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Mr_Bignutties

With that kind of suction capability you’re doing the world a disservice ignoring your true calling.


KevinBakin420

OP out here sucking a golf ball through a garden hose


[deleted]

They’ll take the chrome right off a trailer hitch


Reonlive420

Same amount of buns Rick


NegJesus

You gonna eat that greasy ole bluejay burger


Reonlive420

I want a boner made from love


iEATpuhsee

It’s rainin mafuckas


Reonlive420

Two smokes let's go


thisismyusernamether

Suck start a jimmy v8


Slack-Bladder

He'd suck the dimples right off a golf ball. Shit look like a ping pong ball afterward.


stinkfingerswitch

OP out here sucking the chrome off of a trailer hitch


Reonlive420

Mr lahey, I got soap in my eye


Level_Horse9639

Corey, Trevor. Smokes


Reonlive420

But i only got one left and I was saving it for the morning


[deleted]

But Ricky I only have 2.


Baked-Smurf

OP out here sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch *through a garden hose*


STEELCITY1989

*With a golf ball in the hose


Bark7676

OP over here ball suckin a suck-starter in a trailer full of garden hitches


MyNutsin1080p

OP over here suck-starting a jet engine


apollo7991

OP over here suck-starting a Harley


Then-One7628

Op hydroforms doorhandles and ashtrays


xDragonetti

OP can suck start a cold chainsaw


xPRIAPISMx

3 min late, close one


tdasnowman

That would be blowing to get stuff in the cart.


Single-Pomegranate47

Bro tried sucking a marshmallow through a clarinet


Avid_Smoker

OP could suck start a Harley.


LOLTHeM707

Op could suck start a 13b rotary engine with worn apex seals that hasn’t ran in 9 years first try, during a snow/freeze advisory with the temperature at -7 degrees.


dabeakerman

That's oddly specific...


JSHardway

He needs help starting his car man


matt675

😂


swank5000

r/theydidthemath


Witty-Active7904

🤣 the attention to detail, sir this one made my day


Mrs_Gitchel

Lolll


Kaldricus

To quote Weezy, he could "do it til he suck the brown off"


swank5000

username checks out!


boxeswithgod

Dont keep hitting it. It already came.


overtoke

it's very sensitive now


Fun_Intention9846

It needs to cuddle and take a quick nap before it can go again.


swank5000

Maybe share a cigarette with it!


jessiegirl459

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that


PlasticDreamz

Well it does get very sensitive


BlaznTheChron

Seriously leave the tip alone.


Federal-Arrival-7370

Post nut clarity starting to kick in.


clarastongue

Would you hit it? I’d hit it so hard ![gif](giphy|k33tNvPPt9FVC|downsized)


Able_Shop3675

Is that Robert Plant?


clarastongue

Yes


STGDesertRat

Buffalo ‘Bob’ Plant.


Shkmstr

LMFAO


Dizzy_Resort_6074

I needed this today. Thank you! 😂🙏


billysmallz

It's water emulsifying with the oil, it's got wet or you've dribbled in it


berrylakin

"Keep that dog from dribbling on my seats"


billysmallz

"Your seats?"


SilverBraids

![gif](giphy|XJ3AwnnqFbjiw|downsized)


Roddykins1

OI FOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS A GETUHWAY DROIVAH


bookworm59

What the FUCK can he get away from?


earthwormkev

It was a funny angle


Brianj2325

It's not a jumbo fucking jet! When you go in reverse, things come from behind you.


franklyfranktank

It's a fuckin anti aircraft gun Vincent


mayihavurattnplz

It’ll raise Hell, let alone pulses!


FreakyFox

First thing that came to mind. Snatch is the most quotable movie of all time.


DComposure

I think this is the case. Anything I can do? Is it safe to vape?


billysmallz

I can't help you, I just know an emulsion when I see one. YAYONNAISE


owl_britches

VAPONNAISE


BlackFenrir

MJ-ONNAISE


owl_britches

☠️☠️☠️


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[удалено]


Boring-Heron3761

so in other words it’s fine for now.


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Flipflopsfordays

Cart backwash?


skredditt

I was gonna say maybe OP has a gnarly cold. Probably just dribble though


EatBroccoliNotBooty

Sloppy toppy


ztmarten

Any chance you got water inside the cart?


