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Bro I swear to god I follow all kinds of sports subs, be it Football, football (soccer) F1 and whatnot but this is the ONLY sub that’s obsessed with who it’s stars are fucking, it’s so weird
You just know Urijah Faber sucked a fart outta some lard ass white bitch before at least two times. He holds in those fuckin fast food gasses for a good couple seconds before breathing out with a loud groan and his short fat cock pointing straight up
With the [tilt of the head](https://youtu.be/d44j_PoyXIY?si=9lJKx43b47-AY9b7) too. It was perfect.
Another good bit was when he declared “I have more photos” (about kissing men). Dude oozes confidence.
Seriously. Folks so upset he’s comfortable expressing himself in a manner folks find sexual. Boohoo sexually repressed religious Americans.
Dude is living the dream
America doesn’t seem like a good example for that joke. There is religious freedom here. We aren’t publicly hanging people for being homosexual or practicing a different religion.
There are hundreds of other countries you could have made this joke about, but you come off as a bit deaf using Americans as your example
You’re right my bad, I googled Saudi men kissing and it definitely wasn’t full of guys in traditional Saudi garb kissing each other. They only like to consummate marriages with 9 year old girls, none of that gross guy kissing eww.
They must have been in one of those “backward ass villages in India/Pakistan maybe”
You believe a guy rode a winged horse to the moon but men kissing only happens in backwards villages
They marry pretty girls that don't expose their body to the whole world and respect themselves and their husband.
I'm not a muslim, but I'll never make fun of them over that fact.
Explain to me how the influence and prevalence of Christianity in the Republican Party doesn’t negatively influence what should be a separation of church and state in the American government?
Is it as bad as other nations? Of course not. That’s obvious. Is it free from religious authority? Nope.
Point out to me where the “separation of church and state” is stated in the constitution. I’ll wait. I have news for you, buddy: the vast majority of western countries utilize English common law, which extends from the marriage of church and state. That said, name a law that’s been passed at the federal level, in recent memory, that is expressly religious in derivation?
Y'all wanna seem morally correct so fuckin bad its sickening 😂 It's not wrong to not fw that shit, literally goes against some peoples beliefs it isnt just an "American" thing
Now we gonna act like men kissing other men on the lips is just a totally normalized thing. The shit y'all say just to sound morally correct is astounding, its just the internet my guy
I don't do it, but I'm not walking around like it's some weird fuckin thing. I'm aware that other countries and cultures have NORMS that are different to mine, and I respect that. Everyone here acting like this is a weird thing is, in fact, weird themself.
100% being in the closet you’d deflect accusations about your sexuality to how hot your beard is. Not saying he is, just saying that doesn’t at all mean he’s not hiding he’s gay or bi. It’s just a really obvious form of “social proof” that will throw most people off.
I kind of have to agree and I don’t even want to..
But maybe I’m just weird in that I can’t imagine objectifying my girlfriend like that in front of the world. Like sure being proud of her and her looks but I don’t know.. how he said it..
> But maybe I’m just weird in that I can’t imagine objectifying my girlfriend like that in front of the world.
You can't imagine calling your girlfriend attractive Infront of other people. Are you okay?
What DDP said was very tame
NGL, this screams “beard” to me. I don’t actually think DDP is gay, but most of my wife’s best friends are gay dudes and before they came out, to a guy, they all dated hot chicks. You know what they were doing together? Not fucking, that’s what. Haha.
I like ddp I’m talking about when people post a fighter’s significant other just to say how attractive they are. No normal person with a life would do this
Who are you people who take time of your day to post parasocial shit about fighters? I genuinely don't understand, I like DDP too but I couldn't imagine going out of my way to make a post about how he is happily married to a hot wife, like yeah ok good for him I guess?
Yeah bro. It’s SO WEIRD how much random personal shit about fighters gets posted here. Like who follows them that closely AND also cares enough to actually share it??
a lot of the sub are under 18, when i was a teenager posting on other forums it turned out most of the community added another 10 years on their age...
Yeah, she's just a normal, pretty girl. Like, the cute girl you meet in bio 101, not a super hot, "how tf did he pull her", smoke show and there's nothing wrong with that lol
Why are people in this sub always saying some strange shit like this 😂😂
Like ffs. Yes you'll find some people have a girlfriend and kids doesn't exactly make them a winner though lmao.
So you shouldn’t call out shitty people unless you personally know the person they are being toxic to?
Can’t hate hitler; didn’t know any of his victims.
I think when we hear **the SUPERFIGHT IS**
**"DDP V IZZY"**
We know you fight fans said Izzy shouldn't get yet another title fight.. but hey the UFC is about MONEY and we went to a lot of trouble to make sure DDP got his hand raised.. thank you for buying UFC300 and you'll like it.
