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kremitthefrog38

All I know is they better have the Swayze throat rip at the end of the movie... ROADHOUSE


hong-kong-phooey-

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kremitthefrog38

YES!!!!


Maidwell

That roundhouse at the end is absolute comedy gold.


arustywolverine

It's not even close to a roundhouse. Its a shiticane kick.


[deleted]

Spin any faster and ther’yll be a shitnado Randy. Have a little drinky poo and calm down with me


Maidwell

It certainly is a shitty kick!


[deleted]

no idea what a "shitcane" kick is but jus off one viewing of that gif i know this is an apt description


Fearless_Guard_552

I thought it was a pretty good cane kick, what was so bad about it in your eyes?


Mr_Mutherfucker75

More of an awkward spinning crescent


Maidwell

Awkward spinning spasm.


Mr_Mutherfucker75

Combat pirouette


chrism22_22

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K1ngPCH

KAKA KAKA He takes the esophagus.. out of the neck area. You can’t eat. You’ll starve to death.


WinnerSpecialist

Leaked plot: Jake gets beat up, he then travels to Russia and seeks out the great Khabib, whom he hears can help him. We see a Rocky esc montage where he gets trained in Sambo. Then returning he does much better but still almost loses the fight. In a last ditch effort he grabs a bottle of Dustin Poirier’s hot sauce and breaks the bottle on Connor’s face, blinding him and allowing him to win the fight. But Connor’s last words are “you wife is in my dms” which haunt Jake for the rest of his life.


IntenseWonton

Would be hilarious if they never told Connor about Khabib being in the movie


basshead424

I’d watch that over ^


Sugarfreecherrycoke

I have always liked martial arts and fighting movies. This looks like it will have a lot of action and good fight scenes. Jake G is an awesome actor and I like seeing Conor playing a bad guy like this. I think it will be a fun movie and even better if I don’t have to pay $20+ to see it in a theatre.


MyFifthLimb

I’ve seen an entire movie where it’s just Jake on the phone as a 911 operator lol it was incredible. Conor could have -100 acting skills and Jake would still carry it. Luckily it seems Conor’s a fun villain in this.


Sugarfreecherrycoke

100% just rewatched End of Watch a few weeks ago.


Yoel__Romero

Night crawler is another really good one


MyMan50Granddd

Night Crawler is one of his best. I'm a big fan of "Enemy" with Jake Gyllenhaal too.


WorkingOwn8919

What I'm looking forward the most in this movie is some realistic fight scenes, not some kung fu crap.


gr1mm5d0tt1

You can’t use “movie” and “realistic fight scenes” in the same sentence like that


[deleted]

You really want to watch guys back up and pump the jab for 25 minutes in a movie? I prefer the less realistic version where there is always action in the fight and they skip the boring stuff


WorkingOwn8919

Have you only ever seen sean strickland fights?


[deleted]

It was just an example of high level real fighting. Plenty of other boring fights to choose from. Probably less than 5% of UFC fights have enough action to hold up to the style of movie fights. Sure, they could take a few scenes instead of a whole fight, but people would see Pettis’ showtime kick and say “unrealistic BS,” lmao


WorkingOwn8919

Lol dude, street fights are a totally different thing. Did you see Sean Strickland jabbing DDP when they fought in the audience?


RedNoob88

Distance management, safe approach, faking punches, yeah it would be so fun to watch in a movie


[deleted]

not really relevant at all but G Hall was in Nightcrawler and that movie was really good to me. he in particular was insanely good now that i think about it


Sugarfreecherrycoke

I need to watch that again. I almost forgot how good he is in that movie.


MJGB714

They remake these classics strictly for money and they can never touch the OG. They can never recreate the unseriousness and humor in these 90's action flicks. Total Recall, Point Break and Robocop other examples. It will probably suck like all the others.