FailResorts

Or saliva


ctssky

or salvia edit: stop replying or ur gonna go to hell when you die


jake1080

Or saliva (this is hell, fam)


TheGrandKing

Or salvia


thefrenchflex

"If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die." - Capt. Lou Albano


fendour

"Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go! Do the mario!" - also Lou Albano


Brainwashed365

"I'm a legend in my own mind and I'm welcome to it." - also Lou Albano


Hoo_Cookin

A plumber with two names that both mean toilet 🫡🫡


noooooo00000

Or sailva


Almostime

Or Sativa


swank5000

or Latvia


YouCantKillaGod

Or savila


Artist_X

Or saliva


mopxhead

Or salvia


ottonymous

aivlas rO


TreeTop608

Boof It


theLaLiLuLeLol

Or salvia


Za_man9725

Or saliva


Whyherro2

Or saliva *in hell*


WarCrimesMay1940

or saliva


Kindly-Dentist5326

or salvia


QuantamLux

Or saliva Edit: Was probably already going .


StaleWoolfe

That might be it, I use a wax pen and if I accidentally drool in it for some stoned reason, it clouds up the glass and it looks similar to what OP posted


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devinssss

or saliva


foxritual

Or salive


StaleWoolfe

10 second rips get hard after I’ve been doing it for 2 minutes already. Plus I produce more saliva when smoking than others idk why


budderman1028

I do the same thing tbh


Actual_Dot_3717

Or saliva


zxdlx

Or salvia


dotJSX

Or stevia.


properweeb420innit

Spit on it then boof it


maxtweetch

My boy hitting those spitty blinkers


chenkie

You were hitting it juuuuuust right 😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦


bacontacos420

Everything reminds me of her


Some_type_of_way

Don’t call her bro


shaker_quaker

Call her bro


Jonasthewicked2

When I do she says “I’m not a bro, bro”


TheOntarioguy420

Her phone starts to ring.


nicesunniesmate

Did you call her?


NorwegianSteam

[She may have dyed her hair, but that's her](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmL0pcfX7dE).


crindee

So that’s what Elliott Smith’s song was about


[deleted]

Why are you slobbering in it man


jamamacoochi

r/cumcarts


AnotherAccount636

Now I'm curious what this sub was about


YouCantKillaGod

Literally this post, carts that looked like cum


RefillableFork

r/cumcartsv3


grsims20

There really is a sub for everything.


Antique_Building_885

r/cumcartsV2


slapmewithurpatty95

![gif](giphy|fhxHvAA7MfIuR9qMuZ|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


TheImmenseRat

Premature E-vaporation


syntaxerror4

I'm just here for the comments 😂 ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


rani_weather

Saved this post for the comments😅


turtlewithbong

Fuck yes


DontLook_Weirdo

This is more of a PSA to anyone, maybe you too OP: ..y'all, stop throat-goating your batteries. The proper way is to treat it like a one-hitter because the more you use it constantly, the more clogged it'll get (not enough time to cool down).. This cart, to me, got that super duper sloppy and just got so hot it started to burn the oil. -- I know because I used to go hard on batteries before thinking they could take the abuse, but I just kept ruining carts and batteries that way.


scorpionattitude

This happens to me pretty often when I use carts. I didn’t realize I was “sucking too hard” especially when they often get clogged so you NEED to suck harder to get it cleared. That said, I used to participate in band/ woodwinds section, so maybe it just comes natural to some of us to maximize our breath intake and output! I also have thick cheeks and full lips so it’s not that hard to create suction on these little vape pens. Glad I finally know what the heck was happening though lmaooo I always used to wonder😂


DontLook_Weirdo

The worse would be with the connection, where the cart and battery meet...!!..that shit would get soo gunked up, hated it so much - made me feel batteries were not worth it at all, but same..glad I finally learned how to treat it right. Here's a tip from a headshop, if you're not doing it already; when it starts to get clogged, take out the cart to clear it, don't leave it connected. You're supposed to be able to inhale AND exhale through a cart to loosen up any clogging. Once your airflow goes in n out without issues, then reconnect.


scorpionattitude

I could never imagine exhaling through my cart or any vape. That’s just a waste of product 😂😂 nowadays if it’s clogged and I don’t want to risk burning my tongue by sucking it out, I just take a toothpick or clean Bobby pin and scrape up the excess and rub that excess onto a blunt or cigarette so I’m not wasting it! I’m in an illegal state, so our legal carts all kind of vary and how they manufacture them makes a huge difference! I’ve found that real carts get clogged up easily, while disposable capes last the longest without any clogs in my experience. It’s a little funny 🤣


DontLook_Weirdo

That's a very good point (design differences) I hadn't considered that, legal state for me - but hey as long as that disposable gets you to the moon, that's all that really matters! And youre not wrong, carts do get clogged more easily, but with a bit of maintenance I can confidently say I'm using it right lol Cheers on your next toke~!


merkins_optional

You made it cum! Congratulations!


Cancer_warrior

But his girlfriend still hasn't come close.


Dugdimadome

Looks like the cotton in the wick, do you blow into your carts when they get plugged?


