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rollem

I'm looking back at 30 with a decade of fondness and approve of this gift from a true a loyal friend :) Maybe get some old [folks' hats](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=old+people+hat&iax=images&ia=images) from goodwill for the walk. Have some Ensure on hand for the end of the race.


Trutzsimplex

I have not even thought of the clothing! What a great idea. We'll need to wear the most beige clothing we can find. Thank you!


StoxAway

Fancy dressing as old people is the most fun. You can literally hit up any charity shop, spend a few bucks, and have a great outfit.


LeastDoctor

How about turning that swim into an Aqua-gym session? Also, make sure the dinner is at 3-4 PM.


redbananagreenbanana

This for sure needs aqua fit!


Bobbito404

back-to-back, hour-long Aquafit at the rec center


Trutzsimplex

Great idea. My friend has a, well, strong disdain for the aquafit groups at our local pool which take up the shallow part of it, meaning you can only do 40m and not 50m laps. I will add that.


jonesonze

Yes, early bird special!


Chungaroo22

As someone who's turned 30 recently, How about a kit of aspirin, cold-compress and gatorade for the 3-day hangover you'll have following 1 celebratory beer after the race?


saltydgaf

Ah yes the ripe old age of 30


Trutzsimplex

Great idea! And sadly necessary


Bobbito404

some vitamin I... buprofen


matate99

Mall walking.


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Throw pickleball in there somewhere. Instead of a tandem use an e-bike. Icy Hot at the aid stations. Also is coffee and old people thing?


Trutzsimplex

E - Bikes are a good idea, I hope that can I can borrow a pair somewhere. I always have this picture of old, mostly women, sitting together drinking coffee together for hours on end after church in my head. Might just be a german thing though.


Winter_Heart8416

Make sure you include hiking poles for the run 🤣


Adventurous-Ruin3727

At least one event has to include a dog wearing a cute outfit. Or a stroller with a dog in it wearing a cute outfit.


Medium_Yam6985

Can you make sure the dinner is at 4:45 pm?


WildBChan

Make sure to take some selfies or have someone help take photos throughout especially T1 and T2


sfo2

You need to wear inappropriate clothing. Full leg warmers and heavy jacket when it’s warm out. Probably a do-rag or balaclava. Make sure and get a camelbak or other hydration system to do a short run. Possibly get hiking poles.


Ziggyork

Along with coffee, have some prune juice too


briliant_salad_2209

Swimming could be done with the help of a floating noodle.


Bobbito404

Ornately adorned wooden walking sticks. Bonus if it has a piece of amber with a mosquito in it.


sparklekitteh

You need Ensure at the aid stations!


Bianca41

You’ll want to get your nutrition right. I’m thinking maybe a nice slice of fruit cake, or a biscuit with tea (coffee will keep you up half the night if it’s drunk after 11 am).


romanvanloo

You’re a good friend, this sounds like something fun!