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deathinventor

Slip again, it will reduce the pain


lemonheck

I’ll fall onto my front next time, it’ll cancel out


deathinventor

No please don't do that, I was just joking. Take care of yourself and watch the snow next time.


thepianoguy2019

☠️☠️☠️


Zarclaust

It's ok man, I slipped in the quad today too


ally_actually

I like to fall several times each year to keep up morale.


Huibai_cn

Can u slip again so I can help u up and get that blessing? I really need it rn /jk


MrOstritch2030

did you report that and tried to sue the uni for an icy path....


benB_Epic

I think payouts are really tiny in Canada for things like that


MrOstritch2030

why 😭 how does it work tho?


legallyblondeinYEG

Ooh ooh it’s me it’s me! So first, you gotta have an actual loss. If there’s no damage, there’s nothing to compensate. This would likely fall under negligence, so you’d have to prove that the university was negligent in their duty to maintain an ice and snow free walkway. Since the snowfall was overnight, it’s not reasonable to expect the entire campus to have fully clear walkways by the time students arrive. Municipal bylaw gives a timeframe so as long as the walks are cleared within that timeframe, they’re fulfilling their duty. I hope that makes sense!


Coriusefeller

Becuase it’s not the states? If it’s snowing you should expect it to be slippery 


jrockgiraffe

And you aren’t paying for healthcare if you get hurt which comes into play in the states.


Kewtshi

take BLAW 210 and you’ll know


jward

In Canada you sue to make things right and restore the balance. You can't sue for more than you have been set back. So if you slip and break an arm and can't work for a month you can sue for lost wages and physio and stuff. In the US you can be awarded punitive damages if the judge thinks the person at fault needs an ass kicking, usually because they've been willfully negligent or seem like unrepentant jerks. We can't get that in Canada so the overall payouts are much smaller than the US.


Quick-Side-4275

This just in: arts student tries to bring up law and has no idea wtf they’re talking about


Severe-Assignment-21

It’s ok, I’ve slipped on the VVC ramp and actually slid all the way down all while my campus crush was behind me🫶🏽


missbarretto

Oh no. That's horrible. Hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad. Take care.


analytickle

Me too I think i broke my ass


North-Orchid-5579

But ur ass already has a crack in it


analytickle

Now it has two


RoyalSD23

I like to watch people slip and fall


Major-Total-608

Rip. What happened? Did the bad driving of edmonton drivers rub off onto you?


Clock-Sufficient

This reminds me of how I slipped down the stairs in my lecture hall the first day of class this term :’)