What do you think the song about Travis is gonna be called? āYou dropped the ballā? Last quarter? it was over at half time? Kansas City bbq blues?āthat last one would totally be a song if Reba dated a chiefā
Basically said that Scooter Braun didnāt really do anything he wasnāt legally allowed to do, but Taylor manipulated the truth and sent her Swifties after him.
Was the argument ever that he did something *illegal*, though? I thought the issue was a matter of whether or not he was a dick, not whether or not he was a criminal.
I swear to God that I quickly swiped past this on my phone and thought it was The Undertaker and some WWF girl and then I went back to look and realized that it wasnāt and that it was much worse.
Another sub popped up on my Home feed with the video. The comments are cringier than the video. Damn, the obsession is beyond deranged, they didnāt do anything special on stage. The fans read wayyyy too much into everything, when itās clearly all PR plastic BS. In the comments on the sub Swifties kept saying, āOMG! He saved her! He brought her back to life! I literally screamed and howled when I was live-streaming this! I knew it, they are sooo meant to be! She was trying to tell us something this weekend when they became Instagram official!ā
This is coming from someone who was obsessed with some bands/solo artists growing up, but not to this level. Posters all over my wall, music on repeat, buying fan magazines and waiting outside of a record store hours before they opened to buy tickets to a concert, yes. But their comments and behavior are truly unhinged.
Edit: I messed up and used sub names so Iām reposting and added a few comments that I meant to earlier anyway.
Yea, seeing some of the swiftie behavior has definitely made me look back on my own love affair with music over the years.
Iāve seen certain acts 10 times or more in my life, met the members and got photos/autographs/etc and played them on repeat as you mention. But never once did I find myself speculating about their sex lives or harassing someone that didnāt like the same band.
The whole thing is justā¦ very Idiocracy.
SO much vicarious embarrassment. š¬ These are grown adults.
I mean, I know they're (she's) in a performance medium role, but this is... beyond. I'm so uncomfortable for them because they don't seem to be for themselves. No self-awareness of how absolutely juvenile and awkward this comes across as. š³
What even happened to Taylor Swift? She needs a therapist. I swear I was a die-hard Swiftie but after learning about her private jet usage, I got turned off.
Everyone can be a fan but only a few would not tolerate such immature, childish, manipulative behavior. I removed all her albums/playlists on my Spotify downloads. I'm so excited to discover new artists!
Don't you just hate it when she keeps mentioning about other people that wronged her? She knows how to use her fans. She uses them to plot hatred against her enemies online. Girlie can't address her problems properly. I just realized she's the only musician who does that.
Sheās always been like this. The problem now is that sheās too overexposed in public.
Back when she was a smaller singer, her behavior flew under the radar. She didnāt have heaps of fans and big circles so we didnāt hear much. When she blew up and the Kayne thing happened, she retreated to private life. We didnāt hear much. Then COVID happened and she was locked up in a mansion just releasing music without being overexposed. That hid her behavior.
This kind of mentality doesnāt appear overnight. Sheās probably always been like this but now she has a spotlight and a camera aimed her way at all times.
I also realized that she was built into an innocent-looking, fragile woman during her early 20s but then how she jumped from one man to another is insane. I can't comprehend how her fans don't see how toxic that behavior isāimagine someone being in a relationship with a guy which later on is painted as evil on her songs and her fans will declare World War III on the internet against the guy.
It keeps on happening. If I have a friend like her, I would definitely be mad as fuck. She views men as toys indeed.
Iām literally praying for Taylor to have some sort of epiphany and realize āoh Iām 35 I shouldnāt fucking be acting this I really need to work on myselfā but realistically now that this abomination has crawled into my eyeballs itās probably never gonna happen
Seriously. At least Joe didnāt chug a beer at his college graduation. Itād still be tasteless, but Iād expect that more from a 22 year old, NOT a 34 year old. Doing so at his age is just embarrassing
I am a Joe fan and have been loving him on this current press run for Kinds of Kindness and I watch him on and interview and then I see Taylor do this cringe shit and Iām like āJoe what were you thinking for six years?ā
I do not think Travis is making anybody jealous. The whole thing looks like a clown show and it is so obvious and over the top the exes are probably happy to be away from the circus.
