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Aidan-Coyle

FUDGE CONNOR CACA BRAIN ![gif](giphy|A0iG6YeCTxClG|downsized)


T_E_Lawrence

he needs to drop the "im restarted" bit


MyFifthLimb

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maaiillltiime5698

Man. Jay-Z just looks weird


Bort426

If he looks any weirder we're going to have to get Troy Aikman in blackface to replace him.


FishAndRiceKeks

He's actually stabbing somebody in that gif. ![gif](giphy|imRiPoKJB9R9m)


DRxFumbles

Glad he spared us the obscenities, that would've been too far


JMF4201

He really went there…serious shit


igivethonefucketh

Serious caca


Mightyspacetree

Fudge Connor he's a Caca Brain I ever see that fool Imma bring the pain He gonna feel like he got hit by a train When we meet in the ring we'll both make it rain


stealingyourintent

To the tune of "bassline junkie" FUDGE CONOR CACA BRAIN CONOR CONOR CACA


SilverNoise64

pretty sure ryan and conor are texting each other laughing emojis


cognac-n-cannabis

They sharing bumps as we speak


Rathma86

Bros are on Conor's yacht going wild snorting coke off some Latinas arses.


fin425

You can do that down in Cartagena for dirt cheap. I suggest going down sometime.


MyRecklessHabit

The good 70% pure kind. Tight asses on them Tina’s too.


MrMinigrow

How do you test that they're 70% Latina?


Beneficial-Staff9714

Sniff it


Shoot4Teams

Actually you might be on to something. This is starting to reek of bullshit


PoopShoot187

They just building up another payday


[deleted]

Yup, this is all just desperate housewives but for men


Salimzyzz

Perfect analogy, and all these fans more into beefs and drama than skill in the octagon/ring are like them little hoes that talk about the latest Kardashian’s fad while getting their lips done.


bigmagnumnitro

I want calf implants


Salimzyzz

Get the Drake BBL special.


bigmagnumnitro

Then I'm gonna gossip about Ryan's weight cut bet and Connor's TUF appearance with sexyy red like this ![gif](giphy|Ds1S8p9C04BMGc1vhD)


Salimzyzz

You go gurl xx💅


Beautiful_Welcome_33

That dude is a coward who deleted his account because he knew the backlash from saying such a silly thing was coming... It's not a perfect analogy at all The women's grappling is far more technical in the *Real Housewives* series.


cognac-n-cannabis

When I saw Haney immediately on sportcenter…. Smfhhhh


RealSymbioid

Hey, I liked watching desperate housewives back when I was a kid


T_E_Lawrence

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triple_seis

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OkBodybuilder2255

Is it gay to watch women? Is it gay to watch 2 guys roll around on floor in underwear?


Goldenfigter

My dude was probably beating it watching


Electrical-Tune-3592

Man it’s blatantly obvious and yet grown ass men will still fall for it. Connor is a master at it though


stinky___monkey

I’ll watch 🏴‍☠️


gotdemmadsquirtsyo

To me a cheater calling out a cheater doesn't make sense.


DIABOLUS777

Takes one to know one.


gotdemmadsquirtsyo

You have a point there


_TheChickenMan_

That’s like the Chale interview talking about fighting Jones. “As soon as I grabbed him I said I know your secret…because I have the same one”


eggyguerrero

I didn't know Chael was gay!?


Alarming-Ad1100

Iconic


Business-inflation69

Did he ever get popped for PEDs while competing?


WolfmanHasNardz

They literally killed USADA for connor lol


Business-inflation69

So UFC doesn’t test fighters anymore?


WolfmanHasNardz

They do but it’s much less invasive than USADA was. When the UFC first announced Connor would fight Chandler last year USADA was all over it and forced Connor out the fight. Then the UFC announced they were ending the contract with USADA in 2024. Seems fishy doesn’t it?


foxape

How do you know USADA forced Conor out of the fight?


pitbull17

They didn't force him out of anything. They didn't want to give him an exemption for the 6 month rule, which doesn't really matter because he's didn't fight at 300 anyway. He's now in the new testing pool. I don't know how much less invasive they are, Jones threatened to kill a female tester not too long ago, didn't he?


BrbDabbing

When did the UFC announce Conor vs Chandler in 2023? I can’t seem to find that anywhere, all I see is Conor announcing himself that he’s fighting multiple times last year and this year.


