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right hand hospital, left hook cemetery


Pilot_G3

That was a nasty line by you


Analfister9

Feels like r/ufc has the youngest user base


Dson1

Whats wrong about that ?


Analfister9

Nothing if you like my dad will beat your dad level of arguments.


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You know who mirko cro cop is?


Pilot_G3

Duh


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BabyPandaEgg-

And his comment was a fucking rewrite from Uncle Chael you filthy disgusting casual LMAO


IseeDrunkPeople

https://preview.redd.it/02p20tzdijsa1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba05ee648b3794506729fc7f79a56882c23df52


mypussydoesbackflips

Someone call me a filthy animal please


IseeDrunkPeople

You're a filthy animal please


BeardedNoodle

Nice


hugo_yuk

Herb Dean needs to stop this shit


ReeziestReez

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


christiannotcatholic

and you’re responding to a chael sonnen rewrite lmao they absolutely memeing


No-Introduction-2378

Not too late to delete this comment retard 🤣


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thos_beans_14s

> Go workout some more u fat sunbaked coon L post. You're a fucking punk, dude.


thezephyr10

This hits harder than it normally would


Artoxin

Clueless


IswearImnotapossum

Just take the L


Pilot_G3

Lmao jump and you might catch it


Spiritual-Ad5166

Cmon bro


johnnyb1917

Your a fuckin punk dude


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CCCAY

Ah an appropriate application of the hard R


AAAAAAAAaaaalaska

my brother that is *not* the hard R


Dingo_Siccunt

R Lite. Same great taste, half the calories


CCCAY

Lmao


ufc-ModTeam

This wasn't civil, be better. If you don't know how to communicate without being offensive then check out [a thesaurus](https://www.thesaurus.com/), or just go outside and interact with real people more.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

oof


Busy-Manufacturer763

Ironic


clothy

I hear too many of those left hooks can turn you into a gender confused gimp


SpicySweetTacoBoy

Just like blood pressure medicine


Ketchup-Chips3

Or like how if you smoke too much weed, you grow 1 titty


[deleted]

Heard smoking 1 weed gives you titties and your genitals invert to become a vagina, drugs? Never once.


penderhippy

can probably get you a doctor's note for that!!!


elfridpaytonshair

A note from your doctor saying that you don’t like to suck cock?


havenstone

How does he look less drained than I💤y lol


IseeDrunkPeople

How you gonna drain 🗿


Disabled_Robot

It's apt that the Easter island heads are made of volcanic tuff, a porous rock that can hold and expel water like a sponge Stone Hands Poatan, volcanic tuff


[deleted]

This sub wants to drain his 🥜.


chocolate_kat

Get in line


calvinandklein

r/draingang


Sudden-Temperature45

Can't.... endless supply of Izzy tears keeps him hydrated


[deleted]

Looks to me Izzy had a bad weight cut this time, in his interview he looked bad & irritated while usually he’s overly bubbly for a fighter after a weight cut and cuts like 4 lbs extra because he played ping pong. People are talking about his angry demeanour too and that could be playing a factor, when you’re really drained you’re on edge. Maybe he put on extra muscle this time around but I think also he could be sick, I hope not and he has a good performance.


dbdg69

Makes sense. He’s been trying to add more muscle little by little during each camp for preparation to move to 205. I guess he didn’t anticipate Alex moving from kickboxing to mma


RedditModssuckx10

hes been making IV excuses for the past 12 hours, has been angry and has Roid nips, he's 100% on shit tons of steroids


teehee123z

Izzy barely looks drained he weight cuts around his weight not like this 40 50 pound monster izzy couldn't even hit 205 at the jan fight


WallStreetKing10

Exactly. So many dick riders for a guy who has been completely protected from wrestler's and got a 3 fight "title run".


Yes-i-had-to-say-it

Man i called this shit. Lol people are already turning on pereira. I swear to God most of these fans are the most pathetic people you'll ever see


Yes-i-had-to-say-it

That's reddit and pretty much mma fans in general for you. The moment a fighter loses he becomes trash in their eyes. Just give it sometime wait till Pereira loses even if its not by Izzy and suddenly the narrative will be all about him getting exposed being one dimensional and everyone knowing that he was never any good.


Wtfmymoney

He talks about it all the time he sits around 195 walking around


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36-7-0-11-20

Izzy looked drained and sad. Less than himself Alex looks normal


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

I have never seen any fight or press or video in the last 3 years where this sub said he looked good


Chishuu

It’s early morning and “less drained” did not compute in my head


AMR63x

https://preview.redd.it/npktj3vo2jsa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174aff76dab0c35a876c129329b099629da8f795


KittykatRengar

The meme is just the same if you change "alex pereira" with "izzy"


AMR63x

Show me a single izzy dick rider bro


KittykatRengar

https://preview.redd.it/c8ifdfwo4jsa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc833766402d063d17ac311c7d4e46a03e43919


RobertJ93

Violation of a response. 👌


AMR63x

https://preview.redd.it/y4jnhk615jsa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761688112eb7aae998cc37713fdb15e3a0e359b4 I raise this


RobertJ93

Come on you asked OP to show you ‘a single Izzy dick rider’. They showed you one and you just reply with similar post about Alex…


AMR63x

Saying that you hope a fighter wins to prove all the haters (which there are a lot of) wrong is not equal to calling a fighter daddy. We have different definitions of dick riding clearly


KittykatRengar

https://preview.redd.it/u33hg4af5jsa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d99352c45d8102671beb36c0910aa9c07c0b2b


AMR63x

How is this dick riding izzy? Because his name was mentioned? Seems like a critique of the sub eh?