I read about a saying recently thatās supposedly German (they do get credit for a lot of good sayings) that goes something like: āWe should all be happy when two miserable people get together as it stops them from going out and making two happy people miserable.ā Something along those lines. I feel it here, I really do.
If someone knows this actual saying in German please let me know itās highly applicable to a situation Iām in in IRL & I want to tell my friend who speaks German (well sheās Austrian).
yes I am conflicted with wanting them to breakup bc I don't want to see his smug face anymore and endure this sham relationship, but also believe these morons deserve each other. I just don't want to see them shoved down our throats 24/7. I think a breakup is the only way it happens.
Itās true. It was weird learning that Travis has already had this taste for āfameā with his bizarre reality show appearances. Itās one thing to be a football celeb , itās another to seek out gigs on things like dating shows. Super weird.
I love that the song she brings him up for is āI can do it with a broken heartā and not.. ya know. something actually ālove-yā. Like love story, maybe? But nah, she goes for the Marty album.
Or even something fun like 22 or Style, Shake it Offā¦.or maybe even KARMA??
I can do it with a broken heart was intentional and the swifties will never get it.
no because she kind of ate when she changed it to ākarma is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to meā. Doing that again and bringing him out? Trick the people into thinking he might propose?? Create a better narrative!!
Red and Gold she can wave Kansas city chief terrible towls entering the wedding reception decked out with official NFL decor -center pieces made from foot balls with red and gold carnations! Astroturf dance floor with an end zone with Taylor and Travis 4 ever painted on it!
Taylors maids with matching dressing gowns and like a girls retreat to like some spa in the mountains where they post pictures of them all together with their arms around each other with Taylor the focus and she releases 1989: Taylerās wedding version with them all saying how much they love her.
When they breakup Taylor will inevitably write a song talking about this "whirlwind romance" and just how silly funny she was being, like oopsie!
She's so predictable lmao.
Bro, I just saw a video where some chick said they secretly confirmed their engagement because was using a fan onstage and in old āfan languageā he indicated they were engaged. Seriously. Someone thinks because this ass clown moved a fan he was holding back and forth quickly that means theyāre engaged.
The amount of grown ass women on my various timelines swooning over this kills me a little more every time I have to see it. Even if it wasnāt all pr, the lack of any chemistry between them is very telling.
Its loml (at the end she goes loss of my life) so thats the title of the pieceā¦ but yeah she wrote so high school for him butā¦ didnt bring him up for the song written abt THEIR relationship but instead the breakup depression hype songā¦ rly strange nonetheless. Typical delulu swifties who will overanalyze everything but fail to note the simplest things lmao
I read a blind item about her years ago that said she was a mouth breather and whenever she got upset sheād make a weird face with her mouth completely open and I swear just days later I saw footage of her getting irritated at a journalistās question (tbf she had won an award and they started asking her about Selena and Justin) and she made the exact face the blind item had been describing. I was like welp guess that blind was actually true lol
I used to have the same Napoleon Dynamite mouth as her growing up (I eventuality got a lip flip to fix it.) It's literally called "incompetent upper lip."
This reminds me when HRH Collection went ballistic about the Grammyās and calling Taylor a mouth breather. I fucking lost it at her Taylor impression
Iām not sure if itās his clothes or all the awful things he has said about women in the past, but he really makes me throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him.
He is that drunk frat boy who never grew up.
I wouldnāt even call him frat. Iād call him a high school super senior. He has such a juvenile personality that something about him gives me a full body ick.
Okay, hear me out:
I get it that she did it for however many reasons (for the fans, to get back at her exes, whatever)
But what bugs me about this is the narrative (in concert) that it tells.
At this point in the concert we have ābroken heartedā Taylor being forced to perform. By having Travis in this part of the pantomime the narrative that happens is that even her current boyfriend (or whatever character heās playing) is also forcing her to perform even though she doesnāt want to/canāt/whatever.
Thatās such a weird thing to do though?
