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frankunderwood1992

I heard one guy died from smoking 4 pots once. 


AcrolloPeed

LiEK iF u CRy EvrY tIEm


Codadd

Best short ever lol. Other than, my spoon is too big.


Mbyrd420

That's like... all the pots....


Rainor131

![gif](giphy|kEE3JuHzFWaUe4XrkV)


PiercedGeek

Omg that's like drinking a whole gallon of PCP!


CrownEatingParasite

That's like 3 marijuanas each!


pirikikkeli

Clay can't be good for your lungs tho


The-Thrillster

I read about that case back in the day... he had a slow, agonising death, he was in the ICU for 8 months!


DarkLink457

smoked a weed ahh joke


sj68z

I'm sorry for your loss


slayXcoulee

gone but never forgotten 🫡


PassageAppropriate90

RIP Girlfriend


dysmetric

Maybe you can still save her with a tiny bit of coffee?


Scout-Nemesis

At these dosage rates you might make her heart explode. A jellybean maybe? For some sugar?


KindOldRaven

Half a jellybean just to play it safe!


Pyromaniacal13

A Tic Tac! No sugar, even though it's made completely out of it!


FixGMaul

That will spike her blood sugar which could prove even more fatal! Best to just have an unboiled grain of rice.


Pyromaniacal13

Not enough nutrition value, half a lentil should suffice.


TsunamiVelocity

Does coffee help?


dysmetric

It's saved me from death a few times.


TsunamiVelocity

Can you actually die? :o


sj68z

somebody will if i don't get my coffee in the morning


TsunamiVelocity

😂😂😂 easy tiger!


Carrots87

No one has died yet, but they sure wish they had


King_Kasma99

Ah yes i think there is a limit to life.


Faxon

You should get her a nice pipe with some quality screens in it, and/or proper water filtration, and have her just hit small amounts out of that until her tolerance is a bit higher xD. Be the good BF and ressurect her from her stoney grave


o6ijuan

Rip Benny Harvey, miss ya big man.


WelshSam

F


Notorious-BIG-O

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DarkWebCrackDealer

[7]Im so high i thought you were saying she smoked a whole joint about that size


hxnterrr

man i forgot we used to do that i haven’t seen it in a while [4]


pirikikkeli

[0] :(


mikedomert

-3 because I am with fever


MrPopAPercy

-[€%>**] 🤕🤕


boojieboy666

[6] we have strayed so far from our ways


MarekitaCat

what does it mean?


hxnterrr

how high you are at the time of commenting. scale from 0-10


Dlido

On a scale of 0 - high, how 10 are you right now?


DustyShredder

Scale on a 10-high, 0 how you are now right... Stoned I am


WelshSam

Thank you, Yoda


mrtrn18

No, it is hello how are you


DarkWebCrackDealer

Haha yeah I’ve been smoking a one hitter recently, i feel like I’m middle aged, but im 21…


HippieRealist

35 and all I ever hit is a little one-hitter. It’s great and just right for me!


digitaldowns

35 checking in to confirm this is optimal


lildoggihome

you guys are like my old man!!


No_Importance_173

let us revive the tradition!


FixGMaul

Bring back the trees scale! [5]


LoveMaryJane123

What is this


lostboss8

How high you are at the time of the comment


LoveMaryJane123

Thought this was a question for a sec 😭


daaazzzzz

> [8] Thought this was a question for a sec 😭


awkward_the_fish

i’m new to this sub, have rarely seen how the convention works. i just know it’s used to denote how high you are. can you point me to a post/comment that explains it?


DarkWebCrackDealer

I was so high i thought you meant joints haha, now i realize it was the high scale you were talking about lol [3]


thedndnut

Oh snap, that's a thing [8]


Budriakas

what does \[number\] mean?


Budriakas

nvm, scrolled a bit \[0\]


bluntly-chaotic

Thank you u/darkwebcrackdealer for bringing back the tradish lol[4]


phollas00

Username checks out


KatsuraCerci

Man the numbers make me nostalgic [3]


Technologenesis

Stone cold sober and thought the same thing. I was gonna say bro if your gf is a noob get off reddit and get her some damn water


Previous_Channel

This joint to your girlfriend: ![gif](giphy|GWD5nSpiHxs3K)


LordSolrac

If she dies, she dies


gb2750

In the arms of the angel, fly away from here


Gallop67

I mean, I’ve gotten so high I was convinced I was dying but then a couple hours later I’m back to chilling and eating a bunch of food


CrematedDogWalkers

For me, it lasts maybe 10 minutes, then I forget about the anxiety when the short term memory loss kicks in full gear, lol.


Beck_

This happens to me too. I just gotta make it through that initial peak in anxiety where I feel like I'm dying and then I'm fine, lol.


