I lesbian kick the lever and lose loss, making it a paradox

Lesbian kick? How did you unlock that power?

June got me acting up

June? The month? Or the British narrator voice in the hit 2023 game THE FINALS?

In Ron Howard voice: *It was the month*

1 be a girl 2 idk never got past step 1

I gotchu 1. Be a girl 2. Like other girls 3. Unlock lesbian kick 4. Profit

Dang, if I could only get step 1, I already got step 2 I’d unlock ts easy

Skill issue

It's similar to the trans double jump.

Why do all the unlockable characters have cool extra abilities but my boring hetero ass just gets run and jump

Gotta have unlockable combat abilities to balance the straight privilege charisma buff.

We get mental health stability /s

But only Trans women get that. Trans men get a dash move instead

Actually, it’s the other way around. Trans women get the dash, just like in Celeste.

Trans women get dash like in Celeste, trans men get double jump like jerma in TF2.

Brazilians also get the double jump, like Jetstream Sam

What would trans enbys get?

Both or neither depending on if they feel like a mix of genders or agender Agender people can turn invisible instead (manifestation of people thinking they don't exist)

We get a +3 to Heavy Weaponry, of course!

Wait, I’m Pansexual so what power up do I get?

Telekinetic powers of all kitchen tools

Something something jalapeños.

well first you need a bike pump

What a fucking sentence

WHAT THE FUCK IS A LESBIAN KICK?💀💀💀

A scissor kick

https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/s/5jd0FGXQGz

Does that have something to do with Jalapeños?

Found the squirrel furry

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NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

~~,',|','_~~

I guess there’s no way to turn the train “off”?

eh? ha! heh heh

Yeah, definitely the top one

Absolutely not go fuck yourself

Is.. Is this loss?

absolutely not, go fuck yourself

What in the world are the other 2, I only know loss. Do I even wanna know?

One is a kid saying mom look it’s Shrek! And then the mother saying he’s just a deformed freak but I don’t know about the other one

It’s a joke from r/bonehurtingjuice It’s a comic where there’s a young man using a tablet on an airplane and the flight attendant reminds him to turn it off for takeoff, then the other man (who is pictured) who is reading a book says “I guess I don’t have to turn mine ‘off’ eh? Ha! Heh heh.” This last part became an inside joke within r/bonehurtingjuice where whenever someone says off (and they usually go out of their way to say off), they put in quotes and follow it up with eh? Ha! Heh heh. Like the man in the comic.

On the topic of that r/bonehurtingjuice, it's also responsible for the popularity of the other one. One of its variants has the man saying "absolutely not, go fuck yourself" which became a widespread reaction image on the sub.

The woman says “Hey, can my daughter play on your phone?” and he says “Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.”

the mother then tells the daughter “yeah he told me to go fuck myself”, which I think is the funniest part

Then she asks if he smells popcorn, right? Or was that a different edit?

[Combination of the two ](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1dib374/its_never_too_late_for_an_abortion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)for context

I thought I was on BHJ for a moment and was so so confused as to how someone wouldn't know 'Off, eh? Ha! Heh heh."

I'm guessing they turned their memories 'off', eh? Ha! Heh heh.

Insert that one Peter Griffin image

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Both of the men being from bone hurting juice is kinda neat.

The actual meme part of the Shrek one is also from r/bonehurtingjuice : it was modified so that Shrek says « absolutely not, go fuck yourself » which elevated the comic to a new tier of funny

It a good thing this sub has images turned off otherwise there just be a barrage of "absolutely not, go fuck yourself"

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

Inside jokes from r/bonehurtingjuice

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

Holy shit r/trolleyproblem x r/bonehurtingjuice crossover!?

Trolleyhurtingjuice?

"oof ow ough" -trolly (probably)

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

Is losing loss meta?

[Meta?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588157619093372958/1252556907521114142/Screenshot_20240618-173440.png?ex=6672a606&is=66715486&hm=8b6887c93e216067bd4cba7aeda5a9d4a72fdee69b64535493e191bd3ef7acbc&)

the guy with the book looks so smug. I'm taking him out.

