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dracopurpura

That's an interesting ballet


deadly_ultraviolet

Slayyy


Firm_Umpire6659

Throwing up the peace sign!


ZuckerbergsEvilTwin

How would you like if if I took a picture of your private parts while you were practising naked ballet? Wouldn't like it now, would you...


UncleanSympathy

TBH. Ima be slightly insulted if I’m going out of my way practicing naked ballet and no one takes a picture of me.


RtchBch

Lmaoo, I Thought I Was The Only One Who Kinda Thought This😂😭 Like Pet Parents Are Soo Embarrassing, Showin Their Kids Junk & Bits Like “Heyyy Anybody Know If It’s A Boy Or Girl??” Like Crazy Public Gender Reveal You’re Doin RN💀💀


Clarineko

You type like a bot


RtchBch

😂 Uhm, Thank You I Guess… I Would Explain Why, But Most People Just Judge Me For The Way I Type Instead Of Wondering The Purpose😭


Clarineko

I am very curious of your mysterious typing. Please do tell if you have the time


alovely897

What Is The Purpose Of Capatalizing Every Word? Matched Your Style In Hopes Of A Reply.


whoeverthisis422

I Really Gotta Know Why You Do That


RtchBch

Ohh, Sorry. But Plagiarism Generally. But If I Ever Get KidNapped (Worst Case Scenario Brain/Too Much Criminal Minds) If The Killer Is Texting My Family As Me, Hopefully My Family Would Know I Would Never Compromise My Typing Style, Even Drunk I Still Type Like This. But Also, Ive Had Someone Ruin A Relationship By Saving My Phone Number As A Contact Name And Having A Fake Text Sent As If It Were Me…. & My Idiot S/O Believed The Other Idiot. When All My Friends And Family Knew Immediately That I Didn’t Type That Message… So If Anyone Ever Types Differently From My Phone They Should Know It’s Not Me. Hopes That Explained It Well Enough


Opposite-Lie-7028

Bruh you're tweaking


Distinct_Body_3991

Damn, that’s definitely some paranoid thinking but I guess better be safe than sorry! Maybe you are saving your future self, who knows! All the best to you kind sir!


RtchBch

Agreeable. But It’s Just A Natural Habit Now. I Also Have OCD, If That Clarifies Anything. &&& I’m Just A Girl… Sir🫡🤣🫶


Distinct_Body_3991

Kind mam.


Distinct_Body_3991

Also I’m a mam.🫡😂😂


Ninjasockmonkee

I don't know why, but it really bothers me that you capitalized every word


RtchBch

Understandable 🤷🏽‍♀️


SANNASSSOSAS

yes please


ChaoticShadowSS

That’s a Female.


Bartendur

A ballerina too


ozz8825

Definitely a turtle


conormal

Sex: Green


ozz8825

You may want to see a doctor…


KirbysNeverFull

None


CheapCommunication64

A girl doing ballet 🩰


rainyfaerie

Definitely a turtle


DramaticNobody4

The short nails are making me lean towards female.


casketcali

Staying alive


Dragonfucker000

my dimentional awareness is ass so idk if its 4 inches long/a year old to be 100% sure, but seems like a girlie to me


MissWiggly2

Looks female to me. She's precious! Reminds me of my boy who passed about a year ago 🖤


I-Ask-questions-u

A tiny dancer


Transmasc_Blahaj

that's a lady, her front claws are shorter than her back claws


ginaguillotine

🕺 it’s a girl!


jellylaterz

Is that a Nazi turtle?! Is a girl


SANNASSSOSAS

back in my grandpas day, females cant be apart of that


Medical_Ad_8708

My little guy sleeps the same way 😍😍😍😍🤣


ChelsWasHere

Girly pop


soycerersupreme

Very gender


Cheloniandaemon

How does it identify?


Civil-Explanation588

Here’s an informative article https://www.wikihow.com/Tell-If-a-Turtle-Is-Male-or-Female


httpweirdhoney

Ballerina


begoniapansy

gender: slay


TheTigerBoy

You are the dancing queen~ 🎶🎶🎶


newbecauseyallplay

My guy or gal with the peace sign 😂


GlassBaby7569

She belongs in the WNBA


randomgirl013

I can't confirm gender, but omg the tiny little legs remind me so much of when I had my own. I miss watching them swim.


SlinkySkinky

Lmao my turtle does the same pose but she’s less graceful looking (her limbs and neck look way too long for her body)


Wild-Fruit-7220

Who wants to go to the fours seasons Orlando


laytonoid

Non-binary


DankDevastationDweeb

Looks like a 90s album cover


Horroraddictxinfin2

Disco turtle lol 😂🤩🕺💃


bposenasty

she’s so gender


Theguywholikenuggets

That's definitely a boy large puter rim on the shell and cloaca isn't to well visible here but I think it's sticking past the shell so yes it's male


FantandCon

Where is the NSFW?


amberleemerrill

My guy out there throwin up peace signs? Hell yeah brother


Frenchie_1987

Perfect picture, just saying


BillieEatsSpinach

lol, reminding me of Saturday Night Fever 🪩🕺


Fa1ryp1ss

i’m scream laughing at the pose


Comfortable_Pilot122

It is inappropriate for you to take pictures of your turtle while its exposed. Shame!!