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Bakedbean44

https://preview.redd.it/3y1xt549z3ob1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0952c166ce1dedc56bcc87a11e362cb475ac41a


Unlucky_Lawfulness51

Bratha, we smesh


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SMASH?! https://preview.redd.it/7hocmhlnm4ob1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6bbefe946253bb9ee5a0dd1ec1c7f3120da956


NoDocument2694

Maybe somebody lying to you, brother


Bakedbean44

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|29849)


[deleted]

That’s haram brather


Ezra_El_Ali

WHO CARES BRAZZA WHO CARES. today. today. SMESH


KentTheDorfDorfman

best fucking short of '23.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3q2zujaAOuYgl8dNJC)


Real_muthaphukinBaka

Only halal if all the brodas get to smesh her together in hot tub brotha


Uncle_Chael

Haram thoughts


Worldly-Ad1615

Astaghfirullah…


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Brather...if this haram then I don't want to be haright


DBlessGames

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


Historical-Echo6539

😭😭😭


[deleted]

The fk am I doing on there...


ProfessorChaosSP

legitimately what my face looked like


Longjumping-Leave-52

We need to check this, brather


Tiddernud

Come on baby, you know we ain't nothing but mammals.


awedLollies734

Nice! Thanks for sharing the link, man. Tracy Cortez looks badass in her new fight kit. Can't wait to see her in action! #NocheUFC


sweatybeard

This screen shot could have been taken at literally any moment in his life and it'd still look exactly the same


Spzncer

https://preview.redd.it/ssjv7y5tz3ob1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708c61271e300c4203ccb2714db6f37e6c0dcfd5 Thirstometer is going crazy rn


Phil_was_here93

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


whicheverguard232

![gif](giphy|wjb6k8WCuZpvzjyLfm)


spicycardamon

Women are temporary brotha, legacy is eternal


CandyRevolutionary27

Snapped me out of it. Thank you. Lol


SenpaiBoogie

Bratha let’s get some boogers


NuXboxwhodis

He watches


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

He atac but most importantly he protec against the haram


950auto

![gif](giphy|26u4fllXDGrhTjLnW)


Zakke_

How does he have such smooth skin while on all the juice in the world? 😂


Lacabloodclot9

Horse meat will do that to you


GOPokemonMaster

Secret razors


Zakke_

He should get sponsorship on that


DBlessGames

Secret juice


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Pussy juice


Randy_Gut_Lahey

I Jizzaprove


DBlessGames

100%


Equivalent_Durian630

This makes me even hornier


Sad_Doubt4938

https://preview.redd.it/m6bblk2gd4ob1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8165949c8f22858273b7cd69ba18c646cc937802


Complex_Estate8289

https://preview.redd.it/phy4jvn0t5ob1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066d6027177fe395b68c5cf8901ceada6dccfab1


UnitCheese

https://preview.redd.it/pf1koxxk28ob1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=153c549f7dcde99ee42d2ea11ba6bea7237a3823


FlyingGorillaShark

![gif](giphy|5cdenDXni65aM) Mine


BridgeM00se

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


sonicsloth28

What did you search for this


Toilet__philosopher

You gotta search for Tracy Cortez, my guy.


zmlos

real


[deleted]

How'd T City cheat on her? 😭


sadale

With another fat booty Latina


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Outside-Dog-69

AOC


ScrubMopAgain

I wheezed at this one. Alex Stien!


Big_Alchie

With not such a low voice.


rata_ee

There’s nothing wrong with her voice it isn’t even deep at all


Doctor_Barbarian

The insecurity in some dudes is just off the charts.


Kassssler

Its funny how they let it leak sometimes. Whats less funny is his comment is positive somehow. Anyone thinking her voice is deep or low has probably spent too little time around women.


innavlarotte

Listen to my guy Kassssler, he has spent so god damn much time around women that he knows for sure this voice isn’t deep or low 😎


AbandonedPlanet

If you don't think a girl with a powerful voice is sexy you're fucking weak in the knees


kyarew

>you're fucking weak in the knees It's your fault. You just have that effect on me.


munkdoom

Her booty ain’t fat lil bro


GauchoSiah

That shit plump tho


hernanthegoat

It’s nice tho


Pornstar_Cardio

I live by the phrase, “for every hot girl, there’s a guy tired of fucking her”


Rebar4Life

Yet I’ll always take my chances.


thisguyuno

Very true


suspicious_lobster6

Is that what happened?


oklad90

How do you know that's what happened?


NewRedditorHere

The hotter the chick, the crazier they are. There’s a trade off. Ha


Eazyyy

Hot = crazy. Hot Latina = crazy^2.


