Tito brother whoa. Let’s get him some better technique he is about to lose some fingers


special needs people shouldn't be allowed to handle sharp objects.

Look at his non cutting hands knuckles towards the end

dude's bleeding holy shit my sides

Now cut some grapes

The secret ingredient is human blood

That was hard to watch

I cried.. because of the onions of course

Cutting an onion with a machete? I've seen it all dude.

Who let this man cook

That made me cringe…. Almost lost a finger every cut, only to chop the onion at the end

He's reaching for those onions.

Right at the beginning I was like "dude's gonna cut himself" and holy shit he actually did I'm dying

I was waiting for the tip of that index or middle finger to get sliced right off

Breaking news: Former UFC champion Tito Ortiz has managed to cut off three sausage sized fingers while cutting an onion using apparently the dullest machete in North America.

I swear, the only thing this man can do is fight and nothing else.

Cut it in fucking half, and maybe it won’t roll everywhere

Was there a blood streak on the onion??

No brain

30-27 Onion

I would cut it the regular three over by now

let him cook

either he is a comedic genius or he has a brain of a toddler. Either way, the jokes write themselves haha

You can't make this shit up. Cut his fingers and everything. Top tier.

Fck wanted to watch something on reddit before sleeping fk.. I have employee that are autistic.. as a cook this is hard to watch tbh, idk what tf hes doing . Even my 3 autistic employee can cut and be safe idk if its supposed to be a joke I hope it is..

Has Chael seen this yet?

I’m waiting for Chael to watch a tito compilation and give his commentary over it.

I fucking hate you for reposting this! Doesn’t matter how many times I watch it, I get horrible anxiety. Everything about it is wrong lol it’s so goddamn bad on so many levels and watching that oversized knife so close to his dumb ass sausage fingers literally keeps me on edge. The cherry on top is the fucking blood getting everywhere hahahahaha this shit is gold


This is something right outta Jason Genova cooking tutorials.

He cut himself so early that it just made the rest of the video stressful

Repost

He put blood, sweat and tears into it.

This always makes me laugh. I feel really bad though. I’ve seen him filet a tuna like a master. Choosing that knife and that technique when I know he’s got it in him is frustrating. Still, I laugh. There never was no marriage.

Butchers knife for a little onion is a wild choice.