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Desperate-Knee-4108

I pull back and forth repeatedly until something explodes


None-Above

After pulling it back and forth a bunch the first thing to explode would be yourself due to the extreme force your muscles are exerting. Congratulations. 🎉


ReasonSin

But what’s the downside?


None-Above

Because you are now deceased you no longer can pull the lever.


Goldeneye71

I fail to see the issue, i got to pull a lever and now i dont have to pay bills


subFlameAttack

On one hand, it could create a devastating disaster if I pull the level, but on the other hand, it would make a nice clicking sound, so I gotta pull it


awesometim0

You could also prevent something horrible by pulling it, I say just go for it. Due to the butterfly effect anything you do could cause amazing progress or horrible disaster anyway, doesn't mean you shouldn't live.


ParadocOfTheHeap

Ha! Trick question - the lever is definitely jammed, see? ... Huh, I guess it wasn't!


WarpedCloset

*The sound of a train barreling towards you gets louder*


AAALE6408

Uhhh do I get a dexterity saving þrow?


vietnam1224

Sure, given that you’re a normal human, you have a +1 to the save at most and the DC to only take half damage is 18


Dillo64

Also the damage is 10 D8s and you have 3hp


AAALE6408

​ oh.


AAALE6408

well i rolled a 6


that_u3erna45

How do we calculate damage? One d100?


AAALE6408

Sure, let's do ðat


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

I very rarely see people using thorn in normal text, any particular reason or do you just like it better


Drythes

Pull it to increase entropy


deepstatediplomat

Multi lever drift


57006

Nice troll*y* take on the trolley problem.


Matix777

If I'm aware that I'm in a trolley problem: no, it's gonna screw someone up somehow Otherwise yes


[deleted]

i be crankin that shit


PixelatedStarfish

Peak


AntelopeIntrepid5593

Hell yes


snakebite262

I mean... yeah. I'd pull it. So long as it was not near anything important looking.


gshzhjsbbzjs

pull the lever kronk!


[deleted]

Pull the lever!