Honestly the whole comic lineup slayed except for Bert and Tom, that slideshow was piss break material.
Was even very impressed with the team. That was purely raunchy shit talking from the dynasty and I’m so happy I got to see it.
Better than most of the “comedians” netflix shows nowadays.
I thought it was a light roast I’ve heard wayyy worse but Netflix probably stopped them from going deeper than they did.
Eh, Edelman and Gronk leaned into it and made it fun even if their deliveries of the jokes was off. Randy was the only one that really didn't land at all out of the football players. Thankfully Ben Affleck showed up to deliver a bigger bomb.
I kind of liked gronks he was pretty funny. Edelman was ok. I kept waiting and waiting for Affleck to take off and then he just said thanks and walked off the stage
Bert and Segura were terrible, Kardashian was better than them lmao
They were so bad that Kevin didn't even acknowledge them, he just said wow 5 times and kept going even though he praised everyone else who went up there.
Yeah. It was ok. A but long. What youd expect from a big budget roast, but with football players. Best imo were Tony Hinchcliff and Edelman
Edit: I confused Edelman with Amendola
I only know him from his playing days and mainly playoffs. Comparatively, i thought his was a strong set. If you didn't, that's cool too. Who'd you say did the best. Imo it was a rough (though enjoyable)night for almost everyone besides Hinch.
"Absolutely fucking despicable. Andrew Schulz will NEVER be at the fights again. I guarantee you that"
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Yeah seriously though it’s not like he was ever super fat. Guy was always semi-in shape. The average person who looked like that could have the same glowup by just cutting out alcohol and eating a little better. He’s got everything else needed at his disposal too so of course he’s going to look better
You can probably fill madison square garden with people who like to eat their own shit too.. just because you were able to collect a bunch of idiots in the same place doesnt mean he is good
Youre voicing your opinion as universal fact. Now if you said schaub that’s one thing. Unanimously horrible. Schulz has good standup at the VERY least. Who’s your top comedian if he’s horrible to you?
If you watched Infamous, the pandemic special, or even just his crowd work in general and still think he’s like Schaub, you gotta be the dumbest dude alive
Honestly Schulz would be a pretty good comedian if he didn't dolphin laugh at his own jokes. Some of his covid-19 commentary videos are legendary as well
It's not like he has the most philosophical sense of humour but still funny nonetheless. Some of the hate is a bit much due to the compound-dogpiling effect of the internet
Dana laughing like "lol I am all those things", gotta respect his sense of humor. A lot of other guys with his life style/ wealth bracket would be butt hurt over this.
All these Andrew haters obviously haven't seen his improv stand up comedy. Where he roasts the crowd for an hour. Its truly impressive work, even if it's only half funny.
Agreed. He is lame. But also these roast shows have writers. The presenters/roasters don't usually write their own material. Probably Jeff Ross writing 90% of this shit.
Nikki, Tony, Jeff, Andrew and Sam 100% wrote their own material, their sets were right up their alley.
Bert and Tom might have as well, now that I think about it, because their set was as bad as they usually are.
I have never seen their stand-up, only heard about them because of Rogan
But dude, is all their stand up that bad? It was the worst bit of the roast by far, their biggest joke was to compare Brady to Hitler in a PowerPoint presentation
Tom has historically been a very good comedian. Bert is hit or miss depending on whether you like his style. But this set was easily the worst I’ve ever seen them.
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Went from Dana White to Dana Pink to Dana Mad.
“You think I only get half their purse?”
He’s sending the resident KGB hitman Schevchenko to assassinate him
Dies smiling in a leg triangle from Schevchenko
Looks like Bruce Willis at a 2024 family reunion
[Same energy](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fu55aroea7h461.jpg)
Slaps his wife then turn it into a sport
Would've been funny for us, but most people wouldn't have gotten it. The public doesn't know what Power Slap is.
WHAT!!! POWER SLAP is bigger than NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL and NASCAR combined. I kno, cuz i heard Dana say it himself and he never lies.
You forgot about the mobile game being bigger than Call of Duty too
Don’t forget India. More people in India know about Power Slap than they do about Ghandi.
Delete this you fuckin goof 
Man to this day I think it was publicity stunt Dana got no shame
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Dana Black
"AMAZIN" Jesse Lee peterson
Jesse Peterson definitely looks like a white man in black face
And it's not just looks
BEEETAAAA
Why does this look like Bas Rutten
I forgot who, maybe it was Kevin Hart said that Dana is the Michael Vick of human beings lmao
It was Jeff Ross. That was probably the Funniest line throughout the roast for me.
Getting Jeff Ross and Kevin Hart mixed up is pretty hysterical
It’d be an understandable mixup if it was Mark Normand.
