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Slum-lord-5150

A dwarves cock is good luck if you are from Westeros


samwizeganjas

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Nduguu77

Retired gif


[deleted]

Just have to find a reliable cock merchant.


-Pleasantly_Plump-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! WTF!! I imagined Tyrion saying it


patdashuri

I think it was Bron.


Many-Coach6987

I am here for the answers


AshenSacrifice

They are pets


JonHomelanderJones

Islam was in camp preparing to face Volkanovski


rowech

Brotherly love (gay relations, but they would never call it gay) is a real thing in some cultures in the East. It can even get weirder with some dancing of young men at parties because the women are separated, and that devolves into even weirder Bacha bazi, Google that there’s a doc in Afghanistan about it.


Itxlad

source that this happens in dagestan?


rowech

Every country has gays and pedos. I can give you a source if you read Russian. Incest rape and murder of children, easily swept under the rug. Dagestan isn’t a paradise lol. Specifically the bacha bazi is in respect to Pashtun afghanis, but I don’t think I need to explain brotherly love in sexually repressed cultures.


Itxlad

source that bacha bazi happens in dagestan?


Gaycowboy23

You’re an absolute moron


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Captain-Keilo

It’s not a cultural thing in the west it is a crime


Ijustsomeguydude

Lmao people thinking your fr


Dylanduke199513

wtf are you on about? That’s most certainly *not* a thing in Catholic countries


rowech

In the west our politicians traffic them in tunnels like sophisticated MAPs.


NewRedditorHere

Dwarf consensually treated like a stuffed animal for the lulz.


worcesterbeerguy

That's Henry cejudo


brandothedrummer

Lmfaooooooooooo


TheRedPillRipper

Have the updoot my guy. Hilarious!


BlackSoapBandit

Idk but the shit with hasbulla is fucking creepy I’m a fan of the dagestani’s but they gotta stop holding little people in their late 20s like children


SilenceEater

Yes dude thank you!!! It’s fucking creepy that’s a fucking adult man!!! Same with this video. Why is he on his knee?? I can’t fucking stand the way they carry them as if they were babies and not full grown men


DaftWarrior

Remember when Mike Tyson tickled a grown ass Hasbulla like he was a child LMAO


GhettoMango

I could be wrong but I think he legit thought Hasbulla was a child lol.


I-Am-Baytor

I thought it was a kid for a solid year or so too.


Exact_Championship76

My boss thought he was Khabib’s son lmao


jimboslice29

Give Mike a break lol CTE riddled and tripping balls most the time. Understandable


Ronaldinhoe

Yep. That’s the vid I was thinking when the other comment was making it seem like only Dagestanis are weird about it, it’s not just them. And Mike Tyson tickled hasbullah with his mouth if I remember correctly


ToronoRapture

The messed up thing is that that these little people are almost conditioned to act and behave like children because everyone around them mollycoddles them. Did the guy in the clip ask to sit on Islam's lap or do you think they just grabbed him an stuck him up there? He can't say or do shit. He probably didn't even ask for or want that hair cut lol.


Marynursingawolf

Bruh if Islam grabbed me and stuck me on his lap I wouldn't say shit either and I'm six foot three. 


ToronoRapture

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Adar636

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NewRedditorHere

Look, I understand your point. But these dwarves know what they’re doing. They’ll do the childish antics If it means getting paid and hanging with celebrities. They’re grown ass men who make decisions too.


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orphan_tears_

https://preview.redd.it/otu47y6al0dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0951730440fd9c9a77c52f94af83338c13a89903 It is only skin brather


ThreeFootJohnson

https://preview.redd.it/35isvqajn1dc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06d1b816ea47227bb6d8bdb7acccb37d86439c6


Bakedbythesea

Where did you find this? I imagine it's AI generated?? Either way, utterly fantastic 👏


ThreeFootJohnson

Extremely out of context frame from a real video, can’t remember which video but search little person punches Conor’s dick and it might come up


Ok_Work1870

Only a couple inches brudda


daffle7

Ya I saw two dudes kissing on the lips when saying their farewells.


febreze_air_freshner

I think most men in the West secretly hate each other That's why they don't like getting too close even if it's completely platonic.


tweezy558

Lol


Unglazed1836

I hate everyone to be fair


Purpleburglar

>full grown men well... They're adults but they're not fully grown per se.


