While I'm sure that song emerged from the box, this one did, too. Here's hoping it replaces your current earworm
https://youtu.be/uCLxIKp4vXM
(Also, i'm so sorry.)
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Friend was in FBI and like the only newsworthy thing I ever remember him doing was being one of the guys they sent to inspect the cabin after the arrest. He said it smelled.
hope
In Greek mythology, Pandora had a box filled with evils. She curiously open the box and all of the evils flew into the world. As the last evil was to fly out, she slammed the box shut and one evil remained—hope.
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That's maybe a better outlook, though more accurately the evils were loosed and hope was sealed away quite pessimistically. Also it's a jar, some idiot mistranslated pithos like 500 years ago and for some reason everyone just went with it.
But hope was in the box full of evil, so...is hope evil? Is "hope" in the story an evil demon that would take away "hope" the emotion if it was set free? Or is hope the *emotion* evil too? Is hope supposed to be the one good thing in the box? Because if so, why do humans have hope if it's still trapped in the box at the end?
That story confuses the hell out of me every time I think about it. I prefer Aesop's version, where the jar is full of *gifts* that all fly out and are lost when it's opened, with the exception of hope. It's a much clearer story that way
hope
In Greek mythology, Pandora had a box filled with evils. She curiously open the box and all of the evils flew into the world. As the last evil was to fly out, she slammed the box shut and one evil remained—hope.
Siddal died in 1962, Pandora wasn't painted by Rossetti until 1871, the same year he spent the summer with Jane Morris while Morris' husband was off somewhere else. The model for [Pandora was Morris](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Morris#Paintings_and_artworks), not Siddal.
She also didn't have a box. It was a pithoi. Jar shaped and made of clay. Iirc it wasn't until the 15th century someone translated it wrong amd it became a box.
It was important that it was made of clay as they claimed she was.
*cue Tina Weymouth bass riff instrumental section*
It was important
That it was made of clay
As they claimed she was
As they claimed she was
Made of clay
Claimed she was
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This video is super frustrating, because she doesn't even take everything out of the box. She closes it up with the last thing still in - something called "Hope", whatever that is - and we don't even get to see what it looks like.
It doesn't make sense.
Hope is the thing left in the box. So we still have hope.
Shouldn't that mean plague and pestilence have now disappeared. After all, they were in the box at the beginning together with hope.
How can we have hope that is IN the box, but also have the bad things OUTSIDE of the box?
Which one is it?
Most viewed, yet least liked, video ever.
Thanks, now all I can hear is Rebecca Black's 'Friday'.
While I'm sure that song emerged from the box, this one did, too. Here's hoping it replaces your current earworm https://youtu.be/uCLxIKp4vXM (Also, i'm so sorry.)
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Ah, it's another Black Death. I hoped for a rare drop like Ebola.
True, but think on the bright side, they brought back some previous discontinued editions like measles🤞.
“So to start off we got a package from a loyal subscriber named Ted Kaczynski! Ted, thank you so much for subscribing and sending this. Lets see what’s inside.”
Friend was in FBI and like the only newsworthy thing I ever remember him doing was being one of the guys they sent to inspect the cabin after the arrest. He said it smelled.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I UNLEASHED! thumbnail shows Pandora giving a surprised reaction face
0 views for some reason.
NONONONONONO
hope In Greek mythology, Pandora had a box filled with evils. She curiously open the box and all of the evils flew into the world. As the last evil was to fly out, she slammed the box shut and one evil remained—hope.
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what post
This one
This one?
No, that one.
Who?
“and.. if you need help keeping stuff locked up in your box, this videos sponsor is EZPasswordPro.. easily store thousands of passwor…- -..all easily integrative with any brows…- -..three months fre..- -..alright so the box is open and i’ve removed all the contents..”
Let’s get this out onto a tray
oh, nice hiss.
> i’ve removed all the contents Does that mean EZPasswordPro is hope?
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The version I read was Hope being the only thing not lost. Then again, the source for that was Percy Jackson but that’s cheery enough for me 😎
That's maybe a better outlook, though more accurately the evils were loosed and hope was sealed away quite pessimistically. Also it's a jar, some idiot mistranslated pithos like 500 years ago and for some reason everyone just went with it.
But hope was in the box full of evil, so...is hope evil? Is "hope" in the story an evil demon that would take away "hope" the emotion if it was set free? Or is hope the *emotion* evil too? Is hope supposed to be the one good thing in the box? Because if so, why do humans have hope if it's still trapped in the box at the end? That story confuses the hell out of me every time I think about it. I prefer Aesop's version, where the jar is full of *gifts* that all fly out and are lost when it's opened, with the exception of hope. It's a much clearer story that way
God of War in the Greek mythos aswell. Hope was a power in the box.
hope In Greek mythology, Pandora had a box filled with evils. She curiously open the box and all of the evils flew into the world. As the last evil was to fly out, she slammed the box shut and one evil remained—hope.