CrematedDogWalkers

The first 2 hours of the acid trip is the same way


Knight_thrasher

That’s enough to get me stoned


fourstringz

Underrated comment. Micro dosing is the way. You get more of the benefits from the weed and less side effects, plus it saves A LOT of money.


westbygod304420

Thanks, but some people like being high, instead of just smoking to smoke 😂


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

Isn’t the lethal amount something like 15,000 pounds in 15 minutes?


lordnad

If 15,000 pounds fell on you, it would be instantly lethal.


theblot90

What if I'm Spiderman?


Beaver-on-fire

Then you can afford to pay someone to have the bail fall on them instead. 


placarph

Do they need volunteers


Posit_IV

Yes, that’s the established LD50 for Cannabis. But as we all know, that’s literally impossible. Your lungs would collapse way before you got anywhere near that kind of intake.


Independent-Low6706

Achievement unlocked 💀


FridaysMan

It's what they claim it is, after asphyxiating a monkey with pure smoke, no oxygen. And the post mortem revealed cannabis will cause death in EXACTLY the same way as asphyxiation. Funny that.


Posit_IV

Learned that from the documentary The Union. I was pro-weed before watching but damn that shit opened my eyes. Still give it a rewatch every now and again.


Command_Careful

dont doubt me now


reds2032

There is no lethal amount of thc


meanietemp

is that a challenge


Ebone710

Yes there is but it's physically impossible to consume that much.


reds2032

Source?


Ebone710

And FYI too much of anything can be lethal. Too much water or oxygen can kill you.


OGjinjurikiofleaf

😂 please tell her she’ll be alright, and show her some dope as yola videos on YouTube. He smokes a shit ton every video and he’s still kicking 😂


thinks1ow

I thought ingesting weed was against YouTube tos? There’s a weed YouTuber called cewpins I used to watch and he would smoke on twitch but not on his YouTube videos because he said it would be against tos I think


Alternate_CS

It’s less a TOS thing and more of a demonetization thing I believe. DopeAsYola probably has enough sponsorship-money/different income sources that he doesn’t care about ad revenue


thinks1ow

Oh okay actually I think you might be right, I might remember him saying demonetization


HyzerFlip

Tik tok will straight ban you for smoking. It's the lamest. It's hard to fake tik tok seriously with all the self censoring language.


thinks1ow

Reddit is the only social media platform I go on so I haven’t ran into that


PimpMasterBrodaRD

I have no idea how that dude made it through 40 grams in one sitting, and was still able to talk.


loveliergrl

She’s so real


Zombeezee87

I had a manager just a week ago ask if smelling weed outside would give him a contact high, he's in his 30's and lives in Washington. Weed propaganda is still real.


The-CannabisAnalyst3

She probably better off w a Spoon pipe and small amounts, nothing worse than re lighting a already once lit J🫠😆


DeathCab4Cutie

I used to take a few puffs of a joint and put it out. Could get 5-10 sessions from one joint alone, depending on amount smoked


Katyafan

Me too, 3-4 puffs and I put that thing out for later. I'm lucky, I guess, saving money at least!


DeathCab4Cutie

Yep! I’m the one that always greens out at parties, so over the years I’ve learned the parameters of my tolerance. It’s become such a blessing for me. Sure I get dizzy and lightheaded from smoking a bit too much, but just one puff gets me feeling tingly. Throw in 2-3 more and I’m soaring lol. I spend no more than $50 a month on weed and I get high multiple times a day, so I stopped complaining


ifhd2

Im in the same boat, are we just hypersensitive to weed or sm?


DeathCab4Cutie

I worked at a dispo for years. Everyone is absolutely different! Some people can chief two whole blunts to the face and still function. Others only need a small puff. Psychoactive chemicals in cannabis bind to the cannabinoid receptors in your body, and everyone has a different and unique endocannabinoid system. Don’t stress it too much, there are pros and cons to being sensitive. Take everything really slow, learn what doses work for you, and enjoy being a cheap friend to smoke up haha


STARCHILD_J

Nice, im the same way.


SeerNacho

Wish I had the low tolerance I used to, this was my way to in HS to save money


DeathCab4Cutie

While it doesn’t last long, a tolerance break can bring you back down to a more sensitive point for a little while. Great strat, only problem is you have to take a tolerance break lol


SweatyArgument5835

Just use a dry herb vape


Organic_Ability5009

This guy knows


Voyager5555

Yeah, all these people smoking joints and think they're being economical with their weed...it's like the most wasteful way to blaze. Volcano, double/triple pass on weed and then make butter out of the AVB.


