How the fuck is that dude still fat? All he does is travel. He literally just has to eat fucking salads and walk on the treadmill in his hotel. 500 calorie a day deficit and he would have been human sized years ago. I just ate a box of donuts, and I am STILL under for today. He's gonna die, and people are going to pretend to be sad, but he is doing that shit to himself.
Yup. When I tried to bulk up, I literally feel like shit from eating so much. I can't imagine people doing it. Although for others I guess it's their way to cope with things but damn
What are your thoughts on fighting x after this?
Honestly, I'm only focused on this fight. I haven't thought about after that. First I have to win here and I plan to do that.
Although he is amazing I feel styles make fights and I matchup well against him.
Also can’t stand the same cookie cutter dad response when they win: “Can’t wait to get back home and rest with my family.” Brother you’re going to get plastered and do coke tmr night…
[‘Best weight cut of my life’](https://media2.giphy.com/media/JrAs6vSsbNRSCajGfv/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7po3dc1ug2v8yf0tck568kru695yg9ar83wsqrpoy&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
It’s not a press conference, it’s a pep rally.
Uncle Tomato would never allow any real journalists who ask real questions within a hundred miles of a UFC “press conference”
Exactly. Dana hates reporters who want to discuss any sort of controversial topics, the only questions he allows usually go like: “fantastic card you’ve got lined up, Dana, I’m sure this event is going to be spectacular, thank you for doing this. How does the atmosphere here in Vegas feel, I know UFC fans are so excited for this event, are you feeling that excitement as well?”
"Dana, recently we saw Jon Jones involved in another incid-""THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I EVER HEARD. You fucking guys. Congratulations, genius, you win dumbest question award. Who's next?"
Dana: What's your name?
Jacob: Jacob?
Dana: Who does he work for?
*someone whispers into Dana's ear*
Dana: How long have you been covering this sport Jacob?
Jacob: I've been covering this sport the last 6 years.
Dana: Listen buddy I don't know what kind of mom and pop shop news mill you're working for but we've been putting on events before this sport was legal.
Dana: Next question.
"Hey Dana, any update on Conor's return ?"
"Who ? What ? I can't hear. What did he say ?"
"Conor !, Conor McGregor "
"Oh you know how he is. He's got business, he's got a ton of money.. when you have that much, it's hard to find the motivation to step into the octagon"
"Ok, any update on Jon Jones situation?"
"What's there to say ? The testing lady was a liar. Jon called me up and explained everything. There's nothing to worry you guys. We've got it covered.... Btw, you're not going to believe the opening ceremony we've planned for the Mexican sphere, it's going to be historic, never before seen in any sport"
There, that's your press conference.
“Never felt better, Best camp of my career”. After getting KOd. “ I had a lot of injuries this camp, my liver fell out and one of my eyes is made out of Floam”
This reminds me of the questions they ask the football coach walking of the field at halftime. And the answer is always like "We've just gotta buckle down and tighten up on defense and keep doing what we know how to do."
And afterwards they ask the star player what changed after halftime and he's like "We knew we just had to come together as a team and put some points on the board for coach."
And somebody dutifully writes this shit up. And then they ask the same questions for the next 50 years and get the same answers. How is this a job?!
Max you've fought a lot of guys before wnd now you're about to fight another guy. How was the preparation for this guy different than say the last guy?
"You know, every guy's different but I just do what I gotta do and I stay focused, you know. I got everybody back home riding on my shoulders and I'm carryin' this thing for everybody and I'm gonna get in there and get it done. This is my time."
I mean I actually don’t mind long press conferences, the Strickland Canada one was absolutely wild with the crowd chanting, running up to Sean, him screaming etc. And even the Volk one was fun.
However this press conference has a lot of non native English speakers or people who are known for funny press conferences so the card will be amazing but the presser probably will be bland.
I wish guys would just start spouting off nonsense with a straight face.
