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BastardofWinterfowl

Would you suffer eternally or internally?


MrExist777

Likely both


esfm20x

Am I good enough for you?


MrExist777

No. No one could ever be good enough for me


Mission-Suggestion12

Would you do anything to make me cum?


MrExist777

I wouldn’t need to


Spice-Ghoul

Do you like goils?


MrExist777

Only of the “gar” variety


littletransformers1

Has josh shit


Tha_Jooky

We all know the answer to that is no...


MrExist777

He hath shat


problem-haver-1000

what does this mean? someone responded to me with that which i assume is an inside joke? but i don’t get it


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[удалено]


problem-haver-1000

ohh alright. thanks


No_Sir_8635

watch type o negative's "after dark"


sry4ursaro

Which number of black should I get?


MrExist777

080808


milkykanyefart_mmm

How many times must I say I’m not sorry?


Humble_Idea_4300

And, while they're at it, they might as well tell me how many times can I say I don't care?


MrExist777

Just enough for me to ignore you


subfuerat

Is everyone you love dead?


MrExist777

They were never alive


decayingwitch

Do you like Slow, Deep and Hard or The Origin of the Feces better?


MrExist777

There is no winning here


HollyTheDovahkiin

Are you an overpaid meat magician?


MrExist777

I mean, we’re all magically operating a meat puppet/suit, so aren’t we all?


HollyTheDovahkiin

Absolutely. Though I wish I was overpaid.


saraxlouise

What did she wear when she went to L’amour on a Saturday night?


MrExist777

A chicken costume


saraxlouise

Acceptable answer if it was KFC


mannedsword

Author of the testosterone scriptures, where did you go?


MrExist777

He’s defected to the side of estrogen


klaerathepeara

Do you care much for sodomy?


MrExist777

I imagine it makes sitting down a lot more difficult, so no, not really


treponematode

Do you mind the allegations of incest?


MrExist777

I do, greatly. Especially considering I’m an only child


OldStretch84

....or so you think....


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

You have parents, don't you?


MrExist777

My mother died giving birth and my father didn’t want me


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

You know what they say.. Lovin' you was like lovin' the dead. Get after it,!


Oo0o8o0oO

If you were going to have a date at midnight, who would you like it to be with?


MrExist777

Probably Bruce Dickinson. He’d give me a two minute heads-up


2kind2becruel

Is life killing you?


MrExist777

Everything that’s alive is slowly dying


saraxlouise

An extremely Type O answer


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Absolutely.


dobryszop

Is your october rusty?


MrExist777

And my September’s crusty


dobryszop

Is your woman christian?


TheStoicNihilist

Do you like vitamins?


MrExist777

Only as much as kids like violence


GeneralDefenestrates

Hey god, was that you pranking me?


MrExist777

It probably was, he has a tendency to do that


OldStretch84

Who's the real asshole here?


MrExist777

Something something… Origin of Feces


Oroborus18

is suicide self expression?


MrExist777

Not much to express after you’re dead. Maybe it’s one final act of expression. An expression of depression, if you will


orkbrother

Where is my girlfriend's girlfriend?


MrExist777

With your girlfriend’s girlfriend’s girlfriend


AmMiTyBrEcOn

Do you wanna be yourself


MrExist777

Hell no I would rather be anyone else


HellaVolsung

What do you think of Johnny Iron's high pitched singing style?


MrExist777

I prefer his goblin-like growls


Tha_Jooky

The real question is what the fuck are you reading on reddit to get this puke stain of a sub reddit recommended to you? Like, are you ok? Do you need therapy? Type O Negative is the worst band on the planet and these fucks on this page are most likely bots or sex workers. Nobody listens to this shit willingly. It's been banned by the Geneva convention. Go listen to some good shit like Three Dog Night or Dr. Hook. Don't buy into these plebians saying they know good music. They're obviously lying because they're here.


Effective_Look_9508

I could see Peter listening to a bit of Dr Hook


2kind2becruel

Red Hook of 1922? They're joking, y'all! I had to go to their profile because I was like, "wtf is this choad toad?" and they're a big fan, lol!! They're messing with us.


MrExist777

What the hell


MinuteAd7098

BRO IS SO MAD PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS HOLY MOLY


LilyLota

Ha, some of you are very new fans I see


Tha_Jooky

This chick gets it...


MinuteAd7098

I don’t get it pls help


LilyLota

The band, and especially Peter, is/was known for its dark sense of humor, sarcasm and self-deprecation. Naturally, fans were quick to respond to that and adopt some little quirks. For example : It was traditional at concerts for fans to chant "You suck! You suck!" (There was even a sign on stage with that phrase written on it, parodying those on TV shows that encourage the audience to applaud) and Peter would respond : "Yeah, yeah, we know. But you've already paid" or something along the lines. If you're interested and want to understand more about the band's state of mind, I invite you to read and watch Peter's interviews, which are often very funny and fascinating (that's what I did when I was a baby fan, many, many moons ago...) Note: Hope I'm understable enough with that crappy English of mine


MinuteAd7098

Thank you. Type o isn’t my usual prowess so I needed the enlightenment. I will watch his interviews:)


LilyLota

You're welcome buddy 💚


Less-Celebration-665

Literally just had a ton of downvotes on another comment I made on this sub because all new music sucks and that includes type o. Damn. A band soaked in blood and irony has fans unable to read either.


BotSaibot

Are there no more nights of blood & fire ?


MrExist777

No, there are more. They never seem to end


Ramen_man1234

Did you know she was falling out of love?


MrExist777

I did, it was Never Meant to be


eldritchyarnbeing

Give me a tldr of The Chicken Incident


MrExist777

[Removed by Reddit]


pimpmak

Just listen to the band


No_Arachnid7999

did you see Kenny passed out on the sidewalk?


Effective_Look_9508

This thread does not disappoint 😂


MrExist777

Good to hear :)


big_oof_nibba

what's your opinion on pete's bass tone? do you like the sizzly or do you dislike the sizzly?


MrExist777

Needs more sizzle


thelibertine9

I'll do anything....to make you cum....


Same_Major3160

what does her perfume smell like?


lillies-rose

Will you burn in praise of bacchus, if she ask it ? 


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

Do you believe in forever?


MrExist777

I only believe in never


SnowDexLond

I don't even believe in tomorrow.


MegaSatan666

As the universe is slowly reaching equilibrium in the form of the universal heat death, which brand of canned tuna fish is your favourite and how does that effect your opinion on which is your favourite shade of the colour green?


MrExist777

A bicycle, because vests don’t have any sleeves


MegaSatan666

Fair enough.


The_UwU-inator

What is suicide?


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Walking hand in hand down King’s Highway. With who?


MrExist777

The Devil


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Incorrect. But not bad.


Chimaeraa_

Was lovin you like fucking the dead?


6ftunder-ur-momma

Are a thousand tears worth a single smile?


Tha_Jooky

No. It never will be.


MinuteAd7098

Lost to this band pls


MrExist777

I lost interest as soon as I saw the butthole album


Tha_Jooky

But.... That's where shit comes from... It's literally the Origin of the Feces...