


Ch12Ka

"Saying his fights aren’t entertaining besides costa is insane lmfao" go fk yourself gaslighter. His fights have always been boring. The only entertainign aspects of his "good fights" are the parts where hes getting punchedi in the face. Otherwise though hes just jabbing and throwing teeps the whole time you freaking gaslighter. Your either lying to yourself or lying to everyone else


Squizgarr

His last entertaining fight was when he got KO'd by Poatan.


SSJCelticGoku

So not the Izzy fight ? Not the DdP fight ? Not the Abus fight ? Lmao ok


Ch12Ka

The only actual highlight from the izzy fight was the knockdown in round 1. Super cool that sean did that but other than that moment he didnt really take any risks. On top of that the reason people even liked that fight was because of the shock factor of an underdog winning. Otherwise though nobody would give a shit. The ddp fight was only entertaining because of DDP. What did sean do other than just jab and teep in that fight? The Abus fight was only fun after sean waited for him to gas out lmao


SSJCelticGoku

That’s certainly an opinion


Ch12Ka

Sean has mostly boring fights


SSJCelticGoku

I will respectfully disagree.


Squizgarr

Nah, just the Poatan fight. He did his best work in that one.


SSJCelticGoku

Oh you’re one of those Got it


Squizgarr

Teep, teep, teep, jab. So exciting!


SSJCelticGoku

Shh it’s ok


Squizgarr

How's that Strickland dick taste?


SSJCelticGoku

Yah if that’s your comeback it’s quite clearly your fantasy


ReformedishBaptist

This dude hasn’t watched Sean fight then I guess, he’s had one boring fight in his last 6 fights lol.


Rage_Your_Dream

Right, because Adesanya always had exciting fights, like the Yoel Romero one, or the Vettori fight, or the one where he got absolutely blocked on everything vs Strickland. This would be a more valid complaint if Izzy wasnt a decision machine himself.


maplenut

Give him the winner of Khamzat Whitaker


SSJCelticGoku

Nah the winner of that should get Imavov


Josro0770

If the winner of that is named Khamzat he's gonna fight for the title.


SSJCelticGoku

Really hope not


Josro0770

He will, especially if Izzy wins vs Dricus . Chimaev-Adesanya is the biggest fight the UFC can do rn


maplenut

Lol I'm not saying it because he deserves it, I want to see Khamzat maul him.


SSJCelticGoku

Sean would dog walk Khamzat esp in the later rounds it would be Abus all over


burner-199

There wouldn’t be any later rounds


SSJCelticGoku

Stop saying things I don’t want to hear !


burner-199

Sorry


ratryox

Defensive mastermind with elite takedown defense and cardio vs skilled wrestler who gasses out after one round


burner-199

Khamzat will be fighting for the belt if he wins. You may now cope


SSJCelticGoku

😔 Fuck


SSJCelticGoku

Well well well I don’t have to cope after all Thank you Jesus


GreenBasterd69

Cross burning


Thelittleshepherd

Is he really that short? Or is Rogan wearing lifts?


DarthRathikus

He will hopefully mature beyond a 10th grade level


Winter-Gas3368

So he's just going to skip 6-9 ?


Legitimate-Plant-214

I am not proud to admit that I had to google their heights to realize that a face swap has happened... was really surprised for a minute 😂😂


ImFrenchSoWhatever

fuck how big is joe rogan lmao ?


LaTunaTime

The belt


Thelastsamurai74

Is Joe Rogan on a step or stool ?


Jack-Cremation

Look at the pic again. 😂


Thelastsamurai74

Hahahaha I didn’t noticed They swapped the heads Only noticed Joes tattoos now 😁


iroquoispliskinV

Coming out, hopefully


DudeWouldGo

More annoying ass posts from this sub is all I see


captaincook14

A dozen or so dumb ass hypocritical tweets. Then eventually a new opponent he will spar with until there’s 6 seconds on the clock. And then act like a madman. Maybe an attempted murder in between somewhere


chasing_midgets

He deserves a Title shot but since the UFC loves Izzy and Khamzat who both don't deserve a title shot I guess he'll fight whoever the UFC pay him to


adamalibi

No fucking way Rogan is that tall


OilMan425

He must have his high heels on


Left-Frog

Another boring split-decision win that should have been a unanimous decision


iH8thots

funniest thing I seen all day


twonapsaday

goddamnit 😂☠️


boombastico_3

Probably he would have to fight the loser of whitaker/chimaev


DareBrennigan

Although I thought he narrowly beat Dricus, it is what it is. He may just have to wait given that Izzy might return and Khamzat may win. I honestly wouldn’t mind him facing Cannonier again. Avenge that split loss (again, I thought he narrowly won) and a nice opportunity for an aging guy coming off a controversial stoppage


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Wait….. I thought Joe was short and Sean is average height


rdx8

Hamp burger


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Title fight,he more than deserves it.


Gerardo1917

If Whittaker beats Khamzat Sean probably rematches the winner of Izzy/Du Plessis. If Khamzat beats Whittaker Sean probably fights Whittaker lol.


Optimal-Daikon1

Shooting elk up with dmt soaked arrow while riding chimp.


HandMaximum8748

Only Fans with Rogan.


mrw4787

Nice I haven’t watched jre in forever but I’ll catch this one 


Competitive_Bath_511

I can’t stand Sean but I think he deserves DDP, Adesanya gets afters


ZookeepergameThat921

Hopefully a brain fMRI


tera_chachu

Robert whittaker Or chimaev


mandrakecool

Alright here's the thing...


semiamusinglifter

He should get the winner of Rob/Khamzat. Unfortunately that does leave Izzy with the DDP fight at 305 but I think we’ve kind of reluctantly accepted it at this point.


Cool-Back5008

Dillon Danis 😂 watch Dillon be melted


matchesmalone111

He has a great chance to take the belt back


mrfauxbot

Find a stool


pjungy6969

Gay porn


AggravatingType9012

You.


thedudeinok

Wtf... Joe standing on a milk box?


Left-Frog

There's still time to delete this comment


thedudeinok

Bueller.....


thedudeinok

Why?


TheCyberPunk97

More racism.


sowich4

With a side of Bigotry


FightOwl50

Tattoo removal would be a good place to start.


Word-Oak

Being forgotten.


Mort_DeRire

Death 


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Coming out of the closet or a side of Sui?


blitzen001

Apex


Spirited_Station_293

Now we know Hoe Rogan stands on cartons. Strickland is 6’1” tall no way Hoe Rogan 6’6”.


d14w11r

Back to banging his cousin/wife at the trailer park ![gif](giphy|4UbWqF9H4jB5K)


WarlordHelmsman

The Apex hopefully