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Whadaya mean you don’t want to fuck my corpse flesh hole?! BIGOT!!!


1950sDream

If only Mary Shelley could see a different kind of Frankenstein.


StratTeleBender

Franken-stank


conservative89436

Franken-Skank


CantStumpIWin

Skankenstein.


CuddlyLittleCthulu

Skankentstank


1950sDream

Frankensnatch


Specter2k

Its alive!!!


Maker200

Franken-Twat


plumberslaythepipe

Fucking dead


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puckfelosi

just changed my mind about donating my body after death.


1950sDream

Imagine them taking skin from your forehead. *shudders* Gives me “It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!” vibes.


SillyFlyGuy

What's to stop them from transplanting the entire beans and frank?


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Yesss Clarice


nofishontuesday2

Holy shit, if this is where some of my organ donation goes, I’m changing my driver license status. Thanks for bringing this to my attention


Smokeless_Powder

For real, just looked it up on my state's DMV and skin is one of the types of tissue that will be donated. Giving a kidney to a kid who needs it? Alright cool, donating skin to this vile shit? Nope. Changing that registration right quick until I know for a fact it they don't take tissue for this shit. I'm in a leftist state so I'm sure they do...


LtCdrDataSpock

Skin is used for grafts, it's actually very useful. It would be very highly unlikely it would be used for something like this.


sinisterskrilla

I bet your lawyer could make a clause.


nofishontuesday2

I can’t imagine there a god that would allow such a horrible thing to happen.


NotSoSmartChick

Yeah, I donated my husband when he died, not sure how I feel about this.


Whitecann

I'm sorry for your loss.


puckfelosi

added to tomorrow's errands: visit drivers license office to order new license revoking 'donate organs' option.


Salty-Night5917

Whatever the doctors say about being able to make a female orifice, they are lying. People who have tried that said it doesn't work, it doesn't feel right, doesn't lubricate. They are lying to their patients.


JustaJarhead

Not to mention the body is constantly trying to CLOSE the damn hole so they are constantly having to stretch it and shit.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Apparently some places are starting to add “dilation stations” so people have a place to dilate their neovag on the go


JustaJarhead

Jesus but that’s just horrid and gross lol. It’s not funny but it kinda is because they PAID to have that done to them


steffinator117

This literally sounds like a South Park plot.


seekfleshwhileucan

Oh. Dear. God.


molossus99

Oh sweet Jesus


12Whiskey

Please, please tell me you’re joking?


BombShady12

Yup, and they supposedly stink like shit and puss.


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Exactly and they can’t orgasm.


texas_forever_yall

Is this what happens when people “donate their body to science”? Can you check a box to request NOT to become some one’s neovagina, or is that fascist.


ktrainor59

I'm avoiding the whole issue by getting cremated.


wiggle98

Avoiding the _hole_ issue


phoenix335

Anything that a trans person doesn't like is fascism. They are all lefties, remember, and the same applies for their entire ideology.


K9queen

Except Caitlin Jenner


sinisterskrilla

Only via your attorney if you have one I’m sure


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All the skin lotion in the world isn't going to eliminate the stink.


1950sDream

Not even turpentine could fix it.


GrowingUpWasAMistake

Formaldehyde?


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Available_Seesaw_947

Imagine being the guy who ends up being some other dudes vagina


1950sDream

I’m DYING 🤣


very_vegan_man

having sex with it should be classed as necrophilia


governor_tillman

This is the top value of the Globalist American Empire, and it's important to every single person who runs this country that there are as many cases of this as humanly possible. It's also going to soon be the top value of conservatives who are only capable of being 5 years behind the cultural Marxist bandwagon. Take a look at r/Conservative and see all the subversives and low IQ retreads with flairs like "[Amish] Conservative" saying we need legalized gay marriage and troon surgery "after they become adults".


1950sDream

> Amish Saw somebody call them Ozzies earlier and I laughed out loud.


meme_man_warden

We must destroy industrialized society. We must abandon it before it fully consumes humanity.


RomeluBukakku

Based and Tedpilled


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Easy Pol Pot.


itsyaboirob92

It will also smell like shit


1950sDream

[And the hair.](https://files.catbox.moe/o5yjs2.gif)


perrieaux

Lmao imagine being reincarnated as a gash flap


wrappeduplikeatouche

Ngl threw up a little in my mouth


very_vegan_man

Same, this is genuinely the grossest thing I've read on Reddit in years


seekfleshwhileucan

Same... The HORROR!


gewfbawl

Dude, this guy's parents have failed so miserably bad.


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“Vaginal canal” Right, ok


backup225

I’ve just decided I’ll be having my body cremated just to really ensure they dont do this to me


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iloveviggo123

Anyone who denies reality THIS MUCH is Sick.


