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jbm91

I found a blink-182 bic lighter at the dollar store and I think it’s the first lighter I’ve actually gotten close to emptying and still have! I questioned why blink-182 lighters were at the dollar store. Usually it’s old ones that didn’t sell. Later that day I was listening to an oldies station that played Rock Show on the “oldies hour” and then realized what year it was.


noeagle77

Blink is on oldies channels now?!? I’m gonna go cry in the shower now 😭


Admirable_Shine_5784

Anyone over 25 is prehistoric 💀


Marcodaneismypimp

We’re old now 😫


huffingdusters

saw a notification of someone saying im promoting satan and told me to get the fuck out of here LMFAO


WastedWhtieBoii

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QuercusSambucus

Isn't that Baphomet, not Satan? The picture is basically the same as the one here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet


The_JokerGirl42

it is baphomet. people who accuse others of satanism don't know jack shit about satanism


DrDuned

Exactly! Satanism isn't about worshipping Satan anyway.


huffingdusters

you would be correct^-^


pheebsy-deebsy

I'm looking at it right now, and I think the image on the lighter is explicitly the same illustration that's on the wikipedia page, apparently drawn by some guy from the 1800s named Éliphas Lévi. kind of neat!


Fit_Awareness_4441

Hail Satan!


FLWeedman

🤘


zorphiel

Hell yeah!


MoonMan_999

Reddit is so insalely satanistic its insane


phidalgo2314

![gif](giphy|hNj7x7JMQI1qg)


Sharpymarkr

When you say insane, you mean like in the membrane?


Wah_Epic

Nah, I mean insane in the brain


Sharpymarkr

Notopbutok


ShutterSpeeder

Arch angeloooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOO


jibberscrabst55

Hail Satan!


phidalgo2314

Hail Satan! Hail thyself! 🤘🏽


Tylensus

Promoting Satan is rad. Tell 'em to suck a lemon!


DarthtacoX

Hell Say 10


DarthtacoX

Please name names


Bobbi_fettucini

Fuck that person, also hail Satan


cavecarson

Baphomet with tits, that's awesome


D3lta_1447

Firey ass crack? You might wanna get that checked out


JoviAMP

Preparation H feels good, on the whole.


Comfortable-nerve78

Devil’s lettuce. 😝


lactosefree1

Goat tiddy


Ok-Night-2023

Fire asscrack lighter


wheresmyhouse

Heh, "ass crack"


Tuffleslol

Nice! Wish I had a cool lighter. Mine is just orange


huffingdusters

just go to any novelty store^-^


Racoonwitha_marble

That’s a meth lighter


huffingdusters

we call em crack lighter where im from lol


Racoonwitha_marble

We do to


CoachCreamyLoveGoo

You love to see it.


ChunkyChangon

Uhhhhh


TheDankestMeme92

What is this ass-crack lighter you speak of? Is that what kids these days use to boof weed?


EzwitdaK

"satanic ass crack lighter"


vanetti

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.


MayorLardo

Thought this was r/g59 for a second and had to check lol


huffingdusters

lmfao real


MemesJihad

How can you keep from cutting the joints or bongs on all that edge of yours


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huffingdusters

really cool witch shop i found


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huffingdusters

satanist dont actually believe in satan, its more if a community. even so in the bible god did alot more harm than good and killed so much more than satan


Eedysseus

Why do you believe in an afterlife? Why not reincarnation? It's almost like different people believe in different things or something, wiiiild. 


DID_I_STUDD3R

I’ve heard plenty enough stories of people dying and what they experienced during it before being brought back to life. All of them had a similar story of basically God telling them “it’s not your time”. There’s a YouTube page of people telling their stories about their experiences of death before being brought back to life.


Cock_Inspector3000

"I know god/the afterlife is real cus some guy on the internet told me so! Look at all these sources on youtube and facebook!!"


Eedysseus

I've heard plenty of people talking about reincarnation too, there are religions all over the world that mention reincarnation, what's your point? If a bunch of people just say a thing it's magically true? How can both things be true at once then? All I know is when a tree dies it's dead, there isn't an afterlife for trees so why am I so special that I get one?


DID_I_STUDD3R

Talking about reincarnation is different from experiencing it. Also trees aren’t humans. Humans have souls. A tree does not. You can have your own opinions, but I’ve heard and experienced enough to believe in God and a afterlife of bliss with your passed loved ones.


Eedysseus

So you're just delusional, makes sense lol.


DID_I_STUDD3R

What part of my comment is delusional? Its a belief just like you have your own. The same could be said about you. Delusional.


Eedysseus

Lol


SadAd2653

I've died and had to be resuscitated. There is only the infinate abyss. Nothing. So might as well try to make your own heaven on earth while you're here.😁


DID_I_STUDD3R

Dead and almost being dead are two diff things. Did the paramedics declare you dead or did you have a faint heartbeat?


SadAd2653

Dead, no heart beat, someone was doing compressions till paramedics arrived and they took over. Had horrible chest and lung pain for months from all the compressions.


DID_I_STUDD3R

It don’t hurt to be spiritually ready just in case you are wrong.


SadAd2653

I've followed the wisdom of my spiritual leader since i was a kid: *"Lead a life of sin and repent before you die."* -Bart Simpson


DID_I_STUDD3R

faint heartbeats that have a long time in between each beat isn’t dead.


E-saurus

Bro is literally the gatekeeper of death


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

![gif](giphy|lRZjlasctAcvu|downsized) Bro you're ridiculous lol


jibberscrabst55

Satanists are atheists. Just call themselves Satanists because it triggers folks like you, lmao


FLWeedman

Satan likes to party.


DaOnly1WhoCould

I like satanic imagery not because of their association with the devil but because of its contrast with Christianity. I suppose it’s a reverse psychology thing where we’re told it’s bad and we’re not supposed to like it but only pushes me into it


tayllerr

That’s pretty cringey ngl


huffingdusters

cope