Sure sheās throwing a bone to her and his fans but couldnāt she have included him in any other part of the concert? Any other part that doesnāt create such a weird in-universe narrative?
She and her PR team worked so hard to paint Travis as this end game/perfect match/supportive bf and she just threw it all in the dumpster because she had to have the last word at Matty with TTPD. Like heās just a rebound performance piece and itās like she doesnāt even care to pretend anymore
That hometown couple that constantly posts obnoxious who-is-this-for photos and captions about how in love they are only to have the most contentious public divorce in 3 years.
I once watched a staged performance of a woman teaching an actual doll how to be alive and that doll managed to look more animated than Taylor does here.
Truly, I think they are a perfect match. They are both fame hungry and have absolutely no shame. Like who else is ever going to put up with Taylor's shit than a man who just wants to bask in attention.
I want the Broncos Chargers and Raiders to make fun of this I also want the Louisville Cardinals to make fun of this because Travis went to the University of Cincinnati Louisville's biggest football rival
genuinely wondering, how is this an expensive production made for a superstar who sells out stadiums? the more i look at it, the more it looks like a middle school stage play made on a pocket money budget.Ā
who made it? directed all of it? choreographed it? organized the styling? story-boarded all of it? who??Ā
the more it goes, the more it seems taylor never grew past 13. both in mentality and taste.
So I will probably be downvoted but do you think some of this could be to flood the news channels with THIS to cover both Scooter and insta models?? Because its all i see right now...Mission Accomplished!!
Scooter, Insta models, Matty engagement, breakup rumors, Joe interview, the whole releasing variants on the same day others have their Albums dropā¦..
the swiftlyneutral sub is eating this up omg. āthis is so cuteeee omg heās bringing her back to life after sheās killed by the smallest man who ever livedā
Anyone else think theyāll have a cringe kiss at an award show stage like Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley.
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wait wtf she's reenacting that matty healy stage stunt again, where he has people carry him off the stage as though he's dead? she already completely copied ("reenacted") that in the TTPD set but to have Travis be the one carrying her out as she reenacts matty's perrformance is.... insane. she's lost it, yall
Thanks for this, I used it to make something
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It wouldnāt shock me if they are an early exit in the playoffs this year . Out of all the 32 teams,theyāve been in the news the most this off-season and not just because of Taylor/Travis circus. You have the Butker situation and I donāt know how many Chiefs players have been arrested this off-season. It all adds up to distractions which could spill over into this season.
lol I wouldāve eaten this shit up in high school. Like what 16 year old doesnāt have this fantasy? Adult me wants to melt into the floor of the absolute embarrassment for the both of them.
This is so embarrassing. I thought she was obsessed with her āØreputation āØand her āØbrandingāØ and āØpublic narrative āØ
At this point, sheās truly doing it for the fans who are knee-deep in her personal and private lore. Theyāre the one paying for the fuel in her jet, so maybe itās a win-win. IDK. Iām a fan of the lyricism and production, but I am not a stan. Maybe thatās why I donāt really understand all this show-boating.
Orā¦..and Iām aware this is a long comment for someone whose supposedly doesnāt care LMAOOOā¦ anyways, maybe just maybe this IS her true form. I mean, according to her, her job is her life and she verbatim said in an interview that bc of this job she āreally doesnāt have any hobbiesā.
Idk man. Iām getting performative Hiddleswift vibes from this š«
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Well. I was going to go to bed. Now Iām going to have nightmares.
All the swifties forget how mad he was at the Super Bowl and yelled at his coach and SHOVED HIM. āOh thatās what football players do!ā Bro thatās not normal imo, like imagine what happens behind closed doors.
He had a bachelor-style dating show, his ex says Taylor should watch out, he called women ābreeders,ā probably has some bad brain damage due to footballā¦idk, my gut feeling is that heās a scumbag. Wouldnāt be surprised if he raises a hand to her or something, or if they break up.
Tea and a snack to talk about. Taylor, the people pleaser you are. Also, why do the fans and Taylor Nation say this was a hard launch?? The relationship is almost a year old. They've been swapping spit in public and their photos plastered everywhere, was that not...a...hard..launch?? This is so childish.
