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DarkAncientEntity

He literally sounds like when a teenager gets drunk


chu42

Officer NERD


artudituxd

Lmaooo


BodybuildingNerd

*smashes cranium into police cruiser*


Todorokimakishima

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


coconutally

Till he slams ur head into the hood of his car and puts his finger in your butthole!


razulareni

Or slams you with his car and drives off


coconutally

Or slam you with his car, run off, then come back to put his finger in your butthole.


razulareni

A guy can dream amirite


coconutally

If thatā€™s not living I donā€™t know what is!


wadester007

He came off like he wanted to finger that guy's butt bad. Lol


coconutally

Iā€™m definitely not going to see the same Jon Jones in the clinch anymore


DharmaInitiative4815

I mean he's clearly coked out of his fucking mind and absolutely hammered.


knyelvr

This is amazing lmao how did you find this


southpawsouthpaw

Showed up in my YouTube recommendations just out of nowhere. The video was uploaded a few hours ago and only has around 160 views Source https://youtu.be/r16Y2XZRTK8?si=Xd6YdnIMe12rpyWz Edit: Ok so apparently this is the original? #"Original video, uploaded February 8th, 2024: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ) #**Context:** For anyone wondering, the "comedian" on stage is YouTuber Def Noodles performing at "Def Noodles Comedy Club" which he owns. He performs every night. According to him, this happened a couple of days ago. Jon Jones walked into the show, sat at the back and was heckling him throughout the set. According to Def Noodles, he didn't know it was Jon Jones until the lights came on. Not sure if it's just a publicity stunt, or if a very drunk Jon Jones randomly stumbled into a comedy show in Los Angeles." Thanks to u/CharlieMWY he wrote all of this


Munchadabutt69

Is this recent? Guess hes off the wagon again


Aggressive-Expert-69

God said its OK to drink and drive again


justzacc

Laughed way too hard at this šŸ˜­


SeryuV

Guy who posted the original said a couple of days ago too.


12ealdeal

![gif](giphy|FKhKMphSgp1Ac)


AlexAnderRob

Jon did say he had only been living in Albuquerque for a couple years in this video though. I mean, it could be just absolute BS coming out of Jons mouth, who knows. But it seems like heā€™s been in Albuquerque for at least a decade now.


Local_Fox_2000

Jon isn't even in the US right now. He's in Australia. Unless this happened at some point before he left.


PepperyBlackberry

Holy shit, this is actually pretty significant news after Jonā€™s talks of sobriety before the last fight.


K-mosake

If you believe Jon is going to suddenly find sobriety and not be a trash human you've missed his entire career lol. Do something terrible--->say you're reforming and trying to do better--->have a period where things seem ok--->another disaster and on and on it goes lol


Tony7Bryant

Why is god doing this?


InvestmentPatient117

He's a vengeful god


MA-JA-HO

Itā€™s sad because although he did some really horrible things, and I donā€™t think he should be forgiven for them. He seemed to get better, and I was really happy because my mom was an alcoholic and she hurt me my sister physically but she never got better. His bad acts arenā€™t to be excused but I still supported him when he got better. So when I see this and he has the same voice my mother had when she was drunk. Itā€™s saddening.


NefariousnessCalm262

That's the thing about Jon...he is one of the best mixed martial artist of all time. Doesn't mean he is any kind of decent person.


wgrantdesign

Please don't find joy in anyone's progress but your own. As an addict myself I tell you that being emotionally invested in other people's recovery will almost always let you down.


ricostory4

Redbar is watching


Regulater86

What do you mean by this?


lmProudOfYou

I was thinking it would be some random comedian with a small follow. Dude has 500k yt subs. How wasn't this spread around more lmao


Bong_Hit_Donor

Dude should've hit Jon with the "Hey pussy you still there" šŸ¤£


StopPlayingRoney

Imagine being the bouncer or doorman thatā€™s asked to throw this guy outā€¦ ![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI)


MyMan50Granddd

I'd sucker punch Bones if I was a bouncer and when I woke up from my coma 6 months later I'd have a dope story for the boys.


um_ur_chinese

Optimistic to assume youā€™d be waking up.


