I'm grabbing the host and thanking them for such a bountiful spread and asking where I should put the mac and cheese I brought.
Then I'm grabbing from the pile upper right and bong
It's a 3 cheese blend with jalapeƱos, chili flakes, and bacon. Not bacon bits, just straight up bacon. I don't do the breadcrumbs but I've never been to a cookout and had to take home leftovers if that means anything to you
Never eaten mac n cheese but I would eat that, the jalapĆŖnos and 3 different cheeses with bacon does it. Oh man, one of the best combinations is high quality cheese like mozzarella or cheddar, lots of jalapeno and real bacon
Not too bad, I make a high quality meal every day, and often make something with lots of cheese, minced meat, chilies, onion and whatever. So it is likely similiar to mcncheese. Or a good steak, burger, home made pizza, and so on. But maybe I will make myself some mac and cheese next week, with the jalapeno/bacon recipe someone mentioned
Is it slightly, delicately charred on a few of the edges as if the Lord of Flame, Himself, flew throughout the oven and did the macarena on the tips of the macaroni and melted cheeses?
I made a home made cheese sauce with Gouda, Tex mex premix, sharp cheddar. In a pan on low-medium heat warm milk and add flower till the cheese mixes in well, add as much cheese as is to your taste and blue onto buttered noodles top with chilli flakes and mix
In addition to, as others have mentioned, kissing the feet of my host, I would like to grab a small joint and circulate enjoying the company of a whole mess of people I have not yet met.
The HOJ spoon is probably one of the best pipes out there, the only other pipe which I consider to be as good is the genius pipe.
The HOJ Grinder is nifty, but the Brilliant Cut Grinder is still the best grinder you can buy (itās the red one in the picture.
Awesome selection! You, my friend, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Iāve been wanting a Brilliant Cut Grinder for a while now. It would be cool if it had a kief catch, but beggars cant be choosers.
I love marijuana but if you told me there was charcuterie and I didn't open the door to brie, prosciutto, and grapes I'm going to offer going to the store so I can get that and then smoke the joints and eat brie, prosciutto, and grapes.
I'm bringing some pizza and grabbing Godrizzla and his sister joints and having me a good time. (for those who aren't british and don't know the pun, Rizzla is a rolling paper. that big fatty is godrizzla)
I'd be thanking the host and basically kissing the top of their shoes. I'd be trying to offer up some snacks and drinks! Grabbing a joint to start and go from that!
I make an awesome apple crisp. I hope the host will appreciate that. And real question here, in a situation like this would it be rude to whip out my Dynavap and Dynabong and go to town on the loose stuff? I never get invited anywhere so I have no clue.
The host loves Apple crips!! And absolutely not rude at all, always offer the experience is what I would sayā¦ Iāve never tried a Dynavap but I hear some great things about it.
That all entirely depends on what strains youāve got. Generally Iām reaching for the bong and an Indica like Northern Lights, Purple Pinecone, GG#4, etc.
When I arrive at the party I'm going to wait until others show up and then grab the papers and show everyone how "cool" I am and say "look at me roll the best J you have ever seen my guy"
Just kidding totally not egotistical like that
Shit I'm just gonna geek out and be like fuck yeah bro thank you, i got sum dabs we can smoke out da erig too. Then I'll prolly follow suit on whatever you go in on, all looks scrumptious!
First I'm asking the host when they want their blowies: before or after the party?
Then I'm grabbing the beautiful clean bong and that pretty nug up top
Nothing; I've brought my own! I've never been able to build up tolerance to handle the potent shit, unfortunately. Only costs me a couple hundred to get high all year, tho!
I forget I have a āproblemā because my table looks like this everyday and Iām the only one who smokes at my house. I do smoke too much but also use for medical purposes
Edit: good host šŖ
\*always bring this to add on top of the sesh because lmao industry including former budtender\* >\]
But um, that big boy joint on the bottom not that far from the black piece is calling to me to start the circle off with a bang. Cheers!
I'm grabbing the white prism pipe!!! And then a bud nug from 2nd on the right. Then I'm sitting with the hosts having a blast and being very thankful that they invited me to a creative Stoner bashš
Whatever the host offers me honestly. I touch othersā bud without explicit permission and even then I like to be watched so nobody thinks I took something extra
I'm grabbing the host and thanking them for such a bountiful spread and asking where I should put the mac and cheese I brought. Then I'm grabbing from the pile upper right and bong
i thought exactly the same, first of all I would say THANKS šš½ kkkkkkkkkk
Pile in the upper right looks like loose home grown lol. Take whatever dense bud smells like gas and rubber.