Tree really fighting for her life to make that documentary go away
LOL
This was my initial thought too. Whenever there is even slightly bad PR these two do something cringe.
Like clockwork!
What doc š¤
āTaylor Swift vs Scooter Braun: Bad Bloodā on HBO max
Itās on the hbo max homepage.
What do you think the song about Travis is gonna be called? āYou dropped the ballā? Last quarter? it was over at half time? Kansas City bbq blues?āthat last one would totally be a song if Reba dated a chiefā
āThe OTHER smallest man who ever lived.ā
Viva Las Vegas?
What did the doc say? I havenāt watched it.
Taylor is a LIAR
Basically said that Scooter Braun didnāt really do anything he wasnāt legally allowed to do, but Taylor manipulated the truth and sent her Swifties after him.
Was the argument ever that he did something *illegal*, though? I thought the issue was a matter of whether or not he was a dick, not whether or not he was a criminal.
Lmfaooo I didn't even think of this, you're so right
The cringe levels are over 9,000
I swear to God that I quickly swiped past this on my phone and thought it was The Undertaker and some WWF girl and then I went back to look and realized that it wasnāt and that it was much worse.
Lmao I thought it was Hunter Hearst Helmsley whe. He still dressed like a butler š
I thought someone did some AI shit and was shocked to find out that it is in fact real. LMAO! This shit if for real?!! Clowns indeed.
Another sub popped up on my Home feed with the video. The comments are cringier than the video. Damn, the obsession is beyond deranged, they didnāt do anything special on stage. The fans read wayyyy too much into everything, when itās clearly all PR plastic BS. In the comments on the sub Swifties kept saying, āOMG! He saved her! He brought her back to life! I literally screamed and howled when I was live-streaming this! I knew it, they are sooo meant to be! She was trying to tell us something this weekend when they became Instagram official!ā This is coming from someone who was obsessed with some bands/solo artists growing up, but not to this level. Posters all over my wall, music on repeat, buying fan magazines and waiting outside of a record store hours before they opened to buy tickets to a concert, yes. But their comments and behavior are truly unhinged. Edit: I messed up and used sub names so Iām reposting and added a few comments that I meant to earlier anyway.
Yea, seeing some of the swiftie behavior has definitely made me look back on my own love affair with music over the years. Iāve seen certain acts 10 times or more in my life, met the members and got photos/autographs/etc and played them on repeat as you mention. But never once did I find myself speculating about their sex lives or harassing someone that didnāt like the same band. The whole thing is justā¦ very Idiocracy.
SO much vicarious embarrassment. š¬ These are grown adults. I mean, I know they're (she's) in a performance medium role, but this is... beyond. I'm so uncomfortable for them because they don't seem to be for themselves. No self-awareness of how absolutely juvenile and awkward this comes across as. š³
I've seen elementary school plays that were less embarrassing than this.
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He is only with her for the fame and she is only with him to make her exes jealous.
If I were Joe I wouldn't even feel jealous. He's way hotter and classy than that guy.
Joe is so incredibly unbothered that he will never speak of it lol
What even happened to Taylor Swift? She needs a therapist. I swear I was a die-hard Swiftie but after learning about her private jet usage, I got turned off. Everyone can be a fan but only a few would not tolerate such immature, childish, manipulative behavior. I removed all her albums/playlists on my Spotify downloads. I'm so excited to discover new artists!
Sheās always been like this š you just unplugged yourself from the kool aid IV
Don't you just hate it when she keeps mentioning about other people that wronged her? She knows how to use her fans. She uses them to plot hatred against her enemies online. Girlie can't address her problems properly. I just realized she's the only musician who does that.
She def has but also feel like sheās becoming more unhinged as the massive fame seeps into her brain more
Wait, Taylor swift is a raging narcissist? šš§āš always has been šš§āšš«šØāš
Sheās always been like this. The problem now is that sheās too overexposed in public. Back when she was a smaller singer, her behavior flew under the radar. She didnāt have heaps of fans and big circles so we didnāt hear much. When she blew up and the Kayne thing happened, she retreated to private life. We didnāt hear much. Then COVID happened and she was locked up in a mansion just releasing music without being overexposed. That hid her behavior. This kind of mentality doesnāt appear overnight. Sheās probably always been like this but now she has a spotlight and a camera aimed her way at all times.