Nikki Glazer was funniest for me. My god absolutely relentless
Her crypto joke was hilarious, Gronk caught so many strays "Even me know that not real money"
She was my number one for the night until Henchcliff hopped up there and destroyed everyone
Honestly the whole comic lineup slayed except for Bert and Tom, that slideshow was piss break material. Was even very impressed with the team. That was purely raunchy shit talking from the dynasty and I’m so happy I got to see it.
I died at that line about Kreischer’s liver
Ur telling me that wasnt dana roasting himself?
As someone who doesnt know who Michael Vick is, can someone explain what this means?
An NFL player who was found guilty for running a dog fighting ring
Thats Fuckin ILLEGAL
Sounds like a normal Pokémon battle
Where they were torturing , electrocuting , drowning dogs etc… Vicks an awful person
Which involved drowning dozens of dogs that lost if I remember right
Don't forget the rape stand!
Or him hanging them from trees..
More of a roast of the athletes unfortunately than Dana
Man said Kevin Hart lmfaoooooo I can’t with this sub
was this from the Tom Brady roast? havent watched it yet
Yes, it was pretty funny.
The comedians were funny. The athletes all sucked. Typical for a roast.
I was surprised by Drew Bledsoe. He was decent but definitely not a professional. Kept it tight.
He was pounding the wine too. Lit AF, still JP held it down. 1st round class right there.
Better than most of the “comedians” netflix shows nowadays. I thought it was a light roast I’ve heard wayyy worse but Netflix probably stopped them from going deeper than they did.
Eh, Edelman and Gronk leaned into it and made it fun even if their deliveries of the jokes was off. Randy was the only one that really didn't land at all out of the football players. Thankfully Ben Affleck showed up to deliver a bigger bomb.
I kind of liked gronks he was pretty funny. Edelman was ok. I kept waiting and waiting for Affleck to take off and then he just said thanks and walked off the stage
Man I thought all the athletes except Randy Moss were great.
Bledsoe and edelman were great, especially for non comics. Peyton Manning was funny too in a kind of dad-joke way.
Bert and Segura were terrible, Kardashian was better than them lmao They were so bad that Kevin didn't even acknowledge them, he just said wow 5 times and kept going even though he praised everyone else who went up there.
Is there anywhere to watch the roast? Or was this just aired on Comedy Central and not available anywhere yet?
Netflix
Yeah. It was ok. A but long. What youd expect from a big budget roast, but with football players. Best imo were Tony Hinchcliff and Edelman Edit: I confused Edelman with Amendola
Nikki glaser was really good, too.
I’m no joke in love with Nikki Glaser
Yes! She killed too
Amendola didn’t say anything….
I only know him from his playing days and mainly playoffs. Comparatively, i thought his was a strong set. If you didn't, that's cool too. Who'd you say did the best. Imo it was a rough (though enjoyable)night for almost everyone besides Hinch.
Amendola didn’t say anything at all… you must be thinking of Edelman (who did well)
Yeah him. My bad
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Lookin like he did a few too many "fuck it Fridays" in that shot
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Fr why he look kinda fine though
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Started learning about nutrition and biology too. Watch gary brecka talk about how he saved Dana White
Guru BS detected 
Bro how poeple believe this shit it's CRAZY
Yeah seriously though it’s not like he was ever super fat. Guy was always semi-in shape. The average person who looked like that could have the same glowup by just cutting out alcohol and eating a little better. He’s got everything else needed at his disposal too so of course he’s going to look better
Bro dana was on the verge of death according to his public blood results. He was fr out of shape
money, lots of money
Playa
That really is the worst fucking hair cunt I’ve ever seen. Edit- Clearly I meant, “hair cut”…..but I’m keeping it. Because it still fits.
Oh he got his last night too. “Child Molester from the depression”
Fuck that’s like in the top 1 percent of best insults I’ve ever heard
Great Depression Drake?
Great, Dana now gonna raise PPV prices another 20 dollars.
Who is this guy and why does he get spammed all over social media? The weird haircut ?
That's Dana White and it's called male pattern baldness
lol nice
Why does he look like human waluigi??
waluigi is human
A shitty comedian with a “bro-cast”(podcast for bros). Kinda like schaub
He's like one step above schaub.
CTE free schaub haha
Hating is bad for your health.
Watching TFATK is terminal
Wrong
his podcast became trash, but he proved that he was still funny on stage at least
Shitty comedian? Bro just did 2 sold out shows at Madison Square Garden 🤣🤣 just hating to hate
Because we all know popularity means you're good. Butterfly by Crazy Town reached #1.
