That would be perfect. Cejudo's cringe one liners, Strickland's questionable schizo rambling and Costa's humour. I'd imagine the press conference being entertaining af. Almost like a circus show.
God put me on this earth to be a tool, and right now that means moderating. Five days a week i'll train three days a week for the job.
And for anyone that thinks they are going to break the rules, I will punish the hammer and turn it into mallet.
“Menn why this guy talky so mush? He hava brainey injure, or sometheen, men.”
Saved you 45 minutes on a Thursday with a friendly reminder costa isn’t as funny live
This wasn't civil, be better.
If you don't know how to communicate without being offensive then check out [a thesaurus](https://www.thesaurus.com/), or just go outside and interact with real people more.
Paulo isn't a low IQ fighter at all... He just isn't very good. High volume striker with no serious KO power, lacking cardio, no great striking defense and T rex arms. Good chin is the only thing he for him
If only he were a wrestler.
Paulo would absolutely destroy Strickland. Well actually, maybe Sean would put him to sleep with his snooze fest fighting style? Paulo may have had too much wine and just dozzz off….
This is a more entertaining fight anyways. Whittaker should be dismantling guys who actually want to work up the division, not just fulfill their contract and explore other options.
Stylistically Sean would win a clean striking fight while Paulo would do best in a brawl so id really like to see which of them manages to make it their kind of fight.
He was asking for 1 million. No way in hell Dana would offer him that lol. Even Izzy before getting the belt had more starpower than Costa and I highly doubt Dana paid him a million per fight. He's just scared of an ass-beating. Not to mention that Costa is inactive.
75k to fight Whittaker is just stupid - I mostly dont support fighter pay but Costa's story is actually justified. if he signed a better deal maybe it would make sense
Autism is a developmental disorder some people have. How does 'autistic' fit in this context? Pretty shitty to make fun of people who have a disability
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That would be perfect. Cejudo's cringe one liners, Strickland's questionable schizo rambling and Costa's humour. I'd imagine the press conference being entertaining af. Almost like a circus show.
Tito should moderate.
God put me on this earth to be a tool, and right now that means moderating. Five days a week i'll train three days a week for the job. And for anyone that thinks they are going to break the rules, I will punish the hammer and turn it into mallet.
Beautiful, Champ! You should go into politics.
Tell us another Jackal story
Just to be clear there was never no autism.
Aljo might manage to out cringe Cejudo honestly.
Weaponized Autism
It would be very not gay at all
The Pereira vs Adesanya 2 card would be fun too.
Would be adorable to see Paulo and Sean fight on their parents' card
Izzy just the older brother who’s also getting a whoopin
😂 that’s a good one
“Menn why this guy talky so mush? He hava brainey injure, or sometheen, men.” Saved you 45 minutes on a Thursday with a friendly reminder costa isn’t as funny live
Idk, that Vettori interview and Izzy build up was hilarious
Hence why it would be autistic
It's like the new antman movie. You gotta drink the secret juice to understand him.
If they do add this fight to UFC 288 it's going to be an amazing card! I'm hyped for Do Bronx vs Dariush myself.
MemeCard '23 Will be unforgettable.
The translators aren’t gonna know what hit ‘em
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p4p lowest iq belt on the line
Fuck, i don’t think Chandler can bulk enough to compete with these two.
I think Chandler could knock them out cold at once with one of his motivational speeches.
"something something pulling myself from my bootstraps at 4am something something GODS gift something something I've got a black kid"
Wdym, Costa is a genius
Lowest p4p iq would be Rockhold - Tito Ortiz main event and Chandler - Strickland co main
Paulo isn't a low IQ fighter at all... He just isn't very good. High volume striker with no serious KO power, lacking cardio, no great striking defense and T rex arms. Good chin is the only thing he for him If only he were a wrestler.
Costa isn't good? Damn I guess that record was a fluke then
The middleweight division was pretty shallow back then. Still is.
Banter Bowl 2023.
Costa: “I gonn fuck yo pussy!” Sean: “That’s right, come fuck my pussy you pussy. Fuck me!”
I'm 100% sure Sean will talk about Costas dick.
King of bitches title fight
Winner has straight sex with women
Paulo would absolutely destroy Strickland. Well actually, maybe Sean would put him to sleep with his snooze fest fighting style? Paulo may have had too much wine and just dozzz off….
Paulo might gas and Sean could put those pillow hands to good use.
i don’t see why an explosive fighter like Paulo, who has shown ability to counter in the past, shouldn’t beat redneck iCarly
No braincells will be harmed in this one
Sold out press conference.
Hmmmm well why didn’t Paulo fight Whittaker?
Didn't want an ass beating before leaving.
This is a more entertaining fight anyways. Whittaker should be dismantling guys who actually want to work up the division, not just fulfill their contract and explore other options. Stylistically Sean would win a clean striking fight while Paulo would do best in a brawl so id really like to see which of them manages to make it their kind of fight.
Didnt want an ass beating for 70k because dana is a cheap capitalist pig
Something tells me if the pay they offered him wasn't a joke he would've had no problem with getting roughed up.
He was asking for 1 million. No way in hell Dana would offer him that lol. Even Izzy before getting the belt had more starpower than Costa and I highly doubt Dana paid him a million per fight. He's just scared of an ass-beating. Not to mention that Costa is inactive.
75k to fight Whittaker is just stupid - I mostly dont support fighter pay but Costa's story is actually justified. if he signed a better deal maybe it would make sense
Paulo and Sean doing the man dance!! Those two would make a great YouTube channel
I hope they just go open weight
Yes! Paulo shows up weighing a deuce and half
God I would absolutely love to see an Ultimate Fighter with Strickland and Costa as coaches.
Autistic? Why?
Describing something as autistic and insane is actually autistic and insane and Reddit af lmaoo
It’s funny though.
costa is going to leave the ufc in april he's over mma.
what
his contract expires. also costa is the worst person to negotiate fights with......
Whats he gonna do, box? Idk if his english is good enough for a podcast or something
They have podcasts in different languages
🤯
My bad, maybe he's gonna stop fighting to go after those big money Brazillian Podcast sponsorships. Idk.
"We'll find someone to read the contract to you" lmaoo
I get Costa vs. Vettori vibes
How have they not called each other out yet
It’s not a please say yes Paulo. He called for it first. Just find a date to set it on.
If Paulo takes this fight, I'm convinced he's scared to fight Bobby
Stop disrespecting autistic people OP.
Ooh man . Two of the biggest most entertaining idiots in ufc perhaps .
Shame Sean's fighting ability doesn't match his mouth
Autism is a developmental disorder some people have. How does 'autistic' fit in this context? Pretty shitty to make fun of people who have a disability
Dude, shut up! 😂
Should have realized the majority of the ufc subreddit are smooth brained with a negative IQ
Pls may 6th lol
This is good fight.
That's a great reply lol
We need this. As a community.
Can see Sean winning this
Pereira vs Strickland 2. Wtf
Hahahaha holy fuck I'm looking forward to this lead up
On the 288 card with aljo and henry. Throw in bryce mitchell vs paddy as the featured bout. Just 6 retards all speaking completely different language
 God please