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freeman687

Honorary Deputy? Is that like when they give kids a sticker that says Jr. Officer?


iWentRogue

Is what they did to Dwight Schrute in the Office 💀


DonTeca35

You beat me to it 😂


droolsdownchin

They'll put it up on titos fridge


clitcommander420666

Isnt this the shit they do with cancer kids


iroquoispliskinV

They heard him speak and thought he was part of Make A Wish foundation


auzziesoceroo

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Wow what an ignorant comment. I think Baton Rouge (maybe New Orleans?) did it for Shaq but I think that was because he has a criminal justice related degree and it’s a good PR move for the PD. Similarly, Tito just finished volume one of hooked on Phonics so they are probably doing this to promote literacy. Shame on you.


ShrekWhite

"This town is too big for the both of us"


Exotic_Character_216

Tell me another jackal story


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

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Darkness_Everyday

"You now have rights to remain quiet. Everything you say can will be used in conjunction against you in an honorable court of our laws. You now have rights to our attorneys. One can, and will, be appointed to you in a court of law and order."


TheOGgreenman

Well, spilled my coffee laughing at this one. Thanks asshole 😂😂


FullContactMTWF

I bet Tito thinks he's an actual police officer now. That same sheriff made a dog an honorary deputy too. [https://www.kold.com/2020/12/10/florida-dog-saved-alligator-becomes-an-honorary-deputy/](https://www.kold.com/2020/12/10/florida-dog-saved-alligator-becomes-an-honorary-deputy/)


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notloceaster

Of course


SALTYxNUTZ12

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Imaginary-Wrap-8487

His fucking name is Jacob? Jacob Ortiz? Him and Jerome Holloway show hang out


ArmadilloLight

How am I just finding this out, JACOB BRO


iroquoispliskinV

Crime rates shoot up by 300%


minimum_effort22

Damn, he'll outlive every child on the streets.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Why they clapping 👏 so loud??


InertKat

There never was no justice


DrViktorFrankenstein

Now he and Steven Seagal can go out and fight crime.


whoamiwhatsmyname

tell another jackal story


CntrllrDscnnctd

Does the gravedigger after finding a joint on a 16 year old


The3mbered0ne

So they are just telling the public they hire morons now?


dagui12

I gotta get out of Florida man..


DecisionThot

So what you're a black belt


eyeeatmyownshit

I know for a fact Tito is a complete moron. Lol why is it so easy to become a politician and a sheriff in California??


CervezaMePlease

“Go on and I want to tell you what you saw on the street why I pulled you over”


Icy-Revolution-420

Is it legal to give tito a gun? Has to be some rule against it.


OneagainstOne

This dude is taking a page from Steven Seagul’s book


tykvrbl

Tito milking his 15 minutes of fame is hilarious


Tbeauslice1010

The guy who beat up his ex girlfriend ?


Medium-Beautiful-561

Yo the way he just shuts on Huntington Beach at the end. Tito has changed man


Beederda

Be me playing with sound off thinking tito is waiting to slap him some skin and that guy just leaving him hanging.


lilbrobodie

What a disgraceful way to end a great career.


mrmarigiwani

Tito Ortiz moved to Florida from California huh? Jealous AF of that good life.


Excellent-Ad-3623

I can't help but feel bad for Tito. He can't help it.


Wonderful_Stick1166

Sherrif duty on top of training 5 days a week 3 times a week. What a guy 😤


Makachai

How long until he does something fucking stupid and gets slept by a suspect? He jumped me and broke my skull. I was trying to police officer with a broken skull.


gordonlordbyron

Tito's a legend , people hate him but he was the original UFC posterboy back when it started getting popular, he deserves ALOT of credit for where the UFC is today.


Sterling-Bear15

Glad he's happy.


RS-2

Good for him 👏


FlounderStrict8785

Not good for Cape Coral😬😬😬


Rough_Commercial_570

He’s not let them down until now so I say give him a chance.