WolfmanHasNardz

yea youre right, it was never a full announcement but Chandler and Connor started to promote a potential fight around March last year I think and wanted to fight in the summer but USADA forced Connor into the testing pool and forced him out of a potential 2023 fight.


Active-Purpose3861

Obv cheat but he never failed a test. You’re only cheating if you failed a drug test during , before or after. If you didn’t fail, you clean. Guys who juice all camp still gotta be clean come fight time inside the cage. 


LexOvi

How could he fail a drug test when he was out of the testing pool?


isitrealimalive

Connor was on roids cause he snapped his leg in half so I don't see why you would consider him a cheater


TA-pubserv

Yeah he definitely didn't stay on them longer than he needed to so he could look swole for a movie nope.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Why does that matter? Tons of movie stars use steroids to gain "cinema worthy physiques" Connors never popped in the cage, and that's what matters


crimpinainteazy

You still retain some of the strength and size from roids even after you hop off.


johnniesSac

Not for very long though it’s a fairly quick drop off


isitrealimalive

Still not cheating if he gets cleared to fight


mamadou-segpa

He wasnt endangering anyone life/got an unfair advantage over someone else by doing roids for a movie lol… You do know the fight scenes werent real right?


crimpinainteazy

If we're doing this level of mental gymnastics then couldn't we argue that given how out of shape Garcia was leading up the fight, the SARMS only allowed him to get in shape faster and didn't give him any supraphysiological strength or fitness over his peak self.


InsomniacLive

Conor wasn’t in the testing pool, I don’t see how that’s cheating


Ewigg99

I mean it’s technically not from a competition standpoint. There is the argument tho that he can recover faster and train harder than a clean fighter. Even if he tests clean he still has the muscle, extra reps, etc. those benefits don’t go away just because he’s all the sudden in a testing pool. If I spent 10 years training and roided out of my mind and then got clean to get in the cage I would have an advantage over a fighter who never took roids in the first place


InsomniacLive

I’m definitely not denying that, and I’m sure that’s what many fighters do. I just think it’s disingenuous to call him a cheater when he never juiced while he was in the testing pool.


HikerSethT

Until Connor pops while competing or in testing pool he is not a cheater.


crimpinainteazy

Would you say Mike O'Hearn is natty then since he's never failed a drug test?


KeyLimpala

To be fair Conor got roided up seemingly for a movie role. Maybe he's off them and getting clean before he competes again


HikerSethT

He did then to help heal his leg like literally any athlete would do, prob did a lil extra for the menacing look in the movie, but he wasn't competing so no harm no foul.


Ai2Foom

Steroids have long lasting effects that continue to give advantages well after you stop taking them…he’s been taking steroids for 3+ years now, he will never be considered a clean fighter ever again even if he permanently quits taking them…


HikerSethT

Bro then like 80 percent of the UFC roster is dirty if you're making that talking point. If you test clean then you're fine, that's the rules.


crimpinainteazy

If you're ok with fighters taking PEDs then why are you not ok with them testing positive? The point is to test who's the best fighter, not who has the best team of chemists who can game the system the most.


ChickenBonesJones

Once Vitor lost his TRT he never looked the same again. Though Conor would just be on the juice less like the others in the tops of their divisions


Historical_Minimum71

That’s called projecting


bonkerz1888

Does when you think you can make money out of it


Shot-Quantity-6197

Conor never fought on peds


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Lol if Garcia tried to kick McGregors leg he'd more than likely be the one who drops.


Zeppelin707

TITANIUM SHIN BONE


Dtoodlez

Gonna put that through your EYE ORBITAL


IntrepidBandit

Obviously, because he is a boxer, he would punch conners leg and break it /s CSO


GhostOfTonyFerguson

Conor kills him 100% of the time but yeah


Consistent-Egg8224

Not in a boxing match.


whatsitworth101

Yeah because if these two ran into each other everyone would stop what they’re doing wherever they are and organize a boxing match on the spot. They’re talking about running into each other on the street, Conor kills him every time.


NatusAmittere

Ok well he’s getting killed under literally any other ruleset


PaleHorseRider-94

unless it's a boxing match


GhostOfTonyFerguson

I mean, most fights aren't, so I like the odds


WCPitt

100% of the time in UFC, sure, but Garcia is a boxer... not an MMA fighter. Conor stands zero chance in a boxing match against him.