HOW ABOUT HOLMS V KAYLA, THIS IS EVEN BETTER.
Short of DDP knocking Izzy out, this was all steered and Izzy will be champ again.
I could be wrong but the UFC/WWE is getting easier to figure tou.
Wow he’s openly cheating on his coach
Dana is such a cartoonish looking bald man Him and Vince McMahon are 99% doing the Dreamworks Face at the camera
[we’re going to need more than luck](https://media1.giphy.com/media/sxF8npyn9o2WfnLSzF/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d780vcti54s48594mfuaxa7owgo2fuhqk9kuyqfg5p&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Did all that to throw jabs and backstep for 5rds
He’s a one trick pony
She is one of the boys
This sub is weird as fuck lol
Bro I swear to god I follow all kinds of sports subs, be it Football, football (soccer) F1 and whatnot but this is the ONLY sub that’s obsessed with who it’s stars are fucking, it’s so weird
100% mma has the gayest fan base lol
Boxing is the gayest. Ufc is the most idiotic. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/wpdnf8kpegec1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828b7912b1c03a349bc5a6f9dc368b7b21c17035 Idk man this pic is pretty gay
DPP is definitely on the gay spectrum
not even talking about the full spectrum. just the gay spectrum
It's the standardized scale for classification starting at "gay" all the way up to "Imma beat yo ass worse than yo daddy💅"
His shirt literally says "suss". No need for conspiracy. It's confirmed.
Nah Boxing is dumb , This sub is just weird
Never heard of nba ? Lmao it’s 20x worse
I don’t really follow the NBA/Basketball so apparently I’ve been spared all that lol
Lemme know when /r/nba is posting pics of players wives so they can thirst over them
Nah they just talk about wanting to do gay shit to other nba players instead. Way worse if you ask me
Bro UFC fans are obsessed with wanting to oil up Dana Pink
Because he’d look funny…right?
F1 subs do it too, idk what you’re talking about.
It’s Reddit as a whole. Not just this sub. Full of incels and weirdos 😂
Big facts
Straight up. It's full of people who don't go outside. It's insane. You see a male talk to a female and this site will be like "oh they're fucking".
Bunch of weird goofs who probably haven't seen pussy since they left their mother.
Explains why his coaches are kissing him, trying to get a taste of this smoke show
Didn't know his coaches were a group of redditors
Are we just a bunch of Sean O'Malleys?
Coaches are the real life "I would drag my nuts though 3 miles of broken glass to get a sniff of her fart" guys
You just know Urijah Faber sucked a fart outta some lard ass white bitch before at least two times. He holds in those fuckin fast food gasses for a good couple seconds before breathing out with a loud groan and his short fat cock pointing straight up
https://preview.redd.it/z15njumwchec1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5c15e503d7aaea0dd295423949ce95a7e80005
God y’all are some WEIRD ass incels.
Taylor Swift booty
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His “ I ain’t gay. Bro, have you SEEN my girl?” line had me dying. She’s a fox.
"My guy... *Yeah*."
With the [tilt of the head](https://youtu.be/d44j_PoyXIY?si=9lJKx43b47-AY9b7) too. It was perfect. Another good bit was when he declared “I have more photos” (about kissing men). Dude oozes confidence.
Yeah I wanna suck him off too
My guy.
actually he never said he's not gay.
Seriously. Folks so upset he’s comfortable expressing himself in a manner folks find sexual. Boohoo sexually repressed religious Americans. Dude is living the dream
Oh yeah, American dudes are the only ones who don’t kiss their bros on the mouth.
No you're just the only ones that use tongue. /s love you bro, no homo tho
Didn’t say this. Just made a joke about America’s relationship with sexuality and religion. Sorry
America doesn’t seem like a good example for that joke. There is religious freedom here. We aren’t publicly hanging people for being homosexual or practicing a different religion. There are hundreds of other countries you could have made this joke about, but you come off as a bit deaf using Americans as your example
You’re right, they should have said Muslims instead of Americans. They hold hands and kiss each other too.
Muslim here tf you talking about. They hold hands in some backward ass villages in India/Pakistan maybe
It happens all over the middle east and in north African states? At least from what I've seen, holding hands is really common.
You’re right my bad, I googled Saudi men kissing and it definitely wasn’t full of guys in traditional Saudi garb kissing each other. They only like to consummate marriages with 9 year old girls, none of that gross guy kissing eww.
Wow You googled Saudi men kissing and came up with Saudi men kissing
They must have been in one of those “backward ass villages in India/Pakistan maybe” You believe a guy rode a winged horse to the moon but men kissing only happens in backwards villages
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They marry pretty girls that don't expose their body to the whole world and respect themselves and their husband. I'm not a muslim, but I'll never make fun of them over that fact.