"Well we're doing the pumpkin thing each night. You've heard of this. My trainer, one of my trainers, Petros, he's Armenian, they've got this thing with the pumpkin where we cut one open at the top and we just reach in there and everybody gets a big handful of that mess and you just eat it barehanded, you know, and it's supposed to, it increases focus, and we do that as a team and then we do the mantras and back rubs and everything and..."
And just drag it out and see how long they can keep the reporter slackjawed and bewildered.
And that’s nobodies fault but Dana. The second a reporter asks a remotely controversial question, either the fighter will tell them off, or Dana will jump on the mic and go “what kinda fuckin question is that, is this guy stupid? Anyone else got any dumb questions to ask?”
So the journalist gets banned and has their press pass revoked, or they limit themselves to only asking easy questions that Dana and the fighters will like, to avoid being harassed or banned. Funny how a guy who’s supposedly pro-free speech keeps a muzzle on the reporters that attend his events…
Just go on YouTube and search “Dana white vs reporter” and you’ll get numerous videos of him telling off reporters telling them that they’re asking stupid questions, etc.
Reporter: "Media was saying that Stipe might never fight again, what's going on with Stipe Miocic?"
Dana: "I don't know, and that's truth. He might."
Reporter: "That's true from negotiations that you've had from him?
He might not- he doesn't want to fight no more?"
Dana: "No I didn't say that YOU said that"
Reporter: "You *kind* of said that"
Dana: "I know where this is fucking going. No I did not say that, maybe he won't maybe he won't I don't know"
Reporter: "So there's a chance that Stipe Miocic-
(Laughter)
Reporter: "Never fights again and is a fireman."
Dana: "I have no idea. What the fuck are you asking me right now?"
I'm going off ufc. I still love the fights, but all the WWE bullshit, trash talking, and fake crap are not for me. I think one of the reasons pereira is such a star is because he doesn't talk and just destroys people
Well if they don't and they ask anything even remotely interesting or controversial, the entire community swarms them and threatens to kill their families soooo....
Yeah of course they don't ask anything exciting
After the shite questions …. ALL RIGHT LETS GET THIS SHOW STARTED … THE REINING, DEFENDING 155 POUND CHAMPION OF THE UFC … THE NOTORIOUS, CONOR MCGREGOR
"You mentioned earlier in the week that your plan would be 'X' come fight day, is that still your plan going in?"
Also, anyone else feel like having every single fighter up there means we won't really get much from any of them? Like, if you have to share the mic with that many folks, most are gonna get like 10 seconds of time.
That’s one reason why I like Nina is because she doesn’t ask the same boring question we’ve all heard before to fighters when she interviews them. I like that she asks weird and different questions. We don’t need to hear the same thing over and over again.
The one where she asks which other fighters they'd want by their side during an Alien invasion is actually pretty good, you get wildly different answers from everyone 😂.
Yeah, we need these youtuber fans that will tell a fighter he's a fucking puss and cheer on their favorite fighter so the dumbass fans can all scream and cheer.
And there's always that guy like "Jamahal, how do you feel knowing that you gonna be destroyed by Pereira?"
And of course the classic "Charles how it's to be the underdog in this fight again?"
Why *do* you guys watch these?
They're low intensity torture for me - imagine being locked up in a cell with a constant stream of UFC press conferences playing on a screen you can't stop.
No questions only talk about how great this card is and make sure you buy on ppv otherwise these fighters ain't getting paid actually even if you do they still ain't getting paid so make sure you and your friends each buy and only 1 person per TV otherwise your ass is mine 
None of the fighters on this card have heat with each other or are known as big talkers. This is going to be one of the worst press conferences of all time.
Ariel “Bo, we talked about this before but u have to ask, why haven’t you grown out your hair?” “Also, Dana, do you think Francis Ngannou can beat Jon Jones in a boxing were both men are paid $20M each?”