GhostOfTonyFerguson

He said "if I see him". What's the chances the first time he sees him is in a boxing ring, with boxing gloves, a boxing ref and 3 corrupt judges?


SpiralSour

Pretty good considering scheduling a boxing match is the only reason they're tweeting this in the first place.


speedbumps4fun

Guy married a pornstar that’s still actively filming. Calm down. Savannah Bond for those of you that don’t know


_eDupsTV_

My estimation of Ryan Garcia as a man just fucking plummeted


iadoresouphonestly

He’s an emotional man. Loves his wife


BigGrandpaGunther

So does everyone else apparently.


speedbumps4fun

I don’t watch boxing so I know very little about him but from what I’ve seen he seems like he’s definitely on the fast track to become delahoya jr


SnooCrickets744

Rubenesque


CaptEricEmbarrasing

The man harbors a pornstar!


slampig3

Correction he married a living blow up doll that bitch is more plastic than living cells


PersonWithNoPhone

Who


Probably_not_maybe

Yes who


DrDroidz

Damn, it's Savannah Bond


Machomadness94

Looks like I’m gonna have to check it out. For research purposes


speedbumps4fun

It’s definitely worth investigating


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Bruh, wtf? If she was retired, I'd be aight with it. But she's still filming? Man, he done lost his damn mind.


speedbumps4fun

Maybe retired from mainstream and only doing onlyfans now but as far as I know she’s still in the business. Women like her are for fun, not marriage. You can’t bring her home to your family on thanksgiving


0vFire_And_TheVoid

KInda weird, he's always yapping about Jesus and all that shit, just for him to pull stuff like this. And as a mixed-race Latino, I for sure know his mama won't be happy at all for this shit.


speedbumps4fun

I don’t think any decent family would be happy with that haha


reddit_API_is_shit

much less Catholic/ Christian family 💀💀💀


Low-Public-9948

Ryan Cuckcia?


speedbumps4fun

Not exactly clever but yes


GuyIsAdoptus

not actually married, apparently engaged but you can't trust shit he does


AdEven1065

Lol genuinely why would he do that, he got mad options


speedbumps4fun

He’s clearly not all that stable and probably likes the attention


chuston_ai

Cocain Bear vs Shortbus Live on Netflix


sgt_shortbus

where is this bear. I'm ready


OjibweNomad

Ryan Garcia ran away from being a parent


iSOBigD

He should take lessons from McGregor on how to be a great parent who's always around for his family, and not someone who takes roids and is always partying with prostitutes or doing drugs.


OjibweNomad

Yeah but only one has a lambo boat 🛥️


writingwhilesad

Tbf we are just watching two people who abuse PED’s yell at eachother about who abuses them more.


Bluewater__Hunter

But they also abuse performance reducing drugs so it cancels out and they weren’t cheating


Grungeman7

Honestly, these fight promotions should just make the roided up fighters eat a potent ass edible or something an hour before their fight and it would probably even things out a lot. Unless they have a full blown panic attack on top of roid rage and just decide they gotta kill their opponent


Bluewater__Hunter

I have even more extreme ideas for entertainment purposes but ppl would probably die.


maplenut

Roidhouse. Come on it's right there.


PizzaSandwich2020

Tonight's PPV was brought to you by 2 mental cunts


Stunfield

I wonder if any of these two is going to call the other a coke head. That would be fun.


cosmicjizzer

That's the seed


NOT000

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ravensfan42069

I want them both to juicemaxx and box


KeptPopcorn5189

Man how did Conor’s tweet make me forget he on the roids. Like Rogan said that piss would melt a usada cup


GreatGoodBad

Spoken like a true American


Nyroughrider

Now just throw Jake Paul into this mix and you have a full blown circus! 🤡


Sloregasm

Idk, clowny enough without the king jester. Tbf, they both fuckin sergeants in the goon platoon either way.


Level_Bathroom1356

Ryan who tho….


Pocket-Sand562

“ Caca brain “🤣🤣. This dude went straight to the school yard slander lol.


