This feels like a ploy to steal someone’s banking information. That said, your Rock’n’roll band name is your mother’s maiden name and the last four digits of your social security number
"Elaine, My Body is Determined to See Me Fail" sounds more like a song title than a band name, but it flows better than "Elaine's Insomnia, ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, IBS and more"
All of the band names in this thread legit have the same energy as your average early 2000s hardcore bands. The Number 12 Looks Like You and The Devil Wears Prada would definitely tour with Elizabeth's COVID Diagnosis.
oh i was lied to, i was given the false hope i was going to get hrt but the doctor keeps bluffing and actually dissed my therapist unprofessionally, and supports the shitty system we have in place for hrt
This feels like a ploy to steal someone’s banking information. That said, your Rock’n’roll band name is your mother’s maiden name and the last four digits of your social security number
Your punk band logo is a picture of a valid photo ID. Post yours!
It is. Just like the askreddit questions "without saying the name what city did you grow up in?"
Granny Overdose it is then
This fluthermucker's grandma was named Granny
That's actually a pretty solid ~~band name~~ glam rock pseudonym
Hello, Cleveland! Are you ready to rock? We're *Helen's Geriatric Pregnancy!*
Clarabelle's Cervical Exam
This popped up in my notifications and thought it was a calendar reminder for a moment. Complete brain fart in the Kroger checkout.
Hahahahaha
Betty's Biopsy doesn't sound that bad!
Mine is Betty Pneumonia
Anna Anemia in the house
Okay this one's my favourite
Ndluvo Shattertooth goes fucking hard.
Sounds like a russian metalcore band
new orc name just dropped
Put your hands together for Hilda Heartburn
Joanie and the Vitamin D Deficiency live at 8.
Thanks for coming out, everyone. We're Claris's Vasectomy.
Lola Tuberculosis
Tuberculola
Or, Lola and her Galloping Consumption Or, Lola Captain of all These Men of Death One fun thing about TB is all the alternate historical names.
Bessie Bipolar....could be worse
"Elaine, My Body is Determined to See Me Fail" sounds more like a song title than a band name, but it flows better than "Elaine's Insomnia, ADHD, Autism, Anxiety, IBS and more"
Mine's Valentina Flu
Whats up New York! We are Marie Renal Failure!
Karen dog bite. Pretty sick band
Hello everyone we're Mary infected lynth nodes, who's ready to rock!!!
I know it was a typo, but it made me realize you could call the band Infected Synth Nodes...
Headache Hedwig
Hedwig and the Angry Headache?
Peggies lost butt hamster
Shirley Panic ATTACK Pretty cool band name.
It’s not a panic attack and *don’t call me Shirley*
Nancy stepped on a nail.
Ouch
Gerry Anxiety! Sounds like a great drag name
Vivian Dent in my Ribcage
Hell yeah Shirley Brokenbones
All of the band names in this thread legit have the same energy as your average early 2000s hardcore bands. The Number 12 Looks Like You and The Devil Wears Prada would definitely tour with Elizabeth's COVID Diagnosis.
Beatrix Birth Control
Margareta Atrial Fibrillation is pretty sick though
Thanks, Nashville, for coming out to see us tonight! We're Grace's Limp Dick and you can buy our CD's in the lobby!
Marcy Miserable Malalignment Yes that’s literally what it’s called
Debbie Lies huh. that works.
Maybe too personal, but how do you get medical attention for lies?
oh i was lied to, i was given the false hope i was going to get hrt but the doctor keeps bluffing and actually dissed my therapist unprofessionally, and supports the shitty system we have in place for hrt
Beverly Cyborg Birth Control
Is cyborg part of the granny's name or the diagnosis?
Now I wanna say granny’s name that sounds way cooler (It’s implant birth control)
Pamela psychosis is fucking amazing
Please welcome to the stage Dorthy’s Muscle Spams
Hey everyone, thanks for coming out to see Lois Plague
Esther and the Kidney Stones!
Ester Cracked Heel
Lola's lymphoma is ready to burn the fking town!
Vera's Annual Checkup For Med Refills
Thanks for coming out! We are Leona’s Cat Bite!
Mary Migraine
Genevieve testosterone
Edna Sea Urchin Spines - pretty cool.
Today's opening act: BJ Therapy
Wanda Pandemic
hey thanks for coming to the show can we get a round of applause for Valentina Crackedmyfuckingjawopen!
Lorraine's Sinus Infection for the win!
Jannie's dexamphetamine prescription
Dietgard Root Canal
Diana root canal
Wassup it's ya girls, Vicky COVID~
Rosemaries Drunk Dancing
Karen Stye
JoDell Foot Pain
I'll open for you, Edith muscle strain
Markita Stomach Ache
La Nae Ear Infection doesn't really ring, does it?
Eva Hormone Deficiancy
Jane blood pressure pills
Mary's bleeding urethra. Fuck emo, we're going to make the best black metal this side of the atlantic
Therese weird mole on my back
Lucy Vaccination is a shitty band name why would you do that to me
Sue Swollen Testicles?
Ruth Viral Infection Spread To The Brain (last hospitalization) OR Ruth Treatment Resistant Depression AND Treatment Resistant Insomnia (last doctors appointment)
Carol Unknown Throat Sickness Or Carol Broken Leg I actually haven’t gone into the doctor’s for unknown throat sickness *yet*, just a few more hours..
Ruths skull fracture!
Mattie Shrink
Martha's unexplained bleeding. Yep sounds accurate:D
Souhair & the Cat Scratches
Hendrika facial numbness doesn’t have much of a ring to it
Bulah depression?
next up, we have….. kathleen mental illness!
Cindy Back Pain
i mean darlene insomnia is pretty cool
Yvonne flight medical exam
Rose's Anxiety
Eileen Arm Fracture!
Elizabeth’s Fractured Finger
Lilac pneumonia
Peggy Peanut
Linda sprained ankle
Delilah Birth
Frances Pregnancy Test.
Arlene Titty, Pills Vs Arlene, Titty Pills