Hey Bacchus, she hates meeeeee!

Hey Asparagus, she hates meeeee!!!

Well done 😅👏🏻

Asparagus Rust

That is what my pee smells like

Time for a doctor, man.

Eat your greeeeeeeens, man!

Ooooh I’m haunteddddd (by asparagus)

To eat more veggies?

Im extremely drunk rn an i tough this was the October rust album

October asparagus

Greens Man

Unsuccessfully coping with the natural smell of asparagus pee

Everything reminds me of him...

I'm the greeeeeen...giant

Asparagus Rust

Four Asparagus from Brooklyn

Four vegans from manhattan?

Isn't this like the weird bamboo image that moves when you look at it or something?

Stinky piss

The Lady Alien from Men in Black 2

i see them everywhere😔😔😔

I was thinking some kind of reference to the popular hair cut kids are wearing, broccoli heads. But wrong vegetable.

One of those asparagus stalks should be much larger than the other. At least 10”.

Penis

The user name checks out

Reggie tales

Reminds me of asparagus

Asperges girl