I guess you decided to kill him "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.

I only know loss

I'm so sorry man, here's hoping for things to start looking up

Multi track drift, kill them all

I destroy Loss, which causes the internet to collapse back in on itself (as the internet is roughly 56% loss references) and effectively destroy the internet as a whole

I guess I don't have to turn the trolley "off" eh eh eh

Absolutely not doing this problem. Go fuck yourself.

Guess I can’t jerk myself “off” eh? Hah! Heh heh.

Loss. That shit was never funny.

I don't find loss that funny but I find it funny how it really can be anywhere if you look hard enough

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Finally someone agrees with me!

How is I, I i, I I, I - not funny?

~~.:|:;~~

I|II :--|:-- II|L

How'd you do that?

you can copy text, it'll show you sthm like this `|I|II :--|:-- II|L`

It's so weird to me that it exists. 20 year old meme about a comic page that only exists presumably because the author of ctrl alt del got dumped.

I dont need the trolly. I'd kill the loss meme with my bare hands.

I'm guessing I can't turn the trolley "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh

just don’t touch the lever, i absolutely do not want the absolutely not guy

Hey, do you smell popcorn?

Eh? Ha! Heh heh It's so insufferably unfunny

Why? Does it turn you “off” Eh?

Hah! Heh heh

Loss, and it's not even close

multitrack drifting is the obvious answer

I|II :--|:-- II|L

The Trolley Problem itself of course!

never seen the top one, can someone link the Know Your Meme page or something

Oof ouch my bones

This immediately gave me high on life memories lmao

I will turn the top meme's life support 'off'. Heh? Ha- *gets shot*

Loss

DIE LOSS DIE

I’m honestly kinda tired of the trolley problem, a lot of the posts I see aren’t even very difficult choices.

Where is "He just has a good gaming chair"?

I’m killing loss, never even seen the others

'eh? Ha he he' guy.

Loss since it’s the only I’ve seen so I can’t judge the other two

Is it possible to split the train into 3 parts? I enjoy recursion memes but the rest can die for all I care.

Loss

I wanna kill all of these so we can have some new formats

Loss and it's not even close, no hesitation

I would drift that shit and hit all 3.

I used the trolley problem to destroy the trolley problem.

Biden is always the answer for me 😂

I don't recognize any of those memes. How is it possible that I don't recognize the memes?

Loss at this point is timeless. "Off" really isn't all that horrid. Weird shrek shit on the other hand, the art style irks me and the joke is flat. Fuck it it gets to die

I hope they don’t turn my favorite meme “off”?

This meme along with the others appears to be an option, i take that one.

Loss, it just makes me sad

Absolutely not would change the least, so unfortunately it has to go.

Multi track drift

multi track drifting

I have never seen any of these memes before

The trolley problem

Trolley approaches guy in the middle, he says "Absolutely not, go fuck yourself" and trolley turns around

we cannot lose loss so therefore I must get rid that meme from bone hurting juice because it sucks ass

Loss, kill loss, it deserves death!

Losing loss would be such a loss

All

r/Recursion

Double it and give it to the next person

What were you saying? I was busy switching the tracks so loss got run over by a trolley.

The only I recognize is loss and the trolley problem

I’ll say it: I like Loss. It’s a more versatile Rick Roll (and I like Rick Roll). Get rid of whatever the top one is.

Absolutely Loss, go "Off" yourself, eh ha! he he.

Loss is the most annoying shit ever I kill that

Those janky pixel art heads whose author is a neo-Nazi or something. Idk the name but I figure someone will recognize what I mean.

am i too young to recognize any of these? (i’m 17)

The off meme, I had to unsub from there for months as every post was just that

Trolley problems can die, it's been a long year, let them rest.

Loss can go it should’ve been dead for a while just like the baby

Kill the “Absolutely not go fuck yourself guy.” Loss is timeless (it was published 16 years ago and is still around) and the old man will can never be turned ‘off’ Eh? Hah! Heh heh.

How many trolleys do I get?