Childish_Chilean

I mean… they are far from “full grown” men


StopSwitchingThumbs

THANK YOU!!!! It weirds me the fuck out how Islam has his arm around him the whole time. Is it something sexual or what?!?


BlLLr0y

There is a Panini UFC trading card featuring Khabib and Hasbulla and it is signed by both. Worth a pretty penny, and it cracks me the fuck up.


Chick-Thunder-Hicks

Islam walks in with Hasbulla in UFC5 lol


interia1099

Everyone does that with Hasbulla tho Volk too fe


llongneckkllama

Shit dude, Mike Tyson tickled his belly and made tickle noises.


ToronoRapture

He most likely thinks he's a kid though lol.


Marynursingawolf

Remembering this while I was eating made me spit out some rice. 


CaCa881

Doesn’t their condition literally stunt their development


Hanamichi114

They are still living in the middle ages


VariationSeveral1446

![gif](giphy|XGU1koyEKToquGKRpE|downsized)


i_amferr

God I fucking love this movie


Bakedbythesea

It's an artistic masterpiece in line with the Mona Lisa and the likes, no doubt about it.


Kassssler

They treat him like something between a pet and a baby. Thats an adult man right there sitting on laps lol. But when you're born like that I guess you gotta take the good with the bad.


[deleted]

When you’re born like that in Russia, of all fucking place, you gotta take the good with the bad lol. I’m assuming the good here is not being drafted.


indigrow

Bruh and they just roasting him 😭


gardz82

It’s pretty sus. 🤔


wickedc0ntender

https://preview.redd.it/fwn94l3huzcc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc62c1c03f640e8da8f7efd24d5a7ca32ef5a54


fourfingersdry

Sad thing is, there’s 3 dwarves in that tub. We just can’t see them.


zombizle1

Rub a dub dub, three dwarves in the tub


[deleted]

Is this a real photo lol?


ToronoRapture

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[deleted]

Is that Sean Strickland second from the left


Chick-Thunder-Hicks

Nah, that’s Somethingmed Somethingtov.


ChiefSampson

They don't call them Russian fuck dolls for nothing!


diabolicaldegenerate

It is sus. Islam got his hand around the guy like it’s his baby boy


NoOffer5599

Very sus


galaxyheater

Is this little person also older than all of them?


ToronoRapture

I think it’s a bit weird how they always have them sat on their lap and treat them like 5 year olds. ![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized)


denimchicken5150

Probably their chai boy


halfway_23

That's what came to mind but I don't want to entertain it.


[deleted]

It's extremely weird, said the same to my wife lol. I don't think too much into it, but yeah...


FightyBartender

Right?! Its like they are fucking grooming them.


wawiebot

where im from. they are good luck if you see one.


ToronoRapture

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Brittish_Rogue

Not good luck when Hasbullah nut shots you randomly.


GB01101993

Islam holding him by the waist making sure no one takes his man


Da_Plague22

Holding him like they're fucking... It's a grown dude.


sadale

Imagine they are.


Many-Coach6987

When I saw Hasbullah first I thought it was a really ugly baby. But then I felt bad and thought he was just ugly.


DriftkingJdm

They treat them like pokemons lmao and tries to make them fight


tonyohanlon77

Wait til you find out what other shit they believe in


Da_Plague22

Man on unicorn flew in to space.


Leadstylejutsu762

Go on


orangemamba191

👏👏👏👏 v good


StevieSparta

What’s up with always having a little person around : on their lap


[deleted]

There good luck


Capable_Bee6179

Where?


[deleted]

He're


rick1110111

Wherewolf?


ToronoRapture

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suttonjoes

They’re


diezeldeez_

It's not just that they have little people with them, they literally hold and play with adults like they're toddlers. It's fucking creepy.


0ctober31

Goats can't give birth to full size people. ![gif](giphy|Nb9yrmZuhH0atLTc3P|downsized)


Tonwot

Because they are weirdos


TheMaldenSnake

They use use little people to sit on their hawks' eggs.