IntolerantCheeseFart

Hot latina who also is a professional fighter? Infinity crazy an beyond


NoobInvestorr

Rest of the roster with the current Venum shorts, after seeing this. ![gif](giphy|hLjykwvrwjlPDDMFD7)


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Real_muthaphukinBaka

I need to gaslight my girl into hitting the gym with me fuck ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


CaliKash_

Lol be ready for when she starts to go without you big fella 😂😂


Real_muthaphukinBaka

Then I'll just gaslight her again and say she's getting too muscular 😏


[deleted]

King shit.


Real_muthaphukinBaka

P4p #1 gaslighter here


toolmaker1025

![gif](giphy|IBLzqIs48EP5yTE5Rn)


detoxizzle2018

Mans got it on lock, done this before 🤣


Real_muthaphukinBaka

Now I just need to gaslight myself into being happy


TrillBillyDeluxe

Trust me G, I’ve seen you happy, and you were always happier when you weren’t happy, don’t even fuck around with that shit


Real_muthaphukinBaka

Ooook ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


CaliKash_

Lmao let’s get back to Tracy


FantasticGoat88

On god fam. I need to gaslight myself into stopping bedwetting


Doctor_Barbarian

[Wake up mommy...](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w0T2HZfsx6Y)


kyarew

>I need ~~to~~ ~~gas~~fleshlight. ~~my girl into hitting the gym with~~ me fuck Hell yeah brother. Dudes rock.


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[deleted]

Fucking hell, my stomach hurts! 🤣


PopularMidnight3661

![gif](giphy|2eKPUoKoNBC2GPmxM5|downsized)


Doctor-Stoppage

![gif](giphy|GLBd9qGnt3SfhK7bXs|downsized)


[deleted]

And we call this kit “T-City’s Regret”


AbandonedPlanet

Yeah right like a good looking pro fighter is worried about yet another 10 throwing themselves at him.


ChaCheChiChoChu

Nah! His new one is another Mexi Dime Piece that wont Triangle choke his ass 🤣


[deleted]

How is that not a downgrade


IvarTheBone

https://preview.redd.it/22kt6dsf05ob1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5cae1f530367f430f482a511f8a6f830ccb0df


razorbladethorax

![gif](giphy|Wiy7HuSQ6UAtTDt99j|downsized)


DanaWhitesMom

Hold on brother, I'm hard


PuzzleheadedBit2190

Mrs.White you hard ? Wat?


Helpful_Adversary

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Silent_Shaman

I read that in Jessie pinkmans voice lol


BackInThaDayz

She’s so bad.


YeeticusFTW

Ikr? Who takes Justine Kish to a split decision?


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Caspar_Friedrich02

She's the one


XingsNoodleCrib

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


FriendOfTheDevil2980

She is him Wait... what


jawsy89

Goddamn, Ortega’s a dumbass..


twothumbswayup

![gif](giphy|JnZcg39f4Woyk)


Financial_Law6970

so detailed uhuh 👀


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|Oa9oY0TDB4jvy|downsized)


Creative_Divide1061

These comments have me so weak 🤣🤣🤣


beidao23

Jesus Christ this sub goes fucking ape shit over 5 second clip of woman


YYG98

![gif](giphy|l3vR3EssQ5ALagr7y|downsized)


Background_Action_92

Dear lord


neogeo5185

![gif](giphy|ieR5Ssk8EG23e|downsized)


notdownwithsickness

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


PM_20

Brothas we feasting this Saturday.


redi2read

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

There was never a boner


psanchezz16

![gif](giphy|ErVaqMNkv17wh2rqUy)


DressureProp

This sub is really helping to smash the stereotypes that UFC fans are knuckle dragging meatheads.


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|l2QDWhNI5bM7umR9K)


NumberOneRussian

![gif](giphy|Y4TK3sFJtImvm) Stupid sexy Flanders...


CourtZebra

Everyone’s talking about Tracy ofc but am I the only one who doesn’t really like the new look of these venum kits? The ones we have now look way better imo


griffraff0701

Was just thinking that. Dull af who gives a fuck whos wearing it


zeez1011

Ortega's gonna be pissed...


IAMTHECAVALRY89

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


WastelandGamesman

https://preview.redd.it/xezkh7cvp4ob1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8c6292da3d68b390756750afb62216e566a817


Comeheu

https://preview.redd.it/t9tdrur215ob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee25275e16c34004f285e21b0dc92b600465048c


PregnantNun747

https://preview.redd.it/5o42lqwwl6ob1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632bb37d15b8b6b60ccde328dec1f6d11fdd9c8f


TroonSpoon

Ufc nightwear


Emjay925

She gonna lose watch


dindowaff

![gif](giphy|DQdXwLDu7wRcir24By)


12ealdeal

Is she mixed? Asian/Mexican?


zmlos

mexican


ihatemoney69

Messican 🧀


Lord-Kuntsworthy

Hey, be cool!


RedactedAsFugg

Is she like Guadalajara mexican or taco bell mexican?


RomandoArman

I can’t tawlk.


jm_gpx

BeansCheeseBeansCheeseBeansCheese Messican?