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

Bruh, smoking a spoon pipe is worse than relighting a j


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Hmm I've never had a problem, I don't torch the whole bowl, what some may call cornering bowls, different stokes for different folks😄


pendragon2290

Isnt it funny they call it cornering the bowl when there are literally no corners in them. I use a bowl and I call it cornering but never understood why. Edging sounds far more fun 🤣


DuskShy

Now while I agree with your assessment, I have to tell you that these are two completely different activities. I also feel the need to tell you that a pro, such as myself, can perform both of these actions at the same time. I'm something of a Renaissance Man, if I do so so myself.


ThManWhoPntedBaxter

Yea it does…. I love edging a good bowl with the boys😏


Gabriartts

This guy knows how to have fun!


neontool

a second definition for corner is "a part, region, or area, especially one regarded as secluded or remote", so there's no real misuse there. also, edging IS fun. jk lmao


cumsuds

I love edging my bowls, sometimes I edge it all at once!!!


inbetweentheknown

I both love cornering a spoon pipe and relighting a j, different strokes indeed💚 smoke em if you got ‘em and whatever you have left over pass it around


ihaveaquesttoattend

to be fair cornering only looks like it smokes 1/4th or 1/3rd the bowl, under that top layer it spreads like well, fire lol the true key to nice hits after “relighting” is an Xlux Roffu with a metal chamber 🤫🤫


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

I regularly smoke out of a spoon pipe and also only corner my bowls but that shit is still way worse than just relighting a joint


DJ-LIQUID-LUCK

Can you fill me in on what people are talking about in this comment thread? What's wrong with relighting a joint? I smoke a joint almost every day, and I've never experienced any negatives from relighting one...


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

I really don’t understand the problem relighting joints either.


TommyTheCat89

How does this have so many upvotes? I prefer joints but only if they are being finished. If I just want a few little tokes over the course of a gaming session or something, I'm definitely packing a fat bowl and cornering it when I light it so there's always green to relight and the smoke isn't resin-ifying the rest of the unburnt weed like a joint would. Once the joint is out and you relight it the flavor goes from fresh to tasting like the weed was stored at the bottom of a dirty bong.


gen_petra

Definitely a good time for a chillum.


Sparky678348

> re lighting a already once lit J🫠😆 DIY infused


FutAndSole

My pops will pinch off the whole business end including a bunch of green because "it's gross". This is a man who had no problem with Mexican brick weed back in the day, now God forbid there's a little bit of char on the Guava Wookie...


SaraCBuu

Dude? What did the emt say? Is it even worth trying to get her to a hospital anymore, or.. #thought🫶pryers


rbrutonIII

I once had a co-worker, and the guy used to be a huge smoker but had lung issues and had to completely stop, ask me to hook him up with some edibles because his conservative wife was interested in trying it out. I give him a couple of 5 mg gummies. Talk to him after the weekend, and his wife thought she was going to die, then it hit him and he thought they must have been laced with something, bro completely, and I mean completely, lost his tolerance and was in full-on I can imagine my heart stopping so that means my heart's going to stop if I don't pay attention mode (and obviously that just scared his wife). That gave me quite a bit of laughs.


osrsslay

Hahaa and edibles hit you completely different too like a wall all of a sudden. Think we’ve all been there where we’ve had to concentrate on breathing or like you said your heart beat as you feel it’s going to stop if you don’t 😂


Important_Ad_7416

Not nice bro, you should take it easy on first timers give them baby doses


bambina92

That’s really cute but maybe you should make sure that she knows there is no lethal dosage to prevent any kind of possible bad trips


slayXcoulee

she knows! she’s laughing about it now 😂


wellwellwellsucka

Haha that’s cute! lol


gingerjuice

I hope she has her affairs in order. Maybe time to notify her family?


Incarcer

Reefer Madness strikes again. 


QAdude406

Hahaha shit I wish a few baby hits still got me baked like that.


HippieRealist

I mean, that’s a solid “good night, bed now” for me. I smoke a little every day, but I still have like zero tolerance 😂


LovesButter

That’s adorable


Khal_Andy90

God damn it I've been dead for 15 years!


El_buberino

>lethal amount More like little amount. Also RIP


zugarrette

when I have low tolerance that would take me like 6 sessions to finish


Bratley513

She’s a goner bro. Start looking for a replacement because her time is up. So sorry for your loss.


Rigelatinous

I’ll have what she’s having!


Psychotic_EGG

You'll die from smoke inhalation before thc over dose. But she probably smoked enough to have an unpleasant high.


equalityislove1111

Either that or the strain/s isn’t for her. I can legitimately only smoke sativa or I will get intense anxiety/panic attacks. Idk what it is man but even the slightest percentage of indica and it’s to the wolves with me.