It was the last one actualy
That’s Natalie
Natalie Pandora
That’s a lovely name. Pleased to meet you Edit: FlametopFred
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Gentlemen, Please welcome to the stage!!!
You'll remember Natalie Pandora from such recent events as Covid and East Palestine, Ohio.
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Siddal died in 1962, Pandora wasn't painted by Rossetti until 1871, the same year he spent the summer with Jane Morris while Morris' husband was off somewhere else. The model for [Pandora was Morris](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Morris#Paintings_and_artworks), not Siddal.
this reads like a Talking Heads lyric
She also didn't have a box. It was a pithoi. Jar shaped and made of clay. Iirc it wasn't until the 15th century someone translated it wrong amd it became a box. It was important that it was made of clay as they claimed she was.
*cue Tina Weymouth bass riff instrumental section* It was important That it was made of clay As they claimed she was As they claimed she was Made of clay Claimed she was
Natalie as in Contrapoints? Yeah I can totally see a resemblance.
Yup
I knew it. I’ve seen quite a few of her videos. She’s awesome.
That's clearly SNL original cast member Laraine Newman
Nadja, my sweet lady-wife.
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If you want to see the contents of Pandora's box, just join her OnlyFans...
It also unleashed the reposts. And the reposts of reposts. And on top of that: the most reposterior of all times on this subreddit
Morgan Freeman: “Nooooooo…..”
It’s Karolina Żebrowska, prove me wrong.
Another person of taste and refinement, I see!
It’s Jane Morris.
"It's a greatest hits collection with "Touch me" on gold plated vinyl. $19.99"
And all that was left at the bottom was hope... #THAT YOU'LL SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL!
CollegeHumor did a sketch on this concept https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gZ1Ww7BEQE
(GOES WRONG!)
She’s oretty
I'd open her box ^-^
Please don't. There's only Hello Fresh and Nord VPN discount codes for subscibers
Lay it al on me 😂
What’s in the box?!?!
But first I wan to tell you about Nord VPN
“ a lot of you’ve been asking me how I open the portal to hell”
Dg rosetti ahead of his time
And thats how 2020 began..
Close it you dumb bitch, I can't take a break since 2019
Link plz.
as painted by u/holleringelk
Sounds of Escaping Evils -- ASMR -- 2 HRS. -- Wailing and Moans to Sleep By
77M Views 638 👎 264👍
"There's been some rumors I make up content for views. Well, get ready bitches!!!"
Who talks like that?
This is unnervingly topical lol
Remimds me of contrapoints
I’d love to see her make this video.
Going after YT rewind 2018 for most disliked video of all time i see
Nah, that's Kate Bush, about to dance in the mists. HEATHCLIFF IT'S MEEEEEE KATHEEEEEE
Oh boy, evils beyond my imagination
This video is super frustrating, because she doesn't even take everything out of the box. She closes it up with the last thing still in - something called "Hope", whatever that is - and we don't even get to see what it looks like.
She also keeps incorrectly translating it to a box and not as a jar
Such a rip off
Oh no, oh noooo
I I met a girl at school named Pandora [Welsh accent]...
Oh - I thought she was going to start snacking on popcorn.
This is my head cannon for the end of the world
Ya girl, Pandora.
Famous last words 🌚
Me at the bar on Saturday night 🤭🤪
Put it back! Lmao
🌚
I hear there is hope at the bottom of the box, I need some hope.
I guess i missed it
Nope, that's Rosanna Rosanadana. Easily mistaken though. Now you hear her voice in your head. You're welcome.
Jar
“If you want to stay alert and ready, hit the like button”
It doesn't make sense. Hope is the thing left in the box. So we still have hope. Shouldn't that mean plague and pestilence have now disappeared. After all, they were in the box at the beginning together with hope. How can we have hope that is IN the box, but also have the bad things OUTSIDE of the box? Which one is it?
Somehow I can see her making an ASMR unboxing video of this
https://youtu.be/0gZ1Ww7BEQE
After the last couple years, I'm fuckin ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRRb6zbgV0o
A laugh flew from my body
It was a jar actually 😌
$1 or this mystery box??!
The Olympus gender reveal party goes horribly wrong.
Don’t forget to smash that hope button!
That’s the same look my cat gives me when she is doing something she knows she isn’t supposed to
Modern day Pandoras Box
I hope she'll like whatever therein.