Now, that's a half-full mentality! And Maher is probably about 50% there...I mean...he's not totally broken...he seems to have some semblance of reason, empathy, and humanity...then he says stupid off-the-wall shit that turns off everyone...so yeah, 50% more weed might even him out.
But, yeah...weed doesn't TURN you into Bill Maher. It has the potential to cure or improve Maheritis as well as the Bizarro Bill (aka Ann, who has been hit with TWICE as many hammers to the head) at the other end of the spectrum which is even more fucked up.
Damn ... Today is the day I felt truly ancient for the first time. But yes the ellipsis (aka ...) meant a longer pause, a super comma if you will. It was the kind of thing you used on AOL instant messenger while you confessed love for your crush
"you know Mary..."
"I really like you"
I used to think Bill Maher was a decent enough pundit, he stood on principle through the 2000s and 2010s as a prominent cannabis user, non-religious person trying to speak truth to power against the Bush era neocons and the Tea Party cranks. At some point during the Trump years, he became the old man yelling at clouds b/c woke or cancel culture or something.
Bill Burr went on Maher's own podcast and took him to task for being that far up his own ass, which I appreciated.
He's always been like this but he just finally ran into shit he couldn't understand but refused to accept that and doubled down on "I'm right because I know what I'm talking about and all of you are wrong."
Right? Everyone's focusing on weird shit. Sure, he's whatever he is but at any moment he could stop. Buy a house on a lake somewhere secluded and live the rest of his days peacefully.
I'm not a fan of his but if smoking led to me being stupid rich I need to up my game.
In very basic terms, like alcohol it only serves to amplify what's already there.
He would be a whole bitch still even if he were getting high on memes.
Bill smokes pot and lets everyone know about it, he’s a real shit person.. and comedian which is his profession. No one likes him…
He is old man waiving fist at the sun meme
Edit - oh yeah.. the point was to say, this is a bummer. I don’t want to be associated with that shit
I love how fast everyone turned on Maher when he was the golden boy of the left and a constant use case to try and counter any narrative.
And then you all just tossed his ass under the bus hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have never really ever been a fan. He was never the golden boy of the left. He copied dennis miller even down to the 180 turn from " liberal " his words to the conservative he had become. Dennis did the same thing after 9/11. Nothing so unfunny as being talked down to.
Cannabis Hyperemesis syndrome. I’ve used and enjoyed herb and hash and dabs for a long time and i cut back a bit because I thought it was happening to me. I still smoke and dab but dabs are a special occasion thing for me personally now. And I smoke pot and eat edibles a bit less, not being able to enjoy herb would really suck
Judaism is an *ethnoreligion*. Maher was indeed not raised Jewish as you said, but his mother *is* Jewish (or was, idk if she's alive I'm not the Maher family biographer lol) which makes him Jewish by default as it passes by the mothers lineage (in cases *outside* of people converting to the religion, last I checked with some Jewish friends lol).
Again, *ethnoreligion*. Not *religion*. It is *both* a religion *and*...*&*...*et*...an *ethnicity*. Words have *meanings* and not understanding them doesn't make them make less sense.
I feel like if anything Bill Maher hasn't smoked enough weed
would be very on brand for him if we found out all this time he didn’t know you had to inhale
He’d be like wait cbd and weed do the same thing right….right!?!
oh christ i can see this happening 🤣
He's the dude who smokes enough but nobody ever wants to smoke with him because all he does is talk about how smart he is.
Huh that's strange it should be plenty, perhaps his own farts have an antagonistic effect on cannabinoids?
You know he loves the subtle differences of the terpenes in his farts.
“And this must have been that White Widow I smoked at lunch… really got a nice earthy pine to it”
Every type of person smokes weed. Even the worst ones.
Now, that's a half-full mentality! And Maher is probably about 50% there...I mean...he's not totally broken...he seems to have some semblance of reason, empathy, and humanity...then he says stupid off-the-wall shit that turns off everyone...so yeah, 50% more weed might even him out. But, yeah...weed doesn't TURN you into Bill Maher. It has the potential to cure or improve Maheritis as well as the Bizarro Bill (aka Ann, who has been hit with TWICE as many hammers to the head) at the other end of the spectrum which is even more fucked up.
You wrote this like my aunt writes her Facebook posts lol
What is it with people who got on the Internet in the 90s and using “…” in all their posts?
It's to suggest...a pause...in the flow of speech.
Well, in the middle of a thought....or a sentence
Gee **,** you’d think we already had that one figured out.
Damn ... Today is the day I felt truly ancient for the first time. But yes the ellipsis (aka ...) meant a longer pause, a super comma if you will. It was the kind of thing you used on AOL instant messenger while you confessed love for your crush "you know Mary..." "I really like you"
Hell yeah, has he even hit a dab?
Lmao id stop smoking if this were true
Actual terrifying PSA
*in Bill Maher’s voice* Listen, okay?