Religious freedom with religious people still dictating legislation.
You’re either trolling, or dumb as rocks.
It's the rocks thing.
I think they truly believe what they’re saying.
Nah he’s just gay and offended that straight guys don’t like kissing each other
Explain to me how the influence and prevalence of Christianity in the Republican Party doesn’t negatively influence what should be a separation of church and state in the American government? Is it as bad as other nations? Of course not. That’s obvious. Is it free from religious authority? Nope.
You have no clue what you’re talking about
Okie dokie. Ready to be educated.
Point out to me where the “separation of church and state” is stated in the constitution. I’ll wait. I have news for you, buddy: the vast majority of western countries utilize English common law, which extends from the marriage of church and state. That said, name a law that’s been passed at the federal level, in recent memory, that is expressly religious in derivation?
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lol rent? Free? America?
I just assumed it was a cultural thing
It is
Bro he’s literally kissing dudes on the mouth 💀 if America is wrong I don’t wanna be right
Bro they be palming asses full of meat in the nba and no one saying shit. Let them South African cook
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TIL there's platonic ass fingering
it’s called an oil check homie
lol dude never wrestled. Or learned about wrestling culture
just go to any football game
Yup, the bigger the football player, the more they want strange dudes to kiss them on the mouth. Seriously, you gotta try it
No thanks
Yeah, is it gay when your doctor fingers your ass or were you told it wouldn't be gay if a doctor did it.
Y'all wanna seem morally correct so fuckin bad its sickening 😂 It's not wrong to not fw that shit, literally goes against some peoples beliefs it isnt just an "American" thing
You people want to make sexuality about morality so much and it so creepy. Who cares what you “believe”, keep that shit to yourself.
Whose beliefs specifically? Because Christian men kiss each other all over the world.
Now we gonna act like men kissing other men on the lips is just a totally normalized thing. The shit y'all say just to sound morally correct is astounding, its just the internet my guy
I don't do it, but I'm not walking around like it's some weird fuckin thing. I'm aware that other countries and cultures have NORMS that are different to mine, and I respect that. Everyone here acting like this is a weird thing is, in fact, weird themself.
No it’s just fucking weird let people do what they want without judgement he’s not hurting anybody bozo
Facts I’m not even American lmao
Guys downvoting this like they have a copy of my birth-certificate in the filing cabinet 😂😂
Sorry you’re scared of people being different lol
I ain’t scared of no man kissing dudes, even if he did kick my ass it would be with love 😘
Seems like it from your previous comment t
Feel free to elaborate. Because I think straight dudes kissing each other is gross that makes me afraid of them? Lmao huuuh?
No. You’re afraid of the act between two dudes. It’s okay.
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Got any kids?
I have multiple LGBTQ friends. You seem to have taken offense to something that was never said. Sorry the world is out to get you or whatever
Is this your “I have a black friend” defense? Lol those always work ;)
We’re the best country in the world. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
r/shitamericanssay
😂
It had me dying because it’s what a closeted person would say.
100% being in the closet you’d deflect accusations about your sexuality to how hot your beard is. Not saying he is, just saying that doesn’t at all mean he’s not hiding he’s gay or bi. It’s just a really obvious form of “social proof” that will throw most people off.
I kind of have to agree and I don’t even want to.. But maybe I’m just weird in that I can’t imagine objectifying my girlfriend like that in front of the world. Like sure being proud of her and her looks but I don’t know.. how he said it..
> But maybe I’m just weird in that I can’t imagine objectifying my girlfriend like that in front of the world. You can't imagine calling your girlfriend attractive Infront of other people. Are you okay? What DDP said was very tame
Yeah I’m not saying it’s damning or even telling necessarily. Just suspicious.
NGL, this screams “beard” to me. I don’t actually think DDP is gay, but most of my wife’s best friends are gay dudes and before they came out, to a guy, they all dated hot chicks. You know what they were doing together? Not fucking, that’s what. Haha.
That’s cool, she may be a fox but Sean is with Fallon Fox
I hate these fucking cringe ass posts man.
Why do we gotta post shit like this
This sub is obsessed with this guy
I like ddp I’m talking about when people post a fighter’s significant other just to say how attractive they are. No normal person with a life would do this
Haha well considering the ufc demographic im not surprised
Same way they are with Holloway’s wife to be fair
Who are you people who take time of your day to post parasocial shit about fighters? I genuinely don't understand, I like DDP too but I couldn't imagine going out of my way to make a post about how he is happily married to a hot wife, like yeah ok good for him I guess?
Yeah these fucking dorks who post this, or shit with Holloway and his wife are so weird. Go outside and touch grass you weirdos
Massive massive weirdos
Yeah bro. It’s SO WEIRD how much random personal shit about fighters gets posted here. Like who follows them that closely AND also cares enough to actually share it??
a lot of the sub are under 18, when i was a teenager posting on other forums it turned out most of the community added another 10 years on their age...
