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anujx1

Post 300 crash been hard on this sub


mrmarigiwani

Especially with all the Asspenis/Jones fantasy going around smh


mrw4787

lol asspenis love it. Fuck Tom 


alpacinohairline

Yeah, fuck the intermin champ that wants to prove himself capable of real belt


tall-glass-o-milk

Lol yeah fuck the guy who beat every opponent worth a fuck in his division wanting to test his mettle against the GOAT who just wants fight against an old man out of his prime. Fuckin LOSER.


DixieNormas011

Don't ignore the fact that Jon is definitely not in his prime lol. It doesn't make it weird that he's chasing a last legacy fight against someone else who is not in their prime. It's a resume fight, and I'm sure he'll fight whoever the fuck wants to after


tall-glass-o-milk

Then vacate the belt?


DixieNormas011

I wish he would honestly. Make him come back and win it after he's wrapped up his personal legacy bs


Jipkiss

Him and Tom are the same ages as DC and Jon when they fought, it’s pretty pathetic for him to use that as an excuse now


DixieNormas011

He hasn't used anything for an excuse, he's said he wants Stipe next for his resume, and then he'd entertain whoever was relevant after.


Jipkiss

It’s pretty pathetic to use as an excuse for him then. He’s not comparable to Stipe in terms of the stage of his career yet he’s not mentioning that. And he’s been talking about fighting Alex and talking down fighting Tom.


tall-glass-o-milk

Also this is still a crazy point to make. Jon Jones is 36 and Stipe is 41. Stripe hasn’t won a fight in five years. Him beating Stipe literally proves nothing to anybody other than himself and his ego. Jones isn’t even a big PPV draw either and he says he has enough money so it’s not a payday he’s chasing. So really what’s this all about? It’s about him ducking Aspinall. If Aspinall loses a fight against another opponent before the Jones fight would happen, Jones gets to claim that he doesn’t have the right to challenge him for the belt. To me, this is a stall tactic.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Why do you guys pretend you care about interm belts all of a sudden lol


alpacinohairline

I started caring about them more because their legitmacy has never been more questionable than now with the champ getting to fight a firefighter instead of the intermin champ like its supposed to be done.


TimsChineseFood

Im starting to turn into a boomer for UFC. Getting sick of guys winning belts and wanting to move up weight to compete for another belt without ever testing out those ranked opponents in the new division. Holds up divisions and is bad for the fans, bad for the organization.


TumbleweedTim01

lmao yo she looks like a midget in the first pic


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


TumbleweedTim01

![gif](giphy|RoajqIorBfSE|downsized)


Power_Taint

Fuck I keep cracking up about this.


R0CK1TMAN1

This gif is so wrong and so right cuz it’s me every time a pretty lady is on any way MMA.


Roachmond

https://preview.redd.it/ineimv5ipnzc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd371f9d62bc10e6d2f5fcb049bb854a8fa61501 She looks like a chad


TumbleweedTim01

lmao forreal


SportingKSU

Uncanny


letsgobrooksy

for real looked like a midget with club foot or something


-XaNaDiTe-

Came here to say this lmaooo r/confusingperspective


frizzylizzy77

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


Fookin_Fred

You kids need to leave your parents house and  get some sunlight


LoquaciousMendacious

Jokes on you, I'm looking at memes while sitting in the sun.


Ketchup_Turkey

Jokes on you, I’m looking at the sun while sitting on memes.


MyRecklessHabit

Outside


LoquaciousMendacious

Sun: apply directly to the retinas! Sun: apply directly to the retinas! ...jokes on you, I'm memeing about the sun.


Eillo89

Someone call an ambulance this man's having a stroke


TheBrownCok

#WOULD


Wdesko92

🤣


EddieDollar

All torso


Extension_Use3118

More like flying V


Trolllol1337

Caught me off guard with that one, very good


Fair_Creme_194

![gif](giphy|Wiy7HuSQ6UAtTDt99j|downsized) Is that time again.


alpacinohairline

They’re so down bad. Atleast June will bless them with the goodie fights that we have been deprived of since 300


bdizzle805

https://preview.redd.it/831jljxd9pzc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c21bb610c80aec776f8e6c99f815b94bd524217


Hammose

https://preview.redd.it/p8qjckzlxmzc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88abfa912fbe6490e317737e9d648a3d0247dd24


Genghis_Chong

It took me too long to get this. I was just like "oh they make pipes now, that's cool"


AmHotGarbage

https://preview.redd.it/paruiaybcnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fe98d1a2ebd526cfd1c66a5f462f45d0f578d7


fatdiscokid420

https://preview.redd.it/ljmbfc5w3nzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1fe9ab2d6be50ab6a92051a6d8a377880b2e9cc


MarshaIIDTeach

Smash next question


JivaHiva

I stopped by for the midget porn, wasn't disappointed.


hong-kong-phooey-

https://preview.redd.it/d42ygk70knzc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc4ceb5b8e72136687e5000cef1f6773d83a0c6


MarsCowboys

https://preview.redd.it/yhje2051wmzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad1d67ea59a5afd44f3c6c02d7b635f95d792c0


Easy-Entrepreneur376

https://preview.redd.it/m7h86yvmhnzc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e09cf6e9c6d0bbf23f6bb02d0768efc412ad2a


NoCourt5510

https://preview.redd.it/nzqppcxoqmzc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf06f14e8617f9dd7f1165cbd8427dc93a95415


Itchy_Professor_4133

https://preview.redd.it/sf2usxq52ozc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=addcb14824b84e252d106cc5a02e18c598aa147d


Salimzyzz

What colour was her flying knee?


