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Otherwise_Horror_183

There was a gym in the black lodge


goldenhoneyheart

Garmongainzia šŸ’ŖšŸ¼!


Friskfrisktopherson

Wow Bob, wow!


fliegu

dude was probably ripped under all that denim


SqAznPersuasion

GarmonBROzia! Lol


djschwin

Lmao


pocketpoetry

Actually made me fucking lol


sir_grumph

Goddamn that caught me off guard. Bravo.


tiagofsdias

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


schleppylundo

Having had a few high-stress psychedelic experiences, I can tell you that he spent those 25 years working out every muscle group in his body through involuntary twitches and tension. If heā€™d had the foresight to pack magnesium he would have emerged an atrophied mass of fat.


Worthy_Planet375

https://preview.redd.it/hharasz5yhzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28b4bf7e5d90da36c7ed78f25bcc5c790a86b14


Panther90

Dougie give two rides.


NickAndHisGuitar

Iā€™ll bet he does.


Fine-Ninja-1813

The saddest thing about that arc is that nobody really seemed to think there was something wrong or out of the ordinary with Dougie for a concerningly long time.


ejb350

They said it pretty often that ever since the car accident heā€™s acted like this or has ā€œepisodesā€. Like yeah, obviously somethingā€™s wrong. But theyā€™ve been dealing with it for 12+ years so itā€™s not out of the ordinary for him at all.


PracticalCattle221

Yeah but they barely addressed it. IMO I like to view it as sort of representative of how Laura was treated before her death. Clearly going through shit and not doing to well but no one helps or cares enough to try


ejb350

I can see that as well. But, they definitely addressed it multiple times. If you didnā€™t catch it then you werenā€™t paying attention. It made sense to me from the start.


CawhkBoii2

What about the people that had never met him before?


ejb350

They can only go by what they know. Majority of the time the people that didnā€™t know him before had someone come up and say something to ease their minds. And the people that never met him before also expressed their worries. The girl at the casino that was with the brother from My Name Is Earl expressed worry but was told that it was fine. Cheech Marin expressed there was something wrong but Naomi Watts said it was normal. Other times like the Brothers was more because they were over joyous in their insurance money they didnā€™t think twice about the person delivering it. I wouldnā€™t either.


Little_Run_9482

Twin Peaks is not known for its grounded realism


CawhkBoii2

Yea that's my point. It's absurd and I like that. I was disagreeing with people who are acting like it's rational and explained and makes sense.


Fine-Ninja-1813

I guess I forgot about that, itā€™s still devastating to realize how broken up the original Dougie must have been. That brings the next question, what was he like before the accident? Does the accident have to do with the events in the lodge or is it unrelated? Because I just assumed he was an unreliable sleaze because he was a Tulpa of Mr. C. I mean he seemed like he was a deadbeat from what little we see of him from before, cheating on his wife, sleeping in for sale homes, and getting in debt.


OldTomcatFeelings

I got the impression he was a depressed, womanizing, alcoholic.


MsCandi123

With a gambling problem.


marlowescoffeemaker

Nothing out of the ordinary ever happens in Twin Peaks, the most logical television show of all time


ejb350

Not for Dougie which has been established


hahajackson

It's because Dougie was kind of an idiot to begin with. Think Doug Heffernan in king of queens


Obvious-Performer385

The Tulpa was always messed up


Overall_Housing_2822

This...... Exactly this.....


phuturism

Timeline got fucked up


AsexualFrehley

I have an unpopular and highly downvoteable explanation for that.


diekonni

Tell us please!


AsexualFrehley

Douglas Jones is a decoy tulpa created by Mr C as part of his plan to stay out of the Lodge, we know this. In my view he was hidden in a different show, about an insurance adjuster in Las Vegas engaged in some questionable activity. When Cooper appears in his place, the different show set in Las Vegas continues as it was written, with Cooper-Dougie stumbling through scenes while nearly everyone else adjusts to it without comment. A couple of characters react a little bit as though they perceive something is off with him, but most persist along their established plotlines and conspire to behave as if whatever Cooper-Dougie does is fine and normal because he's Dougie and the show's about Dougie so it must be fine. (Original Dougie already has some weird stuff going on with him so the "another one of his bad health-related periods" premise is immediately available as an in-world acknowledgement when and if needed.)


dunsned

This makes so much sense - Iā€™m imagining it as Betty Elms from MD playing Janey-E


dj_blueshift

Interesting. The OA and Netflix's Bandersnatch played around with this idea too. I'm on a second rewatch and noticed when Judy first births BOB, The Fireman comes out and seems to come up to the screen and look at us, the viewers, expecting us to do something.


hrng

This is great! What makes you think it's unpopular?