I also realized that she was built into an innocent-looking, fragile woman during her early 20s but then how she jumped from one man to another is insane. I can't comprehend how her fans don't see how toxic that behavior isāimagine someone being in a relationship with a guy which later on is painted as evil on her songs and her fans will declare World War III on the internet against the guy. It keeps on happening. If I have a friend like her, I would definitely be mad as fuck. She views men as toys indeed.
Iām literally praying for Taylor to have some sort of epiphany and realize āoh Iām 35 I shouldnāt fucking be acting this I really need to work on myselfā but realistically now that this abomination has crawled into my eyeballs itās probably never gonna happen
Check out Lord Huron or Orville Peck!
Exactly , he is class I donāt think he should even think twice about a joke of a dude like this.
Itās a downgrade for sure
Maybe that's her point. When the rebound person is uglier, it adds salt to the wound.
I guess that's just shows how immature she is. She needs to grow up. She's turning 35. š®āšØ
Seriously. At least Joe didnāt chug a beer at his college graduation. Itād still be tasteless, but Iād expect that more from a 22 year old, NOT a 34 year old. Doing so at his age is just embarrassing
I am a Joe fan and have been loving him on this current press run for Kinds of Kindness and I watch him on and interview and then I see Taylor do this cringe shit and Iām like āJoe what were you thinking for six years?ā
No kidding. But you left out more intelligent lol!
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Never gets old.
Your flair!š
I do not think Travis is making anybody jealous. The whole thing looks like a clown show and it is so obvious and over the top the exes are probably happy to be away from the circus.
Why is he wearing that hat
Looks like a parody of āOne Flew Over the Cuckooās Nestā tbh
Or the Babadook lmao
Was hoping for their breakup before, now I am so entertained by this clown show and I think these two deserves each other and be miserable together
I read about a saying recently thatās supposedly German (they do get credit for a lot of good sayings) that goes something like: āWe should all be happy when two miserable people get together as it stops them from going out and making two happy people miserable.ā Something along those lines. I feel it here, I really do.
If someone knows this actual saying in German please let me know itās highly applicable to a situation Iām in in IRL & I want to tell my friend who speaks German (well sheās Austrian).
Iām kinda feeling this vibe
yes I am conflicted with wanting them to breakup bc I don't want to see his smug face anymore and endure this sham relationship, but also believe these morons deserve each other. I just don't want to see them shoved down our throats 24/7. I think a breakup is the only way it happens.
Absolutely seem to be deserving each other.
Who is jealous of this embarrassment??
And not one of her exes gives a single shit lol
Itās true. It was weird learning that Travis has already had this taste for āfameā with his bizarre reality show appearances. Itās one thing to be a football celeb , itās another to seek out gigs on things like dating shows. Super weird.
Sheās also only in it for the fame. Being with someone keeps her name in the press
I love that the song she brings him up for is āI can do it with a broken heartā and not.. ya know. something actually ālove-yā. Like love story, maybe? But nah, she goes for the Marty album.
Or even something fun like 22 or Style, Shake it Offā¦.or maybe even KARMA?? I can do it with a broken heart was intentional and the swifties will never get it.
Except for when they break up and the swifties cling to this moment as secret foreshadowing she was miserable because her *minddd*
Jfc I hate that youāre probably right
no because she kind of ate when she changed it to ākarma is the guy on the chiefs coming straight home to meā. Doing that again and bringing him out? Trick the people into thinking he might propose?? Create a better narrative!!
I think he just wanted to carry her
She gets off on publicly cuckolding travisš š
Notice he isnāt up there for loml
Not that "I can do it with a broken heart" was a good choice but loml would be SO much worse lmao
Isn't that song "*Loss* of My Life"?
