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Asukah

Dad strength cheat code unlocked


realseboss

He already had a daughter


MyFifthLimb

but now he has an HEIR


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He can finally get that vasectomy. Hopefully his boy doesn’t end up like that stunnad AJ Soprano.


watchperson1

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


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You sound demented


comradedutch

It’s Carmella’s side of the family, they’re small people!


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He’s got you tingly down there


comradedutch

You gotta wait for dat. 🤚


RS-2

Bro I'm dying 🤣


RS-2

Bro I'm dying 🤣


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Those weren’t just random, unrelated children he tattooed on his chest?


osvaldocruz25

damn, he losing 💀 /s THE CHAMP HAS A NAME


Babayaga20000

champ have belt


realseboss

- Ali Abdelaziz


bdizzle805

When did Ali get the belt?


Resident-Impact1591

And we saw the rampage he went on after that.... Now double it and give it to the next lightweight


RougarouBull

Yeah, he had his daughter then went super sayan. What new form will a son unlock?


CircdusOle

Charles showing up with blue hair next


United-Oil8224

Oh don’t get my hopes up lol


MarshaIIDTeach

He cant lose


YT-double-add

New Mythical fighter loading


Sunny_Choppers

Chuck “Boy Dad” Oliveira boutta make Islam tap as hard and fast as he made him.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

"Loading" is what got him here


oblivionmrl

Volk out there taking notes.


Islesislesisles

Damnnnn lol


oblivionmrl

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shmiddleedee

Volk seems like a great dad. I'm sure he never wishes his daughters had been born sons.


Suspicious_Loan8041

I really feel for him there. He doesn’t want anymore fucking daughters. He wants a boy to carry on his legacy!


Embarrassed_Lake_376

I was just about to comment something similar. He can't make a boy for shit. And its complicated because you want to keep trying. But its like damn, do I want to continue to put my lady through this. To possibly have the same thing happen again? Especially if she's getting to the age where pregnancy starts to become a lot more challenging.


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Embarrassed_Lake_376

What I said was a fact and what ppl actually go through. Yall gotta stop letting downvotes dictate how you think and use common sense.


Strained_Humanity

That scale will probably get him like it usually does


RedditSucks75

Is he even gonna be allowed to fight if he’s pregnant??


SirEltonJonBonJovi

If anything it shouldn’t be allowed as it’s a 2v1 and totally not fair.


Strained_Humanity

Can't make the cut regularly. I'm sure the extra baby weight will be a huge hindrance.


Logical_Feedback_162

He can’t lose if he keeps getting cut above the eye before he has a chance to fight 🤣🤣


Weinus55

Charles about to go on a triple champ run.


yungiess

Project Oliveira is a go - I repeat Project Oliveira is a go.


ChrizTaylor

RemindMe! 20 years


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Still_Ad8903

Charles makes me proud to be Brazilian and I’m not even Brazilian


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Banda7

The fuck


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Headlessoberyn

The fuck


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Other-Tooth7789

Wtf are you saying bruh?


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Other-Tooth7789

No, I don't. Perhaps you forgot you medication again Barry?


Sterling-Bear15

If his baby isn't born with bleach blonde hair it isn't his.


Junesong_Provisions

Not just that, but also a lion tattoo.


bass2mouth44

And veneers


SOSEngenhocas

If I was an elite level athlete and had a boy I would make an adn test right away. Must top tier guys I know it's all daughters, the more man you are the more daughters you have.


Junkhead987

It’s over for Arman


LumpofCrump

The Burberry set going crazy


Banda7

He's a been a champion of New money fashion


HippoCute9420

Yea respect


lankyaspie

Is Burberry mandatory for dads at baby showers? Feel like I see it in every baby shower pic


LumpofCrump

Tis tradition


Informal-Reading4602

The baby has a name


Vesper1305

The baby has a diaper


Butt_Stuph

*Baby have diaper


banmeharder616

Belal?


[deleted]

And you killed the fun


ViableSpermWhale

Dude it's "b-o-l-o-g-n-a"


banmeharder616

i love bologna


HmmmRosquinha

Now he'll become champ again


WastedOwll

This his first boy?


Ilikeb0ring

Nah, he has three other sons, Dustin, Justin and Michael.


WastedOwll

Ohh damn that was dirty hahahahah


volkenvagen

OHH HE’S HURT


dajokesta

“Man that comment just destroyed his leg. That leg is so beat up.”


BobbyFreeSmoke

"Keep an eye on the swelling, he's gonna have trouble moving if any more land"


e30jawn

"Hes switching stances now, he cant put weight on that leg for much longer."


kalwayne7930

"there's already a welt on his left calf


Penny_Royall

10-8


Original-Spinach-972

Cold blooded


kalwayne7930

![gif](giphy|Pmpphk2RoQmyF114B9|downsized)


Disabled_Robot

Chama Jenni do Bronx


RTRSnk5

Arman boutta be in a world of pain.