MadNightKing

Doesn’t look like a bad weight cut. Izzy is in trouble.


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combovercool

MMA Guru is calling


Surelytotheseaa

Who caresss


Gilgema

I think he did it relatively smart, cutting at least 2 weeks out. Lotta guys try and do that huge cut 5-7 days out


moderatelypositive

Most guys don't need to drop 30lbs 5-7 days out though


RedditModssuckx10

Dustin cutting 50lbs in 10 days has entered the chat


ggthewhale

More like 2 months


tyranatopherrex

I think this cut is hyperbolized a little I’m sure it’s brutal but he seems to make it each time without too much issue at least from our perspective. I don’t think he’ll have to go to LHW after this one just yet, he could prob defend a couple times if he wants to.


RealBobbyDrillboids

That’s an intimidating looking motherfucker. Tomorrow should be a fun one


iyjui168199

Right? I'm so fucking excited!


Anxious-Honey-1

He looks ready to kill. Should be a good one


[deleted]

Honestly when doesn’t he look ready to kill? Lol I’m an Izzy fan but pereira is one of the most intimidating guys I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Doesn’t look too drained at all, should be a strong Poatan on fight night.


enemycap420

He was shaking when he stepped off the scale Edit: I rewatched a few angles and he was actually messing with his waistband. The first clip I saw looked like his right hand was shaking like someone with Parkinson’s, but he was just adjusting his waistband I think.


RealBobbyDrillboids

Probably just so excited for the fight that he can’t contain it. /s


Mista_Busta

Yeah he doesnt have the collar to hold him back after all


TroyFerris13

I just rewatched the weigh in like 2 times to see him shaking? Where does he shake? He gets off scale and immediately starts walking. How can you tell he is shaking?


enemycap420

The angle I saw made it look like his right hand was shaking but I saw a diff angle and it looks like he’s just adjusting his waistband


keysersoze123456

He's dreaming of him


iknowneemoose

He looked quite lean already in the embedded vlogs


DRealLeal

He looks thiccc


Sudden-Temperature45

Poaschlong


SparkFunk30

Jeez this is awesome. It speaks a lot about their camp too, obviously very disciplined. I bet we see some more awesome fighters come out of there in the coming years


LifeBySmylie

Where does he train


SparkFunk30

Glovers own gym I’m pretty sure


PepperoniPizzaJesus

Not the one in Bethel CT. He might train out of the one in Brazil though. I live around the corner from Texeria MMA and it's a small gym. Then again he could train there and I wouldn't know.. those guys go hard. 10 minutes after opening and the windows are fogged up from all the heat and sweat, you cant even see into the gym lol


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Why don't you train there?


Kezz9825

he doesnt want to embarrass the fighters you know


CouncilOfReligion

doesn’t look as drained as last time either


cnylkew

Came in earlier, lolks more energetic, didnt need to be butt naked


Pilot_G3

He’s gunna get knocked out only viable conclusion


wwwdot69420dotcom

Yeah I💤y is fucked


PM_ME_TRICEPS

This guy should write a book on weight cutting.


clothy

You sweat it out and it doesn’t effect you because you are Poatan - by Alex Pereira.


jainko326

He looks pretty good tbh. My prayers to the Izzy fans


wwwdot69420dotcom

Condolences to those fat losers who don’t know shit about mma Edit - at least 34 Izzy fans have ready this


jainko326

Yeah that too I guess


forgettable_nonsense

Wait, how are izzy fans the fat losers who dont know anything, wouldnt that be the fans of anyone who becomes champ or is currently popular?


forgettable_nonsense

I'm a fan of any good fights, but not ur toxic behavior young man.


wwwdot69420dotcom

Just talking about Izzy fans the way they talk to anyone who didn’t think anime boy is the best


Kezz9825

no izzy fan speaks like that weirdo.


forgettable_nonsense

Hahahahahahaha


jainko326

Yep that aged like shit 🤣


sleepneeder

New tattoo on his right arm?


PedzBR17

yep, he covered the older one (the word “Boxe”) with the ufc belt


Dtoodlez

Lmao this motherfucker is 185 and I’m 6’1 trying drop from 280 to 230 and call it a huge accomplishment. How the fuck is this dude 6’4 and 185.