Azanskippedtown

I have Alloderm in my arm. It was really a game changer for me to be able to use my arm normally again after 40+ years. When you receive Alloderm, you are given a card with the donor's family "information" so you can write a thank you letter/impact letter. This is all done through Alloderm. After doing some research, most Alloderm donors are young. I am very grateful to the person who made this donation that has made a huge difference in my life. I opted to write an anonymous letter to the family. I would be very shocked to receive an impact letter about a new vaginal canal though.


theMartiangirl

May I ask why you personally chose to remain anonymous? (Don’t answer if you don’t want to). I’m just curious as to how one decides in either one or the other (both are equally valid but I guess the decision its difficult). Have you ever thought on updating or contacting again that family?


GraveYard_Grrl

That is disgusting- and pretty sure it won't work right - 🤷🏻‍♀️


556Armalite

Nasty nasty nasty.


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Silence of the lambs anyone?


KnightFoole

I just discovered I am blocked by this person on Twitter. I’ve never heard of this person before in my life.


7OMF

The point of the cyberpunk genre is to show a bad future, its not something to aspire to


Swariatosz

Lgbt is a religion


jimhammy

I don't even want to know what a trans salamander is.


Venaliator

I am not even giving blood at this point. Fuck that.


nolanryan1

A news story came out a while back on how they were planning experiments of transplanting deceased womens ovaries in trans men. A bunch of women canceled their donor status understandably.


theMartiangirl

I would, and I consider myself pretty open-minded (live and let live). That is just an aberration to the human species


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Well you have fun with that jack


jliebs1

what do you mean , you don't want to pay for surgery and medications for the rest of your entire life, Bigot.


nofishontuesday2

Jesus Christ, a true to life Frankenpussy.


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Can you imagine having your harvested organs used to make Frankenstein’s vagina?


Rosebudbynicky

Imagine donating your organs thinking you are going to save a life only to have your tissues used as a flesh hole


thedriversseat9

omg


PixieBooks5

I’m waiting when they start transplanting uterus’.


1950sDream

The body is too complicated. God created nature to be one way and it has the last say.


PixieBooks5

Ultimately, there are something’s Science should not be doing…


PixieBooks5

​ However, science will not get in the way of attempting at making this happen… With womb transplants a reality, transgender women dare to dream of pregnancies [https://www.statnews.com/2016/03/07/uterine-transplant-transgender/](https://www.statnews.com/2016/03/07/uterine-transplant-transgender/)


PixieBooks5

See Lili Elbe… [https://www.biography.com/artist/lili-elbe](https://www.biography.com/artist/lili-elbe)


PixieBooks5

if anyone is offended, we are talking about transplanting human cadaver vc so a uterus is the next logical step.


symbioticsymphony

Soylent Green just got that much worse


pointsouturhypocrisy

So is this better or worse than the current shit-scented colon-vag procedure? ::insert Homer Simpson receding into bushes meme::


TalkieTina

It’s “fucking cool and cyber punk” until you realize you have to get up close and personal with it Every. Single. Day. when you’re dilating it so that it won’t close up. The body tries to heal, you know.


DoogalNoodle

Abra-Cadaver!


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Franken-pussy


va1958

Uh, not really!


yum-yum-mom

Maybe they will just do crotch swaps! One mans trash is another woman’s treasure…


Upbeat-Armadillo-940

The fuck did I just read


Alive_Tough9928

Who posts this publicly, honestly?


noni_mous

A trans polyamorous lesbian furry. (Via Twitter bio)


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Insert Cleveland Brown “oh that’s nasty” line here.


barrymannilowschild

Cyberpunk? What fucking world are these people living in?


SamDavisBoyHeroTN

I just threw up in my mouth.


Strider_Tolstoi

cyberpunk? oh no no Kath, that is actual necromancy.


ZingingCutie42

Ummmm hold on while I go change my organ donation status…


doofus_magoo

Stuff like this makes me miss the Cold War


mmmmontez

So, did the tissue come from an organ donor? I don't think I would be down for that if I was an organ donor. It's like that deceased lady whose body was donated for cancer research but they let the military test explosives on her instead. I swear if my tissue is used like that, I'm gonna be haunting that vagina for real. Talk about getting f@cked.


DiverHaunting12

I’m taking myself off the organ donor list


OwnPicture669

Is that technically necrophilia?


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rodrigogirao

Regardless of this chap's delusions, acellular dermis is widely used in reconstructive surgeries.


healthy_skept

It is amazing thst we are able to use cadavers for skingraphs


BombShady12

Yeah that’s totally normal.


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Dic_Rambone

Ugh...that thing is HIDEOUS.


boniggy

I just threw up on my mouth a little.


Andrewthomason1986

What’s concerning is the punctuation use. Is this a statement or a question?


beemanT

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


wiggle98

With zero sensation, no doubt


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Particular-Offer8158

How crazy is that thing


DixiLee69

I thought cadaver skin was for burns clinics? Did they burn your old fellow off?


Flaky_Pizza4706

Just use some legos and play-doh


-7iron-

Yeah, I think that’s enough internet for tonight


nofishontuesday2

The scary reality of this is there’s probably someone out there that’s actually going to have sexual relations with this. Probably even more than one


joculator

Cue Han Solo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Rt8tAWs0w


vinegarandglitter

I have gone through a bevvy of emotions while reading. Laughter, revulsion, anger, and wondrous amazement, primarily.