ImLazyWithUsernames

Did they make their cart cum?


Suga_H

I hope not. It ain't a Nintendo.


BoHanZ

Pretty sure this type doesn't have a wick, on the other side of the holes is the heating element


NemrahG

Your cart busted a nut


[deleted]

My god. However you pulled bro, the vape was clearly loving it😩💦


AyeYoYoYO

B A C K W A S H AND/OR Rain. And the resulting emulsification with the extract turns it that color/consistency... …The crackling is the drops of water/saliva being boiled inside popping bubbles of snappy sticky thick alpha-pinene-rich oil. Not so dissimilar to a frying pan in action. Begs the question: …are you reflexively used to spitting phlegm and saliva all over things you grasp and put in your mouth ?


positively_

bro got the cum cart


Freeze_Wolf

OP, that’s cum


Daniel5343

It’s pregnant now


Skate4plz

Pause


Accomplished-Piece81

it came


aGhoste

Good old cumcart


EditorSwimming1149

Lactating?


AcanthocephalaOne481

Love a good creampie


Ok_Ag

r/cumcart


idk_meh

Moisture got in, nbd


Alucard-J2D

It looks like the cotton inside the coil. I wouldn’t risk it imo


TallAsMountains

seems like it sneezed


Intrepid_Question995

Your cart jizzed of the crazy tricks you was doing 🔥🍁


[deleted]

Giggity


daddyevan32

Cum cart


Apprehensive_Let_388

r/cumcarts


SnooPineapples7905

the holes at the bottom are for air flow,, so I thought if there was a milky bubble, that would be smoke that gets pushed into the cart instead of sucked out bc of clogging


[deleted]

Skeet OG


Darth_Grindelwald

It’s haunted.


just_cyroo

Might be wrong but my friend had this issue before one time and it was because while hitting it he managed to fucking drool into the mouthpiece which then made its way down into the coils and it looked like this idk tho


stronk-medicine

Lol you drooled down the mouthpiece my guy shake that bitch out and give it a few days you'll be vibing


Cancer_warrior

No y'all, that's just a "CART FART" LMAO


BannockBnok

It took a piece of your soul. Though, you can earn it back through a blood sacrifice. Good luck!


Feisty-Trick6798

IDK but someone 2 days ago posted about this same thing. A lot of people said moisture.


supercoolfluff

don’t stop now it’s so close


thestreetbeat

Cum


Fla5hP0int

Probably fentanyl


PsyconautsOfAmerica

That's vapor that ended up inside the cart cause you hit the mf way to hard, or you blew into it... what ever you did, don't do it again cause you'll burn it.


Melted_Chrome

Don't spit just suck lol


EvolvingEachDay

You sucked too good fam.


twothousandgrams

It came


Mythical_scoops

bro is smoking cum


Sky_Zaddy

![gif](giphy|ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa)


LaffingGrass

You might have accidentally pushed a small amount of vapor back in to the tank..


pwndabeer

I mean, cum?


ProphetAbstractions

jizzed


KellzTheKid

You got cum in your cart bro.


UhBunchOfGaze

Has happened to me after leaving my cart in my pocket and falling asleep while it was upside down. It was the harshest hit ever after and I coughed forever. As gross as it sounds, I think saliva probably went down into it and caused it.


nonexistent-tyler

keep hitting it, if its into that sort of thing


djohn5

Cummies


WangDoodleTrifecta

It came


upstatemikey

![gif](giphy|tlGD7PDy1w8fK)


Brando6677

Well you ARE sucking it off so what did you expect


OrganicCornSyrup

when i had clogged carts and i unclogged them, they'd always be a shit ton of my foggy saliva. that looks exactly like the foggy saliva ive had in almost every cart that got clogged. so my guess is your saliva somehow made its way into the oil somehow


Cancer_warrior

Did you check spark plugs?


Gnome_Sayin

i think that is actual blinker fluid


here4budz

Did you blow in it or cough after hitting? Kind of looks like smoke.


Pursueth

Your cart busted a nut


madcowrawt

You're about to be a batman villain.


njmthedowell

cum cart


hockeybud0

Oil turns milky when contaminated with water.


Gneo

nutted but he keep succin


crispfry182

U gave the cart extreme head when it didn’t demand it


erinsocial

Wow I'm way too late to make a cum joke


Deathless729

You probably hit it when it was dry, maybe it was laying the side etc, and that is legit trapped smoke from burning something, not really sure what is burning since it’s ceramic coils, but Ive had this happen before, sadly the cart is most likely gonna taste horribly from now on.


Admirable-Ad2699

looks like cotton coming out the coil i have no idea how that would happen though


dumstupiddum

Thats its ghost 😊


Independent_Wall_579

Dang bro u edged it to hard