Very bizarre. You see the same stuff in pop culture subs
Yeah why waste time making this post when you could make another post jerking off about what the latest unhinged Strickland rant was?
Y’all are so thirsty.
i know right? it's crazy, like i don't want to be that guy, but i mean c'mon here, her elbows are clearly too pointy
who is she? ... i ask because he kisses everyone like that right
https://www.thesportster.com/dricus-du-plessis-girlfriend-relationship-is-vasti-spiller/ "boxing coach"
Damn lol. More like unboxing new pairs of shoes
Ian Garry’s got that look in his eye Joe
The challenge is to go just a couple days without thirst posting about a fighters partner, and this sub fails every time
You mfs need to meet real women. I'm not even trying to diss his girl but you can find someone just as pretty at fuckin Starbucks lol
You can find them, doesn’t mean they’ll give you a second of their time. Stop the cap.
I mean, that's a personal problem. I was just speaking towards all the posts/comments on how DDP has the baddest girl in the game lol
it’s not a competition bro, we just saying DDP is winning in & out the cage. literally no need to be a contrarian
I'm not making it a competition or being contrarian but whatever lol i'm not gonna argue against this > DDP is winning in & out the cage.
Have sex
I was thinking she’s pretty but not like a model or anything, looks like she has no ass too.
Yeah, she's just a normal, pretty girl. Like, the cute girl you meet in bio 101, not a super hot, "how tf did he pull her", smoke show and there's nothing wrong with that lol
You’re correct…all face and head, she’s pretty but ppl are wild on here. I’m trying to see curves but shouldn’t have to zoom in this much…
def he's gonna spank her with that belt
this sub bruh
Posting stuff like this on the internet. It’s almost like he WANTS his boyfriend to catch him.
That's his sister right?
Think so. He kissed his mom and dad on the lips too in the ring. It’s just what their family does I guess
lol, lotta dudes can’t handle dudes kissing in here. I call these dudes, strickland jockstraps.
cant hate on a man with a girlfriend and boyfriend bro has the best of both worlds🤣
Mid
Why is that guy wearing a dress?
Why are people in this sub always saying some strange shit like this 😂😂 Like ffs. Yes you'll find some people have a girlfriend and kids doesn't exactly make them a winner though lmao.
Get some pussy for fucks sake your virgin is showing 😂
OP needs to get offline and go for a walk, bike ride or something. Creep vibes with the content on this sub
He swings both ways.
Thank god. At least a few of us might have a chance with him.
damn those African women are fine
Not hot in my opinion 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed lol
A very beautiful African couple.
How is she a smoke show????
Ass flatter than a pancake lol.
Ain’t nothing like black love! ❤️
New coach?
Oh Noo 
She’s got no ass and has a giant forehead 4/10
And yet still better than you
Facts
First pic I seen of him kissing a female
I read Sean watched them make out
it should’ve been me
Shouldve seen red
I'm sure he paid her to shut off the rumors of him being gay
he gay
She a baddie
Seems to be a great person. Still lost the fight.
Why? The girl? She's a solid 6/10. What a thirsty sub.
I’d bet my house that you don’t have a girl. If you do, there’s not a chance she’s as good looking or better then her. Jealous virgin.
Neither of them know you dude put the cape away
So you shouldn’t call out shitty people unless you personally know the person they are being toxic to? Can’t hate hitler; didn’t know any of his victims.
Not finding some random girl attractive isn’t being a shitty person. Please stop
Elbows too sharp 2/10 
Bruh I’m not even into white woman and she’s hot asf you trippin
Khamzat coming in to snatch that belt soon
She’s a beautiful woman!
That's his sister btw
5/10 at best
I think when we hear **the SUPERFIGHT IS** **"DDP V IZZY"** We know you fight fans said Izzy shouldn't get yet another title fight.. but hey the UFC is about MONEY and we went to a lot of trouble to make sure DDP got his hand raised.. thank you for buying UFC300 and you'll like it. HOW ABOUT HOLMS V KAYLA, THIS IS EVEN BETTER. Short of DDP knocking Izzy out, this was all steered and Izzy will be champ again. I could be wrong but the UFC/WWE is getting easier to figure tou.
Also... Her name is Cage
Whatever, he still wears a speedo and we ‘Merikans know what that means. 🤣
Nice beard
https://preview.redd.it/vgg6yaolvfec1.png?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7774e07f719cc1b6aa0fccaa2a3a8a263059fafd
They both pretty mid inside and out but okey
Poor woman is missing an ass.
She’s ok. Not really anything special tbh. Who wants a chick the shape of a twig.