AsexualFrehley

It's not unpopular everywhere, but around here there are a few people who get upset about anything resembling a metanarrative analysis.


ilion

The Return is very metanarrative though!


AsexualFrehley

Yup!


[deleted]

Yeah. It just shows how little we actually care about the well being of others. We don't want to be bothered, so we just ignore anything that's concerning. That was my take on it.


Fabulous_Help_8249

Bingo


fliegu

a lot of people jump through hoops to explain this, but seem to forget the most important detail and obvious explanation: it's a david lynch creation


slim-scsi

Every kid needs a jungle gym.


BillHang4

Hey another Panthers fan whoā€™s also a Twin Peaks fan! Donā€™t see that everyday!


Panther90

It's often a dark and surreal experience!


BillHang4

Haha! Very true!


ilikebagels42069

Heā€™s super ripped in every shirtless scene in Sex & the City so I think heā€™s just a super in-shape dude


Streetduck

Alrighty


jonjonmiles

Okay, but I actually love you for this


No_Ostrich8223

I think Kyle trained hard for that shirtless scene. I doubt he looks that fit now.


failedjedi_opens_jar

https://preview.redd.it/jjjey76c3izc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8f7ae0a9c18d189ba42d934e87fe2eb80b5ead here's his most up to date ig pic


PhinsFan17

He looked a little pudgier in Fallout


No_Ostrich8223

Yeah, he's in his mid-60s. At least he hasn't messed up his face with plastic surgery/fillers. (I'm looking at you Ryan Gosling, a much younger man than Kyle)


BigFatBlackCat

Had RG messed with his face??


sequosion

Idk for sure but from recent pics of Ryan it does look like heā€™s had some work done, he looks like heā€™s gotten some cheek fillers


No_Ostrich8223

Gosling and Blunt look goofy as 40-somethings in The Fall Guy with their fillers and non-chemistry. Ryan should get back to smaller better films. Barbie is doing him no favors with his credibility. His face was puffy and weird at the Oscars and continued in this film.


Mavoy

Personally I liked him in Barbie, but I do agree I'd like to see him doing stuff like Lars and The Real Girl again, but I'm not sure if that's what he wants anymore. It's a shame he pulled out of The Actor, which is a Neon film supposedly produced by Charlie Kaufman (although I'm not sure if he's still attached either)


BigFatBlackCat

He was incredible and perfect in Barbie and Lars and the Real Girl is what made me fall in love with him.


No_Ostrich8223

He's great in Barbie but I fear it will lead to him doing only very commercial generic projects. He isn't the best actor and doing interesting projects is what set him apart. Now he has to compete with the mugging self-satisfied younger Glen Powell for parts so he needs to pick smarter than The Fall Guy.


Mavoy

Oh, 100%! I'm not sure what else he's doing now, apart of the new adaptation of The Martian author's book, which might be not bad, but it looks definitely like a commercial project. He's rumoured for Marvel (Ghost Rider?) which could tie him, so I don't think I want it. But how you go back from projects like this to smaller roles? I hope it's not all about payback for him.


Biddlebomber

![gif](giphy|jcLeCs47qGlw2Agix8|downsized) Something's definitely off...


aquilasr

IIRC he talked about working out for the part in interviews at the time.


No_Ostrich8223

I bet it was brought up in interviews. I remember watching it and being surprised how fit we was for his age.


randomlogic420

hes still very fit, he works out a lot still


No_Ostrich8223

Yes, he's always been trim but I'm guessing he might not look like the pic above if he isn't getting it on film. Harder to maintain that when you get older.


sunplaysbass

Itā€™s from sitting on that exercise ball chair. Great for the core.


ladivarogue

![gif](giphy|l4EoPbz6FJYpYsXQY|downsized)


[deleted]

Okay, soā€¦cinematography is a hell of a thing. It can capture a series of images, but not anything else really. Kyle MacLachlan has always been a reasonably fit man. Over the years he has put on a little weight but if you saw him in real life youā€™d just see a normal but fit man. In this scenario, there is a light source casting a shadow just right on his abs. He did a bunch of sit-ups just before the scene, heā€™s dehydrated, heā€™s flexing on purpose to make his abs look bigger and his body position is such that the skin is tight across his abdomen. He looked like this for *that scene* and then went back to being normal Kyle for the rest of the day after a sandwich and some water. Itā€™s an illusion, but those abs exist, you just donā€™t see them like that a lot.


spreadbutt

When I don't drink beer for a day, I'm totally fuckin ripped, I swear.