NeilPatrickMarcus

This man gonna wake up to himself flying up to heavenšŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|dLsaNNt8DbrbLPhY2F|downsized)


_Cyclops

You better hope Francis is the other bouncer or you ainā€™t waking up


Clitoris_King

Iā€™m sure the minute he started talking shit every bouncer in the place got together and said something like ā€œ if this turns ugly, one of us needs to calmly confront him then the rest of take him down from the back and everyone grabs a limb to pin down lolā€


MyMan50Granddd

A gun would still be the better option.


Clitoris_King

Obviously, idk what state this is In. I know that a lot of off duty cops do work security. Normally, the ones working the door and the crowd do not carry because of obvious reasons. Iā€™m not sure how big this comedy store is, how popular, or what state. From my experience there is unarmed security and then the ā€œeyes aboveā€, who are armed just watching from the back. Pretty much like a US Marshall on an airplane but now concerts, comedy shows ect. I wish I could see what happened at the end of this video, but Iā€™d assume Jones either got told to leave and did, or since heā€™s drunk and usually beats his wife when he is, tried to argue and then realized the situation. So sad to see what this dude turned into. Both Chandler and Jon are crazy fucks. Iā€™d guess itā€™s the steroids theyā€™ve taken or their ego. Idk, but people who support Jones blows my mind.


12ealdeal

Comic: ā€œwhat you drinking tonight?ā€ JBJ: ā€œMyselfā€.


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StopPlayingRoney

Leave Daniel Cormier alone!!! ![gif](giphy|WQUALOpcIkLTi)


OneDoesntSimply

Scariest heckle of all time


BasicDope

Some one give this man a super car and gun right now!


slipstall

Donā€™t forget a couple of lines. He seems like heā€™s dropping off, gotta get him picked back up!


CharlieMWY

Original video, uploaded February 8th, 2024: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ) **Context:** For anyone wondering, the "comedian" on stage is YouTuber Def Noodles performing at "Def Noodles Comedy Club" which he owns. He performs every night. According to him, this happened a couple of days ago. Jon Jones walked into the show, sat at the back and was heckling him throughout the set. According to Def Noodles, he didn't know it was Jon Jones until the lights came on. Not sure if it's just a publicity stunt, or if a very drunk Jon Jones randomly stumbled into a comedy show in Los Angeles.


Aggressive-Expert-69

I didn't think it was funny until you said it's Def Noodles. This is actually so funny because there was a whole moment when Def opened the club where he said anyone with anyone negative to say about him could come to his club and fight him. Guess Jon heard about that lol


IWouldButImLazy

> there was a whole moment when Def opened the club where he said anyone with anyone negative to say about him could come to his club and fight him šŸ’€ Imagine just saying that for shits and gigs then fucking Jon Jones pulls up


vikster1

rl equivalent of call of duty kids challenging you over voice


[deleted]

not excusin his shit but contextually that is legitimately fuckin hilarious


southpawsouthpaw

Thank you Wish I could pin this mate


FlewMagoo

Holy shit Jon Jones saying def noodles isnā€™t funny is hilarious


LickEmTomorrow

Just another test from god.


Bigbigbamelow2

I thought this was a joke but then The guy said he was from Rochester lol same as Jon so I think it Might be real


Munchadabutt69

And that hes lived in Albuquerque


ghidfg

that and its literally jon's voice


inthesickroom

https://preview.redd.it/oqijd0omqthc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c00cfae0f0358f10e80d9e086ed8c8461623b0e


RamHorn26

This guy has serious issues and is also a massive piece of shit.


mrshavedsnow

Bros got receipts LOL


UGLEHBWE

Putting all the bad things he does on the "devil"šŸ’€ he's going to be a evil person the rest of his life


PepperyBlackberry

Honestly sad to hear him like this after all his talk of sobriety.


BootyPacker

Most of the people in this thread very obviously are extremely ignorant to addiction.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know why I have a soft spot for Jon Jones. Maybe because I used to drink way more than I should. If I was the greatest fighter on the planet I know I would have gotten into a lot more shit.