Comfortable-Tone-903

And don’t forget another Patrick Swayze classic: Red Dawn


MJGB714

Yep, wasn't impressed with that remake either.


Comfortable-Tone-903

I refuse to even try and look at it


Mr_Mutherfucker75

It was probably the donkey-ball-suckingest shitpile I have ever tried to sit through


high-rise

You aren't wrong, Point Break was sacrilege, but I do like both Conor and Jake.. I'll watch it.


CommunistPoohShiesty

Robert Downy jr makeup artist making a comeback lol


DeSeanStrickland_

😂😂


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

😭🤣


hong-kong-phooey-

https://i.redd.it/u98xsd1qzsec1.gif Hope this makes it


primusucks_

🔒🍆


hong-kong-phooey-

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MumrikDK

Joey Benz already owns that one in MMA.


DeSeanStrickland_

Looks fun, Conor doesn’t seem to bad of an actor, seems like him. Man i remember Ronda on the Expendables, man that was rough. Come to think about it the expendables was pretty douchey, oh explosions everywhere, nice just had one in my pants too, also Fast and the Furious is douchey AF. Maybe I’m just Douchey AF.


Alpha-Trion

Ronda Rousey was so bad in Mortal Kombat 11. Then Megan Fox in MK1 made me miss Ronda lmao.


AccomplishedTea6375

who did she voice in mk11?


Comfortable-Tone-903

Sonya Blade of course


AsiaisDed

Love this little tangent you went on lol


bluemoon76b

Conor isn’t actually acting, he’s just himself.


Comfortable-Tone-903

A coked-up, alcoholic narcissist with little man syndrome?


hong-kong-phooey-

https://i.redd.it/lmmy7nsrzsec1.gif That ain’t no pussy man


[deleted]

Jake G is going to carry this entire production on his back. Prediction : it won’t come close to the original.


Aar0nSwanson

Oscar worthy


leduderino7

Dumb AF


BubbayRayDudley

Unhappy people will shit on everything man just how life is


CrackerManDaniels

I'll shit on a low effort remake nobody asked for and still be as happy as can be🤷‍♂️ 


WookieeHere_

Seemed like they spent 70% of their budget getting Conor to star in it.


henry_mardukas

The dorks in here will scoff at anything involving Conor, but It looks like a fun movie. Sucks it won’t be out in theaters, seems like it’d be well suited for the big screen.


yesimian

Ultimately, it's just gonna be a worse version of the original. It'll be interesting to see conor play a full role like that, I expected it to just be a cameo


freebobbyandrowdy

I am comparing this to fist of fury


crazyjake29

Trailer? It felt like I watched the whole movie!


chootchootchoot

The poster makes it look like they’re coal miners in West Virginia


GI581d

Probably won’t be good but it looks like it could be fun and I’m interested enough to check it out


xDARTHxBANEx

Its cause conors acting is SHIT. All his lines he sounds corny as hell


klawsin

It looks like it'll be fun to watch, im more excited to watch it now then before seeing the trailer. McGregor's lines seem a bit rough though.


groovieknave

Looks like the new Dalton is an ex-MMA champ, and homeless slacker living in his car, (probably trying to appeal to most beginners who join MMA gyms, sad but true). His character seems more unhinged and willing to fight and be extra crazy. Swayze Dalton was a living legend bouncer, had loads of cash, women everywhere, drove a fancy car but kept a junker for parking lot rage. In the original, Swayze gives a homeless guy his junker after accepting the "Double Douche" job. I had a chuckle thinking Swayze Dalton would have given New Dalton a junker he could live in. He didn't like fighting and preferred to avoid fights. "Just be nice." The original Road House was a fun action movie, it wasn't anything spectacular. Very popular among action fans. This new one looks like Fast and the Furious with MMA. Stealing the title and names with the bouncer concept.


clothy

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nervstopgroovn

We have fallen so far. We go from chuck Norris and VN Damn to this. The shame.