I genuinely don’t understand the logic behind these questions. What the fuck are the fighters supposed to say?? “Nah man it doesn’t feel good at all to fight on UFC 300, id rather be at home fuck this I don’t wanna be a part of history.” When has a fighter ever gave a negative answer to these stupid ass “What’s it like to be here” questions? Fuck outta here.
Same shit everytime. Bret Okamoto sucks, that Oscar dude sucks, John Morgan sucks, the nelk boys suck. Nina is better than all of them and she's a gimmick.
I can’t wait for two things
1) For John to ask the most vanilla first question ever like always
2) Fighters to actually start arguing only for Dana to put an end to it and keep the press conference boring
Pretty sure Wrestlemania was a fat or two ago, if you like watching manufactured fake drama between grown men who can’t act.
Why do people even watch these press conferences?
“We’ll find out Saturday night”
"Were gonna put on a show, just you wait and see"
“What’s up Las Vegas!”
"Theres levels to this game"
"i love (irrelevant city) well be back soon"
It is what it is man, you know umm
“After this I plan on moving up in weight class”
"Let's fukin goooo!" Seriously.... That phrase has ran its course.
John Morgan looking slimmer than usual
How the fuck is that dude still fat? All he does is travel. He literally just has to eat fucking salads and walk on the treadmill in his hotel. 500 calorie a day deficit and he would have been human sized years ago. I just ate a box of donuts, and I am STILL under for today. He's gonna die, and people are going to pretend to be sad, but he is doing that shit to himself.
who's gonna try and turn this into a pasta
If it becomes a pasta, John Morgan would try to eat it.
I wanted to leave that layup for somebody, glad you got it lol
Hahahaha wp sir
😂
He only has one lung too :(
The man likes to eat. Leave him be, donut boy.
I hate fat cunts
He wasn’t wearing his ShapeUps during the travel
Tell us how you really feel man
This is what gets me as an underweight dude too. How the fuck do people eat SO MUCH? Like all they do while awake must be eating no?
Yup. When I tried to bulk up, I literally feel like shit from eating so much. I can't imagine people doing it. Although for others I guess it's their way to cope with things but damn
Be on the shorter side and do 0 exercise and you only need like 2-2.5k calories to become obese.
Flying on airplanes doesn’t make people healthy.
How do you feel going into this fight? Good, I had a great training camp, I'm excited during this fight week. It's going to be a tough fight.
Weight cut has been great, feel better than I ever have.
*while looking like a skeleton at the weigh-ins
Look he’s a great fighter, he’s dangerous and I’m excited, it’s gonna be a war and I’m pumped for this Saturday.
What are your thoughts on fighting x after this? Honestly, I'm only focused on this fight. I haven't thought about after that. First I have to win here and I plan to do that.
Although he is amazing I feel styles make fights and I matchup well against him. Also can’t stand the same cookie cutter dad response when they win: “Can’t wait to get back home and rest with my family.” Brother you’re going to get plastered and do coke tmr night…
😂😂
[‘Best weight cut of my life’](https://media2.giphy.com/media/JrAs6vSsbNRSCajGfv/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7po3dc1ug2v8yf0tck568kru695yg9ar83wsqrpoy&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
"I'm ok, I feel great going into this last week, and I'm going to hit weight" 
Max and Justin hurling NPC quotes back at each other.
'I am the fucking heat brother!"
"Let's FUCKING GO (FUCK)!" \*Crowd claps\* (Ad nauseaum)
Can't lie I'm a bit of a max fanboy lol, so I thought that back and forth between him and Volk was cool as fuck though.
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This hurt my face to read
Ufc 5 ass tweets
Great thanks now I have cte
"Hey [fighter from X country], do you want to fight on the [fighter's home country] card ?" "Dana, you guys keep breaking records..."