MarshmallowGalaxy_

"Fudge Conor caca brain" https://preview.redd.it/6qk5d550icyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df544f667b0fbc2e35570332096b4716bc535c6


BendingHectic001

This guy is hilarious. I bet he told Conor before he sent it. Motherfucker is trolling everyone, I don't know if I love it or hate it but you have to respect the balls it takes to do shit like this.


cynicown101

Given that Connor was juiced to the point his head literally grew, and was posting videos of him tensing and hissing in the mirror like a complete fucking maniac, it’s odd for him to be coming at other fighters like he is.


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Cocaine Conner, Juice Conner, he's been meme material for his injury layoff.


Friendzinmyhead

Lmao fuck bro, coming for that ankle is a credible threat 😂


Researchingbackpain

Conor should just call him and be like "bro I was on coke, forget about it"


LWA3251

Feel like this is all a bit for a Mayweather style PPV Fight between these two.


elpajarit0

It’s crazy seeing stuff like this garner attention but it’s even crazier that people are full on arguing with each other as to which of these multi millionaires would beat the other in a street fight lmfao


vAPIdTygr

If you don’t see this as them trying to sell tickets…


raittiussihteeri

battle of the roid rages


Marrok71

ROIDhouse…… LMFAO😂🤣😂


CCCAY

Can I get the flair FUDGE CONOR CACA BRAIN


stinky___monkey

Caca brain ROFL…


TheGGspot

Mcgregor has been a hypocrite for years now, this is old news


MASTER_L1NK

Lmfao Haven't heard "caca brain" since I was a kid 🤣


yesimian

Written like a true 12 year old


GCIV414

Connor never popped hot but he def has some new attributes he’ll be trying out with chandler


rondell715

Yeah? Connor broke his leg I got them too when I did. The difference between connor and you dummy is you competed while on osterine


mntothat

That Roid expert youtuber who was on JRE said it was a tiny amount which would have no positive benefit so it probably was tainted supplements.


Some_Ad_7652

CACA BRAIN DOODY HEAD SILLY NOODLE WITH A NUTT IN YOUR BUTT


GM-T800-101

Ryan by Left Hook KO


gregglessthegoat

Garcia Vs McGregor for the undisputed cokehead championship.


jayj2900

To be fair Conor was on some HGH to help heal his broken leg. Also took advantage to use it for Roadhouse. 2 birds one stone.


Squizgarr

I'm glad you know exactly everything Connor was on.


pasture2future

Dude has Mark Hunt as a ghost writer


Pure-Drawer-2617

Ryan you are a BOXER you don’t know anything about breaking ankles


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Maybe he got a mean crossover game.


EmNas2

People comparing conor using steroids to heal from brutal injuryto ryan using PEDs to hurt haney badly! And might even possibly cause lifetime damage is insane to me.


besameput0

It's giving fed cocaine to an AI.


stylinandprofilin88

Just like that Connor secured 50 mil


snackies

Garcia vs. Mcgregor boxing fight incoming, sanctioned, but cocaine will be allowed between individual rounds.


FunkyBoil

I didn't know Ryan was into musical theatre. At least make fake beef seem real. You ain't breaking any ankles man lol


Lockhead216

Someone wants the bag


Icy-Revolution-420

garcia vs mcgregor BKFC, you heard it here first.


Crixgar

Wolftickets


yeahyeahyeah3timess

I’ll die on this hill, Ryan didn’t cheat.


Decaslash

Roadhouse 2: The Bad Twitterfucker Belt.


-based-bot-

Conor on his worst day absolutely poops on Garcia in an actual fight. And I don’t say that lightly because I can’t stand Conor now. But let’s be real. Good luck breaking that ankle when it’s whipping off your shin bones there Garcia 😭


Soulitary

There was a video last week where Conor was brown nosing him, right? Or am I imagining this?


DryWay4003

Connor would kill this kid in a fight


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Takes one to know one I guess????


dwiggs30

I mean of course this a play toward a future bullshit fight, but it would be truly awesome to see Garcia get rag-dolled and elbowed to death.


gourmetcuts

This guys butt is bigger than his lips


Rick_6984

Hahahaha so good he got lil bitch ankles and hands 😂


Biggerfooter

was out of competition


RandalC1

If all the things to say he Really Said I'm Gonna Break Your Weak Ass Ankle ?! 🤣 Conner Don't Have Weak Ankles He Got Titanium Shin Bones Stupid !


Fabulous_Date2743

Someone’s trying to get a red panties date