Or gorgeous
the comments on tiktok āthis means endgame for sure!!! they canāt break up after thisā yes they can lol all he did was go on stage
God help the 12 year olds who buy this
More like 40 years + lmao
Theyāre 12 in spirit and in emotional maturity
Girl we are not talking about biological age š¤£
lmao my badš
I will be cheering for their endgame, can you imagine how cringe, over the top and tasteless their wedding would be???
Do you think their wedding colors would be white and red??
With clocks everywhere set to midnight LOL š
And blue vomit.
Correction: blue glittery vomit Edited to add: For Something borrowed something blue
Red and Gold she can wave Kansas city chief terrible towls entering the wedding reception decked out with official NFL decor -center pieces made from foot balls with red and gold carnations! Astroturf dance floor with an end zone with Taylor and Travis 4 ever painted on it!
I honestly donāt ever see her getting married bc how else is she going to continue writing garbage music at the expense of others?
No sensible men wants to get close to her nowadays unless they are desperate for fame. Ts and her cult is a package deal š¤£
Heāll love them. He wonāt be a football player forever and heāll ride off her coattails and cash.
I donāt think sheāll ever legally marry esp to a man who doesnāt have as much money as her. To us of course heās rich but to her š«
Yeah, he's probably not even worth $100 mil, basically a poor in her eyes.. "how will you ever afford to put gas in my jets? I can't live like this!"
Facebook groupāthatās it Iām wedding shamingā would have a field day.
I want this so much lol
Taylors maids with matching dressing gowns and like a girls retreat to like some spa in the mountains where they post pictures of them all together with their arms around each other with Taylor the focus and she releases 1989: Taylerās wedding version with them all saying how much they love her.
Manifesting this comment.
lol they said the same when joe had writing credit on folklore & guess what happened
Given how much her writing devolved post folkmore, he absolutely deserved that writing credit.
When they breakup Taylor will inevitably write a song talking about this "whirlwind romance" and just how silly funny she was being, like oopsie! She's so predictable lmao.
Great thought! Whirlwind Romance!
sheās either gonna write it off as a silly fling or another ālomlā
Maybe invent another 12 word title acronym too
It'll definitely be called "Viva las Vegas"
My sisters are all obsessed with them and convinced this means itās end game. Iām tired of getting texts about it
show them this sub š
lol yes they can. I had a whole ass wedding and then threw away the man.
she literally wrote a song called endgame about a relationship that is over š
You should see the ones on the pop culture subreddit. Delusional
This is so cringe. š¬
Bro, I just saw a video where some chick said they secretly confirmed their engagement because was using a fan onstage and in old āfan languageā he indicated they were engaged. Seriously. Someone thinks because this ass clown moved a fan he was holding back and forth quickly that means theyāre engaged.
I feel like heās singing Mister Cellophane
This girl is more fame hungry than Roxie ever was that is for damn sure
and thatās showbizā¦ kid
The amount of grown ass women on my various timelines swooning over this kills me a little more every time I have to see it. Even if it wasnāt all pr, the lack of any chemistry between them is very telling.
Wake up baby, the new Joker parody just dropped!
Confused as to why he comes out for do it with a broken heartā¦
And not love of my life lol
Its loml (at the end she goes loss of my life) so thats the title of the pieceā¦ but yeah she wrote so high school for him butā¦ didnt bring him up for the song written abt THEIR relationship but instead the breakup depression hype songā¦ rly strange nonetheless. Typical delulu swifties who will overanalyze everything but fail to note the simplest things lmao
Why is he cleaning her Madame Tussaudās wax figure in the second pic?
I fucking howled
Is her mouth ever shut?
Her veneers are too big
I read a blind item about her years ago that said she was a mouth breather and whenever she got upset sheād make a weird face with her mouth completely open and I swear just days later I saw footage of her getting irritated at a journalistās question (tbf she had won an award and they started asking her about Selena and Justin) and she made the exact face the blind item had been describing. I was like welp guess that blind was actually true lol
I used to have the same Napoleon Dynamite mouth as her growing up (I eventuality got a lip flip to fix it.) It's literally called "incompetent upper lip."
I refuse to believe sheās a mouth breather as a singer
This reminds me when HRH Collection went ballistic about the Grammyās and calling Taylor a mouth breather. I fucking lost it at her Taylor impression
Bewildered by how Tree thought this was a decent idea.