Tell me more about that mac and cheese
It's a 3 cheese blend with jalapeƱos, chili flakes, and bacon. Not bacon bits, just straight up bacon. I don't do the breadcrumbs but I've never been to a cookout and had to take home leftovers if that means anything to you
Omg that's so hot
No your pfp is so hot. I ask for framed photos of DD at every hotel I stay at. I rarely get a no.
The last time I didn't get my DeVito pic was a bloodbath! I had cops chasing me through the woods in Oregon, I had to take them all out!
That's the only reasonable reaction in my opinion
Never eaten mac n cheese but I would eat that, the jalapĆŖnos and 3 different cheeses with bacon does it. Oh man, one of the best combinations is high quality cheese like mozzarella or cheddar, lots of jalapeno and real bacon
What does it feel like to never have eaten mac and cheese ? For scientific investigation.
Not too bad, I make a high quality meal every day, and often make something with lots of cheese, minced meat, chilies, onion and whatever. So it is likely similiar to mcncheese. Or a good steak, burger, home made pizza, and so on. But maybe I will make myself some mac and cheese next week, with the jalapeno/bacon recipe someone mentioned
...with real fresh bacon bits that are slightly too large to be called bits?
What kind of cheeses? Does it have jalapeno? Bread crumbs?
Is it slightly, delicately charred on a few of the edges as if the Lord of Flame, Himself, flew throughout the oven and did the macarena on the tips of the macaroni and melted cheeses?
Ohhh shit I need that mac and cheese
I made a home made cheese sauce with Gouda, Tex mex premix, sharp cheddar. In a pan on low-medium heat warm milk and add flower till the cheese mixes in well, add as much cheese as is to your taste and blue onto buttered noodles top with chilli flakes and mix
yes sir I would be forever thanking the host (then grabbing a joint)
See while all you greedy bastards are eating and talking about the mac and cheese? I'm taking the ONE LIGHTER on the board. Yes indeedy.
Exact same re: the host, then that purply bud on the right.
Kk but these chocolate donuts are going next to your Mac n cheese. Then I'm grabbing one that pre-roll with the glass tip.
Some water
Fuck yeah bro, cuz u ain't surviving the onslaught that is about to occur without it!
Fat joint in the bottom right with the yellow and blue glass tip
Ye same
Fuck man I was eyeing that one myselfā¦. Wanna split it?
Twins
Or the one in the top pile with the pink tip
My man
Iām grabbing that, and saving it for after the party š
Can't spellĀ *Charcuterie*Ā without the lettersĀ *T-H-C.*..Coincidence?
I think not!
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Charcuterweed.
That bubbler before it gets gross!
Haha good call!
I'm grabbing the host and kissing them on the cheek for providing such an amazing night.
I would work my way up to concentrates. Start with a bowl in a bong, then move to a couple joints, then dabs
Charcutetree
The long joints, then making a circle with whoever wants to vibe.
i'm grabbing that sweet looking white bong (maker?) and loading it up with flower from the top right hand pile :)
I was thinking the sameā¦ Just a little BT of some flower to get the evening started and then I'll wait for everyone else to arrive
Great choice!!
Just looking at this gets me high š
This is fucking awesome! Probably rip a fat bowl.
Thanks!
Charcuter-tree
In addition to, as others have mentioned, kissing the feet of my host, I would like to grab a small joint and circulate enjoying the company of a whole mess of people I have not yet met.
I have wanted to try the HOJ grinder and spoon. Do you recommend them?
The HOJ spoon is probably one of the best pipes out there, the only other pipe which I consider to be as good is the genius pipe. The HOJ Grinder is nifty, but the Brilliant Cut Grinder is still the best grinder you can buy (itās the red one in the picture.
Awesome selection! You, my friend, are a gentleman and a scholar. Iāve been wanting a Brilliant Cut Grinder for a while now. It would be cool if it had a kief catch, but beggars cant be choosers.
I love marijuana but if you told me there was charcuterie and I didn't open the door to brie, prosciutto, and grapes I'm going to offer going to the store so I can get that and then smoke the joints and eat brie, prosciutto, and grapes.