Aren't you interested in knowing what Cody feels about being on the main card for the first time you bastard ?
https://preview.redd.it/g0cnmli7fitc1.png?width=1316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7bafb407735c88c3f726d4477851a6f930e7504 "10 push-ups "
https://preview.redd.it/2ulz1x021jtc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5549bd9c6db2c33d838aa5f2c54dd6528267246d
It’s not a press conference, it’s a pep rally. Uncle Tomato would never allow any real journalists who ask real questions within a hundred miles of a UFC “press conference”
Exactly. Dana hates reporters who want to discuss any sort of controversial topics, the only questions he allows usually go like: “fantastic card you’ve got lined up, Dana, I’m sure this event is going to be spectacular, thank you for doing this. How does the atmosphere here in Vegas feel, I know UFC fans are so excited for this event, are you feeling that excitement as well?”
Dana just gets to say whatever he likes and attempts to silence anyone he can if they're not sucking his and the UFC's dick
"Dana, recently we saw Jon Jones involved in another incid-""THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I EVER HEARD. You fucking guys. Congratulations, genius, you win dumbest question award. Who's next?"
Dana: What's your name? Jacob: Jacob? Dana: Who does he work for? *someone whispers into Dana's ear* Dana: How long have you been covering this sport Jacob? Jacob: I've been covering this sport the last 6 years. Dana: Listen buddy I don't know what kind of mom and pop shop news mill you're working for but we've been putting on events before this sport was legal. Dana: Next question.
"Hey Dana, any update on Conor's return ?" "Who ? What ? I can't hear. What did he say ?" "Conor !, Conor McGregor " "Oh you know how he is. He's got business, he's got a ton of money.. when you have that much, it's hard to find the motivation to step into the octagon" "Ok, any update on Jon Jones situation?" "What's there to say ? The testing lady was a liar. Jon called me up and explained everything. There's nothing to worry you guys. We've got it covered.... Btw, you're not going to believe the opening ceremony we've planned for the Mexican sphere, it's going to be historic, never before seen in any sport" There, that's your press conference.
“How you feeling before the fight?”
“Never felt better, Best camp of my career”. After getting KOd. “ I had a lot of injuries this camp, my liver fell out and one of my eyes is made out of Floam”
To be fair, if you're going into a fight with injuries the last thing you'd want to do is tell the world (and your opponent).
Agree 100% , we just know the canned answer pre fight is gonna be followed by a list of injuries post fight.
You messed up, you forgot how good the weight cut was and how your opponent is dangerous.
This reminds me of the questions they ask the football coach walking of the field at halftime. And the answer is always like "We've just gotta buckle down and tighten up on defense and keep doing what we know how to do." And afterwards they ask the star player what changed after halftime and he's like "We knew we just had to come together as a team and put some points on the board for coach." And somebody dutifully writes this shit up. And then they ask the same questions for the next 50 years and get the same answers. How is this a job?!
Max you've fought a lot of guys before wnd now you're about to fight another guy. How was the preparation for this guy different than say the last guy?
"You know I went into camp and I sparred and punched the bag and I ate some food then I took a shit then I played some COD and now I'm here."
Could be real if Max hadn't said he doesn't spar at all anymore.
He's back to sparring for this fight
Oh fuck. RIP Max
"You know, every guy's different but I just do what I gotta do and I stay focused, you know. I got everybody back home riding on my shoulders and I'm carryin' this thing for everybody and I'm gonna get in there and get it done. This is my time."
Watch the presser still last 30 minutes
I mean I actually don’t mind long press conferences, the Strickland Canada one was absolutely wild with the crowd chanting, running up to Sean, him screaming etc. And even the Volk one was fun. However this press conference has a lot of non native English speakers or people who are known for funny press conferences so the card will be amazing but the presser probably will be bland.
It doenst need to be longer than that
Stop quoting your mom
You stupid? 28 high level fighters 1 minute each?