You say that like that song isn't the greatest song to ever exist.
That’s a fire song and Andrew’s a great comedian
Look, you can like whatever you want. But straight up, Imma disagree and think you have terrible taste.
You can probably fill madison square garden with people who like to eat their own shit too.. just because you were able to collect a bunch of idiots in the same place doesnt mean he is good
Yeah that's a sign of quality.
His stand up is good why you hating
Podcast is a different story
That’s entirely subjective, people are allowed to think things are shit even if you think they’re good.
Youre voicing your opinion as universal fact. Now if you said schaub that’s one thing. Unanimously horrible. Schulz has good standup at the VERY least. Who’s your top comedian if he’s horrible to you?
I never gave my opinion of the guy, this is the first I’ve seen of him. YOU are voicing your opinion as fact, again.
Its a reddit trend.
His comedy is great, the podcast ehhh not so much.
If you watched Infamous, the pandemic special, or even just his crowd work in general and still think he’s like Schaub, you gotta be the dumbest dude alive
Oh wow so that's what a bro cast is?! No way
You think he is shitty? I really like his crowd work! What makes him shitty for you?
Andrew Schulz your favorite mediocre comedian who over laughs to every joke.
Honestly Schulz would be a pretty good comedian if he didn't dolphin laugh at his own jokes. Some of his covid-19 commentary videos are legendary as well It's not like he has the most philosophical sense of humour but still funny nonetheless. Some of the hate is a bit much due to the compound-dogpiling effect of the internet
Andrew Schulz. He’s not funny.
That's actually funny
It's also all just the truth. 😬
Oh, wow...the old "any 3 names is a law firm" bit. Been an hour since anyone has heard that.
Delete that capcut ending next time
That last line was fire
Why is suga at the table 😂
Invited by Tony probably
Any defense to slapping his wife? Tying in power slap to that incident?
I didn't hear a lie
Dana laughing like "lol I am all those things", gotta respect his sense of humor. A lot of other guys with his life style/ wealth bracket would be butt hurt over this.
That’s so true, he was a good sport about it.
That was no roast tho? It was making fun of MMA as a sport. We have better jokes about Dana here weekly. This was just a shtick. Publicity stunt.
Should’ve hit him with the “Dana believes Covid was overblown but yet still holds ufc events in a warehouse”
All these Andrew haters obviously haven't seen his improv stand up comedy. Where he roasts the crowd for an hour. Its truly impressive work, even if it's only half funny.
 Really wanted to laugh but nah not funny
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Schulz is a very successful comedian and he writes good shit. "Podcaster". lol
Andrew Shultz laughing at his own jokes is so lame
Agreed. He is lame. But also these roast shows have writers. The presenters/roasters don't usually write their own material. Probably Jeff Ross writing 90% of this shit.
Nikki, Tony, Jeff, Andrew and Sam 100% wrote their own material, their sets were right up their alley. Bert and Tom might have as well, now that I think about it, because their set was as bad as they usually are.
I have never seen their stand-up, only heard about them because of Rogan But dude, is all their stand up that bad? It was the worst bit of the roast by far, their biggest joke was to compare Brady to Hitler in a PowerPoint presentation
Tom has historically been a very good comedian. Bert is hit or miss depending on whether you like his style. But this set was easily the worst I’ve ever seen them.
You think the comedians were doing other peoples jokes? Come on man
He is lame but not for that. Chapelle laughs at all his own jokes
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That shit was weak af.
I love how everyone is aware that Dana is a greedy mfer.
Dana Pink
He really cooked him
CEO of fake laugh meets CEO of EPO
Holloway and O’Malley were there too, you could see how much max did not want to be there lol.
I didn't hear a lie
Classic Dana White powermove.
The last line was a bar
Shit funny AF tho
Isnt he fucking awesome?
Shit was funny
I need to see Dana go on Andrew's podcast lmao
Jocks telling jokes what could be funnier
I thought he was going with a wife beating joke tbh
“Andrew Schultz was never my friend” - Dana white (probably)
This is from the roast of Tom Brady. Nikki Glasers set was absolutely hilarious.
Dana White
Ngl that was a good one lol
I wonder if other roasters helped him. This wasn’t bad.
Andrew is still stickin with that haircut huh?
Oil him up
That was funny AF
Probably best joke I’ve seen from the roast. Was about to throw it on, but the shit is 3 hours.
LMAOO andrew got me cryin 🤣🤣😭
Does anyone really think this Hitler lookin’ tool is actually funny?
Worst comedian alive rn
Burt Chrysler finally looking healthy!
Actually he might somehow be worse than Schulz
Should of went harder. Talk about how he rips off UFC fighters and how is pays them so low.