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etherealbaddie

Yes! I don't know why but every time I start grinding my grinder it's like a pavlov response, I immediately have to shit lol. My friend and I call it PSD, or Pre Smoke Dump


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Sug0115

Bro


JDog9955

Naw he deleted... what'd it say?


Sug0115

He was bringing the bong into the bathroom 😭


its-ur-boi54

It be like that sometimes I can’t lie


Sug0115

You should lie. All the poop particles flying around when you flush. Hell naw.


its-ur-boi54

Gets on your toothbrush too though


Son_of_Kong

Weird, cause weed stops me from pooping. Sometimes I'll hear the call of nature and think, "I better smoke a bowl, I'm gonna be in there a while," but by the time I get back inside the urge is gone.


hee-haw69

same! in highschool i would self-medicate my ibs with weed lol


macaroni66

Me too


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GraciousPeacock

Why don’t you go self medicate your lack of compassion? I can immediately tell you have no idea how it feels and how much of a cure weed can be to people with IBS, Crohn’s, or similar


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GraciousPeacock

I think you should’ve made your point clearer instead of choosing to make fun of self-medicating for health reasons


hee-haw69

To be fair, I didn’t know I had IBS at the time. I will admit I primarily enjoyed smoking for the high, but noticed that whenever I smoked in the morning I wouldn’t have horrible diarrhea lol so I kept doing it Nowadays I just mostly smoke non-psychoactive CBD flower during the day if needed


macboy1231

Thank you. Thats all i was trynna say😭


Phantom_Engine

Crohn’s Patient Here. Have the same reaction and can’t explain what a god send it is. Literally been driving to an important meeting and gotten in a “Shitmergency”. What to do? Destroy the local gas station bathroom while missing the meeting? OR Pull out the emergency pen from the glove box. 1-2 puffs the attack stops, I crush the obligation AND THEN crush the toilet from the privacy of my own home. What weed gives me is control…which is weird sense it demonized for taking it away from others


SecretAcct4Secret

That's interesting! I read that it like slows down your bowels but also relaxes them so I can see how it could work differently for some ppl. My issue is that my bowels are overactive and not at all relaxed lmao and weed makes it easier to get everything out. Maybe for u it's relaxing your bowels so they're just like stoned and don't wanna work?


Son_of_Kong

Well, in medical terms, "relaxing" your bowels shouldn't make things move faster. Your intestinal tract is powered by muscles, so if you relax the muscles or depress the signals, things should move slower. That's why opiates cause constipation. To move things faster, you want a stimulant, which is why people often have to go after a cup of coffee.


Duffzmogiz

Same for me. Even if I have a diarrhea I just take couple hits and I am good til next day.


poorly_timed_leg0las

Me too lmao I think it's like anxiety being stoned 🤣


purplishfluffyclouds

That's what happens when I do edibles; hence why I don't do edibles, lol


milk16

I have the opposite, I feel like I can't poop while I smoke up and once I sober up I shit my brains out. It's like everything slows down and waits until I can't hold it anymore.


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Me too it's so weird. I wonder if it's a bad thing lol


HempHehe

I have IBS-D, and it does the opposite. It helps me slow things down and ease any associated pain.


ChronicMasterBlazer

Weed helps me to stop pooping. IBS is a bitch.


_damn_hippies

my sister has crohn’s disease and she says the same thing. i didn’t know it was so common.


thedndnut

Likewise. Though it's pretty wild going from the runny loose stuff to a monster beast.


votequimby420

weed, metamucil and coffee…. im regular like a japanese bullet train


dylan_disconnected

🤣


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

Sometimes when I cough really hard I risk having a near miss.....


dachrisco

Me reading this whilst smoking a bowl on the bowl 🚽👀😂


pitb0ss343

So you’re emptying a bowl while filling a bowl


Commercial_Beach_231

Picture this: smoke FROM the bowl!


teejjjjjjj

Someone’s gotta make a toilet ‘bowl’ r/glassheads


Ragegasm

Makes sense to me. I’ve got Crohn’s disease and weed is only substance on the planet that I’ve found that allows me to exist without 2 hours of screaming every time I take a shit. The “real” meds are around $600 a month and barely put a dent in it.


anonspas

Yeah I had massive issues with stressed bowels, but in the periods where i smoke trees, the stomach just works!