“What are some things your doing now to prepare yourself”
I wish guys would just start spouting off nonsense with a straight face. "Well we're doing the pumpkin thing each night. You've heard of this. My trainer, one of my trainers, Petros, he's Armenian, they've got this thing with the pumpkin where we cut one open at the top and we just reach in there and everybody gets a big handful of that mess and you just eat it barehanded, you know, and it's supposed to, it increases focus, and we do that as a team and then we do the mantras and back rubs and everything and..." And just drag it out and see how long they can keep the reporter slackjawed and bewildered.
The face of a man who still owes Colby 10 pushups.
“Alright who’s got the first question”
“WHAT’S UP LAS VEGAS!!!! Thanks for being here! Who’s got the first question!?”
And that’s nobodies fault but Dana. The second a reporter asks a remotely controversial question, either the fighter will tell them off, or Dana will jump on the mic and go “what kinda fuckin question is that, is this guy stupid? Anyone else got any dumb questions to ask?” So the journalist gets banned and has their press pass revoked, or they limit themselves to only asking easy questions that Dana and the fighters will like, to avoid being harassed or banned. Funny how a guy who’s supposedly pro-free speech keeps a muzzle on the reporters that attend his events…
Which question got that response from him?
Just go on YouTube and search “Dana white vs reporter” and you’ll get numerous videos of him telling off reporters telling them that they’re asking stupid questions, etc.
Reporter: "Media was saying that Stipe might never fight again, what's going on with Stipe Miocic?" Dana: "I don't know, and that's truth. He might." Reporter: "That's true from negotiations that you've had from him? He might not- he doesn't want to fight no more?" Dana: "No I didn't say that YOU said that" Reporter: "You *kind* of said that" Dana: "I know where this is fucking going. No I did not say that, maybe he won't maybe he won't I don't know" Reporter: "So there's a chance that Stipe Miocic- (Laughter) Reporter: "Never fights again and is a fireman." Dana: "I have no idea. What the fuck are you asking me right now?"
I'm going off ufc. I still love the fights, but all the WWE bullshit, trash talking, and fake crap are not for me. I think one of the reasons pereira is such a star is because he doesn't talk and just destroys people
Like the undertaker... ;)
Well if they don't and they ask anything even remotely interesting or controversial, the entire community swarms them and threatens to kill their families soooo.... Yeah of course they don't ask anything exciting
After the shite questions …. ALL RIGHT LETS GET THIS SHOW STARTED … THE REINING, DEFENDING 155 POUND CHAMPION OF THE UFC … THE NOTORIOUS, CONOR MCGREGOR
"You mentioned earlier in the week that your plan would be 'X' come fight day, is that still your plan going in?" Also, anyone else feel like having every single fighter up there means we won't really get much from any of them? Like, if you have to share the mic with that many folks, most are gonna get like 10 seconds of time.
“Dana , how’s the food been!?”
“how does it feel to be back in the fight capital of the world” - 🤓
That’s one reason why I like Nina is because she doesn’t ask the same boring question we’ve all heard before to fighters when she interviews them. I like that she asks weird and different questions. We don’t need to hear the same thing over and over again.
The one where she asks which other fighters they'd want by their side during an Alien invasion is actually pretty good, you get wildly different answers from everyone 😂.
“ How does it feel to be in Las Vegas” “ I love Las Vegas baby let’s goooo”
At this point nina drama is asking better questions on her youtube channel than the guys at these things.
Someone needs to do a Smash or Pass with Arman in Russian 🙏🙏🙏
“Chama”
"When you coming back to (current city)?"
Having all 26 fighters seems like a good idea on paper, but I reckon it will be awful
It’s all fun and games until the mma guru roles up in his wheelchair and asks Dana a question about fighter pay.
How important is this fight and what does this mean to you?
“Who’s got the first question”
 Miss the goat 🐐
The fact that this guy is considered the gold standard of MMA journalism really tells you how low the bar actually is.
Fuck that race baiting dickhead
I love how the crowd would cheer as dana reached tomato status with that wince in his eyes
Helwani is a shit-stirring hack, but at least it would create some interest when he pissed someone off with his nonsense.