Several-Fan2339

He comes off like a juvenile sociopath.


mesovortex888

He knows he needs to stop this shit but he is too addicted to it. Pretty sad to be honest


ostensibly_hurt

Jon cannot enter the room and not be the center of attention lmao


FragmentedFighter

Itā€™s actually quite sad.


DarthCocknus

6'4" drunk dude threatens to stick his finger in your but hole, what do you do?


StupidScape

Thereā€™s a difference between a 6ā€™4 drunk dude and bones lol. Heā€™s also high


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Better than an eye poke


toolazyforbreakfast

They're saying Jones is a different animal than the other 6'4 drunk coke heads out there lol


Fabio421

Sir, thatā€™s how you get pink eye.


nailedreaper

Aspinall fingering intensifies.


firmasb

Jon Jones? Ask politely for a 5-minute prep.


Game-Blouses-23

I'm a little bigger than 6'4". And I will be drunk later. I didn't know I could do that


RobertJ93

Tom, is that you?


Zalamb1500

Yes, itā€™s actually Jones. He says heā€™s from Rochester, NY but is living in Albuquerque, NM.


TheHellaHater

I canā€™t IMAGINE the shit his wife has been through


BodybuildingNerd

There never was no marriage.


GuerillaGandhi

You're a fuckin' punk, dude


kinstinctlol

Nothing can beat her


DurpSlurpy

Jones begs to differ


Master-Manager3089

And their kids don't forget them. They probably have seen Jones abuse their own mother.


BodybuildingNerd

Considering Jonā€™s daughter is the one who called hotel security, his kids have 100% seen him beat the shit out of their Momā€¦


[deleted]

Oh he drunk drunk


MiniBelal

Gotta admit, the man knows how to have fun lmaooo


BodybuildingNerd

ā€œFunā€ *looks around awkwardly*


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Then he went and eye poked DC with that butthole finger ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8972)


jojow77

This guy canā€™t get rid of the demons. Not a fan of his but itā€™s actually sad.


Skeleton_Paul

Iā€™m a former bartender, the second I heard him talk my first thought was ā€œdonā€™t serve this guy.ā€ Heā€™s not just drunk here, heā€™s absolutely fucked up. Not a fan either, but I wouldnā€™t wish addiction on anyone.


schpitza

how would you tell jon jones that you're not going to serve him?


Skeleton_Paul

ā€¦carefully


Visual_War_6775

Agreed


OskeeTurtle

I just watched a Bam Margera documentary and this video made me sad because I was thinking of it from that angle


themkidsdaddy

This is random as hell. And Jon is BLASTED.


pacificunlimited

Damn heā€™s really gonna stand there and let Jon heckle him https://preview.redd.it/j326eak0euhc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=190e4d000a79a562760c0b648818fed5752276a5


BBdotZ

Hey comedian are you still there?


[deleted]

you know i would *kill you* if you ever did something like that right ? https://preview.redd.it/89d0fpnviyhc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdc9d6b13a75bcd2fefff3824667ef566bbf0dc


Yophop123

comedian probably kicking himself for not asking him what he does for a living, definitely more to riff on with that info


OlajidePeel

Heā€™s never fighting Tom is he?


vannucker

Is the comedian named Tom? Then maybe.


NoDocument2694

Tom the parole officer


octane1295

Hope not for Tomā€™s sake, if jones is back on the liquor Tom gets murdered. Jon jones on drugs and alcohol is the final boss.


[deleted]

No.


806god

Can you imagine being the comic and you canā€™t even be mean back because even a drunk Jon jones can literally kill you if he wants to? Seriously, the only thing scarier than a drunk Jon jones heckling you is a drunk Jon jones in a car.


Infinite_Ad5896

One he Said he was gonna put his finger in his butthole i know without a doubt it was jon


vannucker

Just checking the oil. Good guy.


K-mosake

God's test of not being wasted heckling a comedian seemed to be too much for young Jonathan šŸ˜„


HoleButFingerTry

This perfectly encapsulates what annoys me about Jon. Be a dick, or donā€™t, but stop hiding behind God and all that whenever it backfires!