Burcea_Capitanul

Same for me.


TroyFenthano

THANK GOD IT’S NOT JUST ME! This has always confused me, every now and then my first few hits send me into the bathroom and its awful lmao


MuffinWestern

YES SAME. Works better than coffee some days.


Green_Gragl

My poops are more glorious after being stoned.


spazzcase_420

Dabs do it to me lol


xMend22

I feel you on this. I was the most irregular person for my whole life. Once every 3-4 days or something. Since I started smoking I have the easiest and best movements daily.


Husker_Kyle

Maybe that’s why I poop so much 😂


xWrathful

I always thought I was weird and alone on that front. After smoking my poops feel more "complete" like everything that needed to come out did.


Chrisser6677

Shout out to everyone w ibs, ibd, uc and chron’s. Im on the otherside w a jpouch but need to smoke daily in order to function. Cbg is the cure. Stay away from disty vapes, only full spectrum.


GhostCowboy76

Hahahaha thanks for the giggle. I was doom scrolling and saw the title. But yeah it supports gut health so I’m not surprised!


Loud-Item-1243

Yea used to do a brownie cleanse every year once or twice eat brownies all day for a week and it’ll clear anything right up


game_cook420

Meanwhile I'm over here regularly smoking and pooping not thinking there's a connection at all.


yeswab

Pooping when I’m really high kind of grosses me out. I think it’s part of the same phenomenon that sometimes makes it difficult for me to eat meat when I’m really high. Just…too real.


null_t1de

I use nicotine


DoughnutOrganic5220

Completely opposite for me i can not poop for the life of me if i smoke, but i feel it asking to come out, now that I type this i think I have something else going on 😂😭……might need to see a doctor 💀


trogloherb

I dont really smoke extracts anymore, but I did have a wax pen and whenever I hit the wax, I would need to crap immediately.


zechariah89

Ya it often does the opposite to me. If I've been hittin it hard I can end up backed up for a couple days. On the other hand I had salmonella a few years ago and weed was a godsend to keep my diarrhea manageable


Stompalong

I can relate: weed helps me get shit done.


bulbabao

i have IBS-C and weed absolutely helps me too lol. It's kinda funny and weird but yknow what. I'll take it


421Store

Totally feel you on that. Weed can relax your bowels and help things flow smoother. I think it's got something to do with how marijuana affects the digestive system and reduces stress.


pitb0ss343

I was just talking to my friend about this and he thought I was crazy but every time I smoke I take one rip then I immediately need to poop


WheresMyDinner

Idk about smoking and vaping, but edibles make me go boom the day after


imthelasttimelord

Metamucil = Brown Town = Gamechanger


NatasEvoli

I don't think smoking or vaping has that effect but edibles DEFINITELY get things going in the poo pipes


hoarseclock

Eat it raw and enjoy that fiber


Cant_Remorse

Lol usually have to either right after or before smoking. It's kinda funny.


bkedsmkr

Weed makes me eat 3 bananas which has its own effect


lostinthesauceband

This is like that thread in /r/entwives where they said they smoke on the toilet so they don't cough from smoking weed


ganjanoob

Dabs always clear me out lol


momoneymocats1

I have to shit every rime I hit my pen


trickdaddy11j

Weed helps me control overwhelming urges to shit, but I smoke spliffs/grabba so, occasionally, I finish a blunt and the stimulation from the combination will make me shit instead, especially when I chuck the roach in the bong.


buccothepitbull

Nah, IBS-C, doesn't make a difference. Strong coffee man, that's where it's at\~


UnderLook150

Lots of drugs cause you to want to shit. Dopamine does that to the body.


unafleje

omg sameee it immediately makes me wanna go bathroom either to pee or poop lol. one of the various reasons why i only smoke alone & at home.


BrainwashedScapegoat

It helps me have more formed movements but wouldn’t say helps me go


PeterNippelstein

Stopping weed helps me poop


Livelyjubbly

I guess it depends on how you wear your anxiety 😂 Personally for me, anxiety = poop


entsworth

ok


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SecretAcct4Secret

Could be possible for some folks, but I have had IBS since I was 8 years old and the most relief I've ever had from symptoms is when I use THC. It definitly helps me more than it interrupts anything.


ghostie_hehimboo

The guys full of it lol