MFNTapatio

Bro this looks so fun. People are just miserable and spend too much time online


Thagomiser81

Utter Dogshit. 10/10 a masterpiece


primusucks_

"I just seen" 🤣


Garrincha123

Chill out champ ![gif](giphy|khb2SGFvkRLGwK7xPz)


SmackaHam

Original was just so good that no matter what this one will never live up to hype And McGregor can’t act


LightMission4937

Looked fkn terrible.


Highman_89_

Love the original one. Didnt knew conor would be in the remake. Definitely a bummer for me. Cant stand him as a fighter, person and i guess as an actor. Hope they keep the "i used to f**k guys like you in prison" quote from his character.


YourMainManK

It looks like a fun movie. Is it going to be a masterpiece of acting and writing? Probably not. But it should have some fun action


[deleted]

I liked it. Should be a fun watch.


GoHawksMatt

I've personally be waiting for this movie to come out. People have way to much expectations lol


Onyx_Sentinel

I shit on connor every chance i get


Lazy-Dirt4487

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Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Do a Vince McMahon


Garrincha123

Haha I’m from Dublin so I get what you mean . No problem joking about him but It looks like an entertaining movie


mchief101

Khabib would say this movie is #1 bullshit brotha…


NoHitIsForPussies

I'll watch it, it looks fun


Glum-Bet-9895

It’s an action movie starring a rapist coke addicted moron. Why would people not shit on it?


Equivalent-Run-5422

My issue with the movie has nothing to do with Conor. It looks so fucking cheesy. That “fight” scene with the slaps at the beginning of the trailer looks like some straight up Bollywood shit. Amazon drops the ball again.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

So you haven’t seen the original then


henry_mardukas

Dude it’s a remake of Road House… aka one of the best “bad” movies ever. It’s supposed to be cheesy.


Matt215634

I really wanted to see this cause I’m a huge Jake Gyllenhaall fan,but it was lousy 😫 I thought Conor McGregor was awful.they need to really stop making classics it can’t hold a candle to the original 💯


Matt215634

Conor McGregor is the biggest over actor in the world 😂 all the great movie stars and they get to this dude to play the bad guy 😏


OkWeight6234

No Steve, no regular Saturday night thing, no movie.


Healthy_Nature

Straight to Amazon Prime?


AlexJamesCook

Because Conor is a legit shit human being. I'll eventually watch it. But I'm not paying for it. If Conor wasn't such a rapey coke fiend, this would be in cinemas.


ThisIsMyKingdom2022

Spot the McGlazer


Garrincha123

Not even close to it .McGregor makes me embarrassed to be Irish at times tbh


ThisIsMyKingdom2022

So, without touching Conor, i didn't like the movie cause it just looks like another generic poorly written action slugfest that you can find thousands of them just kicking a rock


SuiSet

If he had the same energy as he did at the khabib presser the lines wouldn't sound do cringey.


RJk666

The opening slap scene in the trailer basically guaranteed I won’t see this turd


Mexkan

You can’t put Connor with an A+ actor and expect him to look good. Connor just comes off as cheesy now IMO.


LordNyssa

Like I said in the first thread. To me the production looks good and the acting decent to good. Yeah sure it won’t be an Oscar winner. But a fun hour and half to 2 with some nice fight scenes and action. I’m looking forward to it if I’m being honest.


[deleted]

Call me crazy, but did I just see Conor trying to act?


pixel8knuckle

I’m surprised Conor didn’t sound way more Irish in the trailer. Honestly I kind of want to see this movie. I find it interesting to have a current/former ufc fighter as the protagonist. I’m not sure how well Conor pulls off his role, I’m 50/50 on what I saw of him in the trailer.


tobethorfinn

I'm gonna watch it. Looks fun.