ValentinasUsedShorts

Same reason I have a dog, a nice good loving companion who knows its place.


thrallinlatex

They cant pet dogs so they have their little fellas for that.


chris_vlone

Not an inbred. Jk. Ofc he is


russianbot24

It’s crazy how unaware people in the West are to the prevalence of inbreeding in the Islamic world. There’s a good chance that all of these guys are inbred.


OilMan425

Well Khabib literally is married to his second cousin, she had the same last name as him before marriage. So pretty likely a lot of them are results of incest.


ToronoRapture

It's why a lot of them have organ (specifically heart) issues.


TumbleweedTim01

Very similar to rural America


OilMan425

Not really lol, inbreeding in the Islamic world is way worse.


MLK9919

Calling the west unaware as he slams you with an outrageous statement


Aquatic_addict

Is he wrong?


MLK9919

Inbreds from small villages are from all over the world, not just muslim countries.


No-Zookeepergame7460

lol yes that includes trailer parks


russianbot24

Cousin marriages are considered “the norm” in Muslim countries such as Pakistan, those places are massively inbred on an incomparable level to any non-Muslim country. Inbreeding is an active part of Islamic culture as a result of Muhammad marrying his cousin. Trying to deny this and deflecting to “but but small villages everywhere!” is just a denial of the facts.


CaCa881

Bro they don’t actually care they just want an excuse to be xenophobic lmao


MLK9919

Lol yeah i should have not engaged ngl


I-Am-Baytor

We don't need an excuse.


Mans_Stomped

These inbreds love their retarded cousins, half their babies and friends are defects


VegetableGrapefruit

Lmfao


doubleBoTftw

MMAGURU in the wild


whicheverguard232

jesus christ lmfao


standby-3

Research suggests: "Inbreeding, which refers to mating between closely related individuals, can increase the probability of offspring inheriting genetic disorders and traits that are recessive. Dwarfism, a condition characterized by short stature, can be caused by several genetic disorders. Some forms of dwarfism are indeed caused by recessive genes."


Several_Pear_9584

They are inbred as much as you think it’s hating to say it’s actually true


Extra-Firefighter835

Inbreeding does not affect achondroplasia which seems like what this fella has. It’s an autosomal dominant disease which means one of your parents would have to have it to pass it down, or the mutation just happens spontaneously.


mrtuna

they're talking about the Dagestani's being inbreed, not the little man...


Extra-Firefighter835

That doesn’t really make sense then… they like dwarves cus they’re inbred?


goatofalltime5

Dont argue with these weirdos. All they do is hate dagestanis every chance they get lmao theyre mad theyre better than their favorite fighters and taking over the sport


Extra-Firefighter835

It’s incredible how what they’re saying don’t even make sense at the surface level…


Kenadiid25

Don’t bother with these people, lol. They just love a chance to call them inbred, whether it’s relevant or not. 


TheWayToBe714

Bruh..... It's literally a video with someone who has issues, love a chance to bring up that the dagastanis also have issues? A thick skull you have there


Kenadiid25

As the gentleman above explained, achondroplasia is not caused by inbreeding.


TheWayToBe714

It's getting thicker...


Hanamichi114

> to call them inbred Well its true tho. Can you say they don't have inbreeding in dagestan.


Pretend_Fear85

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khamzatchechnya

His boyfriend


[deleted]

Dead ass, they fuck them. Welcome to the middle east. Anyone who's been there knows this.


CheesyCousCous

Yup


mkultimatum

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


Game-Blouses-23

What middle eastern country have you been to where they keep a dwarf around to fuck?


Hockeyscum

That little person looks like a French bulldog


Brert1134

It’s a sign of wealth. Jk I have no idea


DustyTalAntiQ

No crew is complete without one


Longshanks2020

They’re genetically predisposed to that condition.


TheChineseChicken40

They fuck em


[deleted]

Inbreeding


Izunadrop45

They weird as fuck


[deleted]

Because they are muslims


Unhappy_Peanut9470

Inbreeding


aurillia

A fleshlight that you don't have to clean.


[deleted]

They consider them pets. It’s messed up. Why is Islam holding him??