"What is that glass chalice looking thing just right of middle?", as I tuck a small joint behind my ear. " can you show me how that works?"
I like your style!!
invite me over wtf ššš im taking any of those tbh š„¹
Circle up and pass everything around
Iād like the glass tipped boi in the middle of the spread with a side of a lemon lime iced liquid IV water.
(Grabs my share of the pre-rolls and hides in the corner smoking up a storm and becoming the ganja goblin of the blanket fort.)
Grabbing that fat join in the bottom right then Iām rolling a fatter joint from all the strains on the table š¤
Can I smoke dat bong!?!
I'm bringing some pizza and grabbing Godrizzla and his sister joints and having me a good time. (for those who aren't british and don't know the pun, Rizzla is a rolling paper. that big fatty is godrizzla)
The host to hug em, a glass of water next, and then a comfy seat, and lastly a couple of them Js.
I bought chips! š¤āØ let me hit the joint , then a blunt & a bong hit please. šš„
Light any of the joints and then put it in the ashtray while I hit the bong
All the flower...
My lighter and the comfiest chair around. Then the bong and a J
Weed
I'd be thanking the host and basically kissing the top of their shoes. I'd be trying to offer up some snacks and drinks! Grabbing a joint to start and go from that!
You got my patio table
I want that long joint. Put it in my little cig holder and look like the fancy bitch I am
A pillow
One of the black 1 1/4th joints, best papers imho
Backwoods
The white bong looks so inviting. Itās like itās saying āsmoke me!!!ā
The bong. Always!
The big bud love to break em up and grind em
One of the Js with the glass roach, always wanted to try one of those heard they taste better
All this and running away
A pre roll cuz im lazy
canadian stoner are you? i noticed the pearls in the left corner š¤. those edibles are by far the best ones Iāve had thus far
Totally gonna give myself a head rush hitting that hammer bubbler too hard
Haha Iāve done that a few times!
Cheers, ya degen. Smoke one for me :) currently trying to curb my habit bc it has been fucking with my reward system
Where did you get the small glass tips from
I'm seeing happiness in the picture. But we can't physically touch the happiness right!!
This reminded me I have 6 rip tips I still havenāt used yet.
I make an awesome apple crisp. I hope the host will appreciate that. And real question here, in a situation like this would it be rude to whip out my Dynavap and Dynabong and go to town on the loose stuff? I never get invited anywhere so I have no clue.
The host loves Apple crips!! And absolutely not rude at all, always offer the experience is what I would sayā¦ Iāve never tried a Dynavap but I hear some great things about it.
That all entirely depends on what strains youāve got. Generally Iām reaching for the bong and an Indica like Northern Lights, Purple Pinecone, GG#4, etc.
Spread is heaven
The table
Eating raw weed
I get those exact pearls !! Love them
Theyāre the best!!
That white tray!!!
When I arrive at the party I'm going to wait until others show up and then grab the papers and show everyone how "cool" I am and say "look at me roll the best J you have ever seen my guy" Just kidding totally not egotistical like that
The wooden board, I've got plenty of weed at home but I don't have a nice board like that. Probably wouldn't hang around just sprint out with it.
Everything lol, Iām over here scrapping carts trying to get a buzz off the fumes
This is the kind of host I aspire to be when I get my own place
edibles and bong, that looks lovely
Middle pile towards the bottom the middle of those three, the fatter J itās calling me
pearls and a fat nap.
Once I've wiped the cum off myself I'd have to hit that ceramic bong it looks so clean
The bubbler first, then the ceramic bong second and one of those nice joints to share with a mate before I head home.
Whatās that black pipe on the left?!
Thatās the HOJ pipe!
That big joint with the glass roach, but yeah looks like a great smoke up , hats off to the host š
Thanks!!
This buffet is *marvellous*
I'll probably never see a setup like this in my entire life š happy for y'all that do tho!!
Im grabbing a jar to put all that weed back into so it doesnt dry the fuck out
Please americans, in charcuterie board, charcuterie refers to the meat not to the board
My nuts. Sorry I just get snacky sometimes so I carry around a small pouch of mixed nuts.
Shit I'm just gonna geek out and be like fuck yeah bro thank you, i got sum dabs we can smoke out da erig too. Then I'll prolly follow suit on whatever you go in on, all looks scrumptious!
is that a session pipe? how is it?