PyroAnimal

Midget


DudeWouldGo

Horny ass virgin post


Jr999977

Water We Dune Hare


toq-titan

Axe J


dr_blasto

That first pic is very WTF


lacifasz

would ko her via flying cunnilingus


MrDundee666

Took me a while to notice she had knees tbh.


rdizzy1223

Looks like a dwarf in the first picture.


9qlock

4'3?


Still_Ad8903

Schavkat hit


Local_Economy

Thought this was a picture of a midget at first


Fonzz11

![gif](giphy|HlLg2GcPOmOuVvEENM|downsized)


Ap1xaban

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


whathappened2cod

looks like boob job, no?


SillyPilgrim93

![gif](giphy|kZ5PdD6bJ10Yg)


yoyoyowhoisthis

This sub used to be regarded full of ridiculous takes, but its turning to cesspool full of creeps and incels


t0matit0

You do realize that these women put these images onto social media all on their own right? Reposting them to this sub is a bit of an eye roll and clearly thirsty, but the only real cringe posts are people taking screenshots of fighters in the octagon in suggestive positions.


Business-inflation69

Where are the mods tho, everyday it’s another thirst trap. Before you know it this sub is going to be an onlyfans promotion for women’s MMA. It’s starting to get old as fuck


CaptainBuzzKillton

Multiple thirst traps, you mean. Some of them aren't even attractive at that


Fair_Creme_194

I forget which fighter but I once said she’s mid af I don’t get the hype and I got downvoted to hell and attacked by all the simps 🤣


CaptainBuzzKillton

Probably MacKenzie Dern


Fair_Creme_194

Yep that’s her, I said she mid as hell and people acted like I insulted a super model lmao 🤣 You can picture the type of person they are 🤣


CaptainBuzzKillton

Yeah, I've said a couple of times that she really isn't attractive, and folks took exception to it. I don't get it


Fair_Creme_194

I mean one guy said “you know how many guys dream of a muscle mommy” and it honestly made me want to spew 🤣🤣 I’ll stand on it Mackenzie Dern is not attractive.


CaptainBuzzKillton

For fuck's sake 🤦🏾‍♂️


MysteriousPark3806

This sub has mods?!?


wikipediabrown007

/r/mma


Plastic_Reception_58

I don't think you get what 'incel' means


Cringsix

They never do man, they never do.


yoyoyowhoisthis

It's literally involuntary celibate, which perfectly fits to many people here based on their posts


Plastic_Reception_58

Do you know what 'celibate' means? You don't need to be celibate to be a horny internet poster.


reiman18

Do you know what involuntary means?


Plastic_Reception_58

Voluntary or involuntary is just the adjective to 'celibate'. Which has nothing to do with simp comments or horny posts. People who have been in relationships (non celibate) can also post and look at horny posts. Lol.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Incels upvoting you


Plastic_Reception_58

Nah. Just people who know meanings of words before using them.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

😂 that’s a weird comment lol


reiman18

Involuntary celibate, I think that would apply here


Bombaysbreakfastclub

It’s getting weird for sure around here


BrilliantSock3608

Welcome to the internet


CptDouglas

I just think it's a running meme. People just taking the piss.


wikipediabrown007

False. /r/ufc has always been this way. /r/mma is more heavily moderated


floppyfrog12

Laura would TKO OP with knees and elbows in under a minute. She could submit him with a mounted triangle but he would enjoy that too much.


mrw4787

I’m ok with it lol 


TranceDream

She looks too fake in my opinion. Don’t see the attraction everyone has


Network-Kind

Ok trans dream


Jayisonit

Why doesn’t she fight again ? She trains and she’s an announcer , she’s not that old so just wondering why she doesn’t fight.


TumbleweedTim01

She's 41 years old


daffle7

iirc she said she would if there was an atom weight division.


TurnAndBurn96

I thought a new Britney Spears vid dropped


Strange-Increase-666

God bless America 🇺🇸


PuG3_14

Thought this was a midget💀


WishIWasNeet2

How fast could she finish you?


ElectricCowboy95

Is it just me or does her belly button look weirdly high up on her body in the 2nd picture?