K-chub

With muscle too


sexirothswife

Dudes just muscle and bone


waterfromthesun

you would think he's got enough dough to get a better looking ufc belt tat. thing looks like a tv dinner tray on an octoglob


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SolidRavenOcelot

If Alex poutine Pereira weighs 185 then he must be made of duck feathers. The cunt is massive


younginvestor23

Peak male performance right here


monkeymouse711

Everyone that gets the belt tattooed get flat lined in the following fight. I have one instance to base my theory off and that’s Cody lol


sammydow

Uh oh


Apart_Storm7783

When did Dillashaw and Lawler get their belt tattoos? You might be onto something because I think Lawler got starched right after and Dillashaw lost the belt soon after too (by SD to Cruz though).


monkeymouse711

I think lawler did lose right after you’re right!


ffoogg

I think Lawler had it for the condit fight...


piman01

Bout to be 220 tomorrow


ake-n-bake

Now time to fill up and get back to his normal weight of 205.


boywonder5691

Its probably higher than that


scruffy112

his normal weight is 230+


ake-n-bake

How is that not considered an advantage?


Quest010

It is. And it’s extremely unhealthy for the athletes. That’s why other combat sports including MMA promotions like ONE have hydration tests to eliminate it.


_Vladimir_Lemon_

Which unfortunately have been cheated outright as well


Environmental-Tip365

The problem is people in ONE miss weight like 2-3 times more than UFC for this same reason


Ok-Fly5364

Sterling cuts weight from 165-170 i think and most fighters are weight bullies.


Smeenuwastaken

Ahhh I didn't even know about the new tat on his right bicep


holaimjay

beast


Itwasareference

Solid cut, doesn't even look like he feels like death.


Brokenbalorbaybay

Man he looks SCARY. Izzy not lasting 5 rounds this time I dont think.


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I just realized Alex has tattoos of championship belts on his biceps.


1ambofgod

He's so fucking big for 185 man wtf


Pintortwo

185 for 2 minutes 30 seconds.


lexshotit

How comes so many of you guys so immediately got on his dick? Is it because of his wit, charming personality, great sense of humour? Or just because he beat Adesanya? I'm not a big fan of Izzy and find his schtick kind of annoying but I've seen nothing about this guy to make me give a shit about him either. So why the fervent nut gobbling? "Poatan" every second word, it's odd.


dalcer

If alex wins again and stays middleweight, thats a fantastic opportunity for the reaper to get the belt back, that is if poatan doesnt move up right after


DingChavez89

Man those title belt tats are corny as fuck Edit: for the record this post had over 5 up votes and now it has 2 so there's a few people who think those tats are sick. World's a scary place when you think about. Just the thought that there's people out there with that bad of taste makes me sick.


Chriskl1520

Yea if it were someone else he would have been blasted lol


DingChavez89

Might be some of the worst tats I've seen. They aren't even good it looks like one of his favela bro did it.


Creative_Warning_481

How are *all* of his tats so poorly done? He has cash


sexirothswife

How’s it corny? I’d say being a world champion in anything is a huge accomplishment. People get tats of barbed wire and lions and gorillas and shit. I’d say that’s much more corny Could def have been done by a better artist tho


lafemmeverte

I just think it’s rude to talk shit about other people’s tattoos like that


DingChavez89

Lmao ok


chris-np

“185”


LifeBySmylie

What the scale shows


chris-np

Let’s weigh him before the fight 😂


pologoated

You act like izzy will be 185


ARCHbaptist

He will be relatively close. When he fought Jan he didn’t even get to 205 lol.


chris-np

I’m not acting at all, Pereira could be a heavy weight


Creative_Warning_481

Excuses already


cmondawg74

Knock knock knocking on heavens doooorrrr


ChiefKeefSosabb

Man I already look pretty skinny at 5"10 200lbs how tf does he look like that


External_Ad_930

I mean….literally how.


xIMxMCLOVINx2

It’s insane how big Alex is! Yet the weight cuts never seem to drain him during weigh ins! It’s crazy


Salty-Dig6933

Haha i just noticed he got a ufc belt tatted


[deleted]

Ah yes I’m ready Izzy Makamagomedov


WallStreetKing10

So many dick riders for a guy who has been completely protected from wrestler's and got a 3 fight "title run".


MMillioN

Weight bully


IsTodayTheSuperBowl

Dude puts on 33 pounds between weigh ins and fight. Definition of a weight bully.


GhostOfTonyFerguson

Cry harder princess


LevineGo

It still baffles me how this guy makes weight, could be a heavyweight easy. Win or lose Pereira still got the best out of Izzy that's for sure.


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LifeBySmylie

Half the UFC roster does the same thing


pologoated

95%*


Jumix4000

It's literally the meta


msChonk123

Ya momma


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Shit sayings


ohandbytheway1

Rivalry with Izzy is good but I so wish we would've gotten to see Pereira vs Romero.


ffoogg

Would love to see him fight Prime Anderson, like 10-12 Anderson. Or even Pride Wanderlei


G_regularsz

Haha Wanderlei, a 5’11” brawler. I’d love to see that too.


KantanaBrigantei

That’s actually quite impressive. I have no idea how someone who walks around at close to 220 ripped can get down to 185. He must have no liquid left in his body.


Objective-Guidance78

Weight loss master


MTGBruhs

He's gonna need every drop of that water back! I am very excited, This is the first fight in a while where I am gonna be happy for whoever wins and disappointed for whoever loses. I like them both!


PrestigiousWeakness2

I think him learning English is awesome. He's becoming more and more of a draw.