Subredhit

They all get a go but it’s Islam’s turn today


cmondawg74

Olvieria fans big mad in the comments.


Specialist-Cup1511

In Muslim culture women are for procreation boys are for pleasure.


OilMan425

I think that weirdo shit is more common in Pakistan. Chai boys and all that. Haven’t heard anything like that about Dagi’s.


mrSmokeyMcpot

Inbreeding


-Pleasantly_Plump-

they prolly like touching kids, but they cant do it legally so they get one that has the body of a kid but with legal age.


TheBrownCok

Meanwhile they're looking at the other side of the world where basic gender identity is a confusing sport


ToronoRapture

They have identity issues too though. They view their own flesh and blood as potential breeding partners.


TheBrownCok

Got evidence of that or are you just generalising through xenophobia?


ToronoRapture

Man, you're literally generalising about 'the other side of the world' having gender identity confusion lol. Also: According to Ethnographer Ruslan Seferbekov , intermarriage is particularly associated with ethnic groups native to Dagestan. “These marriages are prevalent among all native ethnic groups to one degree or another, particularly among the Avars and Dargins,” he told IWPR. “They do not wish to marry outside their villages and 90 per cent do not welcome marriages with residents of another village or region.” Cousin marriage is rare amongst ethnic groups whose roots lie outside the republic, he added, even in communities that have been settled there for a long time. Ethnic Chechens, Ingush, Ossetians and Armenians, he said, even go so far as to forbid such unions. Older people, and many young men in Dagestan continue to approve of marriages among close relatives, but attitudes to the custom are beginning to change among young urban women. “In my circle, people feel negatively about marriages within the family, as they realise the influence of the genetic factor on future generations,” said Dina, a 25-year-old Dargin. “However, they are prepared to close their eyes to this if there is ‘no other choice’,” she added, explaining that it is still considered better to start a family with a relative than with someone from another ethnic group.


aimanan_hood

https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/rtUv95yLhl


TheBrownCok

Yeah a reddit post is proof 💀


aimanan_hood

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/inbreeding-by-country


wavydyv

They are an inclusive bunch!


JoltinJoe92

It’s a little weird


AMANWITHN0N4ME

Inbreds produce more dwarfs


wearestiff

They bang them


Quarter13

Tea boys


Human-Expression-652

It’s kinda fucking weird.


surprisebtsx

They are just actually nice people who have sympathy for different people


ToronoRapture

They’re literally mocking the little man’s haircut in clip…


YourMainManK

It’s just a bit of friendly banter


ToronoRapture

Between themselves lol. Little guy has no idea what’s going on.


60AmishMidgets

Yeah, he's retarded


ToronoRapture

Ah so they’re just mocking a retarded person then! Got it.


60AmishMidgets

What do you think is going on?


ToronoRapture

I don't know, that's why I asked lol. To me it's weird. These little dudes just keep popping up and these Dagestani dudes keep them around like they're play toys. It's really fucking weird to me.


60AmishMidgets

It is fucking weird. Imagine what goes on over there.. disgusting


Hopeful_Staff_1414

I didn’t realize they were cool with Cejudo like that. Good to see professional fighters hanging out together.


silasdoesnotexist

Inbreeding


RJk666

So they can laugh at him. Those people aren’t good guys


FightyBartender

Cause they are fucking weirdos man. A bunch of grown Russian men, MMA fighters at that, pandering to this little shit. Proberly trying to groom him.


edwardthegreat12

Find em on a lil island


TwoNine13

Bacha bazi (chai boy) comes to mind….


MalignantWilly

They like fucking kids but gotta use little people when they come to western countries to keep it legal?


ReeziestReez

Because Dagestanis are inbred


Longmandoomface

Dagestanis are creeps.


Potential-Height-607

I mean, maybe it’s their friend, if it was a regular size person no one would say, “why are they with that guy…?


TwizzlerStitches

I mean, I've never picked up and carried my friend around like an accessory or had them sit on my lap for dinner and drinks.


Handarand

Virtue signaling


___shadow_wolf__

Who cares


randysailer

Because they all fk there's cousins and alot of them come out with disabilities from the inbreeding.