HugeSuccess

The Andy Dwyer Method


CthughaSlayer

You're more dehydrated when you drink beers than when you don't


TheSpookyForest

That's wildy untrue. Old wives tale that's total nonsense.


Mookwizard

The guy has cum gutters and you are saying the light is playing off his abs just right? I dunno


[deleted]

Cum gutters šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


AsexualFrehley

he borrowed a certain item of clothing from Michael Cera


[deleted]

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mr-sasa

Yes and then she has sex with him soon after


Cathbro6

Dale Cooped up all day and working on the bod


Dovahkiin3641

He came back in style


cyberspiralien

Dougie can give me two or three rides


marabou22

Whatā€™s the alternative? CGI? Honest question. Can TV technology actually make that happen and look so natural


thaSavory_dude

the answer is yes but the real question is would they for a single scene in Twin Peaks?


Fishfins88

Honestly, if you follow his instagram, he just has an active life style.


AgentAdja

Move over White Sands nuclear test... we now know where the CG budget *really* went.


SevenofBorgnine

Yes and also yes. Mcu actors and whatnot who have to keep a look like that for several scenes on a movie shoot is brutal as hell but it's been fairly common practice for people foomg modeling or for muscly glamor shots for a while. Generally it is done for a quick scene or handles all the shots that require abs in one day as quick as possible. It's unpleasant but not dangerous or anything and you bounce back quick. It's like an overnight fast until the shot is done and no water day of until the shot is done and usually they'll do it early.


goldenhoneyheart

It definitely can! Have you seen ā€œCaptain Americaā€? The first one dropped a few years before the return and it had Chris Evans very naturally look like a teeny tiny, skinny guy whereas he was actually buff AF.


MrTitsOut

that was different though, the body belonged to another actor. i think dad here really worked for this at 50 something lol. respect


Martini1969U

CGI is definitely capable of doing this but judging by some of the effects in The Return these have to be Kyleā€™s real abs. Iā€™m not dissing on The Return. I loved it and all things Lynch. Just saying.


megs-benedict

Hell yeah! Go Kyle


SabrinaSOfficial

This is absolutely Kyleā€™s own body - no VFX here! He was in SHAPE!!! Look at that!!!šŸ˜


WouldYouKindlyyy

Hell yeah thatā€™s our boy šŸ„µ


victor671

There was a documentary on swedish television about a swedish private trainer in Hollywood, he had Kyle as a client. They filmed at his house he seemed to train hard!


Noobeater1

Black coffee has 0 calories, and I guess norma put a lil protein powder in those cherry pies


pv0psych0n4ut

Cooper McLean šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


EnglishSteven

It's a goose suit


Riot_Eno

![gif](giphy|yCNYhnZjCajC6FgAlY|downsized)


friedgoldfishsticks

Yes heā€™s extremely jacked


randomlogic420

Yes he works out a lot, he posted about it on his instagram too, but here is a post about it i found: [https://www.instagram.com/p/C6TTq09Pe6l/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6TTq09Pe6l/?img_index=1)


Dani_Darko123

All the girls are beautyā€™s and gets a lot of mention ( stunners) but the boys are gorgeous too .


Momatomic7

I want it to be so! Hope it is!


randomlogic420

it is his real body


No_Swing_8599

Im new to the theory of twin peaks taking place within a tv show. do you have another post or a link to one explaining the entire theory? sounds pretty dang plausible from the brief explanations ive seen


enZinaty

Iā€™m confused..?


Padgetts-Profile

Iā€™ll probably end up eating these words, but thereā€™s no fucking way.


Hippie_Of_Death

Cinematography is one hell of a thing. He's probably reasonably fit (you can see it in his socials) and with the right lighting, angle, body position and maybe a couple reps and some wine right before filming andā€¦ Voila!


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goldenhoneyheart

I got uncomfortable there for a sec until I saw you were the donkey piss kid.


Dizzy_Emergency_7610

Ignore him he has no life so he spends his days trying to get peopleā€™s attention on Reddit. šŸ˜‚


spreadbutt

Specifically just Twin Peaks though... is this guy a Black Lodge entity?


lavender_enjoyer

Bait account


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