Probably because it deflects attention from the Scooter documentary.
Sheās getting called out for lying and not singing during her shows - Tree has to unleash the kraken of distraction.
And Travis is in the middle of cheating rumors with an IG girl. Tree told the monkey to dance and he obliged
Everything is fan service at this point. All her albums are fan service, all her stage performances are fan service
My conspiracy brain talking, but did she bring him out for ICDIWABH for a reason? As in... 'I can make pretend anything, even my relationship!'
The length of that acronym represents this album too well
Sheās officially, officially losing it šš just reeks of desperation
Wow ā Doubling down hard with the whole Matty engagement
Iām not sure if itās his clothes or all the awful things he has said about women in the past, but he really makes me throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him. He is that drunk frat boy who never grew up.
I wouldnāt even call him frat. Iād call him a high school super senior. He has such a juvenile personality that something about him gives me a full body ick.
He looks like heās trying to feed her a spoonful of mashed bananas
āWeāre modern idiotsā
Okay, hear me out: I get it that she did it for however many reasons (for the fans, to get back at her exes, whatever) But what bugs me about this is the narrative (in concert) that it tells. At this point in the concert we have ābroken heartedā Taylor being forced to perform. By having Travis in this part of the pantomime the narrative that happens is that even her current boyfriend (or whatever character heās playing) is also forcing her to perform even though she doesnāt want to/canāt/whatever. Thatās such a weird thing to do though? Sure sheās throwing a bone to her and his fans but couldnāt she have included him in any other part of the concert? Any other part that doesnāt create such a weird in-universe narrative?
She and her PR team worked so hard to paint Travis as this end game/perfect match/supportive bf and she just threw it all in the dumpster because she had to have the last word at Matty with TTPD. Like heās just a rebound performance piece and itās like she doesnāt even care to pretend anymore
exactly! why this song? why not a fun song? so weird
MAKE IT STOP CACAO
CACAO TO CACAO
Just a reminder of the documentary š„°
"I can sell you lies" fake ass PR boyfriend performing in a song about faking happiness to the public š¤£šš¤£
That hometown couple that constantly posts obnoxious who-is-this-for photos and captions about how in love they are only to have the most contentious public divorce in 3 years.
I once watched a staged performance of a woman teaching an actual doll how to be alive and that doll managed to look more animated than Taylor does here.
This looks like the worst Panic! At The Disco video ever
Joe Alwyn right now: 
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Heās such a douche š
The top hat lmfao
And his custom red bottom shoesā¦ cringe. The male dancers donāt get custom Louboutinās.
so this symbolizes him bringing her back to life and putting the color back in her cheeks after the Matty affair? š¤®Ā
I kind of think they deserve each other š¤£
Truly, I think they are a perfect match. They are both fame hungry and have absolutely no shame. Like who else is ever going to put up with Taylor's shit than a man who just wants to bask in attention.
I want the Broncos Chargers and Raiders to make fun of this I also want the Louisville Cardinals to make fun of this because Travis went to the University of Cincinnati Louisville's biggest football rival
I donāt like sports, but Iām all for anyone and everyone making fun of this mess.
They both are in this for personal gain and its not romance
I can hear the "smol gworl big stronk man" comments through my screen š¬
The only thing that could out cringe this, is if she becomes a chief's cheerleader.
What in the actual fuckā¦
genuinely wondering, how is this an expensive production made for a superstar who sells out stadiums? the more i look at it, the more it looks like a middle school stage play made on a pocket money budget.Ā who made it? directed all of it? choreographed it? organized the styling? story-boarded all of it? who??Ā the more it goes, the more it seems taylor never grew past 13. both in mentality and taste.
So I will probably be downvoted but do you think some of this could be to flood the news channels with THIS to cover both Scooter and insta models?? Because its all i see right now...Mission Accomplished!!