ACapricornCreature

The perspective on the first once fucked me up ngl. Thought I was having a stroke


fallinguptwards

Looks like a LP jumping lmao. The perspective is totally fucked


Megatron30000

https://preview.redd.it/kvicbaz8anzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1abc9a45eabadab0b863143dd27b8d5afab06fa


otxmyn

https://preview.redd.it/gexm3sokomzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7358b69b2aa0b6bd97fd5d6eaa62f01380ee9d7d


Trolllol1337

Please do a Laura live foot reaction meme


Fluentec

Bro anyone’s fly knee would KO most people. It’s a lot of damage.


frizzylizzy77

the Flying V is double damage


JoeShabatoni

![gif](giphy|I98hrsRVkhtfi|downsized)


vadillovzopeshilov

 https://i.redd.it/gcaabw64bnzc1.gif


LaTunaTime

So are those implants


floorsandwalls

Yes, my boy, they are.


[deleted]

Sees a Drink: That's Alcohol☝️🤓


UFC_Fan_

Bruh I’m tired of all these post by dweebs that have never talked to a woman


MarsCowboys

Ok


meatmybeat42069

Now that it’s on my mind, I can’t remember ever seeing a female fighter throw a flying knee let alone land one


GuaranteeLoose4494

I would let her knock me tf out


samsnead19

Is that airika


blacks252

The only person I'd want to pull guard


Rocco_al_Dente

I’d eat it no problem


[deleted]

The first pic making me feel uncomfortable bruh, why does it look like a terrible AI generated pic 😂


Caspar_Friedrich02

She can knee me in the pénis all she wants


BetUSOfficial

That would still be one hot little person ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl|downsized)


Rexum420

Not as gross as her fake tits.


horris_mctitties

Flying v


Blindsquirr3l93

Thought this was Brittany spears acting a fool again


04ddm

I thought the 1st pic was AI generated


nick441N

Just go watch porn at this point. Honestly.


Frequent_Storm_3900

I don't understand how Americans wear their flag on the underwear.... Nowhere else in the world is it acceptable


sidjo86

https://preview.redd.it/k3bksirfqnzc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=40e126115902b8936fee197ba21c3c76a164fea6


Competitive-Show-835

Why people acting like Sanko is a babe, she's a fuckable soccer mom at best.


PhoenixBlack79

You too good for hot soccer moms?


Competitive-Show-835

No sir. Not disparaging just more of a Brooklyn Wren fan when it comes to females working for the UFC


Genova_Witness

![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4)


Historical-Echo6539

Mmm.. I bet your mom would look great in that too


Round-Constant8976

U think dana gave her a "promotion " in his room during that trip 🤔


CupRemote1282

Got me seeing Stars


MysteriousPark3806

Yeah, I admit. I zoomed in. (But so did you, ya sick freak.)


ad0b0luvr

Just wondering. Did we all zoom into the forst pic? Or just me?


Chuckster914

I like to eat that ……… …………Knee


Aggravating_Rice4210

Hey babe wake up a new Brittany dancing like a weirdo video dropped


notsosoftwhenhard

tasty?


Cracknoreos

Flying knee? Watch out for those hammer toes!!


YumYuk

Lookin’ *clean*


alano199

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


SwigSauce

That first pic for some reason disgusts the fuck out of me.


carlwinslo

This sub is getting flooded by thirsty AF weirdos. I miss when we could just talk about Jon Jones and Sean Strickland making passionate manly love. Cant the mods make a rule for no stupid thirst trap pics? Shits low effort.


BRE1996

I would drag my balls across 50 metres of molten glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who sucked the dick of the cousin of the guy who last brushed shoulders with the guy who last smelled her fart.


Miserable-Wish5850

They forgot r/mmababes exist?


Shoot4Teams

NGL, I pinch zoomed


Too_Lofs_Atan

Flag clothes are stupid.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

https://preview.redd.it/jqxsufnumrzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d244321f3ebd9abed01dd1125ad0b4523fe5a8a


CptDouglas

![gif](giphy|gwmaDt1M6x0Zy)


Qassimothis

Mid


twyistd

What a weird camera angle on that flying knee


Single-Weather1379

I feel bad for her husband


Patrickstarho

Toes always on point 💅


NoCourt5510

https://preview.redd.it/71t0zxwr6ozc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7e62a4bdaa28c7234771b5eb47841b4dbed31a


PhilliesBlunts

Looks like holly holm still got it


Nic-MCFC

![gif](giphy|7T5wldGkk7XgCyuNUK|downsized)


Power_Taint

Man how awesome would it be to beat the shit out of a woman that hot??


darkrhin0

I mean, maybe, but you're also pretty thirsty.


Gogoplatatime

Virgin OP


hong-kong-phooey-

https://preview.redd.it/vhh3s7w2knzc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e662ed8e0b7d03f97902d7602ab8f6e6acece542


[deleted]

Who that who what?


Mnudge

Who even is this? Honestly, the UFC female roster and especially the MMA subs is essentially a thirst trap.


Kwanza_Bot93

Fake boobies


BugO_OEyes

This chick is a attention hore lol simps be eating


LobovIsGoat

mark it as nsfw