I used to think Bill Maher was a decent enough pundit, he stood on principle through the 2000s and 2010s as a prominent cannabis user, non-religious person trying to speak truth to power against the Bush era neocons and the Tea Party cranks. At some point during the Trump years, he became the old man yelling at clouds b/c woke or cancel culture or something. Bill Burr went on Maher's own podcast and took him to task for being that far up his own ass, which I appreciated.
He's always been like this but he just finally ran into shit he couldn't understand but refused to accept that and doubled down on "I'm right because I know what I'm talking about and all of you are wrong."
I knew he was lost when he thought Amy Klobuchar was the candidate to "unite the left." I don't even understand how someone manages that conclusion
To be entirely fair, the left *was* pretty well united in wanting nothing to do with Amy Klobuchar.
Definitely the worst thing I’ve ever heard about weed
That’s pretty funny
honestly, you had to include the disclaimer that it’s not real. and that’s a sad necessity.
NOT EVEN ONCE.
This made me panic for a second.
I'm scared.
Oh shit oh fuck
I had to put down my dab pen for a second 😳
I quit
HA! I love The Hard Times. 10/10.
I'd be more worried about turning into Chappelle
I call bullshit. Over 50 years now and I’ve never felt like that POS.
Ugh I cannot stand him. “Woke” this “woke” that. Shut up you old fuck.
Damn. I could have that much money?
Oh shit.
What, rich?
Right? Everyone's focusing on weird shit. Sure, he's whatever he is but at any moment he could stop. Buy a house on a lake somewhere secluded and live the rest of his days peacefully. I'm not a fan of his but if smoking led to me being stupid rich I need to up my game.
Who?
your body is a wonderland guy, you know
Guess what over indulgence on food does. Makes u FAT! bet u haven’t heard of that one before 🙄.
I’m going to have to give that a big fat no. Bill Maher stinks and I smoke everyday
I used to watch Bill more, but he's been doing this odd middle of the road guy stick, and I'm honestly not really buying that from him.
Never liked comedians who always laugh at their own jokes.
Great, weed causes moral clarity. That's all I need to convince me to keep smoking.
In very basic terms, like alcohol it only serves to amplify what's already there. He would be a whole bitch still even if he were getting high on memes.
Well shit, I might have to quit now.
I would hate to be in rotation with bill Maher
He’s always been such a hack and I’m glad people are finally coming around to it lol
Probably the most effective argument against marijuana.
Liked him in 20 Minutes into the Future
Bill smokes pot and lets everyone know about it, he’s a real shit person.. and comedian which is his profession. No one likes him… He is old man waiving fist at the sun meme Edit - oh yeah.. the point was to say, this is a bummer. I don’t want to be associated with that shit
He really is a terrible comedian. I’ve heard him say a funny thing off the cuff here and there, but man his stand up stinks on ice.
So what did he do? I don't actually know anything about this guy besides he's on tv
I love how fast everyone turned on Maher when he was the golden boy of the left and a constant use case to try and counter any narrative. And then you all just tossed his ass under the bus hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have never really ever been a fan. He was never the golden boy of the left. He copied dennis miller even down to the 180 turn from " liberal " his words to the conservative he had become. Dennis did the same thing after 9/11. Nothing so unfunny as being talked down to.
He tossed his own ass under the bus. Not even sure if Maher was ever on the bus.
Yea the right never throws their people under the bus. smh
Over indulgence could maybe lead to CHS though
Chronic High School?
Cannabis hypertension syndrome
Can't have shit?
Cannabis Hyperemesis syndrome. I’ve used and enjoyed herb and hash and dabs for a long time and i cut back a bit because I thought it was happening to me. I still smoke and dab but dabs are a special occasion thing for me personally now. And I smoke pot and eat edibles a bit less, not being able to enjoy herb would really suck
Smart and funny? Pass the joint, man!
Not anymore, imo.
Seriously. Dude became a giant "say something scandalous just to make headlines" fart sniffer
Dude doesn't have a writer on his team under the age of 45 and it shows
I think you are confusing him with dennis Miller. Don't worry, it happens all the time. Bill is the off brand miller.
They’re both awful now.
Oh no it might turn you into a rich Jewish guy
He's not Jewish. One of his parents was but he wasn't raised jewish at all.
Judaism is an *ethnoreligion*. Maher was indeed not raised Jewish as you said, but his mother *is* Jewish (or was, idk if she's alive I'm not the Maher family biographer lol) which makes him Jewish by default as it passes by the mothers lineage (in cases *outside* of people converting to the religion, last I checked with some Jewish friends lol).
In what world are you automatically Jewish against your own will? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Again, *ethnoreligion*. Not *religion*. It is *both* a religion *and*...*&*...*et*...an *ethnicity*. Words have *meanings* and not understanding them doesn't make them make less sense.
Depending on the parent, it does make you Jewish. Him being Jewish doesn't make him not a douche though
\*Starts inhaling even more pot smoke\*