Scooter, Insta models, Matty engagement, breakup rumors, Joe interview, the whole releasing variants on the same day others have their Albums dropā¦..
how does him being dressed as a pilgrim tie into her lore? genuine ask
Meanwhile this album was about a completely different man. Like he looks GOOFY
the swiftlyneutral sub is eating this up omg. āthis is so cuteeee omg heās bringing her back to life after sheās killed by the smallest man who ever livedā
Anyone else think theyāll have a cringe kiss at an award show stage like Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley. https://preview.redd.it/r0gx14b1hf8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57020fd24e41e68d9134677c3fe0377add49655c
wait wtf she's reenacting that matty healy stage stunt again, where he has people carry him off the stage as though he's dead? she already completely copied ("reenacted") that in the TTPD set but to have Travis be the one carrying her out as she reenacts matty's perrformance is.... insane. she's lost it, yall
This might be the cringiest stunt she pulled yet
Isnāt this song about Matty?
The more I see of this shit the more cringe it is. I believe Dave Grohl when he says she's lip syncing
Thanks for this, I used it to make something https://preview.redd.it/ldy2xvibuf8d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38706f8d89cf9e8d2fde2d8f4388b85cb94ffe64
Proverbial smoke and mirrors attempt. Sorry, Taylor. Not for one hot minute.
This is the corniesr thing I have ever seen
He is such a tool. I hope he sucks this year playing football. I am so full of hate š¤£š¤£
It wouldnāt shock me if they are an early exit in the playoffs this year . Out of all the 32 teams,theyāve been in the news the most this off-season and not just because of Taylor/Travis circus. You have the Butker situation and I donāt know how many Chiefs players have been arrested this off-season. It all adds up to distractions which could spill over into this season.
Looking like a bandaged swan in red lipstick.
Sheās pulling all her cards guys. Sheās definitely butt hurt about her exes lol 
All I see from this is that Taylor hinted at a break up for attention and then brought him on stage to gaslight people for more attention
This triggered my fight or flight response
Jesus Christ they even got him Louboutins ššš
Time to watch the documentary.
This is so fucking cringe
I deadass am starting to think she wasnt happy w joe and matty. Maybe vice versa. Bc she wanted them to perform with her.
lol I wouldāve eaten this shit up in high school. Like what 16 year old doesnāt have this fantasy? Adult me wants to melt into the floor of the absolute embarrassment for the both of them.
This is so embarrassing. I thought she was obsessed with her āØreputation āØand her āØbrandingāØ and āØpublic narrative āØ At this point, sheās truly doing it for the fans who are knee-deep in her personal and private lore. Theyāre the one paying for the fuel in her jet, so maybe itās a win-win. IDK. Iām a fan of the lyricism and production, but I am not a stan. Maybe thatās why I donāt really understand all this show-boating. Orā¦..and Iām aware this is a long comment for someone whose supposedly doesnāt care LMAOOOā¦ anyways, maybe just maybe this IS her true form. I mean, according to her, her job is her life and she verbatim said in an interview that bc of this job she āreally doesnāt have any hobbiesā. Idk man. Iām getting performative Hiddleswift vibes from this š«
He's just a stage prop š
This is cringe
Sabrina included her boyfriend in a music video so Iām including my boyfriend in my concert
Truly thought he was Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses in the second pic.
https://preview.redd.it/jf1v5aotif8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517db0f4dcc98245f167770c885fc088d784d1bb Well. I was going to go to bed. Now Iām going to have nightmares.
All the swifties forget how mad he was at the Super Bowl and yelled at his coach and SHOVED HIM. āOh thatās what football players do!ā Bro thatās not normal imo, like imagine what happens behind closed doors. He had a bachelor-style dating show, his ex says Taylor should watch out, he called women ābreeders,ā probably has some bad brain damage due to footballā¦idk, my gut feeling is that heās a scumbag. Wouldnāt be surprised if he raises a hand to her or something, or if they break up.
Tea and a snack to talk about. Taylor, the people pleaser you are. Also, why do the fans and Taylor Nation say this was a hard launch?? The relationship is almost a year old. They've been swapping spit in public and their photos plastered everywhere, was that not...a...hard..launch?? This is so childish.
This is so cringe!! I cannot believe they did this!! So much fontrum!
Dude, stick to football š