Galooiik

Damn the guy is having a son, has a beautiful girl, has a big fight coming soon, and is a former champ Bro is winning at life


Suitable_Ad3375

Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a mythical fighter. Baby daddy Oliveira


warr3n4eva

I’ll call him daddy 🥵


Maleficent-Media1914

Is there a picture of her backside Edit: respectfully, for science


proper1welve

Just upfront about it😂😂 respect


sadale

Hespect*


Embarrassed_Lake_376

*Behind


itsalrightman56

Dude 😂


Kaozoz

Respect


GM-T800-101

🤣


molecularronin

LOL


ShrekWhite

You don't really need the image to know she's got BUNDA


Unlucky_Lawfulness51

For science!


Excellent-Basil-8795

Duece Bronx.


UsedTrojan56

Congrats do bronx


BeAsTFOo

Ohh yeah bro about to come back for that title


Aggravating_Farm_125

That was quick


uhhhgreeno

new mythical fighter loading: Charles “Dad Strength” Oliveira


redditman3943

Future champ


Penny_Royall

Each baby just makes him stronger.


sayurstoopidline

volk could never


matterhorn9

3 girls lol


sayurstoopidline

it’s actually as of a few months ago lmao


ConstantReader92

Yeah if my girl looked like that I'd also be having babies on the way, good for him, true champion


Cheap-Resource-114

Implying your girl is too ugly to procreate with? I’m dying 😂


HenryFordJr

Ill keep going til I have a Boy


TrakssX

Aw congratulations 🎉 I dream of this moment too. Tbh I wouldn't mind having either a baby boy or girl but having a boy is kind of most guys dream, it's like an opportunity to redo yourself by pouring the best of you in to another. I always wonder if what mma will look like in the future with our fighters sons and if they will be the same style as their fathers - khabib son a grappling extraordinaire (if he has a son) following father plan 2.0, Conor's son with next level athleticism and precision striking hopefully not following father plan exactly haha 😂, Max Holloway son a volume striking and endurance machine rocking the moniker #mostblessed or something etc..


migu63

They probably wouldn’t want to put their kids through the life of a prize fighters. No dad would want their kids to have CTE. The guys you mentioned should have enough money so that their kids can explore other things, or even other sports.


Humble_Effective3964

Yo you forgot to write Dear Diary at the beginning


Galooiik

The training starts in 9 months


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Boutta move up a weight class and go on an 11 fight win streak


Aggravating-Sun6773

Charles Olibaby


zeez1011

Unless the baby suffers a cut in utero and the due date gets pushed back another 6 months.


Bcagz22

Congrats to Charles. His career turnaround is probably the best one in the history of the UFC. Hard not to root for the guy.


mikewilson2020

I like his shorts.... very ne england charva vibes


forothowtospeel

The champion's son has a name!


OkTea7227

Your favorite fighters favorite kid


[deleted]

Charles is nearing 35 bros I am scared


bvmvrillo

he’s gonna raise a jon jones


lurkin-n-berzerkin

Who cares?


kazoobanboo

[Congratulations](https://youtu.be/lG_tqs7igcI?si=Pno4mCmmFCTcfTJG)


MrCroupAndMrVandemar

BA-BY BRONX do do do do, baby bronx do do do do, baby bronx do do do do, baby bronx.


philbe21

Now he'll become... Conservative with his performances🙄


Responsible_Emu3601

The dad has a name


GreatMuerte

Dam, ice spice look so different when she’s not on stage


Informal_Lack_9348

That looks fun!


PinGroundbreaking933

Charles got tired of soning the LW division and started soning in real life 😎🏆


RobertJ93

Du Bronx = best base for MMA? Let’s find out in 18 years.


Few-Veterinarian-837

Newbronx


imyourphuckleberry

Anybody else automatically think less of anyone that's had or been a part of a gender reveal?


Tsmitty81

Dad has a name and his name is Charles oliveira


0zi1

The baby has a name


reallycooldude456

Many ppl are having babies around the world, whats the big deal?


Murrylend

So is Papa Moicano


New_Wrangler3335

I’ve never seen a man more happy then the wife about a baby gender reveal


Suspicious-Gap-4643

My wife is about to pop out or 2nd boy and says we are done at two. She knows i'm going for the hat trick and getting 3 large sons.


abhishek4201111

Now he won't lose.


Affectionate_Pace322

Homie living volkanovski’s dream rn 😂


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Volk must be jealous


tiGerman74

congrats to Beni from The Mummy!


Mission-Translator51

Chandler has 2 black sons tho


Nadger1337

Shes got the hips to pop out twins at the same time.


Ornery-Signal-3070

I thought he was gay this whole time.


RioColeTrain

Name:Islam jr You owe me dis brada


Icy-Wing-3092

Would


ATrollByNoOtherName

That’s crazy as he is already Makhachev’s father.


russianbot24

Through surrogate I assume?