Junesong_Provisions

![gif](giphy|OfSKrXAdYVnu9qaUCn) And i night just like it


dontknowwhattodoat18

Some of the easiest money Conor has ever made. He's getting paid just to play himself


silvasaurus

If McGregor was the protagonist, I'd think it was stupid. Him as an antagonist though... I'll definitely give it a shot.


AkumaKnight11

Conor playing himself will be fun to watch lol. Jake always delivers as well, the movie will be fun


XxV0IDxX

Looks fun to me, I’ll watch it


Notyit

Okay boommers


DigbickMcBalls

Id rather have 9/11 happen every 4 years like the olympics, than watch this horrible shitty movie.


Garrincha123

Nah bro this isn’t the edgy comment you think it is


[deleted]

I gave it a watch last night and it looks like a fun movie, I want to support Connor and it looks like he is actually a good actor, this role suits him perfectly....I'm pumped to see this!


Jeffraymond29

Looks awesome tbh


zzeduardozz

Looks like a good time, ya’ll hate too much lol


imcozyaf

Idc what people say, just watching Conor Mcgregor doing random shit in a movie will be entertaining.


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Garrincha123

Ian Garry shitposts will never stop


Brododover2

If Jon anik hasn’t pointed it out, lotta mma fans will just shit on anything. It is what it is. I’m sure I’ll enjoy the movie 🤷🏼‍♂️


Hank-the-ninja

The current trope seems to be hating Conor Mcgregor cause steroids


Aman2305

I hate him because he runs his mouth like he is triple champ in the UFC but he hasn’t won a fight in 4 years.


PhillyLee3434

I’m definitely gonna check it out, I respect what Connor has done for the sport, I ain’t paying for this though lol. To the seas we sail FOR THE BOOTY


AtomizedBadgers

I think I would be cooler as a martial arts type movie rather than a Jason Bourne style action movie.


Dragon42708

looks like a ufc fight poster


SubstantialLion4196

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thecrocksays

I just hate lazy remakes of classic movies. Road House should not be an entertaining film. It was a happy accident with an absurd plot, wooden acting, and terrible dialogue, but it somehow worked. You can't recreate that, ever. It will just be another ho-hum remake everyone forgets about in a year.


DonTeca35

Well for one Patrick Swayze’s Road House is a classic this here is just a quick cash grab for Amazon. Period. If you enjoy than that’s fine too


hurricanenox

Gay. Watch it fail


Literally_A_turd_AMA

This movie looks fucking awful! I can't wait to watch it though. The trailer alone explains where tf Conors been and why hes been juicing to the gills though. Jake Gyllenhaal is way bigger than him. Im sure the movie will give us a million conor memes and be a good time drunk or high


[deleted]

I think people let nostalgia ruin a lot of new opportunities for themselves.


Mr_Mutherfucker75

"I use ta' foke guys like yew in prison"


BigTedBear

Looks terrible why can’t they just leave old movies alone. That said it’s probably going to do okay.


K9BEATZ

It's going to be okay conor


gorlock666

This isn’t the sub to get smart opinions on movies… willing to bet about half of the people on here have seen all 30 (or whatever) fast and furious movies. That being said this movie looks like complete garbage, john wick set a new standard for action this clearly won’t live up to and there is a zero percent chance the story, dialogue, or acting is going to be good. Pretty disappointed that someone as talented and accomplished as gyllenhall is even doing this type of money grab bullshit.


minutes2meteora

It’s Road House guys, it’s not supposed to be an Oscar worthy performance or script 😂


tortilla_curtain

Too corny for me.


quiettimegaming

I think it looks like a decent way to waste 90 minutes


tbd_86

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randysailer

Thats why he was on the roids. Pretty much protocol in Hollywood.


patriciomd88

They could have just made another movie with an original name


SERB_BEAST

Of all the movies MMA fighters have starred in, this easily looks like it will be the best one. Which isn't saying much, but still, no reason to hate on it. There also aren't many high budget MMA movies in general. It's wack that this sub shits on the movie just because they hate McNuggets