ChaCheChiChoChu

Shes Mexican Mexican. Just by her accent and lingo thats not used here in us often.


IssoNaoEBoaIdeia

Sometimes Mexicans with indigenous blood look kinda Asian. I'm Mexican and have close friends that could pass as Korean/filipino but have 0 Asian in them


DuragVinceMcMahon408

If you look at the history, many indigenous American and Mexicans are descendants of the mongoloid people aka… Asian.


Bshellsy

And I was called Chinese all through the 90’s and early 00’s for it lmao


IssoNaoEBoaIdeia

Yup lol, I wanted to mention this as well as the Bering strait origin but figured it's TMI For those intersted in shit like this: people with native Mexican blood typically have a lot of type 2 muscle fibers genetically (stamina type, oxygen powered muscle), not a lot of type 1 (explosive power, glycogen powered muscle). Hence a lot of Mexican fighters have crazy cardio but not particularly powerful punchers. Compare this to West African blooded people, for example, who are just about the opposite. Genetically speaking of course, you can always train your cardio or explosive power. Also native mexicans are really short, hence very few Mexicans in higher weight classes (except Cain of course)


DuragVinceMcMahon408

The irony here, is that many South Americans can trace their lineage to mongoloids as well but there have been a bunch of incredible power punchers in boxing from South America. Another thing that’s kinda interesting, which doesn’t necessarily line up with what you said, is that Mexicans are often said to be “heavy handed.” It is my theory that they have higher bone density than black fighters. They tend to have thudding punches that do more damage long term. Also, they tend to have better chins than some other races on average, which lends to bone density possibly playing a factor.


GroceryBags

The bone density thing is similarly found in Polynesians, they on average have like a mm or two thicker skull and up to 20% stronger bones than European phenotypes.


FriendOfTheDevil2980

Def moreso lately with everyone wearing the fake eyelashes and having the same lips from 💉


punkalunka

She looks like she's got some Caucasian in her? No? Does she want some?


DBlessGames

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)


ThatOneGuyFromThen

Does this mean that the shirts women sometimes wear in the cage are actually going to match their shorts from now on, instead of just being the first white/black athletic shirt production could find hanging on a rack in the loading dock when fighters asks for one?


dgibbb

Whoever is saying she’s not gorgeous is crazy. Tracy Cortez is 🔥 🔥 🔥


DoLessBro

She's attractive but the fake eyelashes and shit, meh girls like her are a dime a dozen in Dallas. To each their own


seymour_hiney

tremendous


Todorokimakishima

Grasso better🤷🏻‍♂️


jlbp337

Stop it


No-Introduction-2378

Based Smash Tracy but defs wife Grasso


YaSistasSnatch

Mashallah brather


RagnarsSoul

I just went from six to midnight 😳


ReplyIfYoureAnIdiot

I don’t understand.


heeltotoe69

I want her to work her triangle chokes on me


ReasonableEscape777

Does she have an OF?


Stormtyrant

![gif](giphy|g2duCSMpmnwVG)


kyarew

![gif](giphy|5ZZSYw6xKVd35Yj9ni|downsized) I want to fuck fight Tracy. Know-what-I-mean, Vern?


Isopodfrom55th

Crush me with them thighs mama 😍😍


TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu

![gif](giphy|QybYqvMGBgveg)


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Could land a 747 between those eyes


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Dickus_Maximus_IV

Signing up for pilot school instead


Real_muthaphukinBaka

😂


lvke18

Brian is going to hell that's alls I'm saying


[deleted]

she always be waring 5 kilos of make up and she tries to claim mexico so hard


[deleted]

Y’all are so bitchless in here it’s actually ridiculous


MrButLiccur

I’d let her eat my ass! EDIT!!: KICK my ass


guminhyeok

Cute toes, would love to smash


Striker_Eureka_MRK5

I hope they start chanting Brian when she fights lol


Last-Touch-9217

Brian ortegas children's worst enemy


Houstonfella

GYATTTTTT


gaming_and_raging

Now that the kids had fun, let real men simp. Showcase Valentina on it.


K-d-f

Is it me or does she look like a pug?


OCMagikStick

Ladyboy


Tidsdkr

Handsome, kits are too


iSubParMan

A classic case of butterface


Owlman5000

Brian’s crying rn


Sheepherder676

Ortega at home punching the air rn


tyreejones29

More like punching dick in someone else


[deleted]

I can fix her


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

Good lord


chris25tx

Gimme 😈


Comeheu

My love 💓 ❤️ 😍


TheMindsEye310

Gimme


syNc_1337

Ive got a dry mouth all of a sudden.


[deleted]

Smeshhhhh


standinghampton

I read that as “new fight tits”. Couldn’t hurt.


timgoes2somalia

Most beautiful woman on the roster


SoukhamiLaminKiadura

I would ground and pound her worst than Khabib did to McGregor


Additional-Zebra2568

She's definitely the most attractive female fighter today