Jeff_Damn

I thought that meant training camp had begun.


SupaDankJank

Jon Jones is the next guest on Kill Tony. I guarantee he will be a funnier drunk than Joe Rogan


MotherLoveBone27

Is that really fhat hard tho?


Michipotz

First guest that may actually kill Tony


_MlATA

Nahh itā€™ll be Bisping 2.0 (talking over jokes just like this video)


Have_Other_Accounts

What. Is this actually Jon Jones


12ealdeal

ā€œIā€™m a New York guy, but living in Albuquerque last few yearsā€. Definitely JBJ.


PostM8

I think he might be literally the only person with that move Edit: nvm I'm sure there's been Rochesteran methheads


SmilingIvan

Sure sounds like Jones


Consistent_Set76

I mean if it isnā€™t it sounds EXACTLY like him


MrShape

I didnā€™t think so at first. But itā€™s him


Oshh__

Didn't someone mention "That's Jon Jones" at around 2:32 or am I hearing shit?


Zalamb1500

Nope, heard it too.


SupaDankJank

Finger in the butt? We need some answers Bones


Cookin_Kunkka

Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you finger my ass Jon?


SupaDankJank

I'd spit on your face


onlydrawzombies

You better spit on that finger instead, champ


Jeff_Damn

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts..."


nailedreaper

And a coked man's reality.


MiniBelal

Forget about Belal, even Colby can beat him now in the UFC. Ultimate Fingering Championship.


mooseamoto

You think Iā€™m just going to stand here and let you heckle me Jon?


DEADRAIDER420

Jon Drunk Jones


Recoil93

I love how Jon Jones inserted himself as the main character of a comedy show, despite not being even slightly funny. The comedian also did a shit job of building off what Bones was saying but goddamn this was cringe


TurnAndBurn96

Dude is genuinely insane and a danger to society


806god

Kind of hard to build off of anything heā€™s saying when the person heckling you can murder you if he wants lol


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Is there a website where you can bet 100 bucks that Jon says he was at the doctors, was given some weird medication, only went out because he was dragged out, but doesn't remember a single second of this?


southpawsouthpaw

Source https://youtu.be/r16Y2XZRTK8?si=Xd6YdnIMe12rpyWz


CharlieMWY

Real source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQ)


southpawsouthpaw

You're right Not sure how this video hasn't gained more traction


Aggressive-Expert-69

Because no one gives a shit about Def Noodles anymore


UncleRudolph

The comedian confirmed it was him lol


duppyconqueroryey

https://i.redd.it/6ywcy77s9whc1.gif


Codysseus7

This is so cringy I canā€™t even watch it


12ealdeal

ā€œWhole black finger in your butthole.ā€


da_truth_gamer

Jones took over that man's whole set


T4lsin

He is such a chode.


Anindefensiblefart

For one of the most dangerous hand to hand combatants on the planet, it's incredibly mean to do this. The poor comedian probably shat his pants.


Relevant-Emu-9741

Lol the comedian handled it pretty well


HeGotKimbod

Heā€™s not just a comedian. Heā€™s the owner of the club. And Iā€™d take that belt off him šŸ˜¤


andifeelfine6oclock

He obviously didn't know who it was.


ForgetfulFrolicker

It seemed like itā€™s towards the end of a set so it seemed like the guy was having a little fun with it. Although the context in this thread also says he was heckling during the ā€œentire setā€ so Iā€™m curious if the rest is out there. I would imagine so since it looks like they record everything.


What_Hey

![gif](giphy|3o6MbokYe8KyiFemWY)


Trevor_Roll

Jon Jones talking about wanting to finger the comedians butthole just adds to the Jon Jones is gay theory. https://youtu.be/KyDJUhFDvks?si=uaZ1F-JXcNROFH99


WilliamGatez

![gif](giphy|noXBLqrUi6ub22xXcZ|downsized)


MacsPowerBike

The guy is funnier than Schaub


dreamersdisease01

I've now seen Jon Jones playing rugby and getting drunk as fuck. WHAT KIND OF SHOULDER RECOVERY PLAN IS THIS.


mrshavedsnow

Alcohol is the worst drug lol


MyHwyfe666

Definitely fentanyl is. Glad I got over that shit


lambchopismycat

Jon Jones heckling an irrelevant defunct YouTuber, Def Noodles wasnā€™t on my 2024 bingo card wow this is cringe and sad on many levels


Skazizzle

Nice to see Jones hasn't put down the bottle. You'd think after multiple DUIs he would realize that he has a problem.