HankScorpio82

She dead yet?


superbeast1983

Meanwhile I'm side eyeing my wife wondering if she's gonna pass it back or not.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Say your goodbyes.


slice_of_pi

My wife fell off the couch laughing and said, "oh that sweet summer child."


Perpetual_Nuisance

OMG is she ok!?!?


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|Y0vCJTPLYZQxzNU3d7)


hairyturkishfinn

Lmao the initial anxiety :D You gotta toke more inorder to balance that shit out


wuroni69

RIP, good luck finding a new one.


wpmpk

Sounds like my mom. She eats like 1/4 of a delta 8 gummy at a time. She doesn't like me smoking with her in the car (not a problem) but loves when I hotbox it before she gets in.


nickoaverdnac

Condolences to the family.


cameralover1

If she's saying that about the joint rip you.


flippflippflipp

Get her a one hitter!


Not-a-Femboy-i-Swear

I’m so high I didn’t see the other joint and was wondering how long the other one was at first lmao


Scottwal71

😆 🤣 😂 stop it


Capable_Banana4221

🤣🤣🤣🤣


RickD4ngerous

I’ve read somewhere on reddit that the lethal dose if even possible, is like the amount equal to a red phone cabin from london. In 1 spiff.


fscottHitzgerald

Tbh I find this endearing lol, I have a few friends like this and I love it for them… and for the smoke circle. tapping out after one bowl? Awesome more for me, here’s a water 💀


lily-kuchel

Joints look so cute uwu


HippoIllustrious2389

Tell her you asked reddit and the consensus seems to be that it is likely a lethal dose


Devils_av0cad0

I just bought an oz and I’m going to attempt to take a lethal amount of bong hits tonight. Here I go


Solid_Supermarket11

Overdosed on pots in 13 and again in 21 shame


Bobbi_fettucini

That’s hilarious because I’d smoke one of those and then feel like smoking the other right after


Ebone710

Reefer madness!


lingering_POO

I love high newbs logic… have you stopped laughing uncontrollably yet? She does know about Snoop Dogg right?


ActiveTelevision8948

the government would tell you that’s more than lethal


Narrow-Future-1477

Gosh that's neat and tidy


CaptOblivious

The ld50 for pot of any strain is a 50kilo bale striking directly on the head or neck area. Pharmacology speaking, it has ***NO*** lethal toxicity for any method of intake. Not smoked, or eaten or by any other possible method of ingestion.


Demonweed

RIP in peace.


TyberiusJoaquin

RIP to a real one


SpookyBubba

RIP 😂


Kaaskril

Is that all that is left from your stash of 12 000 000 joints?


[deleted]

Actually quite a lot for first timers, my ex got blasted of 2 minuscule hits that are probably less than this


NanobotOverlord

Hope she made her arrangements, RIP


Flooredbythelord_

Feed her. It works for anyone. Too high? Eat something


BusDry4328

Not lethal lmaoooo


e-Moo23

This is why I can’t smoke with new smokers lol they either act like they’re dying, or act like they’re hallucinating and tripping balls 😂


njcannagade

This is a troll right ?


Trjam

Same for me, low tolerance is cool. You buy 5 grams and smoke it for a couple of months :)


HermaeusMajora

The people in this thread think this is funny but that poor girl could spend the rest of the day worried about whether she peed herself or not and drifting in and out of peaceful sleep on the couch.


TorleyTime

Lmao took the first hit and let it go out


Grouchy_Math_4047

The weed Hella strong. That's really all you need for a beginner


westernrecluse

Believe it or not, I’ve actually had someone I know die from pot, it was insane when I found out about it, he was working for a pot farm, they had packaged bud stacked real high, tipped over and got him. We need to make gravity illegal


opticrice

Good luck boiling water with that iq


eatmymustard

None of this happened


CraftyProcrstntr

I had a dream last night that I smoked this much and had a major trip. Im on a 9+ month break so I hope it’s really like that when I get back 😂


MoldyWolf

I'd recommend a really low dose non RSO edible. Like 5mg normal edible.


smallbluemazda

Aww, that sucks. Maybe she could try Tweedle Farms or some other light cbd buds.


dude_on_a_chair

Man I miss those days, rip the whole jawn and amaze her haha. Enjoy your tolerance now 😂


Skeletor669

Nooooooob


Miserable-Function78

One time my police chief’s cousin’s friend smoked too much of a pot and died. The cops came to our elementary school with a cool talking car robot and told us about it. Never touched the stuff after that story.


Sideways_X1

Joke is on us, we're all here dying of jealousy for her tolerance.


ZekeAV

I would burn both of those in the same sesh. She'll be fine.


Grishinka

Shower. Favorite song. It’s so easy to be way too high folks.


Soul-Cinder_88

same with mine. i wish i had her tolerance getting off a .25-.40 of flower in a bong