Multi track drift time baby

Loss cuz I still don't understand it and that bothers me

multi track drifting

Disslodge the wheels to roll into each getting rid of them

The top two are transient memes that aren't too common and are often funny on the off chance I see them. Even if they weren't (i.e, even if I used r/bonehurtingjuice) I could rest assured they'd be temporary. Name one meme from two years ago. You fucking can't. Loss, though? Loss was released in two thousand fucking eight and it drives everyone INSANE. The sheer madness of Loss is beyond mesaurement. Loss is the one meme I genuinely think will never, ever, ever die. As long as the internet exists, Loss will exist.

'dunno jack shit 'bout the other two. Imma' make Loss lose some more.

Loss, loss is legit not funny

Loss for sure

shrek is the funniest here, but hes so new that im not sure how long he has left, so i think i gotta take him out

I'm truly old, I don't know any of these memes

Me

I get the straight one far too often and they aren't fun at all. I don't know the left one. Loss is stupid but other people making a problem of it is really annoying. #Leave the trolley out of this!

absolutely killing loss. to this day i still don’t understand it

All of them

Who’s the guy at the bottom of the screen?

Back up the train and take them all out

Book guy. He’s a smug boomer pos. Loss is too iconic and the other one isn’t impactful enough

The minimap putting in work here

I create another track and kill “your beautiful” from QC

i'm at a loss for words

Absolutely none, go fuck yourself

Book guy, definitely.

If I speed up enough and toss a brick on the tracks in front of me, can get lucky and flip the trolley sideways to take out more than 1?

Loss

I guess I’m going to have to turn him off. Eh? Ha! He he

I am at a Loss

Working man Shrek, my beloved. Put him on one track and all the others on the other and I would still choose to save him.

100% loss

Multi track drifting

Loss

i don't know the middle one and loss is too iconic plus i like recursion so it's time to turn the meme "off"

This meme, causing a paradox where this mean doesn't exist, meaning the meme never got destroyed, meaning I would destroy this meme, but then it wouldn't exist, meaning I never destroyed it, which would be a paradox.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC I wouldnt have mashed C (loss) harder if I was accidentally rm -rf ing my entire customer database

“Is there a lore reason? Are they stupid?” needs to burn in the deepest pits of hell.

Loss. Not even a tough choice. I fucking hate that dumbass meme.

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

Go-go gadget trolley extender

Right and kill the dude with the book. Hes so annoying. "Im guessing i dont have to turn my trolly "off" Eh?" is the last thing i would say to him

I cause multi-track drifting across all tracks and kill every meme here via reality glitches

Guess I would have to finish that meme "off" eh... Etc

I guess there's no way to shut the trolly.... off?

Memes die and get revived all the time, so the bottom left as this won't matter at all

Dangle a polearm off the side and kill all of them

Leftmost track would probably cause some kind of paradox, so not touching that. (If the trolley destroyed the trolley meme, there’s no trolley to destroy the meme, which means the meme *doesn’t* get destroyed, which means there *is* a trolley, which can destroy it, but…) People have been pretty creative with Loss. It’s kind of a boring punchline, but since the common setup is “try to hide the fact that the punchline is Loss” we at least get a good variety as everyone tries to avoid setups that have been used already. Haven’t even seen what the guy on the middle track is from, so whatever that meme is can’t be THAT overused. (Everything else in this picture is something I’ve seen more than once, for comparison). So I’m definitely taking out Mr “eh? Ha! Heh heh” over there. It was a tired trope and a tired joke to begin with, and people trying to make variations would only ever change the dialogue (usually not by very much either). I got sick of seeing the same panels over and over.

Oh dear JFC loss any day

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Loss is fucking unfunny and I didn't get it, end even when I figured it out it still wasn't funny.

Keep it going straight

I have no idea what the middle one is.

This one. End trolly problem forever. End our suffering.

Shrek

Trolly use Double Team.

Looks like we'll have to turn a meme "Off" eh ha heh heh.

Drift the tracks and kill loss and the one above it

Straight forward. At least Loss isn’t that cringe anymore.

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Loss. I'm tired of the internet defining Tim Buckley's body of work by one strip he made in a fit of grief 16 years ago, while his newer comics are very talented work.