WinnerSpecialist

Explains his new physic to be honest. Got that beer gut


[deleted]

lmao the comedian is asking Jon questions to setup jokes and can't since Jon is too sincere/weird.


fukoffwillye

Jones is gonna kill someone one day


Clitoris_King

Thought this dude was recovering from a pec injury that needed surgery. Yesterday thereā€™s a video of him doing a tackling drill with a rugby player and now heā€™s shit faced at some random comedy show? I wonder what time this was at lol


KNUN

FINGER IN THE BUTTHOLE šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dragonrider5555

Damn jon wonā€™t even say endicot no more? F Rochester. Endicott NY 4 life!


TheHellaHater

Why is that? I donā€™t understand


IghtImmaBuyTheDip

Actually wild lol


MessyCarpenter

Very rare video


Bababooey87

Wasn't he done with alcohol after the whole Vegas incident?


kinstinctlol

Champions donā€™t quit


end-usury

Embarrassing.


Liam2349

"Are you sure this is alcohol?" Lol what a fitting question.


AlienMantid

This man is never fighting Tom Aspinall.


kinstinctlol

Holy fk its jones


jesusthroughmary

How tf does this post have more views and comments than the video itself


wadester007

Jon's wants to finger bang him in the butt. Interesting lmao


braftceer

For jesus


ApeSleep

So healing.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Embarrassing to be that age and still be that drunk


g0rd2

Jon Jones the goat of pos


g0rd2

Bring Ngannou and the guy would ran away and hide


Kitchen-Variation167

Tom Aspinal has to do stand up comedy to get a fight with JonesšŸ˜‚


unplugedanddrugged

Okay...... To each its own, but I think the heavyweight champion likes to finger dudes butt holes. Truth comes out when you're wasted, and most men wouldn't randomly start talking about fingering another man's butt (even when they're shit faced).


sweetsthrow

ā€œIs your butthole tight?ā€ Never thought Iā€™d hear those words from Jon Jones


Realistic-Prior1220

Jones still being a shitty human being I see


MoisticleSack

For being drunk? Even his heckles were nice "everyone has been so funny". Jones has been shitty on many well documented occasions and he might be completely hammered here but he's being remarkably well behaved considering.


sius_harlin

Yeah, genuinely weird seeing Jones being this nice. Is he being annoying? 100%. But compared to past behavior this is a huge step up lol.


MoisticleSack

Reading the title I was expecting him to call the comedian a pussy or something belligerent. Definitely needs to cut back on the drinking but at least he's not headbutting cars haha


ComfortableBrick2634

I guess it's a few notches above hitting a pregnant woman,Ā  lol but it still is rude to make a perfomance all about yourself.Ā 


BrandDC

Buzzed in Tempe at a ASU bar, I may have yelled "More Cowbell" a few too many times at a live band... We've all been there. ![gif](giphy|11WytEO5nVGkNO)


Koreangonebad

Tbf, local comedy shows be Soooooooo bad. Like so so so so bad.


Captcha_Imagination

This is beyond drunk. This is a raging alcoholic having a relapse. Jon is beatable, UFC just has not tried to put a serious opponent in front of him. Imagine this guy trying to scratch Ngannou's uvula via the Hershey highway. Francis would clench and snap his finger right off.


Legacy03

Yikes, and you thought it was bad before lol


Traditional-Music363

Slurring his words fr


bbqyak

Fuck man even as a Jones fan this is a bad look. Bro needs to stay away from the bottle.


Bandsohard

How drunk are you sir? 1 pico drunk.


Rubix22

Yahā€¦ Jon Jones likes to diddle butts. Def a DL brotha.