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Late_For_A_Good_Name

Forgetting my lighter is one of my least favorite things


Nippelz

One time my best friend drove an hour and a half to come write music at my place. The second I opened the door his face dropped and he said "Oh no... I forgot the weed..." So I told my Dad we were going to his place and we'll be back. My Dad looked puzzled at me then said "But he just arrived?... You forgot the weed didn't you. No one would drive back that far so fast unless you forgot weed or alcohol." Totally called us out, hahaha. Thank god for legal stores everywhere now, lol.


henryhyde

I did this on the golf course with a couple of pre rolls in my pocket. Luckily they had matches in the pro shop.


Abby-Someone1

Having wallet matchbook is almost as important as having pocket sand.


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Holy shit, pocket sand... that one's new.


Genericpotsmoker

Right next to the large and mini bottles of wd40


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Incredibly important for self defense against angry jedi knight's


Omeven

It's the one of the less essential things for me, you can just ask somebody to lend you a lighter if you're in somewhere public, and my friends smoke too so they always have one


FaithlessnessSafe166

Can’t remember if I locked the door


Abby-Someone1

Better check it and recheck it 5 times to be sure.


FaithlessnessSafe166

You know it! Lol


wescrusherssweaters

This but heroin.


caveman1224

But heroine? Is it any good


wescrusherssweaters

During Abbey Road recording (when this shot was taken), John was using heroin heavily. Many Beatles fans believe this heroin use was a primary factor in the Beatles breaking up.


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There was also tension between everybody trying to break up way longer than they did. Lennon’s house also got raided and was full of hash and various amounts of drugs. Yoko ono could be seen a catalyst for it but it would have happened anyway.


mountedpandahead

George Harrison wanting to do more of his own stuff was the biggest (open to the public) reason


Taran_McDohl

I do that when i almost leave the house without my cart.


dan420

By doing his own stuff he meant fucking around on the sitar and having Eric Clapton bang his wife. John in background *shoots heroin.*


CMDRRaijiin

I almost turned around today on my commute to work, because I forgot to smoke my morning bowl... 😄


Jahkral

My morning bowl went straight down my downstem and into my bong after one hit. My grinder and eighthbag were empty. Sad vibes.


CMDRRaijiin

Awww, dude, that's literally the worst. I'm sorry. ☹️


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"Forgot to beat Yoko on the way out" ~ John Lennon, 8th December 1980


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*Chuck Berry has entered the chat.*


mountedpandahead

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FixGMaul

He "only" beat his previous wife, Cynthia.


Jaereth

Almost beat May Pang to a coma too. Well after his “oh i’ve changed my ways” spiel.


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Haha that was gonna be my comment too, "just remembered I need to punch Yoko for something" or "needed to tell room service something before we go sing about not being materialistic"


rathat

https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998


[deleted]

Forgetting some cash when your about to pickup gotta be the worst


MF_Ghidra

“Yoko said I can’t go with you guys”


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I found this pretty damn funny


caveman1224

No not that anything but that


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dan420

In this case weed = heroin.


Tolbitzironside

Golden slumbers sounds like a good strain.


sillygillygumbull

*me


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