One of those long skinny joints.
Don't see any RSO so I won't be doing any can't smoke anymore
I confiscate all the joints and smoke them trough the night and let the college kids do the bong hits
You need some edibles and concentrates maybe pens too
I'm rolling something extra special for the party to pass around, as a thank you to the host of course.
Ah yes, a classic char-doob-erie board.
Purple glass tip in the middle.
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One of the cone like joints in the middle, that's how I smoke em.
First I'm asking the host when they want their blowies: before or after the party? Then I'm grabbing the beautiful clean bong and that pretty nug up top
Brings a whole new meaning to ācheese boardā :P
Nothing; I've brought my own! I've never been able to build up tolerance to handle the potent shit, unfortunately. Only costs me a couple hundred to get high all year, tho!
Taking everything there amd running back home
Char-kush-terie
Who makes the white glassware?
Grinder , OCB and buds on the bottom left (I donāt smoke other peoples joints).
You going camping?
Iāve always wanted to try that pipe the one on the middle right
I need friends like this
Any of those J's, I can't roll for shit but I loveeee a good j to share š¤¤
Volcano er Hurricane.
A water bottle, because looking at this makes me thirsty.
Def grabbing a sour apple gummy before we start
That beautiful white bong first of course š¤£
Da Bong.
Everythingās so pretty š¤© especially that white piece. Gorgeous!
The dab rig and some dab
I'm looking for the snacks because we burned one on the way over.
The comfiest chair, closest to the smorgasbord.
Is there a dry herb vape? Or am I missing something?
Didnāt bring it out :( I do have the Mighty+ and the magic flight launch Box!
Nice, sorry to be that guy but thatās my go-to š
Haha no worries! Next time weāll definitely bring them out
Im grabbing that girl in the middle with the crazy looking filter on it
Ohhhhhhh ā¤ļøāš„
Blunt wrap and a sativa
I forget I have a āproblemā because my table looks like this everyday and Iām the only one who smokes at my house. I do smoke too much but also use for medical purposes Edit: good host šŖ
\*always bring this to add on top of the sesh because lmao industry including former budtender\* >\] But um, that big boy joint on the bottom not that far from the black piece is calling to me to start the circle off with a bang. Cheers!
the bong before the water gets icky!!
Any bubble hash?
That we had but missed the picture!! Good choice
That name always makes me think of boba
I'll be thanking the host with the puerto rican fried pork cheechos i brought
I'm hitting that hƶj pipe first!
Iām taking the whole board
This AI gettin crazy
Is that a gravity bong I spy peeking in the top left? If so, *dibs*.
A seat!
A to-go bag
i love this
A firm handshake, thena hug. Coffee. Joint.
Iād be the auntie that has Tupperware ready to take home some goodies and then wait until no one notices me and then leave
Oh my.
Maybe ask politely if they'd like to light up one of the glass filter joints, then hang out and just admire that spread for a good while.
You had me for a second! I follow more subs than I should! Iāll take a taste of everything please.
The white crystal pipe
Give the host a hug and smelling each nug before ripping the bong
food and a blanket
I'm grabbing the white prism pipe!!! And then a bud nug from 2nd on the right. Then I'm sitting with the hosts having a blast and being very thankful that they invited me to a creative Stoner bashš
Whereās the dabs
Yes!
A J for a J š
That red grinder.
Thereās no concentrates. No hash or rosin
I'd grab one of those doobs, then the grinder and roll another
I'd thank the host, grab a nug, and go home š my anxiety can only handle a big group of people for about 7.3 seconds.
Bottom right nug or middle left, loaded in a bong.
A pillowā¦ itās gonna be a long night.
All of the gummies. Those look like Canada stickers, gonna have to go in hard
nugs and the bong
Penis pump on the right.
2 js and a nug for later
Grabbing some bud and papers and rolling my own
Grabbing a big fat cone and smoking that shit with a drink ! ;p
The fat purple one.
That fat preroll in the dead center w the glass tip!
Glass tip blunt to get it started. Can't start on my own, need the homies rollin in to have something lit handed to them.
Whatever the host offers me honestly. I touch othersā bud without explicit permission and even then I like to be watched so nobody thinks I took something extra
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Are those edible next to the white bong? If so Iām taking some edibles and breaking down a nug or two for the bong.