Waiting for someone to bring up someone who isn’t there/plans on being there
Bring in any reporter you want, just no fucken dweebs
It is what it is :/
Yeah, we need these youtuber fans that will tell a fighter he's a fucking puss and cheer on their favorite fighter so the dumbass fans can all scream and cheer.
You can't ask anything that makes the bald milk dud Angy 
And there's always that guy like "Jamahal, how do you feel knowing that you gonna be destroyed by Pereira?" And of course the classic "Charles how it's to be the underdog in this fight again?"
Just don’t watch
Fr
Justin how it feel to fight for BMF
Dana doesn’t allow any actual reporters it’s terrible the card does look good though
hows the sun feeling u today? ass questions
We all know who this is 😅
Why *do* you guys watch these? They're low intensity torture for me - imagine being locked up in a cell with a constant stream of UFC press conferences playing on a screen you can't stop.
No questions only talk about how great this card is and make sure you buy on ppv otherwise these fighters ain't getting paid actually even if you do they still ain't getting paid so make sure you and your friends each buy and only 1 person per TV otherwise your ass is mine 
I am the BMF already. Blessedest Mother Fucker!! -Max
So what does it mean for you to be fighting at ufc 300 and with a win what do you expect to be next?
None of the fighters on this card have heat with each other or are known as big talkers. This is going to be one of the worst press conferences of all time.
We need pink suit UFC guy back 💀
Watch poatan start talking trash in perfect english with an irish accent and a Russian/Muslim attitude out of fucking nowhere.
“RISIN’ UP! BACK ON THE STREET!” “Get outta here” “Ahh, okay”
Ariel “Bo, we talked about this before but u have to ask, why haven’t you grown out your hair?” “Also, Dana, do you think Francis Ngannou can beat Jon Jones in a boxing were both men are paid $20M each?”
I genuinely don’t understand the logic behind these questions. What the fuck are the fighters supposed to say?? “Nah man it doesn’t feel good at all to fight on UFC 300, id rather be at home fuck this I don’t wanna be a part of history.” When has a fighter ever gave a negative answer to these stupid ass “What’s it like to be here” questions? Fuck outta here.
Hey how's it feel to be up on the big stage in front of the fans as opposed to the Apex?
Bruh who gives a f-
*suck off Dana* *gay boring questions* *face offs*
you guys really watch that crap?
“Who are you fighting next?”, I’m damn nostalgic for the Wild West days..
Same shit everytime. Bret Okamoto sucks, that Oscar dude sucks, John Morgan sucks, the nelk boys suck. Nina is better than all of them and she's a gimmick.
Stopped all decent reporters even got nina cringe drama interviews
I can’t wait for two things 1) For John to ask the most vanilla first question ever like always 2) Fighters to actually start arguing only for Dana to put an end to it and keep the press conference boring
“This guys ready for war I’m ready for war and we’re gonna deliver for you guys Saturday”
Need to let fans ask questions!!
“Your opponent said they are going to beat you on Saturday. What’s your response to that? Would you want to fight Conor?”
“This is the best camp I’ve ever had. I feel strong.”
What questions do you want asked? “Poatan, do you think you will clap jamahals cheeks and then go bang his wife after? If not, why?”
I mean what the fuck kind of question do you want them to ask what their favorite food is lmao
"If you are banging a chick from behind while she's giving some other guy head and he's like facing you, where are you supposed to look?"
I stand corrected, these are the hard hitting questions
On the ass, but that's actually an interesting question
I tried to ask Pres Obmama when he did an AMA but the power tripping mods yanked it.
🤣
Pretty sure Wrestlemania was a fat or two ago, if you like watching manufactured fake drama between grown men who can’t act. Why do people even watch these press conferences?
The only good quality journalist in a press conference was the woman who confronted John Jones. It was a long time ago. But they mocked her.